Quote of the day
posted at 10:40 pm on October 1, 2008 by Allahpundit
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“I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.”
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Right_of_Attila on October 1, 2008 at 10:42 PM
An atheist most likely. Agree, AP? ;)
lorien1973 on October 1, 2008 at 10:43 PM
This really is silly season.
Liberals create movies like “Jesus Camp” to knock personal faith.
But if it’s faith in Obama, then faith is totally cool.
Disgusting and revolting. And, in my view, sacrilege.
lansing quaker on October 1, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Yep, that about sums it up.
Hannibal Smith on October 1, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Go Dodgers !! Oh sorry.
redrock on October 1, 2008 at 10:43 PM
“I’ve officially been saved, and soon, whether they like it or not, the rest of the country will be too. I will follow him, all the way to the White House, and I’ll be standing there in our nation’s capital in January 2009, when Barack Obama is inaugurated as the 44th president of the United States of America. In the name of Obama, Amen.”
Second look at the Apocalypse of St. John!
ManlyRash on October 1, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Wow! B. Hussein is really getting his antichrist thug thizzle on here.
These dorm residents are gonna vote this time out folks, this could get really ugly. God help us all.
Mojave Mark on October 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
This has to be a parody right? “squeaky clean” John Edwards?
If it were real, this would say MSNBC.com
Spirit of 1776 on October 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
He’s neither fruit nor vegetable! What is this man, they call Obama?
bloggless on October 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Ace moonlighting as a writer at the Smith College?
Reaps on October 1, 2008 at 10:45 PM
I say parody.
bloggless on October 1, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Parody.
Trying out for a writing position at The Onion, maybe?
spmat on October 1, 2008 at 10:46 PM
“Squeaky-clean Silky”?
This guy obviously didn’t do his homework.
Or, (most likely) He lives in an alternate reality where up is down, music has color and pretty bunnies hop all over the place!
Gag me.
Markvike on October 1, 2008 at 10:46 PM
Too… campy maybe? Has to be parody. Has to be.
Chicost84 on October 1, 2008 at 10:46 PM
So, by separation of church and state, Obama is ineligible for office, correct?
lorien1973 on October 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM
It’s hard to tell parody from liberal thought these days.
This must be parody, but it is Smith College.
reaganaut on October 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM
This is either very clever satire or a really scary testimony.
**Shudder**
csdeven on October 1, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Cult organizer.
JammieWearingFool on October 1, 2008 at 10:48 PM
What is he, your savior or your prophet?
jgapinoy on October 1, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Parody or no those Jr. High Kids don’t get “the joke”….
Texas people we rally in Texas if need be….
one of the fundamentals is assemble and then aggress the AO.
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Well, satire more likely, as the person who wrote it is probably an Obama supporter. My money is that this is a dig at the commercialization and hyperbole of the Obama phenomenon, detracting from the reality of a quality candidate.
spmat on October 1, 2008 at 10:50 PM
If you say Obama 3 times you get a free house.*
*results may vary by race and party affiliation.
lorien1973 on October 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Could this be the quote of the day tomorrow?
Dorvillian on October 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
I would say it’s parody based on the digs at Edwards and Clinton, but it’s certainly not very clear.
Ronnie on October 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Its too bad GWB has been turned into a Stockholm Syndrome president. He ought be to turning the DOJ on this SoS in Ohio and the prosecutors in Missouri.
Its really sad that republicans in DC refuse to fight
I wish McCain would go on offense and quit worrying about being “my friend”
billypaintbrush on October 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
New Yorker-esque, huh? I don’t know. Whatever it is, I hope the writer isn’t an English major.
Ronnie on October 1, 2008 at 10:53 PM
Parody because liberals don’t know how to write that well.
SouthernGent on October 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
ha
Spirit of 1776 on October 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Barf! Let’s hope that this is in jest.
jencab on October 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Gotta be parody. But then again, that is Smith College.
flipflop on October 1, 2008 at 10:55 PM
That has to be a parody. They still educate at college don’t they? Looking at it, I call that some razor sharp wit in action.
Hog Wild on October 1, 2008 at 10:56 PM
And he smells like caramel…
Mr_Magoo on October 1, 2008 at 10:56 PM
Guess what those “Jesus is my homeboy” t-shirts were replaced with at Urban Outfitters? A smiling Obama under his own cutesy sayings like “Obama for yo Mama.” …
Parody.
Bishop on October 1, 2008 at 10:57 PM
Yup…I think this will be the one election where they put down the bong and the hackey sack and actually go vote. We’re screwed.
flipflop on October 1, 2008 at 10:58 PM
http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/pennsylvania/paedce/2:2008cv04083/281573/13/
Obama has 3 days to turn over his birth certificate. His Motion to Dismiss was denied. I got this from the PUMA site…
CCRWM on October 1, 2008 at 10:59 PM
If that’s parody it’s very well done.
