Caption contest: DSCC takes out the trash

posted at 5:30 pm on October 30, 2008 by Ed Morrissey

A friend in Washington DC sends me this picture taken outside the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee’s office this morning.  Whatever could the DSCC have been doing?  Looks like an awful lot of shredding in the final days of the election:

Just in case you can’t read that sign by the door:

What do you suppose this means?  Leave your best guess or humorous caption in the comments!

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FLASHBACK 2002: You manhandled that shredder, Barack! Ever thought about running for President??

cpr on October 30, 2008 at 7:13 PM

“We’ll shred whatever we want because you’re not smart enough to vote us out of office.”

Tom Blogical on October 30, 2008 at 7:15 PM

First draft by Bill Ayers of Obama’s book “Dreams From My Father” with editorial corrections in Bernardine Dohrn and Ayers handwriting.

Plus copy of Ayers’ blackmail letter to Democratic party that says “I now own you, do what I say or the truth comes out about Obama.”

albill on October 30, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Credit card transactions? What credit card transactions?

crosspatch on October 30, 2008 at 7:24 PM

Caption Contests Are Now Officially Racist!

RushBaby on October 30, 2008 at 5:35 PM

“Captionist!”

Seven Percent Solution on October 30, 2008 at 7:25 PM

“We’ve successfully removed those negative liberties from the Constitution, sir. We’re ready for you to paste in all of the things that government should do for us now.”

———

“And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.”
– John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961

“[G]enerally the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. Says what the states can’t do to you. Says what the Federal government can’t do to you, but doesn’t say what the Federal government or State government must do on your behalf… …In some ways we still suffer from that.”
– Barack Hussein Obama, 2001

VekTor on October 30, 2008 at 7:38 PM

They’re just getting rid of leftover American flags from the Denver convention.

andycanuck on October 30, 2008 at 7:52 PM

For Sale: Confetti

(New and unused from Franken canceled victory bash)

csdeven on October 30, 2008 at 7:57 PM

they are not using NSA suggested cross cut shredders. An enterprising reporter could put some of these documents back together — length of the shredded pieces is the tip off

Bradky on October 30, 2008 at 7:58 PM

* Biden’s hair plugs that did’t take
* The guest list from that Streisand fundraiser
* Thank you cards for all of the people that saw ‘W’
* Rough drafts of Obama’s new Constitution

Better yet,

* The resumes of the Obama advisors that will be unemployed when McCain/Palin win next week!

cannonball on October 30, 2008 at 8:06 PM

They think that the election is in zee bag!

ACORN voter fraud money bag!

Nancy Pelosi’s epic story of her younger years as a
Palomino!

Barney Frank’s attempted novels of his debauchery
experiences that were turned down by all publishing
companies!

Barack Obama’s birth certificates!

canopfor on October 30, 2008 at 8:21 PM

Too obvious a location. I say after 2 months of reassembly, this is a sample of the documents to be found:

DELIVERY
Sweet Sour Chicken – $6
Beef with Plum Sauce – $7
Ginger Lamb – $8
General Tso’s Chicken – $7

Extra Rice – $2
Tax – $2.40
______________
Total $32.40

eeyore on October 30, 2008 at 8:24 PM

Recent drafts of Obama’s proposed inaugural address.
And thrice he spurned the lupercal…does that seem like ambition for Obama…

eaglewingz08 on October 30, 2008 at 8:41 PM

0B0mbers:
-college thesis,
-Harvard Law Review – Review,
-his medical records,
-college transcripts,
-lists of known terrorist associates
-and last but not least multiple copies of his Kenyan birth certificate, and Indonesian citizenship papers.

dhunter on October 30, 2008 at 9:43 PM

Pelosi’s “Most Ethical Things to Do” lists... since 2006.
.
or ‘IN BOX UPC’
Pelosi’s “IN BOX” for Unethical Practice Complaints caused by the Dems.
-Shredded since no reply was promised.
(This is a monthly clean up)

shooter on October 30, 2008 at 10:05 PM

Forget the clear bag with shredded paper. I want to know what is in that black bag beside it!

Brat on October 30, 2008 at 5:34 PM

Don’t worry. It’s just Flags.

- The Cat

MirCat on October 30, 2008 at 10:06 PM

Too obvious a location. I say after 2 months of reassembly, this is a sample of the documents to be found:

DELIVERY
Sweet Sour Chicken – $6
Beef with Plum Sauce – $7
Ginger Lamb – $8
General Tso’s Chicken – $7
Kristen – $4,300
Extra Rice – $2
Tax – $2.40
______________
Total $32.40

eeyore on October 30, 2008 at 8:24 PM

Fixed

MirCat on October 30, 2008 at 10:07 PM

“Wow…who knew shredding the constitution would fill an entire garbage bag”.

Dreadnought223 on October 30, 2008 at 10:16 PM

Joe the trash collector is going to be pissed.

Kmarion on October 31, 2008 at 12:46 AM

Michelle,
Where did all the receipts go for your $150,000 worth of new clothes??

TheKernel on October 31, 2008 at 12:48 AM

“It certainly isn’t a shred of decency.”

Okay, Ed-what did I win?

Doug on October 31, 2008 at 1:18 AM

Acorn proof of payments to signature workers

randynacol2002 on October 31, 2008 at 10:06 AM

The DNC version of the Constitution.

MSGTAS on October 31, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Hey Hillary, thanks for the support. I took care of those other pesky Rose Law Firm Billing records while I was here…
BO

Paul K. on October 31, 2008 at 10:57 AM

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