Comments on: Kerry jokes: McCain wears Depends

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » John Kerry on Sanford: Too bad Palin didn’t go missing too

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:38:56 +0000

[...] be too hard on Waffles. His humor’s always been laced with nastiness, which is why he periodically finds himself in clusterfarks over “botched [...]

By: Jules Crittenden » Kerry Humor Evolves

Jules Crittenden » Kerry Humor Evolves — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 15:40:09 +0000

[...] Hot Air cruelly notes that McCain is only seven years older than Kerry. Yeah, then there’s his messing the bed in an election he had no business losing. [...]

By: DaveC

DaveC — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:56:23 +0000

That joke only works when it’s being self deprecating.. if someone asked John McCain the question and McCain said, ‘Depends’…

other than that, it’s showing off the guy is a jerk..

big surprise, I guess.. seeing how it is John Kerry, after all.

By: sheebe

sheebe — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:51:44 +0000

Oops, cut the last part off. McCain and Palin are going to win! night all

By: sheebe

sheebe — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:50:37 +0000

Kerry has room to talk. He thinks he is Mr. Macho man. He is a whiny wimp. And at least John McCain has a drop dead gorgeous wife. Kerry’s wife is uglier then my rottie! Kerry was no war hero at all. McCain was a hero. All other words are to good for the likes of Kerry! Obama said he probably would make Powell Secretary of State. You lose Kerry!

By: onlineanalyst

onlineanalyst — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:38:49 +0000

thought Colin Powell was competing for secretary of state in a Obama administration. What makes Kerry think that he is going to be the one for such a position?

clemycali on October 20, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Didn’t you hear? Jawn Carry has a plan. He said so.

By: UnEasyRider

UnEasyRider — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:33:29 +0000

darii on October 20, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Darii that Depends story was an absolute hoot.

Actually, the humor in here is outstanding. Thank you all for a lot of laughs tonight.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:28:59 +0000

~~first~~ second campaign

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:28:12 +0000

I suppose Kerry was the source for this oldie:
Remember when Clinton, during his first campaign, was asked by those college kids, “Do you wear boxers or briefs?”
Soon afterward, someone asked Clinton’s opponent, Bob Dole, the same question.
He answered, “Well…depends.”

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:04:48 +0000

Gee that’s funny as hell from a man that looks like an oompa loompa on steroids.

f off John F’in Kerry.

By: jeanie

jeanie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:56:26 +0000

Kerry is such an ass and doesn’t even suspect that that might be the case. And now, junior high school humor–what a guy.

By: Old Hippie Vet

Old Hippie Vet — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:46:28 +0000

Kerry had a less than honorable discharge, he got it upgraded to honorable by the Carter administration.

Kerry is a POS.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:28:07 +0000

Joe the Plumber,needs to flush out Kerry!!haha.

Another brilliant moment in Kerry’s glorious
political career!

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:24:19 +0000

Hillary put him up to this, didn’t she.

By: Mulligan

Mulligan — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:04:49 +0000

Kerry is a buffoon.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:58:34 +0000

Good!
Drudge put this up (with photo)

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:44:19 +0000

so I guess I’m duty bound to wave Waffles through, too.

Don’t you think a senator should be held to a higher standard than an entertainer? What if Bush told a joke like that about Kleegle–is it OK for Presidents?

By: scrubjay

scrubjay — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:23:06 +0000

Kerry wears Depends, too, but he wears it on his head like a dork.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:20:06 +0000

McCain’s seven years older than Kerry. I gave Olby a break for his own achingly lame attempt at humor in this vein awhile back, so I guess I’m duty bound to wave Waffles through, too.

So, just so we’re clear. Legitimate criticisms of Obama are “racist”, and it’s okay to make up stories about people saying “kill him” in order to smear the McCain campaign and make Obama a victim… Yet it’s perfectly acceptable for a sitting Senator, who was the Dems previous presidential candidate, to publicly mock McCain for being old, in such a disgusting way.

Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t really care if this was a late night show, and I myself might even joke about McCain in such a way. But I’m not a sitting Senator and a leader in the Democratic Party.

This is yet another example of “can you imagine if the parties were reversed?” Kerry would be resigning right now if he was a Republican.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:03:03 +0000

Botox customer Kerry

As opposed to Botox customer (& hair transplant recipient) Biden.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:01:52 +0000

Has the distinguished humorist & Botox customer Kerry also ridicule Teddy or the Kleegle for their advanced years?

By: hawkdriver

hawkdriver — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:47:00 +0000

Where is the media? We all know. The real question is what are we going to do about it?

Crickets on every evil thing that’s said about a Republican, but front page coverage about a single comment yelled from the crowd of a McCain/Palin rally.

GRRRRR!!!!

By: hawkdriver

hawkdriver — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:44:01 +0000

I wish I were not on active duty so I could write an e-mail to the good Senator to tell him what a POS he is. I’m so close to retirement, I might just anyway.

GOD THE LEFT IS DESERVING OF AN ASS WHIPPING!!!

Colin Powell, are you freaking listening?

GRRRRRR

By: petefrt

petefrt — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:41:45 +0000

I may disagree with Obama more/stronger than with wusses Kerry and Gore. I may think Obama’s more a threat to this country than they are. But I’ll tell you this: Whether he’s a Marxist or not, Obama’s brighter than these losers, John Kerry and Algore.

By: byteshredder

byteshredder — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:33:47 +0000

Kerry jokes: McCain wears Depends

This crap coming from "Hanoi John Kerry," the a$$hole that wore band aids on scratches, that supposedly earned him 5 purple hearts for a few months of combat in Vietnam, GRRRRrrrr.....