Video: Precious moppet sells cookies to purchase vicious anti-McCain attack ad
posted at 2:17 pm on October 14, 2008 by Allahpundit
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What turned her on to The One, do you suppose? Was it the video game advertising? Or the transcripts of his speeches that are being inserted into textbooks?
I like to save the Onion parodies for dinnertime but this one’s too good to wait. Exit question: Wasn’t she one of the singers in the Obama youth video?
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Was that an Obama cookie?
Shy Guy on October 14, 2008 at 2:21 PM
funny, and scary, because of how close to the truth it is.
kirkill on October 14, 2008 at 2:21 PM
That poor kid. I wonder how much of this she actually believes, and doesn’t recognize it’s supposed to be parody…
*eats*
Grue in the Attic on October 14, 2008 at 2:22 PM
Art really does imitate life. Thanks, Onion!
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 2:22 PM
She’s mastered democrat tactic #1.
So that’s a good start.
lorien1973 on October 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM
She’d make even more money with a waffle stand…
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Is that a future moonbat or a current Ohio voter?
CC - BHO: “My Muslin faith”
CapedConservative on October 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM
That was awesome, not only was it funny, but’s damn near the truth about how out of touch Obama’s followers are.
Torch on October 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM
Obama has ADS on the air here in Georgia that are false from start to finish.
Elizabetty on October 14, 2008 at 2:23 PM
This sweet child is a charter member of the ObamaYouth Jackboot Brigade.
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Also: blonde hair, blue eyes…she has that Aryan thing down pat.
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Oh… so both then?
CC - BHO: “My Muslim faith”
CapedConservative on October 14, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Ah they all look alike to me.
Kind of like the ChiComs at the Olympics.
*eats*
Grue in the Attic on October 14, 2008 at 2:27 PM
Future Acorn spokeswoman.
HornetSting on October 14, 2008 at 2:29 PM
I’m not going to lie. Before I caught the onion logo I thought it was serious.
Esthier on October 14, 2008 at 2:29 PM
I guess the O is different, but with the ONN logo I almost thought it was real from the headline and picture.
Apparently a lot of people didn’t know that the Ohio flag had a giant O on it. Well here’s something else that a lot of people outside of Ohio probably don’t know, but there is a channel called ONN in Ohio, it stands for Ohio News Network. It’s owned by WBNS TV and the Columbus Dispatch
MobileVideoEngineer on October 14, 2008 at 2:29 PM
Yep, all sweet and sugary on the outside, inside; no substance.
Sanjoboy on October 14, 2008 at 2:31 PM
Since when did The Onion start reporting actual news?
Vic on October 14, 2008 at 2:32 PM
We’ve found Andrea Mitchell’s replacement.
eaglewingz08 on October 14, 2008 at 2:34 PM
A young gutter sniper,”Children for Obama”!!haha lol
canopfor on October 14, 2008 at 2:35 PM
Green on the outside; red on the inside.
lorien1973 on October 14, 2008 at 2:37 PM
Ah, so she’s mastering the words and wisdom of that other socialist, Joseph Goebbels.
““If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.””
rbj on October 14, 2008 at 2:37 PM
I don’t see this as parody. I see it as the new Hitler Youth. Or, the new Young Pioneers.
The Socialists have ALWAYS … ALWAYS … targeted the children. THAT is how they take over.
Be afraid of things like this … because they are reality.
OhEssYouCowboys on October 14, 2008 at 2:39 PM
I am outlaged at this vire, vire lacist steleotyping.
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 2:40 PM
You velly funny pelson, ManryLash. :)
*eats*
Grue in the Attic on October 14, 2008 at 2:42 PM
She’s going to have a high ranking
position,in Obama’s “Civilian Defence
Force”!a hem.
Anyone check out her strategy mapped out
on paper in crayons,lol!
canopfor on October 14, 2008 at 2:42 PM
She is hearing that crap from her parents. That poor girl will be lost when she grows up. She is being mis lead.
sheebe on October 14, 2008 at 2:50 PM
Soylent Green
null on October 14, 2008 at 2:53 PM
They come in yellow on the inside too.
HornetSting on October 14, 2008 at 2:53 PM
LOL @ “Beyond the Facts”!
surrounded on October 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM
Oh! That was so close to the truth, down to the attack plan mapped out in crayon. I have to say my favorite part was the “War for the White House” intro complete with flames.
P.S. Good to see that Robert C. Byrd is finally getting the much needed renovation.
highhopes on October 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM
“…he should be put out to pasture.”
I hate to say it but I’ve had the same thought at times. Gotta love The Onion.
kareyk on October 14, 2008 at 2:55 PM
This is sick but i would not put anything past the Obama people.They would do anything even sell the souls of there children to see this monster elected.It,s sad but we have got 20% of the people in this country that have any idear what Obama stands for and will vote for him just because he sounds or looks good. (GOD HELP US)
thmcbb on October 14, 2008 at 2:56 PM
Obviously it is informed voters like her that are responsible for the recent poll numbers. Just ask ACORN.
