Video: Zombie JFK warns of global warming

posted at 3:40 pm on October 30, 2008 by Allahpundit

Via Breitbart, he’s, ah, er, gravely concerned.

Dude, the October surprise we’ve been waiting for? A Zombie Reagan endorsement of McCain. It’s coming tomorrow. I can feel it. Exit question: With the galaxy of living, breathing liberals available to stump for this cause, why’d they have to go and bother poor Jack Kennedy? Is it because he’s slightly less stiff than Al Gore?

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Is it because he’s slightly less stiff than Al Gore?

Ouch, that’ll leave a mark.

Also, that CGI mouth… dear lord, he looks like a frog gasping for air.

Wineaholic on October 30, 2008 at 3:44 PM

With the galaxy of living, breathing liberals available to stump for this cause, why’d they have to go and bother poor Jack Kennedy? Is it because he’s slightly less stiff than Al Gore?

Your mistake is tossing Algor in with the “living breathing liberals”.

Algor is King of the Undead. That Global Warming thing? Probably has something to do with keeping himself from rotting, or something.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on October 30, 2008 at 3:45 PM

If Obama wins on Tuesday, does that mean my children will be forced to watch bad YouTube videos of Zombie Obama regarding what ever the crisis du jur is?

A vote for McCain is a vote against a future with Zombie Obama!

JadeNYU on October 30, 2008 at 3:45 PM

His mouth is spooky, he never opened his mouth like that.

right2bright on October 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Robots leading robots.

Buy Danish on October 30, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Why do I keep thinking that we’re getting past this?

Ernest on October 30, 2008 at 3:48 PM

If Obama wins, who knows, a whole generation might grow up thinking JFK and even Reagan endorsed him. Seriously, I don’t put anything past these lefties that think history is malleable.

The Ministry of Truth cometh.

coloradoranchhand on October 30, 2008 at 3:49 PM

I’m assuming ACORN has Zombie JFK register to vote. Come people, zombies have rights too.

Racist!

Lance Murdock on October 30, 2008 at 3:49 PM

But Al Gore is totally cereal</em guys!!

apollyonbob on October 30, 2008 at 3:49 PM

What was with the images of tornadoes and hurricanes?

Aaaaah… message received: Greenpeace causes tornadoes.

Abby Adams on October 30, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Not only do dead people vote Democrat, but they also plug leftwing causes.

Bigfoot on October 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Well, you heard Mayor Quimby. Get on it!

Tzetzes on October 30, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Ah, saint Kennedy. Killed by a Marxist, and presented as a martyr for Marxism.
Now, resurrected to spread the Marxist word.

Count to 10 on October 30, 2008 at 3:52 PM

Ich bin ein Berliner zombie!

Capp on October 30, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Why do I keep thinking that we’re getting past this?

Ernest on October 30, 2008 at 3:48 PM

One would think…

ballz2wallz on October 30, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Grue in the Attic on October 30, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Incorrect. Algore is made of wood……wood that’s been treated with polyurethane.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on October 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Every bit as convincing as those talking baby commercials.

FAIL.

snickelfritz on October 30, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Where’s a book depository when you need one?

/sarc

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on October 30, 2008 at 3:56 PM

coloradoranchhand on October 30, 2008 at 3:49 PM

One of my old college roommates (an Obama supporter) said that her mom was on the fence between Obama and McCain until her mom decided that she was voting for Obama because that’s who JFK would have voted for.

Rather than being embarrassed by the fact her mom was basing her vote on something so ridiculous, my old roommate wondered if that’s how it would be for her generation, “I’m voting for this guy because this is who Barack would have supported.”

JadeNYU on October 30, 2008 at 3:57 PM

I’ve seen actors portray JFK more convincingly on sitcoms than on this YouTube video.

MadisonConservative on October 30, 2008 at 3:58 PM

I think those flashing images of the Beatles and dancing hippies are meant to inspire the Greenpeace crowd. But (to turn to the Simpsons again and paraphrase Comic Book Guy)…

Worst. Generation. Ever!

Thanks a lot, old people! Half a century ago you were saying “never trust anyone over thirty”. Now you’re twice thirty or more and want young people to pay for your retirement….

(Yes, yes, not everyone, I know…)

Tzetzes on October 30, 2008 at 4:00 PM

I think the false prophet has to make an image of the first beast with the fatal head wound, which talks and causes everyone who won’t worship him to be killed. Something like that.

NellE on October 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Incorrect. Algore is made of wood……wood that’s been treated with polyurethane.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on October 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM

I will cut him down with a herring.

I think the false prophet has to make an image of the first beast with the fatal head wound, which talks and causes everyone who won’t worship him to be killed. Something like that.

NellE on October 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM

… Dude.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on October 30, 2008 at 4:06 PM

We were a divided nation in 1960. Kennedy/Nixon was nearly a draw. Kennedy was not a real Democrat, certainly by today’s standards. He would qualify as a staunch conservative today, pro-life, pro business, anti tax.

