So on the day of the apocalypse Rosie O’Donnel will be smokin’ hot!

TheSitRep on October 21, 2008 at 8:06 AM

Just shoot me now………..sighs

What professors don’t use their students to work on their research? But here, there is a synergy to bring in even more money. Almost all of Pettijohn and Jungeberg’s male students bring in extra income by making frequent visits to the Mercyhurst Sperm Donor Bank.

eeyore on October 21, 2008 at 11:22 AM

Ewwwwwwww!

Mercyhurst has received over $23 million in eight years. Almost all of it went to student assistance…

What professors don’t use their students to work on their research? But here, there is a synergy to bring in even more money. Almost all of Pettijohn and Jungeberg’s male students bring in extra income by making frequent visits to the Mercyhurst Sperm Donor Bank.

In hard times, Playboy leans to larger, bigger boobed women (i.e. Ed used the word curvier). In good times, Playboy leans to towards leaner less curvy chicks. Ed has it sturdier versus curvier but sturdier broads are the bigger boobed babes not the less so as Ed claims.

Ed must not be too up to speed on this important issue.

Also, how do TWO ACADEMICS dudes study 47 years of playmates. When I study playboy playmates, I need to be by myself…especially after studying them for, like, 15 minutes.

Until the 1970s and the advent of pants suits, one of the strongest correlations with the stock market was hemlines. Really.

TREGONSEE on October 21, 2008 at 9:49 AM

That being the case then, I’m sure economists will soon come out with a study, funded by the bailout no less, that proves the recent stock market correction (and bottoming out), was due to, well….. women getting heavier on their bottoms.

What we should do, is first, notify Houston that we have a problem, – they being the fattest city and all.

Secondly, we should warn Helen Thomas that she better go on an Atkins diet. (this one is for you csdeven)

:)

preferring sturdier types when times get bad

Sorry, I haven’t seen any Playmate that would qualify as a draft animal of any worth in pulling a plow or hauling crops to market. Yes, as times get tougher we all automatically revert to our inner caveman. Ugh. Can girl churn butter? Me go to cave now. Me be in me bunk.

I hope they cleaned up the lab after they used it for their “study.”

Mr. Bingley on October 21, 2008 at 8:09 AM

It’s my personal policy to never enter a lab with a sticky floor….

CC – BHO: “my Muslim faith”

You’ve got to admire the genius of guys who can get a research grant to look through old Playboys. When I was 13, man, I was doing lots of research . . ….

Actually, I think it was a huge endowment.

BigD on October 21, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Yeah, it involved “vast tracts of land.” And I’m sure it was a very…healthy…endowment.

preferring sturdier types when times get bad and lighter, curvier women when they feel more secure.

As a blogger this must be hell when the traffic drops from 800,000 on the weekdays and down to 100,000 on the weekends!!
…………….and even worse, after this election is over…….

….well….. I guess that makes a good case for “stocking up”.

So Ed, you better order your playboy magazines now…….

Wasn’t there some study years ago that showed the length of woman’s skirts correlated with the current economic conditions?

JetBoy on October 21, 2008 at 8:21 AM

I’m not sure. But another thought occurred to me. How does this study explain Janet Reno and Helen Thomas?

How much tax money is Mercyhurst College getting?

Actually, I think it was a huge endowment.

It’s all well and good to wear bras on your head, right up until someone forgets to hook up the doll and you wind up with a missle in your house.

trubble on October 21, 2008 at 8:32 AM

I’ve been 1 upped!

- The Cat

How much tax money is Mercyhurst College getting?

SECOND STUDY DEMANDED AT MERCYHURST—ENROLLMENT UP BY 50% Huge Hefner invited to be commencement speaker.

It’s all well and good to wear bras on your head, right up until someone forgets to hook up the doll and you wind up with a missle in your house.

trubble on October 21, 2008 at 8:32 AM

Doing Bush 1 imitation: Not going to go there…wouldn’t be prudent…not at this juncture…

If they didn’t use electricity and weren’t wearing bras on their heads then it ain’t science!

- The Cat

MirCat on October 21, 2008 at 8:23 AM

It’s all well and good to wear bras on your head, right up until someone forgets to hook up the doll and you wind up with a missle in your house.

The hairier, perhaps not as good looking women tended to be liberal. This correlates to society at large as well so I know my conclusions are well founded.

Next week I will study Maxim magazine too see if the results are similar. Everyone please send me $50 to cover the costs.