Limerick on October 14, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Ooohhhh mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy gggggggggaaaawwwwwwwwddddddddd,
I should of seen this coming,this is like a horror movie,
where its the ‘Children that run the Political system!
I should of connected the dots,those sweet,innocent young
children,especially the girls,are selling,
KOOLAID AT EVERY STREET CORNER!!!haha.
canopfor on October 14, 2008 at 3:00 PM
Thank goodness that is from the Onion. I was not ready for another video of young children, under the influence of pychotropic drugs, singing the praises of Obama.
Still I hope the Onion producers didn’t cause any long term damage to the poor child forced to wear an Obama shirt.
Just A Grunt on October 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM
THE best part was the “serious news journalist’s” gaze of joyous wonderment at the girl near the end. So true.
Future host of CBS Nightly News.
Abby Adams on October 14, 2008 at 3:01 PM
It would be so much funnier if it weren’t so close to the truth.
It would also be easier to laugh if we had some good news this week about the race. Time for that pendulum to swing back…
connertown on October 14, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Watch out for the “smear attacker”. Kool-aid drinkers can be considered “racist” for those who do not read history and are not aware of Jim Jones.
HornetSting on October 14, 2008 at 3:04 PM
BOOLAID
Barack Obama Orange-Lime Apathy Indoctrination Drink
Limerick on October 14, 2008 at 3:08 PM
That little girl looks possesed. Already had too much Boolaid, Limerick.
HornetSting on October 14, 2008 at 3:10 PM
By the way, RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!
HornetSting on October 14, 2008 at 3:10 PM
WINNER!
SouthernDem on October 14, 2008 at 3:14 PM
Ooooh, close second!
SouthernDem on October 14, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Sure that grape flavor isn’t available? I hear it’s real popular in certain…um…segments.
ManlyRash on October 14, 2008 at 3:24 PM
The parent should be charge with child abuse.
pukara61 on October 14, 2008 at 3:24 PM
BOOLAID
Limerick on Oct 14,2008 at 3:08PM.
Limerick: BOOLAID,sounds tasty!haha:)
canopfor on October 14, 2008 at 3:38 PM
Smart girl.
barry norris on October 14, 2008 at 3:44 PM
I usually dislike the Onion, but this was great; the Big Lie recitation was priceless.
Child actresses are generally surprisingly professional and The Onion isn’t Larry Charles, so I’m guessing she doesn’t really think that lies should be told in service of defeating Obama.
calbear on October 14, 2008 at 3:46 PM
if the parents aren’t teaching this child such hate who is it? i failed to pick up where this little girl lives. how is it that an 8 year old can espouse such hate? does she go to one of the schools that obama and ayers donated millions of dollars to? or maybe she goes to the school that thinks that taking 6 year olds to a honosexual wedding is a teaching experience.
if in fact the parents of this child indoctrinate her that is truly sad. but as i suspect the school she attends form her oppions then that it is crimanal!
TomLawler on October 14, 2008 at 3:56 PM
You HAVE to be a parody. You cannot for one second mean that seriously. You have to just be some bored person “playing” a loony far-left Moonbat for kicks. A real Dem would be denying that these are their tactics.
It’s weird. Do you trolls seriously view the world through such a malfunctioning kalidescope that lying, stealing, and cheating are viewed as “smart” and “okay”? Do you simply have no moral fiber whatsoever? Or do you have absolutely nothing better to do with your day than to hang around sites like this and leave behind moronic commentary? At least the majority of the rest of us actually put some thought into our posts.
Your mentality is mind-boggling.
*eats*
Grue in the Attic on October 14, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Not familiar with The Onion, are you?
*eats*
Grue in the Attic on October 14, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Too true for comfort.
ronsfi on October 14, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Not quite enough parody in that skit.
Obamaniacs will be playing it for votes.
Speakup on October 14, 2008 at 5:10 PM
I’ll assume Mom & Dad didn’t teach the child about a little word with big meaning by the name of “research”…look at her with all that money! Her man obama spoke about that in his book,..”The white person and greed”
christene on October 14, 2008 at 5:20 PM
If you look close you can almost see the strings.
JellyToast on October 14, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Blonde hair, blue eyes.
I see Obama is really stereotyping his Hitler Youth Squad.
But she’s white. Why come he couldn’t use a black grrl.
What kind of racist is he?!?!?
madmonkphotog on October 14, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Gee…Acorn registered a kid to vote who’s a year younger than this little Princess…
uncivilized on October 14, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Best skit this election.
Cr4sh Dummy on October 14, 2008 at 8:36 PM
Obama: ring ding.
profitsbeard on October 14, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Update: She’s out of business. Piper Palin kicked her @$$ and took over. She’s selling “Moose Milk” and “Caribou Cookies”.
Mr. Wednesday Night on October 15, 2008 at 1:40 AM