Hot Air TV: Jason Mattera doing the thug thizzle

posted at 6:09 pm on November 3, 2008 by Michelle

We brought you Pt. I of Hot Air TV special correspondent Jason Mattera’s Vote Twice! petition drive on behalf of ACORN’s fictitious sister organization, WALNUT. In Pt. II, you’ll learn what “WALNUT” stands for, why “W” should be dropped from the alphabet, and the many senses of “voting twice.”

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Man how long till the Obama camp does a check on Jason ?

Murtha weeps

William Amos on November 3, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Gates has killed jobs because Excel is hard to use? Seriously?

amerpundit on November 3, 2008 at 6:14 PM

We should bring Bush up on charges so we can go back to being the USA.

Jason, do you feel like your IQ goes down about 20 points just hanging around those people?

The Monster on November 3, 2008 at 6:21 PM

Hilarious…but when they do a check on Jason, I won’t be amused.

Christine on November 3, 2008 at 6:23 PM

Yeah! death penalty for the tree. Fo Shizzle!

Sanjoboy on November 3, 2008 at 6:24 PM

Who is still using Quattro or Lotus 123 around here? You’re safe!

mycowardice on November 3, 2008 at 6:25 PM

Damned Shift Key!

PappaMac on November 3, 2008 at 6:28 PM

Excel has killed secretaries…nice. I knew Gates was an evil bastard.

Wyznowski on November 3, 2008 at 6:29 PM

Is this supposed to make me feel better?

csdeven on November 3, 2008 at 6:30 PM

The Monster on November 3, 2008 at 6:21 PM

20 pts???

Your so nice.

PappaMac on November 3, 2008 at 6:31 PM

Turds like those vote too. *RME*

rightside on November 3, 2008 at 6:38 PM

Replace “W” with star and crescent! Whaa haa haa!

I wish this could make it onto TV to show the world the nutjobs/moonbats out there.

tru2tx on November 3, 2008 at 6:40 PM

That was hilarious! Especially the bit about his baby-momma calling him delinquent. LOL

-o0- on November 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Jason Mattera would be very lost in the hood.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 6:42 PM

Funny stuff!

Congrats JM, you earned your ghetto pass! Careful rockin that red rag, Dog. Booyah!

The Race Card on November 3, 2008 at 6:43 PM

Jason is quick with those zingers.

terryannonline on November 3, 2008 at 6:43 PM

Gates has killed jobs because Excel is hard to use? Seriously?
amerpundit on November 3, 2008 at 6:14 PM

I think he said that Excel has actually killed secretaries. I could be mistaken though I was laughing so hard it was difficult to hear. Couldn’t see either since I had spit an entire cup of coffee all over my monitor.

Oldnuke on November 3, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Thanks for going undercover Jason.

Now go take a shower and clean off the scum.

omnipotent on November 3, 2008 at 6:47 PM

Jason Mattera would be very lost in the hood.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 6:42 PM

Can we lose you? Fantastic.

omnipotent on November 3, 2008 at 6:48 PM

Haven’t seen a better argument for a civics test for voting in a long time!

sharrukin on November 3, 2008 at 6:55 PM

Jason Mattera would be very lost in the hood.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 6:42 PM

He seems to mix it up with those guys pretty well. Not that you would know about “the hood” or anything.

I’m from the other side of the tracks myself growing up. It’s all about attitude. You know who doesn’t last in the hood? Wuss liberal social avengers. The bad-asses smell their metrosexualness blocks away.

PS Matteras is funny.

hawkdriver on November 3, 2008 at 6:57 PM

Women
And
Latinos,
Non-whites
United for
Tolerance

Now can we have some federal money, please?

trubble on November 3, 2008 at 6:57 PM

Nice. lol

-o0- on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

black people are evil

PeteTheFloridian on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

Someone forget a /sarc tag?

-o0- on November 3, 2008 at 7:03 PM

Gosh Jason, how can I get a bench of my very own??

Ozark_sky on November 3, 2008 at 7:07 PM

black people are evil

PeteTheFloridian on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

Either a Moby or an idiot, not that the two are mutually exclusive.

trubble on November 3, 2008 at 7:10 PM

black people are evil

PeteTheFloridian on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

Get your screenshot there pal?

Oh, look what the Hot Air guys post!

hawkdriver on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

Hey Jason, how do I get a bench of my very own??

Ozark_sky on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

The troll is banned.

Allahpundit on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

The link is no longer available.

mpax on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

The troll is banned.

Allahpundit on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

Keep the hammer handy, it’s gonna be a long 30 hours or so.

trubble on November 3, 2008 at 7:21 PM

black people are evil

PeteTheFloridian on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

By “black” you mean people who sleep with your mom but don’t leave a “tip” right?

These kids and their slang these days.

The Race Card on November 3, 2008 at 7:23 PM

Sorry, just registered…didn’t mean to post comment twice.