BadgerHawk on October 1, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Actually if I were a lawyer I could prove in court that Obama is intentionally running a religious themed campaign, using Obama’s own words and the official campaign language and graphics. Thus any church is free to directly support or oppose his election on religious grounds.
econavenger on October 1, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Junior is setting himself up for a big let down, first time he finds out that Obama does fart on occasion.
GarandFan on October 1, 2008 at 11:02 PM
Are liberals really this invested in Obama, that they’re deifying him? I mean, we all wonder nowadays how the Roman citizens were able to worship Caesar as a living god, and how the Cult of the Caesars emerged. But human nature doesn’t change. So it could happen again.
I wonder if they really want to go down that road.
Sydney Carton on October 1, 2008 at 11:03 PM
I like turtles?
lorien1973 on October 1, 2008 at 11:03 PM
my primary reason for voting mccain right now is that if/when obama loses, I wanna see how many people commit suicide.
lorien1973 on October 1, 2008 at 11:04 PM
I have an OBAMA CHANNEL on Dish Network. Channel 73, (in Southern Ca)….5:00pm till 1:00am. It’s becoming like big brother.
nyrofan on October 1, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Parody.
…or it’s time to make sure you’re right with Jesus because the anti-Christ has arisen.
/sarc (maybe)
Religious_Zealot on October 1, 2008 at 11:06 PM
If McCain wins on 11/4 I expect to see mass suicides on 11/5 after reading this.
RobertInAustin on October 1, 2008 at 11:07 PM
Golden calf.
MarcusBrody on October 1, 2008 at 11:08 PM
I just want to send out an alert to all HA readers that Mary Katherine Ham is scheduled to be on Red Eye tonight. So set your recorders.
Mark1971 on October 1, 2008 at 11:09 PM
whatever it takes….
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Officially scared sh*tless, parody or not. You know there are legitimate worshippers of him out there.
Not even JFK was loved as much as this untested socialist. Let me think…political systems where a centralized government exerts a heavy hand, dissenting voices are “hushed” in a variety of ways, and there is a radical cult of personality directed at the guy on top…reminds me of something, but I’m trying to remember…
Pope Linus on October 1, 2008 at 11:12 PM
I suppose.
Do you think they will go out Jim Jones style, or the Doe we’re on the way to the comet/spaceship wearing new sneakers style.
wise_man on October 1, 2008 at 11:13 PM
Same here. Dish network. Looks like he’s putting those millions of dollars in donations to good use. The CREEPIEST part is the channel name. “OBAMA” next to QVC and the spanish channel.
wise_man on October 1, 2008 at 11:14 PM
I think they think that if they can just get him over the line everyone else will cave….
they are in for a shock that is why the ONE has the BarackYouth.
I grew up with us playing chicken with nukes with harder men than Leo DiCaprio…..we’ll eat ‘em alive when the time comes.
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Just an example of the new Obama Youth…? or just a joke?
d1carter on October 1, 2008 at 11:15 PM
The mentally ill should nit be allowed to vote.
mindhacker on October 1, 2008 at 11:15 PM
I have a friend at Smith. I will have to talk to her about this insanity. I will also ask her to heavily criticize the poor grammar and psychosis.
BKennedy on October 1, 2008 at 11:15 PM
The mentally ill should not be allowed to vote.
mindhacker on October 1, 2008 at 11:16 PM
Good to see Andrew Sullivan is back in church. Too bad it is the Church of Obamessiah.
Mr. Joe on October 1, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Obama- the thorazine of the masses.
profitsbeard on October 1, 2008 at 11:17 PM
If you got a C in creative writing this is the best parody you’re capable of.
snaggletoothie on October 1, 2008 at 11:17 PM
*raises my captured AK-47 above my head with one arm while yelling out* .. WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!
wise_man on October 1, 2008 at 11:17 PM
Well, howdy, neighbor..:) It did totally creep me out!
nyrofan on October 1, 2008 at 11:23 PM
while funny it is also the truth….
I am aghast at all these conservatives acting like we are whipped dogs….
look the joke is that we allowed ourselves to be rolled into McCain…I hope he pulls it out I am not a zealot but this notion that if a half-assed conservative named McCain can’t beat a commie with a media-driven Saturn V booster in his butt it is the end of the world for us is crap….
back when I was 8 years old I had heard my whole life that the US had to make her peace with a USSR dominated world and besides you knuckledragging Yanquis can’t you see their system is, perhaps more moral….
well there was a “washed up failed B movie actor*” who winked at the camera and said “um, no….the trouble with you fools is not you are ignorant it is you know so much that ain’t so…”
We rallied and within 6 years had Ivan on the ropes without having to fire a shot because those commie bastards looked in our eyes and KNEW we’d risk it all to drink their milkshake…..
that is why the leftbots hate us we killed their damned dream so know they are gonna do all they can to malke it work here because they KNOW this is their lat chance or two to do so.
