Roy Blunt: McCain is with the House GOP in trying to protect American taxpayers; Update: Video added

posted at 3:16 pm on September 26, 2008 by Allahpundit

He stops short of saying McCain supports their plan, but that’s not really the point. If it ever was.

Blunt, seen as a seasoned hand who will smooth differences between the camps, didn’t say if the Arizona senator backed their market-based approach ["Certainly... he might be supportive"] — but suggested McCain agreed the whole process needed to be slowed down.

“Everybody else seemed to be rushing for a deal and John McCain came back and said, ‘Wait a minute, I think the House Republicans have the taxpayers in mind and I’m with them,’” Blunt, the minority whip said.

He also indicated that many in his caucus would be satisfied with the addition of some of their proposals “here and there,” and said “almost all” — but not every — member of the House GOP believed the economy was on the brink of collapse.

That’ll make for a lovely Democratic talking point this weekend if House Republicans continue to balk while the economy, now by their own admission, teeters at the abyss.

Maverick’s playing chicken with Pelosi here, obviously. If she can be spooked into pushing the bill through the House without the support of the House GOP, he gets the best of both worlds. Wall Street gets bailed out, (hopefully) averting a collapse for which Republicans would surely be blamed, and he gets to play the populist fiscal conservative by crowing about how he couldn’t in good conscience support a bill that taxpayers oppose by majority or near-majority numbers. If she isn’t spooked and decides to call his bluff by walking away, then Monday’s going to be a mighty interesting day at the stock market. Although I suppose in that case McCain could lean on Boehner et al. over the weekend to change their minds and support the plan in return for a few face-saving cosmetic changes, with Maverick himself remaining in opposition but softening his criticism of the bill to make things easier on Pelosi. Something’s going to pass; the political fallout of inaction is simply too risky for all parties involved.

Exit question: Where does this leave The One? Will we find out tonight that, surprise surprise, he’s developed some eleventh-hour misgivings about the burden on taxpayers too?

Update: If you believe ABC, it’s not McCain who’s playing chicken with Pelosi. It’s Blunt, claiming support from McCain that may not really exist.

McCain, who had threatened to skip tonight’s presidential debate unless a deal was set, was even more blunt when he met with the Republican Party’s leadership caucus this morning.

“We need a deal. We need a deal. We need a deal,” he said according to a senior House leadership aide.

How long will this standoff have to drag on before Maverick has to take a side?

Update: Here’s Blunt. If he’s spinning what McCain actually said, he’s really painting him into a corner.

Update: A fair point from TNR. Public opposition to the bailout might be partisan-driven, and as party positions on the deal shift, so might those polls.

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As Rush said, the Dems have MORE than enough votes to put this through without waiting on the Reps/RINOs. The problem is they want a Rep to tag it to so that when/if it tanks they can point and laugh.
Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Yeah, I heard that on the radio today. All you need to know is this:

McCain = Country First.

Democrats = Democrats First.

Obama = Winning the Presidency First.

wise_man on September 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM

I DARE TO QUESTION YOUR PATRIOTISM, SIR! YOU ARE NO JACK KENNEDY!!
Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Damn straight.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM

The Blunt Family, here in Missouri has become a dynasty family and I believe they have been in power too long. I don’t think they are committed to anything other than their power.

Nyog_of_the_Bog on September 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

I’m with BofA. Buying Countrywide was a stroke of….well…maybe just a stroke. If Wells goes, BofA goes and the Hang Seng will start the route to Dirt Street.

Plenty of popcorn here.

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 3:54 PM

BAC, WFC, both up big. Citi up 3.5% after being down over 4 (when I sold it like a schmuck.)

Wachovia down 39%

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

ok, can someone please explain to me why this is all about mccains view. why dont people ask or care what obama thinks on the bailout plan. why is it all up to mccain to make a decision?

venicesurfer on September 26, 2008 at 3:45 PM

SHHHHH!!!!!!

This is how the media is walking right into Maverick’s plan.