I hate to seem him mocked.

eaglesdontflock on October 30, 2008 at 4:10 PM

It was 39 degrees two mornings ago here in San Antonio.

Global Warming alarmism isn’t real effective when your freezing your keester off.

Another few weeks and we won’t be hearing from the alarmists until Spring…

catmman on October 30, 2008 at 4:10 PM

It’s got to be a Halloween joke, right? Right.

…because he’s slightly less stiff than Al Gore

Now that’s funny.

tru2tx on October 30, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Another few weeks and we won’t be hearing from the alarmists until Spring…

catmman on October 30, 2008 at 4:10 PM

Or they’ll swap to Man-Made Global Cooling alarmism. It’s the traditional pattern, every 30 years or so.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on October 30, 2008 at 4:12 PM

If the current trend with solar output continues, it will soon be so cold that even the dumbest amongst us will realize Al Gore is more than a little daft.

tarpon on October 30, 2008 at 4:14 PM

all the kids in my neighborhood are going to perform a musical score to this

custer on October 30, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Back when JFK was in office, the libtards were warning us all we were going to die of global COOLING, and they were gleefully murdering the only viable source of electrical power that emitted zero carbon dioxide.

logis on October 30, 2008 at 4:22 PM

What do you expect? The guy was buried without his brain.

Blake on October 30, 2008 at 4:23 PM

The frightening question to ask, is how many “undecideds” will think that this speach is real.

mtbunji on October 30, 2008 at 4:23 PM

If JFK were alive today, he probably wouldn’t be a Democrat. He was a military veteran, and a practicing Catholic. He was also a pretty bright guy (not something that could be said about his idiot little brother Teddy, the chronic screw-up). JFK would have more in common with Ronald Reagan than he would with Obama, and JFK would probably have the same disdain for Obama that Obama has for Reagan.

AZCoyote on October 30, 2008 at 4:27 PM

LOL….

At the End, it should cut to Zombie Reagan… who says “Dam, I thought we got rid of this guy…”

Romeo13 on October 30, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Didn’t I hear that when Mr. Global Warming campaigns in Florida this weekend, it will be experiencing record low temperatures?

As I recall, when the Orville Redenbacher popcorn people tried an ad campaign that resurrected old Orv, it backfired. People thought it was creepy.

TedInATL on October 30, 2008 at 4:30 PM

AZCoyote on October 30, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Furthermore, do you think he’d support Barack Hussein Obama? He’d be 10x as upset with his party (assuming he was still a Democrat) as the PUMAs!

m064404 on October 30, 2008 at 4:32 PM

I would vote for Zombie JFK before I would vote for Obama.

“Vote Quimby!!!”

Remember when the Kennedy’s were furious that President Bush related JFK to tax cuts? I’m guessing they are fine with this horror show.

Hening on October 30, 2008 at 4:34 PM

They had to bother Kennedy because Obama is the most overrated speaker of our time.

Grafted on October 30, 2008 at 4:43 PM

I live in NJ. It farking SNOWED yesterday. Global warming, my ass.

ManlyRash on October 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM

Why do I feel like I just watched a South Park episode?
(no offense meant to Matt and Trey)

Pam on October 30, 2008 at 4:45 PM

Speaking of dead zombies…John, “Globull Warming” McCain approves this message.

Fletch54 on October 30, 2008 at 5:01 PM

Sunny every day, except for when you want to play in the rain. Temperatures that you want when you want them.

The sun giving us just what we need or want. (Or need and want.) No more. No less.

Science not contradicted by, um, science.

Vote The One.

Dusty on October 30, 2008 at 5:03 PM

The dead can’t turn into zombies if they were shot in the head or suffered some sort of critical head trauma. This is an imposter.

/Romero

Black Adam on October 30, 2008 at 5:13 PM

Unless this was a John Russo (The Return of the Living Dead) Zombie. They can’t be stopped unless you nuke them.

/Zombie nerd

Black Adam on October 30, 2008 at 5:16 PM

Disgusting, simply disgusting.

Gothguy on October 30, 2008 at 5:21 PM

It’s pretty funny that they show the balloon reading “Save the climate” and then show a windmill.

Wind farms convert wind to electricity by sucking the energy out of natural wind currents. That can only change the climate, no?

Tuning Spork on October 30, 2008 at 5:39 PM

Gaaah! That was like watching a Neimoidian talk.

thekingtut on October 30, 2008 at 5:53 PM


Horsepucky…

Wyznowski on October 30, 2008 at 6:43 PM

I am writing in Zombie Reagan for POTUS.

Zombie John Wayne for VP.

Zombie George S. Patton for DEPT of War. (Not Sec. In fact, I’m removing all references to Secretary because it sounds effeminate)

And finally, Zombie MacArthur for Foreign Minister.

Claypigeon on October 30, 2008 at 7:03 PM

That was stupid, and creepy.

Mulligan on October 30, 2008 at 7:09 PM

What a great and noble undertaking it would be to solve man made global warming if only it were true.

Dollayo on October 31, 2008 at 12:30 AM