Comments on: Video: Precious moppet sells cookies to purchase vicious anti-McCain attack ad

By: Mr. Wednesday Night

Mr. Wednesday Night — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:40:15 +0000

Update: She’s out of business. Piper Palin kicked her @$$ and took over. She’s selling “Moose Milk” and “Caribou Cookies”.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:49:09 +0000

Obama: ring ding.

By: Cr4sh Dummy

Cr4sh Dummy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:36:05 +0000

Best skit this election.

By: uncivilized

uncivilized — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:07:30 +0000

Gee…Acorn registered a kid to vote who’s a year younger than this little Princess…

By: madmonkphotog

madmonkphotog — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:02:05 +0000

Blonde hair, blue eyes.

I see Obama is really stereotyping his Hitler Youth Squad.

But she’s white. Why come he couldn’t use a black grrl.

What kind of racist is he?!?!?

By: JellyToast

JellyToast — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:20:26 +0000

If you look close you can almost see the strings.

By: christene

christene — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:20:06 +0000

I’ll assume Mom & Dad didn’t teach the child about a little word with big meaning by the name of “research”…look at her with all that money! Her man obama spoke about that in his book,..”The white person and greed”

By: Speakup

Speakup — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:10:02 +0000

Not quite enough parody in that skit.

Obamaniacs will be playing it for votes.

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:42:27 +0000

Too true for comfort.

By: Grue in the Attic

Grue in the Attic — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:01:07 +0000

TomLawler on October 14, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Not familiar with The Onion, are you?

*eats*

By: Grue in the Attic

Grue in the Attic — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:00:39 +0000

Smart girl.

barry norris on October 14, 2008 at 3:44 PM

You HAVE to be a parody. You cannot for one second mean that seriously. You have to just be some bored person “playing” a loony far-left Moonbat for kicks. A real Dem would be denying that these are their tactics.

It’s weird. Do you trolls seriously view the world through such a malfunctioning kalidescope that lying, stealing, and cheating are viewed as “smart” and “okay”? Do you simply have no moral fiber whatsoever? Or do you have absolutely nothing better to do with your day than to hang around sites like this and leave behind moronic commentary? At least the majority of the rest of us actually put some thought into our posts.

Your mentality is mind-boggling.

*eats*

By: “The key is to control the public dialog.” : Pursuing Holiness

“The key is to control the public dialog.” : Pursuing Holiness — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:57:30 +0000

[...] indeed, and watch the whole thing. Best line: “The key is to control the public dialog.” Filed Under: Quick [...]

By: TomLawler

TomLawler — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:56:43 +0000

if the parents aren’t teaching this child such hate who is it? i failed to pick up where this little girl lives. how is it that an 8 year old can espouse such hate? does she go to one of the schools that obama and ayers donated millions of dollars to? or maybe she goes to the school that thinks that taking 6 year olds to a honosexual wedding is a teaching experience.

if in fact the parents of this child indoctrinate her that is truly sad. but as i suspect the school she attends form her oppions then that it is crimanal!

By: calbear

calbear — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:46:46 +0000

I usually dislike the Onion, but this was great; the Big Lie recitation was priceless.

I wonder how much of this she actually believes, and doesn’t recognize it’s supposed to be parody

Child actresses are generally surprisingly professional and The Onion isn’t Larry Charles, so I’m guessing she doesn’t really think that lies should be told in service of defeating Obama.

By: barry norris

barry norris — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:44:59 +0000

Smart girl.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:38:54 +0000

BOOLAID

Limerick on Oct 14,2008 at 3:08PM.

Limerick: BOOLAID,sounds tasty!haha:)

By: pukara61

pukara61 — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:24:51 +0000

The parent should be charge with child abuse.

By: ManlyRash

ManlyRash — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:24:38 +0000

BOOLAID Barack Obama Orange-Lime Apathy Indoctrination Drink – Limerick on October 14, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Sure that grape flavor isn’t available? I hear it’s real popular in certain…um…segments.

By: SouthernDem

SouthernDem — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:15:31 +0000

thmcbb on October 14, 2008 at 2:56 PM

Ooooh, close second!

By: SouthernDem

SouthernDem — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:14:09 +0000

She is hearing that crap from her parents. That poor girl will be lost when she grows up. She is being mis lead.
sheebe on October 14, 2008 at 2:50 PM

WINNER!

By: HornetSting

HornetSting — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:10:58 +0000

BOOLAID

Barack Obama Orange-Lime Apathy Indoctrination Drink

Limerick on October 14, 2008 at 3:08 PM

By the way, RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!

By: HornetSting

HornetSting — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:10:17 +0000

That little girl looks possesed. Already had too much Boolaid, Limerick.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:08:03 +0000

BOOLAID

Barack Obama Orange-Lime Apathy Indoctrination Drink

By: HornetSting

HornetSting — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:04:12 +0000

KOOLAID AT EVERY STREET CORNER!!!haha.

canopfor on October 14, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Watch out for the “smear attacker”. Kool-aid drinkers can be considered “racist” for those who do not read history and are not aware of Jim Jones.

By: connertown

connertown — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:03:10 +0000

It would be so much funnier if it weren’t so close to the truth.

It would also be easier to laugh if we had some good news this week about the race. Time for that pendulum to swing back…