Via reader Don P., the man who helped get us into this mess — yes, really — delivers a pep talk to help get us out. You can tell that he’s rusty; he didn’t even use the other team’s guarantees of victory as a motivator.

New Gallup poll: The One’s netted three points overnight from his 30-minute Obamapalooza special to lead by eight. Exit question: How will McCain fare in the Super Bowl? ’85 Bears or ’06 Bears?

Tags: Barack Obama