Comments on: Video: Every vote counts

By: Blaise

Blaise — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:29:43 +0000

It’s not “over the top” because it is dead-on, so to speak. The way the media magnifies every single detail endlessly is mirrored in this spoof. I was reminded of Greta Van Susteren’s treatment of the most miniscule detail about the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s death as “BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!”

Great piece..I don’t know how they did it with a straight face.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:41:49 +0000

Eh, a little too brutal for my tastes.

Bishop on October 8, 2008 at 8:35 PM

Same here. I like warped-minded humor, but this one’s a bit too sick for me.

By: Steve Z

Steve Z — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:12:04 +0000

Q) How do you change Republican voters into Democrat voters?

A) Kill them, then register in their name.

By: Geministorm

Geministorm — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:08:41 +0000

OK, it should be illegal to have something that funny available to view at work…I’m sure I’ve raised some eyebrows after shooting my hot coffee out my nose. I’ve got to stop watching this stuff while drinking…

By: Browncoatone

Browncoatone — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:35:01 +0000

Are we sure this wasn’t CNN?

By: christene

christene — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:11:01 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p3OB6roAg

warning;foul words used.

By: smfoushee

smfoushee — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:39:49 +0000

Better than anything I’ve seen from SNL in recent years.

By: toliver

toliver — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:35:29 +0000

At least some kid wasn’t encouraged to mock O’Reilly with sodomy references and expletives.

That was a very funny vid.

By: darii

darii — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:06:21 +0000

Mass killing=satire of poll obsessed media.

Truly funny.

By: lionheart

lionheart — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:02:17 +0000

Dude… wicked dark.

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:53:50 +0000

I hope this didn't happen in Indianapolis, where every vote counts twice.

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:52:46 +0000

Six of the dead were not of voting age, and so not of consequence here.

By: annoyinglittletwerp

annoyinglittletwerp — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:50:43 +0000

I have some bad news for all those dead chicago voters this year:
I am working as a judge this time around.
In my precinct-you aint livin’-you aint votin’.
Bwahahahaha.

By: bspoogeferd

bspoogeferd — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:56:52 +0000

I see dead voters.

innominatus on October 8, 2008 at 8:10 PM

ROTFLMAO!

By: johnnyU

johnnyU — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:52:45 +0000

yeah sometimes every votes counts more than once or sometimes three and four times. I hope Obama loses his ass off over all the cheating going on.

By: cannonball

cannonball — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:45:36 +0000

“McCain has his fingers crossed…”

I LOVE the Onion.

By: unclesmrgol

unclesmrgol — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:37:28 +0000

This would explain the discrepancy in the Indianapolis registration numbers. The guy got a lot more than 15.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:35:47 +0000

Eh, a little too brutal for my tastes.

By: SDarchitect

SDarchitect — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:34:34 +0000

dead folks have been voting in Barry Hussein’s home town for decades….

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:34:03 +0000

Is it…err..okay to laugh at…err…black humor?!!?

Lockstein13 on October 8, 2008 at 8:21 PM

…not to do so is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist….

By: BadgerHawk

BadgerHawk — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:33:56 +0000

unseen on October 8, 2008 at 8:24 PM

Impressive.

By: forest

forest — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:33:36 +0000

At least seven felons convicted of crimes including cocaine possession and robbery were recruited by a liberal group to register voters in Milwaukee, raising fears they may have committed voter fraud.

What’s the difference between the felons and the front runner for President? One of ‘em didn’t get caught.

“Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though.”

By: Kaptain Amerika

Kaptain Amerika — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:32:25 +0000

I’m speechless…

By: Puritan1648

Puritan1648 — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:24:42 +0000

…the really dark thing is that we all know that there are actually folks who do indeed think this way….

…fortunately for Obama, as long as there’s an ACORN, the dead will never be completely gone…just like Madonna, polyester pants and athlete’s foot….

…the Onion…the conscience of the nation….

By: unseen

unseen — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:24:06 +0000

According to STATSIndiana, In 2007, Indianapolis/Marion County had an estimated population of 876,804. Of that number 232,607 were below 18 years of age, for a total of 644,197 people in Marion County/Indianapolis 18 or over and thus eligible to vote. (Indiana allows felons to vote as long as they are not incarcerated). So we have 644,197 people eligible to be registered in Marion County/Indianapolis, and 677,401 people registered. Congratulations go to Indianapolis for having 105% of its residents registered!