They’re tarring McCain right now with the fear and uncertainty. When a deal gets done on Sunday, and everyone is relieved all next week — McCain will still be stuck to this issue and get all the upside. The Media will be frantically spinning to detach him from the issue, but it will be too slow.

Of course, I could be wrong.

ClintACK on September 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations has been 200 years.

Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage.

Worth repeating, and historicly accurate, no matter who actually said it first.

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

I DARE TO QUESTION YOUR PATRIOTISM, SIR! YOU ARE NO JACK KENNEDY!!
Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Damn straight.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Easy now… I always tell my friends I’m a Jack Kennedy Democrat… which puts me well to the right of today’s Republican party.

CC

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

McCain = Country First.

Democrats = Democrats First.

Obama = Winning the Presidency First.

wise_man on September 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Speaking of Obama-sama… apparently in his TV interview today (I forget with who) he says he’s better “On the phone” than in person, as an excuse for bungling the meeting with Bush.

So… is he gonna spend four years being President from a BUNKER or something!??

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Dow up 1%

go figger

Mercy4Me on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

BAC, WFC, both up big. Citi up 3.5% after being down over 4 (when I sold it like a schmuck.)

Wachovia down 39%

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Wachovia is the next on the shark feeding frenzy list of companys to be bought up, or seized and sold.

Its all about bank consilidation IMO.

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Easy now… I always tell my friends I’m a Jack Kennedy Democrat… which puts me well to the right of today’s Republican party.

CC

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

I could never stomach the idea of applying the term Democrat to myself. I just say I’m a conservative and currently not aligned with any political party.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Wachovia is 46 on Fortune 500.

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 3:52 PM

Wachovia

8.37 down -5.33 -38.9%

In talks with Citigroup

Bye, bye Wachovia….

TheBigOldDog on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Invest in firearms, folks. And lots of ammo.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Heard that one. Presumably he won’t release his LSATs or Cornell & HArvard grades because he wasn’t able to take tests over the phone.

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Mercy4Me on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

they are betting on a deal over the weekend.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Dow finishes UP 139. LoL!!!!

Rumors of an apocalypse if Republicans did not roll over for the Democrat bailout bill were greatly exaggerated.

Thank you John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and John McCain!!!

Wachovia in talks with Citigroup! Yea!!!

rockmom on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Citi is up? (Limerick kicks other shin)

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage.

If we’re going by this, I’m gonna guess we’re somewhere around here.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

September 1929…..DOW at record high.

October 1929…..well….you know.

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 3:57 PM

You optimists get me.

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

So… is he gonna spend four years being President from a BUNKER or something!??- Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

It’s the only place he’ll be sa comfortable.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

ok, can someone please explain to me why this is all about mccains view. why dont people ask or care what obama thinks on the bailout plan. why is it all up to mccain to make a decision?

venicesurfer on September 26, 2008 at 3:45 PM

McCain can reverse all of this with some well placed words at the debate tonight. Put a spotlight on the source of this mess; NAME NAMES. POINT OUT THE 20% ALLOCATED TO ACORN.
Then go on a roll. Ask Obama about his advisors Johnson and Raines, then don’t let up. Pound pound pound.

FiveWays on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Gonna have to rename the Wachovia center again. Can’timagine the Sixers playing in the CitiGroup Center, especially against the Knicks. Ugh.

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Invest in firearms, folks. And lots of ammo.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM

LOL, got plenty… and I also happen to know where the nearest Guard Armory is… and how to get into it…

But thats another story….

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

FiveWays on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Not gonna happen.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

I could never stomach the idea of applying the term Democrat to myself. I just say I’m a conservative and currently not aligned with any political party.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Me too… when McCain won, I changed my affiliation to no party affiliation… Once again, my party moves to my left.

CC

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Wachovia in talks with Citigroup! Yea!!!

rockmom on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

LMAO. I sold Citi this morning because I was getting nervous about it’s ability to survive. Now you tell me they are the suitor for Wachovia. This is too hot for me.

