Video: Third-party candidate calls for abandoning Iraq
posted at 6:45 pm on October 8, 2008 by Allahpundit
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She met all the requirements for a modern president. Dare I say it, she had my vote. Until now.
Eh, I can probably be wooed back with a solid immigration plan.
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Martin Sheen was voted the dad of the decade by the detox union. Just goes to show that you just have to act like a Kennedy to have a totally dysfunctional family.
Hening on October 8, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Imbecile meet Delusional
marklmail on October 8, 2008 at 6:51 PM
he at least she acknowledges the political success in Iraq
elraphbo on October 8, 2008 at 6:51 PM
Heh, good one!
Alright, who removed the duct tape from Martin’s mouth and would someone please put it back…with the appropriate safety precautions like wearing gloves and washing your hands afterward of course!
Liberty or Death on October 8, 2008 at 6:52 PM
Better her than Obama.
Maxx on October 8, 2008 at 6:52 PM
How true…
Liberty or Death on October 8, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Funny writing.
Dr. Manhattan on October 8, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Lower interest rates on problem mortages so people can keep their homes? Gee, isn’t that McCain’s policy too?
Maybe he should hire her as a spokesman?
Paul Murphy on October 8, 2008 at 6:56 PM
I liked her better in her other vids.
Bishop on October 8, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Fixed!
Rovin on October 8, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Fixed!
Rovin on October 8, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Yuck, no way! She’s given more rides than Greyhound, the chlorine in the hot tub would literally jump out and run for it if she got in.
Bishop on October 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Hell. No.
*doesn’t eat – it might be contagious*
Grue in the Attic on October 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Sheen doesn’t get it.
http://www.catholicvote.org/
unclesmrgol on October 8, 2008 at 7:06 PM
I’d have to get updated on my shots before voting for her, though I’d have to have my brain removed before voting for Dear Leader Obamassiah.
rbj on October 8, 2008 at 7:07 PM
FoPo…loves it!
More depressing that the Notebook…HAR!
I’m so glad I’m one of her bitches. NO, really. I’m glad.
SouthernGent on October 8, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Paris Hilton was born in February 1981, which makes her 27 years old. She does not meet the requirements to be POTUS.
Right_of_Attila on October 8, 2008 at 7:09 PM
On his radio show, Hugh Hewitt is saying that Dean Barnett is in ICU fighting for his life. Dean is 41 and suffers from cystic fibrosis.
Please pray for Dean and his family.
Terrie on October 8, 2008 at 7:11 PM
What’s with the hooker makeup? And did he say he wasn’t familiar with THAT kind of party.
Yeah, right. LIAR.
tickleddragon on October 8, 2008 at 7:14 PM
I’ve got nothing.
tru2tx on October 8, 2008 at 7:15 PM
That s-cks. Cystic fibrosis is no joke. Horrible.
toliver on October 8, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Wow, even the Grue won’t touch that.
Rick on October 8, 2008 at 7:16 PM
If McCain doesn’t kick it into high gear and start slamming Obama, I may consider fake voting for him.
m064404 on October 8, 2008 at 7:25 PM
Her first task as fake president should be to fire the makeup artist.
aikidoka on October 8, 2008 at 7:28 PM
“Paris, Martin. Which one of you two knows more about Charlie’s venereal wart?”
JEM on October 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Apparently her only talent is her ability to spread her legs. They do have a Nobel prize for that, don’t they?
stonemeister on October 8, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Yeah, but a noble talent none the less…
I wonder what else is fake…
Wyznowski on October 8, 2008 at 7:38 PM
I have no real problem with someone making a living by their ability to accommodate a penis. Not exactly a rare skill, more of a biological fact. But why should we pay attention to anything coming out of her mouth, unless it’s just going right back in?
stonemeister on October 8, 2008 at 7:42 PM
Funny or Die.com
When’s the funeral for these two schmucks?
fogw on October 8, 2008 at 7:47 PM
Paris Hilton…conscience of the nation….
Puritan1648 on October 8, 2008 at 7:48 PM
funny or die
please send your donations to the “bored to death” foundation
Mojave Mark on October 8, 2008 at 7:57 PM
She gets uglier and uglier as the days go on.
ballz2wallz on October 8, 2008 at 8:01 PM
So, Who’s the old guy?
For that matter, who is the middle aged lady?
She sounds kind of like that girl that used to be kind of cute.
Snark aside, the one from a few months ago was better. And the last time Sheen was any good, he was trying to find Marlon Brando.
LegendHasIt on October 8, 2008 at 8:01 PM
At least Paris has taken a postion on an issue, this is far more than McLAME has done. I’m done, write in Romeny time, Juan McCain is a total loser, may God have mercy on America.
dmann on October 8, 2008 at 8:12 PM
3 cheers for the President we’ll never have!!!
BARTLET!
BARTLET!
BARTLET!
3 more for our next President, if a small miracle happens:
McCAIN!
McCAIN!
McCAIN!
HotAirJosef on October 8, 2008 at 8:19 PM
Where’s Emilio Esteves politically?
- The Cat
MirCat on October 8, 2008 at 8:31 PM
Z even
MirCat on October 8, 2008 at 8:32 PM
Paris is beginning to look like Gena Rowlands.
Disturb the Universe on October 8, 2008 at 8:34 PM
Best ever Martin Sheen clip.
Feedie on October 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM
FunnyorDie.com is the retarded man’s CollegeHumor.com
Speedwagon82 on October 8, 2008 at 9:22 PM
Is it me, or has she put on weight?
MadisonConservative on October 8, 2008 at 9:53 PM
If Martin Sheen didn’t remind me of my Father and his brothers (my uncles) in appearance and personality so damn much, I’d probably loathe the man.
FlatFoot on October 8, 2008 at 11:47 PM
She looks better.
..
..Somehow.
Reaps on October 9, 2008 at 12:36 AM
If it’s Funny or Die, I guess I’ll have to go with “Die”.
Her policy positions are more substantive that Barack Obama’s, however…
gridlock2 on October 9, 2008 at 7:37 AM
Absolutely cracked me up. Loved it.
Ernest on October 9, 2008 at 9:19 AM
I actually thought it was mildly amusing, but that’s about it.
Torch on October 9, 2008 at 11:54 AM
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