Alaskan lawmakers to file suit to stop legislative probe run amuck
posted at 6:00 pm on September 16, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Claiming that their colleagues have violated the law in turning the so-called Troopergate probe into a political witch hunt, five members of the Alaskan legislature will file a lawsuit demaning a permanent injunction against the investigation. They make several claims, most of which involve the partisan nature of the leaders of the probe (emphases mine):
Five Alaska Legislators, Rep. Wes Keller, Rep. Mike Kelly, Rep. Bob Lynn, Sen. Fred Dyson, and Sen. Tom Wagoner, will file suit in state superior court in Anchorage tomorrow morning (9/16/08) at 9:00 am (Superior courthouse 4th Avenue) against Sen. French, Sen. Kim Elton, Stephen Branchflower and the Alaska Legislative Council in order to halt the investigation of Governor Sarah Palin and others because the investigators have lost the appearance of impartiality required under the Alaska Constitution. The Legislators will ask for declaratory and injunctive relief in the investigation, stating that it is an attempt to use the Alaska Legislative Council to further partisan politics.
The Legislators cite in their lawsuit that the investigation into the firing of former Commissioner of the Alaska Department of Public safety Walt Monegan, led by Sens. Hollis French and Kim Elton, with Stephen Branchflower and the Alaska Legislative Council, is being driven by partisan politics in an attempt to unlawfully smear Gov. Palin and others.
“The Partisan actions of Sen. French, Sen. Elton and the Legislative Council have tainted the investigation beyond the appearance of impartiality required under the Alaska Constitution,” said Kevin Clarkson, Esq., of the firm Brena, Bell & Clarkson, P.C., and counsel in the suit.
The investigation, which began after Monegan’s dismissal in July 2008, is being led by outspoken supporters of Barack Obama and members of the Democratic Party. Sen. Elton, the Chair of the Legislative Council donated $2,000 to the Obama campaign but has failed to disclose this to the Legislative Council and he continues to preside over the Council with respect to the investigation, refusing to convene meetings of the Council at the request of a majority of the Council’s membership. Sen. French the investigation “project manager” failed to disclose to the Legislative Council the comments he made on a radio program criticizing the Governor’s conduct regarding the termination of Monegan as “criminal” prior to being appointed as the investigation “project manager” and even prior to a vote to investigate at all. Sen. French also failed to disclose to the Legislative Council that he had a personal bone to pick with the Governor over the Monegan firing because Monegan was a friend and because he had worked closely with Monegan during the 2008 legislative session regarding attempts to include in the state budget items that Governor Palin had vetoed.
Politically, that’s a substantial bill of particulars. Legally, though, I’m not certain whether this will fly. The Alaska state constitution does not mention “impartiality” in any context other than jury trials and in connection to a summary of issues surrounding statehood. The most relevant part, Section 2.20, details impeachment proceedings but does not call for “impartiality” in any explicit or implied sense:
Section 2.20 – Impeachment.
All civil officers of the State are subject to impeachment by the legislature. Impeachment shall originate in the senate and must be approved by a two-thirds vote of its members. The motion for impeachment shall list fully the basis for the proceeding. Trial on impeachment shall be conducted by the house of representatives. A supreme court justice designated by the court shall preside at the trial. Concurrence of two-thirds of the members of the house is required for a judgment of impeachment. The judgment may not extend beyond removal from office, but shall not prevent proceedings in the courts on the same or related charges.
There could be legal precedent for this request, but it doesn’t appear to come from the state constitution itself. When the lawsuit gets filed, perhaps a better explanation will emerge.
Politically, of course, this ran off the rails after French promised an “October surprise” and the support for Barack Obama became public, even before the investigation had been completed. French also interfered with investigator subpoenas, which casts this in an even more political light. The tenor and direction of this probe has become so blatant that Palin announced that she would no longer cooperate with it, and given these developments, it’s not hard to understand why.
More developments continue today. A group of citizens have now also filed suit to block the probe. The Speaker of the Alaskan House has demanded that Elton convene the Legislative Council to review the status of the probe in light of ” public comments from individuals at boths ends of the political spectrum.”
However, it would probably still be better politically to allow the probe to run its course. Palin’s attorney wants the probe moved to the State Personnel Board rather than legislature, where they believe partisan politics will not interfere with the investigation. That’s hardly a stonewall, and sounds like a reasonable compromise. If French and Elton really want a fact-finding mission, they’ll agree to let go of the probe. If they want a political witch hunt, they can keep acting in the manner they have for the past three weeks.
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Ed, have I mentioned that I love you! :)
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:03 PM
That’s a good little bunch of Democrats, don’t let the truth get in the way of a investigation.
Hog Wild on September 16, 2008 at 6:04 PM
This is not going to play well in the news. It’ll be used to say that Palin is personally trying to block the investigation. I’m guessing we won’t hear much about the partisanship of French, either.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:04 PM
I think having them attack her for trying to get this guy fired only helps Palin. When most people fidn out abotu it they say “Yeah, I would that guy fired too. He shouldn’t be a trooper.” Even Chris Matthews had that reaction.