Screw going and fighting with McCain if he tanks it we owe it to ourselves, our kids, and each other to close ranks exert an unstoppable force in the states where we can exert as much real power on a national scale as we can and when the time comes if need be wave goodbye.
It won’t be easy, right seldom is but in our hearts we know we are the ones who are fighting for equality in opportunity and the dreams of class mobility…..
not a bunch of legacy poor and Hollyweird Rich.
We so our best to salvage the narrative for McCain and failing that it is time to get on our gamefaces.
regards,
sven
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Why, why, oh why did I have to check HotAir before going to bed? Allah, if I have nightmares tonight, I am looking for your hide!
You know the creep factor really went off the scale yesterday with the Obama kiddies. This article is not running far behind because you know there are MORE of them out their. Kinda like in the movie “Invasion of the Bodysnatchers”.
Well I am going to pray to my Jesus that he stops her Jesus. I think mine is more powerful. And I would just like to add that SHE has made my baby Jesus cry! OY!
freeus on October 1, 2008 at 11:28 PM
This is very good news. At least he’ll have to answer one question. Which will still be only a sum total of one. But it’s a start.
CSK on October 1, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Both, after all this is Obama, why can’t he prophetize himself? You need to get with the program.
neuquenguy on October 1, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Jesus Wrote A Blank Check (Starring Barack Obama)
Personal Jesus – The Man in Black
The song was inspired by Priscilla Presley’s book “Elvis and Me.” According to songwriter Martin Gore: It’s a song about being a Jesus for somebody else, someone to give you hope and care. It’s about how Elvis was her man and her mentor and how often that happens in love relationships; how everybody’s heart is like a god in some way, and that’s not a very balanced view of someone, is it?
eigafan on October 1, 2008 at 11:29 PM
Do I here any secessionist wheels turning out there?
Benjamin9 on October 1, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Barack Obama will be God’s(the real one) judgment on us.
jp on October 1, 2008 at 11:31 PM
serendipity works in mysterious ways a few of us had the Texas epiphany over the last few days…..
if he follows his oath our duty is to endure….if he breaks it our duty is to destroy his Presidency, and if all hell breaks loose and we can’t redeem the US we go to Texas and start over….
WE WILL NOT YIELD
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:32 PM
Who knows what the next 4 years will bring, Sven. I’m optimistic. But I also have a ‘trust but verify’ kinda feeling at this point. I want to beleive that McCain can and will do great things. Obama creeps me the * out. Worse than Ron Paul/Bob Barr/ALex Jones/and the truthers. Combined. Not going to go all wolverines! because Obama would win, but then again, I don’t live near the colorado mountains and have a 6 month supply of canned soup in my F150. Crap. Oh well. Hope for the best. I guess
wise_man on October 1, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Don’t jump the gun, Benjamin9.
…… literally. Don’t.
wise_man on October 1, 2008 at 11:35 PM
And this student will be the moderator in the next presidential debate.
CanadianGuy on October 1, 2008 at 11:38 PM
I think we have had enough. POS Bill in the senate … marxist president … mindless zombies drooling over him … you boys take a Yankee in down there in Texas?
Benjamin9 on October 1, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Obama has 3 days to turn over his birth certificate. His Motion to Dismiss was denied. I got this from the PUMA site
So three days for his campaign to declare this request “racist” and then wait for the inevitable cover and dismissal by his media whores?
Bishop on October 1, 2008 at 11:38 PM
you boys take a Yankee in down there in Texas?
Benjamin9 on October 1, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Or two (with family)?
Bishop on October 1, 2008 at 11:39 PM
he can’t kill freeway traffic in a day or even a week….
look keep your game face on and the worse it gets the more liquid you need to be. I’m serious if it all starts falling to hell we all should rally in Texas and float each other as much as it takes…..and for God’s sakes those of us that can afoord it should move to Austin to squash that liberal bastion….
We need a plan and I think Texas is it.
I am fairly certain Barry won’t even be able to roll the donk Congress and we’ll stop at Fwance Lite….
if they do it within the Con and BoR I’ll tolerate it but if the donks want politics to be a bloodsport they are in for a lesson.
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Pft this kid doesn’t remember Obama wants Church and State so far removed that even worshiping him would be off limits, well untill he passes the Obama Christ measure.
Rbastid on October 1, 2008 at 11:40 PM
What is it people see in this sleeper cell? Are people just bored? Do they think Jihad on America would be kewl? A smooth tongue does not a leader make!..still waiting on someone to come up with a plan,..and yet again I say count me in!..: o )
christene on October 1, 2008 at 11:40 PM
If you have the money to get there and a skill Texas loves you period….my flightline ramp crew called me Diablo Blanco because I pushed ‘em like a Yankee Gringo Dog….but I also bought them pizza when I pushed hard and had the whole crew proud to be efficient.