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

FiveWays on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Not gonna happen.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Would be nice though.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Not gonna happen.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

I can dream……

FiveWays on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

FiveWays on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

That would be lovely. Won’t happen, but lovely idea.

Spirit of 1776 on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Amen, brother. Lock and load. The time is coming to water the tree of liberty…

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

why dont people ask or care what obama thinks on the bailout plan. why is it all up to mccain to make a decision?

venicesurfer on September 26, 2008 at 3:45 PM

…because people have much lower expectations of Mr. Obama…Mr. McCain is a senior senator…in any other circumstance, junior senators like Obama would be making the coffee….

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Just doing my part to stir the pot Jiangxi. I’m one of those who believes the market will fix itself. It’ll hurt but there won’t be a new WPA because of it.

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

The Democrats tried to use this national emergency as a chance to siphon off an obscene amount of cash that would be coming back to taxpayers and the Treasury to pay down the debt. The GOP tried to stop the brazen organized community robbery.

That needs to be made clear somehow in the debate or McCain doesn’t deserve to win.

econavenger on September 26, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage.

I don’t think that this quote is directly attributable to anyone important like Spengler or whoever. It’s one of those email forwards that is supposed to charge up the friends of the senior citizens who forward them.

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

That would be lovely. Won’t happen, but lovely idea.

Spirit of 1776 on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

why wouldn’t it? McCain could grow some stones.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

The biggest creditor is China and that’s a big part of this equation that’s not being talked about. If America was not in such deep debt, we could deal with this problem much more effectively — but China has essentially told the U.S. that we make good on all the debt that they’re holding, which is nearly a trillion dollars, or they’re going to stop lending us money. To show that they’re serious, they’ve already stopped lending us money and if we can’t borrow money every day, literally hundreds of billions of dollars, we default on the loans that are coming due.

This is from Jim DeMint, the first I have heard of this China connection. Anyone else have any other info?

right2bright on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

Exit question: Where does this leave The One? Will we find out tonight that, surprise surprise, he’s developed some eleventh-hour misgivings about the burden on taxpayers too?

A better question: What has he done to help in any of this mess? Can anyone think of a single thing this great post-partisan uniter has done to resolve this issue?

Dudley Smith on September 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:01 PM
That’s what I do every payday a little bit at a time and by the election rolls around I’ll have a nice little arsenal.

tee866 on September 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Wachovia’s purchase of mortgage co Golden West in ’06 is apparently what is causing the problems. Really bad timing. Yikes.

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

in any other circumstance, junior senators like Obama would be making the coffee….

But not having his presidential coin minted 45 days before the election. Only a egotistical a$$hole would do… Well, there you go.

AubieJon on September 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Would be nice though.- Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Heh..so would a roll in the hay with Megyn Kelly. Like I said before…ain’t gonna happen.

Might as well brace yourselves for the Drive-By narrative that will follow on the heels of the debate: Obama Pwns McCain.

It’s all getting depressingly predictable.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:08 PM

why wouldn’t it? McCain could grow some stones.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

Cause he thinks he needs not to ruffle feathers to get a bipartisan deal through.

Ironically he could prove his word and his campaign theme by doing it.

Spirit of 1776 on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

why wouldn’t it? McCain could grow some stones. – lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

ROTFLMAO

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

Now Shays is arguing to take it slow and not do a bad deal on Fox Business… Why do loans not make sense, etc.,…I guess he didn’t get the Dem talking points this AM

TheBigOldDog on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

right2bright on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

If true I’d consider it an act of war, as well as suicide for the Chinese economy.

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

This is from Jim DeMint, the first I have heard of this China connection. Anyone else have any other info?

right2bright on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

China asks local lenders not to lend to U.S. banks:report
By V. Phani Kumar
Last update: 10:28 p.m. EDT Sept. 24, 2008
Comments: 151
HONG KONG (MarketWatch) — Chinese regulators have asked domestic banks to stop lending to U.S. financial institutions in the interbank money markets to prevent possible losses during the financial crisis, the South China Morning Post reported Thursday. The China Banking Regulatory Commission’s ban on interbank lending of all currencies applied to U.S. banks, but not to lenders from other countries, the report added, citing a source. End of Story

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM

I don’t think that this quote is directly attributable to anyone important like Spengler or whoever. It’s one of those email forwards that is supposed to charge up the friends of the senior citizens who forward them.