Ozark_sky on November 3, 2008 at 7:24 PM

well what to say here?
God bless.
These are the same people that want OBAMA??????
Enough said, if your rectaloctitis is so bad, you cannot see the problem, then God help us all.

ColdWarrior57 on November 3, 2008 at 7:25 PM

The troll is banned.

Allahpundit on November 3, 2008 at 7:16 PM

Oops. I need to refresh more often.

The Race Card on November 3, 2008 at 7:27 PM

Jason Mattera would be very lost in the hood.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 6:42 PM

Yes, because a hardcore internet gangster like you knows the hood.

MadisonConservative on November 3, 2008 at 7:28 PM

Question…Would you have banned someone that said White people are evil? because i hear that every day and no one challenges it.

eplain on November 3, 2008 at 7:32 PM

lol “…. if Jesse Jackson has his way, we might have to resupply Barry O with a new set”

RightWinged on November 3, 2008 at 7:35 PM

“Have we brought up these computers up on charges?” – GMONEY

romanianhacker on November 3, 2008 at 7:57 PM

No civics test necessary, just a few questions:

Have you appeared on any of the following:

Leno’s Jaywalking
Girl’s Gone Wild
Springer
Jason Mattera
MSNBC

No vote for you!

Laura in Maryland on November 3, 2008 at 7:59 PM

I thought the couple on the blanket in the park was interesting.

She immediately jumps on board and reaches for the pen. He asks for more information. Jason clarifies “that their votes should count more” and the girl says, “Yeah” and reaches for the pen again.

At that point, it looks as if the guy gives her a really strange look (though, it’s hard to tell from a distance).

I think he may be rethinking the caliber of girl he’s dating.

JadeNYU on November 3, 2008 at 8:01 PM

ROFL that ws so hilarious. I always knew excel was a soul sucking program, but I never knew it was killing secretaries.

7thwvsgtmjr on November 3, 2008 at 8:17 PM

Yes, because a hardcore internet gangster like you knows the hood.

MadisonConservative on November 3, 2008 at 7:28 PM

Believe it or not some people who went to inner city schools grow up to use the internet. Shocking, I know.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 8:18 PM

Jason does a great job as usual and while this is fun to laugh at these people…..it’s scary to think that they plan on voting tomorrow. I fear for my country.

Paco on November 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM

Man how long till the Obama camp does a check on Jason ?

Murtha weeps

William Amos on November 3, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Someone looked into his past once. All they found was Chuck Norris.

– The Cat

MirCat on November 3, 2008 at 8:25 PM

P.S. The two laying down. Jason could have so taken the girl away from him right then and there in front of the guy.

MirCat on November 3, 2008 at 8:26 PM

Believe it or not some people who went to inner city schools grow up to use the internet. Shocking, I know.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 8:18 PM

Uh huh. And I’m sure if you were put in Jason’s place now, you’d connect with the populace much better. Especially with the guy that says Excel is killing people.

MadisonConservative on November 3, 2008 at 8:45 PM

Believe it or not some people who went to inner city schools grow up to use the internet. Shocking, I know.

crr6 on November 3, 2008 at 8:18 PM

Not so shocking. The porn industry’s best customers are in the inner city.

Soluble Suit on November 3, 2008 at 9:05 PM

wow – I guess thats why macs are better (the shift key – har har )
Jason – be careful out there bro and keep the posts coming

defendfaithandfamily on November 3, 2008 at 9:25 PM

crr6

Yeah. I got a stepdaughter whom I overheard telling someone, “He doesn’t know I grew up in the ‘hood.”

You and she never even drove through the’hood.

Posers.

davidk on November 3, 2008 at 9:53 PM

The funniest thing about Jason, he acts so over the top and is readily accepted by the moonbats.

That’s the ticket Jason, hide in plain sight. Comedy gold right there.

Hog Wild on November 3, 2008 at 10:32 PM

Yeah. I got a stepdaughter whom I overheard telling someone, “He doesn’t know I grew up in the ‘hood.”

You and she never even drove through the’hood.

Posers.

davidk on November 3, 2008 at 9:53 PM

Many parents are under an illusion as to where their kids actually spend their time. EVERY so-called “hood” has frequent visitors from the surrounding burbs whose parents, spouses, bosses, etc have no idea where they are recreating.

Your step may be sending out a cry for help or something else.

The Race Card on November 3, 2008 at 10:34 PM

Yo dat was hilarious, J-Rocka.

I love that one nut who thinks Bill Gates should be prosecuted for destroying secretarial jobs. Excel is too hard to use! Ha!

Sign of the Dollar on November 3, 2008 at 10:35 PM

The funniest thing about Jason, he acts so over the top and is readily accepted by the moonbats.

That’s the ticket Jason, hide in plain sight. Comedy gold right there.

Hog Wild on November 3, 2008 at 10:32 PM

He’s a little goofy with it. But what’s comedy without overdoing it a little?

