Comments on: Video: Third-party candidate calls for abandoning Iraq

By: Torch

Torch — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 15:54:37 +0000

I actually thought it was mildly amusing, but that’s about it.

By: Ernest

Ernest — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:19:43 +0000

I’ve got nothing.

tru2tx on October 8, 2008 at 7:15 PM

Absolutely cracked me up. Loved it.

By: gridlock2

gridlock2 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:37:29 +0000

If it’s Funny or Die, I guess I’ll have to go with “Die”.

Her policy positions are more substantive that Barack Obama’s, however…

By: Reaps

Reaps — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:36:36 +0000

She looks better.

..Somehow.

By: FlatFoot

FlatFoot — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:47:32 +0000

If Martin Sheen didn’t remind me of my Father and his brothers (my uncles) in appearance and personality so damn much, I’d probably loathe the man.

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:53:41 +0000

Is it me, or has she put on weight?

By: Speedwagon82

Speedwagon82 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:22:16 +0000

FunnyorDie.com is the retarded man’s CollegeHumor.com

By: Feedie

Feedie — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:08:38 +0000

Best ever Martin Sheen clip.

By: Disturb the Universe

Disturb the Universe — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:34:58 +0000

Paris is beginning to look like Gena Rowlands.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:32:21 +0000

Z even

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:31:59 +0000

Where’s Emilio Esteves politically?

- The Cat

By: HotAirJosef

HotAirJosef — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:19:44 +0000

3 cheers for the President we’ll never have!!!

BARTLET!
BARTLET!
BARTLET!

3 more for our next President, if a small miracle happens:

McCAIN!
McCAIN!
McCAIN!

By: dmann

dmann — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:12:58 +0000

At least Paris has taken a postion on an issue, this is far more than McLAME has done. I’m done, write in Romeny time, Juan McCain is a total loser, may God have mercy on America.

By: LegendHasIt

LegendHasIt — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:01:40 +0000

So, Who’s the old guy?

For that matter, who is the middle aged lady?

She sounds kind of like that girl that used to be kind of cute.

Snark aside, the one from a few months ago was better. And the last time Sheen was any good, he was trying to find Marlon Brando.

By: ballz2wallz

ballz2wallz — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:01:16 +0000

She gets uglier and uglier as the days go on.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:57:17 +0000

funny or die

please send your donations to the “bored to death” foundation

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:48:22 +0000

Paris Hilton…conscience of the nation….

By: fogw

fogw — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:47:14 +0000

Funny or Die.com

When’s the funeral for these two schmucks?

By: stonemeister

stonemeister — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:42:52 +0000

Yeah, but a noble talent none the less…

I wonder what else is fake…

Wyznowski on October 8, 2008 at 7:38 PM

I have no real problem with someone making a living by their ability to accommodate a penis. Not exactly a rare skill, more of a biological fact. But why should we pay attention to anything coming out of her mouth, unless it’s just going right back in?

By: Wyznowski

Wyznowski — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:38:02 +0000

Apparently her only talent is her ability to spread her legs. They do have a Nobel prize for that, don’t they?

stonemeister on October 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM

Yeah, but a noble talent none the less…

I wonder what else is fake…

By: stonemeister

stonemeister — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:32:47 +0000

Apparently her only talent is her ability to spread her legs. They do have a Nobel prize for that, don’t they?

By: JEM

JEM — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:32:45 +0000

“Paris, Martin. Which one of you two knows more about Charlie’s venereal wart?”

By: aikidoka

aikidoka — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:28:39 +0000

Her first task as fake president should be to fire the makeup artist.

By: m064404

m064404 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:25:38 +0000

If McCain doesn’t kick it into high gear and start slamming Obama, I may consider fake voting for him.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:16:02 +0000

*doesn’t eat – it might be contagious*

Grue in the Attic on October 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM

Wow, even the Grue won’t touch that.