Via Jim Treacher, I link it reluctantly out of fear that its sheer awesomeness may endanger small children and senior citizens. My one critique: Having the ‘Cuda bang the pilot’s head against the controls of the helicopter isn’t nearly bad-ass enough. Snapping his neck or tearing his head clear from his body would be truer to her essence.

This is probably as close as we’ll get to seeing The One rough up America’s enemies, so enjoy it.