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

Not accuratly attributed, but Reagen quoted it twice, so its good enough for me…

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM

This is from Jim DeMint, the first I have heard of this China connection. Anyone else have any other info?

right2bright on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM

That’s the sound of the other shoe dropping. I was afraid of this. China will nail us when they can.

petefrt on September 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Spirit of 1776 on September 26, 2008 at 4:09 PM

Even McCain has to see that if he plays mr nice guy at this debate; he’s done. These last 45 days will be about how big of a landslide will it be.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

A better question: What has he done to help in any of this mess? Can anyone think of a single thing this great post-partisan uniter has done to resolve this issue? – Dudley Smith on September 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Not accuratly attributed, but Reagen quoted it twice, so its good enough for me…
Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM

If so I stand rebuked. “The wounds of a friend are faithful.”

Akzed on September 26, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Even McCain has to see that if he plays mr nice guy at this debate; he’s done. These last 45 days will be about how big of a landslide will it be.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

We will all know in five hours.

Tic-toc, tic toc

Frank Miller is on the noon train.

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Listening to all the Wall Street types grovel on TV for money from the government makes me want to puke….

TheBigOldDog on September 26, 2008 at 4:13 PM

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:10 PM

Amazing.

phronesis on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Heh..so would a roll in the hay with Megyn Kelly. Like I said before…ain’t gonna happen.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:08 PM

Is Megyn going to need to get a restraining order, Manly?

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Tic-toc, tic toc
Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:13 PM

The Waiting is the Hardest Part.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Even McCain has to see that if he plays mr nice guy at this debate; he’s done. These last 45 days will be about how big of a landslide will it be.

lorien1973 on September 26, 2008 at 4:11 PM

I agree with the first, Obama only needs a draw tonight to be the winner. McCain must hit hard, but I’m not optimistic. I disagree with the 2nd. Outcome is not foregone, in my honest opinion.

Spirit of 1776 on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Oh, to be torn
betwixt love and duty.
Suposin’ I lose
my fair-haired beauty.
Look at that big hand move along
nearin’ high noon.

Winding my Timex. (Sold the Rolodex to buy unleaded)

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:17 PM

McCain had only one out for the debate, he took it. Good for McCain.

I wonder how much Gov Palin had to do with this? If McCain adds the drill here drill now energy points, the numbers of jobs created would be huge. We should be able to keep $500 of the $700 billion we ship off to terror states in the good old USA, with USA workers. Not to say anything about the tax revenues that would be generated by the royalties.

tarpon on September 26, 2008 at 4:18 PM

Can I come out from under my bed yet?

As Doctor Szell would ask, “Ees it safe?”

Bishop on September 26, 2008 at 4:20 PM

Heh..so would a roll in the hay with Megyn Kelly. Like I said before…ain’t gonna happen.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:08 PM

Yeah…. and… Megyn Kelly… whom I’ve slept with…. yeah… thats the ticket…

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:21 PM

GREAT! Let me know when Wells Fargo is about to implode.

upinak

…solution: starting tomorrow morning, we build this pyramid, see…

…no…I’m serious…stay with me here….

…starting tomorrow morning, we build this pyramid…not some piddly Egyptian pile of bricks or some New-Age eyesore…a real big bastard…think Las Vegas….

…and we gather all these pinstriped meat-puppets up and line ‘em up, walk ‘em up the stairs to the little altar at the top of a long, steep flight of steps…

…where two burly ushers grap each banker as he mounts the top of the stairs, turns him suddenly, stretches him backwards across the altar….

…and a federal marshall in an ocelot cape slices his heart out with an obsidian knife….

…OK…bankers…hmmmmmmmmmmm…slices off his cojones with an….