The Race Card on November 3, 2008 at 10:35 PM

I have lost the trail that Jason is supposed to be blazing for me. Where tf is he going here?

Jaibones on November 3, 2008 at 10:41 PM

Haven’t seen a better argument for a civics test for voting in a long time!

sharrukin on November 3, 2008 at 6:55 PM

I couldn’t agree more. This reminds me a little of Hannity’s man in the street stuff in New York. Last week they talked to some Obama supporter who, after totally making a fool of himself with his lacking grasp on the issues and inability to give a reason for supporting Obama, told Sean: “Look, I’ve got to admit, I’m pretty drunk right now.” It was the middle of the afternoon, by the way.

They ought to make obtaining a voter registration card as difficult as obtaining a driver’s license. And no more of this voting by mail! That’s how it’s done in Oregon and I don’t like it. For one, it’s really prone to fraud, and for two it makes it too easy to vote! I think you should have to get out of your house and wait in line at a polling place. That doesn’t guarantee that voters are informed about the issues, but at least it sifts out those who don’t care.

Sign of the Dollar on November 3, 2008 at 10:41 PM

Tell me something I don’t know.

Let’s talk about war fighters and the mission they have accomplished.

Jason!, join the Marine Corps and interview Iraqi’s who will die when BHO prematurely pulls our military out of the most critical war zone our relatively young democracy has ever engaged itself in.

Why is this worthless sh it posted here.

Where is the support for our country and way of life.

Why isn’t there a concerted effort HERE to speak about our national interests and the absolute moral authority that we as a nation have sacrificed for in blood and policy while the rest of the world sucks off of the tit of US capitalism?

What will happen when we slide into a bankrupt policy of feeding the special interests of the new socialist president and the strategic interests of our nation are left to the wolves around the world who would love to see world wide war.

The US prevents these wars by preempting sociopaths from becoming bold and belligerent.

Under Obama and Barney Frank the military, it’s budget and future weapons programs will be stifled or eliminated.

The world without US military deterrence will be like a day without sunshine.

We know who is voting for Obama. Big deal.

Lets focus on the aftermath.

winemkr on November 3, 2008 at 11:15 PM

black people are evil

PeteTheFloridian on November 3, 2008 at 7:02 PM

My bet is mycowardass. He sockpuppets here and then posts (and sockpuppets) on his own site.

And he has this weird attraction and obsession with J Matteras. He blogs in a “I-hate-you-yet-I’m-somewhat-attracted-to-you” kind of way about him.

hawkdriver on November 3, 2008 at 11:30 PM

I think he may be rethinking the caliber of girl he’s dating.

JadeNYU on November 3, 2008 at 8:01 PM

By “caliber,” of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters… Two meanings… caliber… it’s a homonym… Forget it.

fossten on November 3, 2008 at 11:56 PM

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The video is no longer available!

Is this a sign of things to come?

El_Terrible on November 4, 2008 at 12:32 AM

I just watched it. Try refreshing the page.

TedInATL on November 4, 2008 at 6:33 AM

“=sum(“&Up&Ctrl+Shift+Up&Enter

Couldn’t be easier. You don’t even need to close the parentheses. Bill tacks in on for you. Thanks Bill, LOL!

WWCathodeRay on November 4, 2008 at 9:00 AM

I just threw up a little in my mouth at the white couple laying on the grass and SIGNING THE PETITION for “Opressed Classes Get To Vote Twice”.

>>>>>>>>>>>

Two more guilty white RUBES who need to be soundly beat within an inch of their worthless lives…

seejanemom on November 4, 2008 at 9:37 AM

My bet is mycowardass. He sockpuppets here and then posts (and sockpuppets) on his own site.

And he has this weird attraction and obsession with J Matteras. He blogs in a “I-hate-you-yet-I’m-somewhat-attracted-to-you” kind of way about him.

hawkdriver on November 3, 2008 at 11:30 PM

Stop the hatred hawkdriver. It doesn’t do anyone any good.

Change is coming. Celebrate!

mycowardice on November 4, 2008 at 9:53 AM

I couldn’t view it either. Went to YouTube and while it shows up it says it is no longer available………

Anyone have a shot of it? I love this guy!

antiquechick on November 4, 2008 at 12:57 PM

antiquechick – it worked for me. Hilarious

Little Banana on November 4, 2008 at 2:27 PM

Stop the hatred hawkdriver. It doesn’t do anyone any good.

Change is coming. Celebrate!

mycowardice on November 4, 2008 at 9:53 AM

Liberals taught me how to hate. sockpuppet. PS, Change is cyclical!

hawkdriver on November 4, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Excel is so hard to use! You have to use the shift key to reach the colon! Bill Gates should be arrested for that!

W.O.W.

Dusk Eagle on November 4, 2008 at 5:34 PM

Jason,
Well done!

JustJP on November 4, 2008 at 8:04 PM