We can build a better America if we need to.
sven10077 on October 1, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Oh Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
The uptown whitey folks drive Porsches, they must make amends.
Worked hard watching Oprah most of my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
Oh Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me a health care plan?
Working to pay for it myself is too hard on me.
I want to get prescription drugs and a doctor for free,
So Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me a health care plan ?
Oh Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me a retirement on the town ?
Prove that you’ll take care of me and buy my next round.
Oh Obama of Chicareth, won’t you buy me that big house on the other side of town that I found?
I’m counting on you, Obama of Chicareth, please don’t let me down.
- JJ
MB4 on October 1, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Creep factor five.
Y-not on October 1, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Shameless plug: I’m hopping on the Church of Obama bandwagon. If’n it’s good enough for the Fair ‘n’ Balanced Gwen Ifill, then sign me up and fill my piggy bank.
Sunday School hymnal being compiled here.
Contributions welcome.
sulla on October 1, 2008 at 11:43 PM
I had to read that 3 times and I’m not completely convinced it’s parody. Logic says it HAS to be parody,BUT…..
irongrampa on October 1, 2008 at 11:47 PM
I am not the only one who feels this way here in Ohio. Just sayin’ … I am not the only one.
Benjamin9 on October 1, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Oct. surprise? Naw…I smell a loop hole a comen’
Over.
1GooDDaDDy on October 1, 2008 at 11:48 PM
Well, there’s youthful enthusiasm, and then there’s this ….
Whether or not this particular quote is satirical, it evidences that some Obama supporters elevate their candidate to a cult-like status.
And the children sing, The Future Belongs To Me.
Randy
williars on October 1, 2008 at 11:49 PM
Your showing your (and my) age. But I get it.
Over.
1GooDDaDDy on October 1, 2008 at 11:50 PM
What’s even worse is I’ve got those idiot brats singing “Yes we can, can, can” stuck in my head today.
CK MacLeod on October 1, 2008 at 11:50 PM
The foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.
- Oscar Wilde
MB4 on October 1, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Wait a second, as I’ve said before, Sulla marched on Rome; you could be just the man we’re lookin’ for in these hard times.
Then again Sulla was also a dictator who ultimately destroyed the Roman Constitution.
Choices…choices.
Bishop on October 1, 2008 at 11:53 PM
That “Obama for yo Mama” thing is real now that the Complete Replication of Human Sperm Genome has been accomplished. They don’t call him The One for nothing.
Once B. Hussein is in office, all pregnancies will be aborted unless proof of the use of Essence o’ Barry for conception – available for purchase at your local Planned O’Parenthood – can be shown.
Within a generation, Jerry Lewis will be doing his telethon exclusively for “Barry’s Kids.” Long before that, political parties will be abolished along with the 22nd Amendment. All Congressional seats will be appointed, of course, by the
PresidentDear Leader.T J Green on October 1, 2008 at 11:55 PM
While we are asleep in this world, we are awake in another one.
- Jorge Luis Borges
MB4 on October 1, 2008 at 11:56 PM
What a vapid little twit this college chick is! All one has to do is replace Obama with der Fuhrer and we would be reading from the Hitler Youth!
Warner Todd Huston on October 1, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Oh, ah, ugh, I just puked in my mouth a little. I hate it when that happens.
Just for argument, can any of your guess at the orgy of destruction that would result should The One get elected, and then (God forbid), assassinated? shudder
Falconsword on October 1, 2008 at 11:58 PM
The higher they rise…….yada yada yada.
Limerick on October 1, 2008 at 11:59 PM
T J Green on October 1, 2008 at 11:55 PM
“Boys from Brazil” ring a bell?
Bishop on October 1, 2008 at 11:59 PM
That wasn’t puke. It was the gift of the Obama.
lorien1973 on October 2, 2008 at 12:00 AM
This story shouldn’t be a “Quote of the Day” …
Should have been a “Dude” headline!
HondaV65 on October 2, 2008 at 12:01 AM
That wasn’t puke. It was the gift of the Obama.
lorien1973 on October 2, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I thought we were supposed to bring HIM gifts? You know, that whole star in the sky, born in a manger thing being pushed on us by his brownshirts.
Bishop on October 2, 2008 at 12:04 AM
Dictatorships foster oppression, dictatorships foster servitude, dictatorships foster cruelty; more abominable is the fact that they foster idiocy.
- Jorge Luis Borges
MB4 on October 2, 2008 at 12:06 AM
Dang! I forgot about the little Hitlers! This is getting creepy…
T J Green on October 2, 2008 at 12:07 AM
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