…OK…bankers…hmmmmmmmmmmm…slices out his (vital organ found on closer inspection) with an obsidian knife….

…mind you, not only would this rid us of the current crop of worthless weenie bankers, it’ll also appease Queztzalcoatl and insure that the sun continues to rise every morning….

…hey…just recognizing the changing ethnographic makeup of the country…lo siento….

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:22 PM

<blockquoMe too I plan on tipping the bottle every time the O says umm uhh, Yeah, or “as I have said repeatedly”, or “I have said many times”… then there is McCains “my friends”.

jewells45 on September 26, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Hey now… yer a Puritan… at least burn em at the stake! or use the dunking chair… or… heck… at least the stocks…

Romeo13 on September 26, 2008 at 4:24 PM

right2bright on September 26, 2008 at 4:06 PM
I heard on the news yesterday that China said they aren’t buying any more of our securities.

Cindy Munford on September 26, 2008 at 4:24 PM

I always tell my friends I’m a Jack Kennedy Democrat… which puts me well to the right of today’s Republican party.

CC

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 3:59 PM

…when pressed, I admit to being a Democrat…I am…really…Democrat….

…a Jefferson Davis Democrat…less all the involuntary servitude baggage…that’s for more modern party members….

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:25 PM

At the debate I want to hear McCain demolish Obama with the following: Today we are going to put the debate first, but we could have had this debate the dozen other times I invited you to town hall debates, and while I understand you needed 3 days to get prepared for this one, I would have gladly suspended my campaign so you could have gone down to florida to practice without a teleprompter.

Cardiganfox on September 26, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Obama Truth Squads? Holy sh*t! This is truly frightening.

http://www.kmov.com/video/index.html?nvid=285793&shu=1

CC

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Better call the ambulance now….you’re gonna need it.

RNC acceptance sppech….my friends was said SEVEN times…SEVEN SHOTS.

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Amazing.

phronesis on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

These figures are amazing as well:

Global central bank reserves now stand at $7,000bn, a record high, up from $2,000bn at the start of the decade. In contrast, it took all of the 1990s for global FX reserves to double from $1,000bn to $2,000bn.

The reserves are concentrated in Asia and oilproducing countries, with nearly 60 per cent of the total held by just six nations. China, with $1,808bn, has the world’s largest stockpiles, followed by Japan with $973bn and Russia with $581bn. Taiwan, India and South Korea have reserves of $291bn, 283bn and 243bn, respectively.

JiangxiDad on September 26, 2008 at 4:30 PM

McCain can reverse all of this with some well placed words at the debate tonight. Put a spotlight on the source of this mess; NAME NAMES. POINT OUT THE 20% ALLOCATED TO ACORN.
Then go on a roll. Ask Obama about his advisors Johnson and Raines, then don’t let up. Pound pound pound.

FiveWays

…not even that…all he has to do is show Obama up for what he is: a bush-leaguer, in waaaaaaaaaaaaay over his head.

…well…that, and not stomp on his reproductive appendage himself…that’s key, too….

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:30 PM

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Nah. Guys as plain as me don’t even think of approaching women that beautiful. It violates the law of nature.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:33 PM

10,000 comments in the debate thread tonight. Enough traffic for HA to afford to buy Allah Yankee tickets.

(run, Lim, run!)

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Nah. Guys as plain as me don’t even think of approaching women that beautiful. It violates the law of nature.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:33 PM

I hear Blinky Pelosi is available….

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:25 PM

God bless Robert E. Lee…

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Don’t say stimulus too loud around Barney Frank.

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Limerick on September 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM

At least until the internet is placed under government control.

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:36 PM

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

By the pricking of my thumbs / Something wicked this way comes…

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Hey now… yer a Puritan… at least burn em at the stake! or use the dunking chair… or… heck… at least the stocks…

Romeo13

…no…if I can’t get support for the pyramid scheme (snappy name, no?), I’m gonna suggest plan B:

1) Take bankers back to a branch of the bank they ran into the ground. If the bank is one of those “too-good-to-deal-with-the-peasants” no-branch business banks, send ‘em to a bank that sounds like the one they ruined. One banker per bank.

2) Take ‘em to that annoying little table by the cashier’s counter, the one with the pens that don’t work and all the deposit slips they don’t seem to use anymore.

3) Ensure that said table is solid and bolted to the floor.

4) Nail their peckers to the table.

5) Burn the bank down around ‘em. Shoot ‘em if they somehow get free and come anywhere near and exit.

…repeat as necessary….

(NOTE: I have a similar solution for female bank villains, but delicacy prevents me from discussing it here. Consider it classified and filed alongside Hillary’s term papers, Vince Foster’s suicide note and Obama’s transcripts.)

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:43 PM

RNC acceptance sppech….my friends was said SEVEN times…SEVEN SHOTS.

HornetSting on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

Yes, that night ended badly for me.
I still think “my friends” will be a safer bet than a shot per/”ummm…ahhhh…”
Just in case, I’ll put my cell phone away. No_drunk_dialing.

tehd on September 26, 2008 at 4:44 PM

God bless Robert E. Lee…

ManlyRash

…amen, my brother…amen….

…God bless Marse Robert….

Puritan1648 on September 26, 2008 at 4:46 PM

By the pricking of my thumbs / Something wicked this way comes…

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Making reference to the dreaded Mr. Dark! You RACIST!

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CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Dow finishes UP 139. LoL!!!!

Rumors of an apocalypse if Republicans did not roll over for the Democrat bailout bill were greatly exaggerated.

Thank you John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and John McCain!!!

Wachovia in talks with Citigroup! Yea!!!

rockmom on September 26, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Rockmom- from your keyboard to John McCain’s ear!

ExTex on September 26, 2008 at 4:51 PM

Wow, the Deciders. The must hate the First Amendment.

Cindy Munford on September 26, 2008 at 4:51 PM

CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

That is scary. No mention of Obama’s campaign lies? And wasn’t there an Obama campaign sticker on the window behind each prosecutors shoulder where they’re being interviewed. I have NEVER in my life heard of prosecutors going after misleading campaign ads. INCREDIBLE. How do they decide?

Sultry Beauty on September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Guys, China in one move can screw us good if they are willing to take existing losses on their USD investments.

If I’m the leaders of China, I’m dumping dollars now for Yen or Euro, thereby in effect destroying the US economy.

Will that hurt China? Yes, but when you run a police state, people don’t make a peep, and they cripple the USA and make it tougher to finance our military to come to the aid of Taiwan. Taiwan is their goal, one of many.

They OWN our asses. Get used to it.

Sapwolf on September 26, 2008 at 5:22 PM

If ACORN gets one red cent I will go nuts

KBird on September 26, 2008 at 5:30 PM

Making reference to the dreaded Mr. Dark! You RACIST! – apedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Heh…no. Macbeth Act 4, scene 1

ManlyRash on September 26, 2008 at 5:34 PM

tehd on September 26, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Agreed mine’s already put up.

tee866 on September 26, 2008 at 5:43 PM

Sapwolf on September 26, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Yep. We’re very vulnerable and right now we’re in reactive mode trying to right the ship. That’s why what the donks are doing on this very bill is so despicable. They are treating it as just another cash cow.

a capella on September 26, 2008 at 6:05 PM

From everything I’ve heard and seen today, it’s obvious that the Obama campaign is laughing their arses off at how they owned McCain and the Republicans- and it’s not because they did anything right, they’re just better liars.

anniekc on September 26, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Obama Truth Squads? Holy sh*t! This is truly frightening.

http://www.kmov.com/video/index.html?nvid=285793&shu=1

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CapedConservative on September 26, 2008 at 4:27 PM

You’re right. Partisan law enforcement. It’s on its way.

RushBaby on September 26, 2008 at 7:10 PM

You’re right. Partisan law enforcement. It’s on its way.

Yes, and here’s Obama proposing it’s glorious eventual fullness.

electric-rascal on September 27, 2008 at 12:28 AM

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