D0WNT0WN on September 16, 2008 at 6:06 PM
That is terrific. The emails + this are excellent refutation of the hackery going on here.
Spirit of 1776 on September 16, 2008 at 6:06 PM
yeah it is pretty obvious what’s up….maybe Bush will indict “Scranton”’s son soon for retaliation.
sven10077 on September 16, 2008 at 6:08 PM
Amuck or amok?
fourstringfuror on September 16, 2008 at 6:08 PM
This’ll toughen her up for the inevitable witch hunts Waxman and the Dem congress will launch against her if she gets into office…
Welcome to Washington, Governor Palin, just remember that jackles are just smaller versions of wolves and you’ll be all right.
SuperCool on September 16, 2008 at 6:11 PM
Are French or Elton up for reelection this year?
Kevin71 on September 16, 2008 at 6:12 PM
Agreed. All I’ve heard on the news today is “Palin Refuses to Cooperate with Troopergate Investigation.” Makes it sound like she’s guilty and has something to hide.
McCain’s camp needs to get on top of this ASAP. Make it clear that Palin is willing to cooperate with a fair and impartial inquiry, but not the current circus that’s been orchestrated by partisan Obama supporters in Alaska for the sole purpose of embarrassing her.
AZCoyote on September 16, 2008 at 6:13 PM
McCain & Palin had better make sure their supporters are in sync with them on not trying to dodge this. The WORST thing that can happen is for it to sit in limbo and still be undecided at election time.
connertown on September 16, 2008 at 6:14 PM
I believe “amok” is the original and generally preferred spelling. However, “amuck” is also accepted.
D0WNT0WN on September 16, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Keep in Mind rezko is still siting out there as well hanging over Obama’s head
William Amos on September 16, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Nice update, Ed “Legal Scholar” Morrissey!
an_abstraction on September 16, 2008 at 6:15 PM
“Ed, have I mentioned that I love you! :)”
You better be a chick or I’ll have to rip you for being a feggala.
mylegsareswollen on September 16, 2008 at 6:17 PM
Off Topic: Drudge has this up: TIMEWARNER CEO PONDERS NBC BUY… DEVELOPING…
Doesn’t TimeWarner already own CNN? Would NBC, MSNBC, and CNN make it official and join forces in name instead of just a de facto liberal alliance?
D0WNT0WN on September 16, 2008 at 6:19 PM
Ahhh Yep! Very much an Alaskan Female!
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:20 PM
No matter how this all comes out, Palin is DONE. The media has so thoroughly destroyed her that McCain would do well to look for another running mate. Why put the woman through any more of the torture that Democrats are inflicting without consequence? The Democrats even know she is done. They have successfully made Palin and her family a nationwide laughingstock. That’s why they have turned their full attention to McCain himself.
jay12 on September 16, 2008 at 6:20 PM
This was my only real worry about Palin. I was not so much afraid that she did something wrong, as I was concerned the politics would drive the investigation once the announcement was made.
BTW, how can it be criminal for her to fire someone?
Terrye on September 16, 2008 at 6:21 PM
jay12 on September 16, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Don’t tell me, you’re a ‘Concerned Christian’, right?
Lots O’ Astroturf around here today.
Bishop on September 16, 2008 at 6:22 PM
jay12:
I think you are wrong. I do not know many people who are laughing at Palin. Just the opposite. She is still more popular than Biden.
Terrye on September 16, 2008 at 6:23 PM
French is an idiot for opening up his mouth about what he expects the results of the probe to be.
Amateurs.
forest on September 16, 2008 at 6:23 PM
yeah she is so done! When did you start humping Obama’s leg?
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:25 PM
They have successfully made Palin and her family a nationwide laughingstock.
Yeah, those thousands who turn-up at Palin rallies shouting “Sarah Sarah Sarah!” are actually laughing at her.
Memo to Axelrod: Have more stringent hiring practices, your astrotrolls aren’t very good at their job.
Bishop on September 16, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Dude. Check your email. We’re past the Eagleton theme now. Now we are working on Concerned Christian Conservatives, concerned over the sheer brutality of McCain’s beatdown on Obama.
You have to keep up. These themes aren’t very substantial, so for our astroturfing to work, we have to change them quickly.
Obama was a community organizer!
Spirit of 1776 on September 16, 2008 at 6:28 PM
Either is correct.
Ed knows these things.
Maxx on September 16, 2008 at 6:28 PM
Hahahaha. That’s a good one.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:29 PM
That alone is a conflict of interest, the case needs to be dismissed.
Chakra Hammer on September 16, 2008 at 6:30 PM
It would be a shame if, say, a polar bear were to get hungry.
Seixon on September 16, 2008 at 6:30 PM
You’re missing a / after your post. But that’s a funny joke too.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Oh noz! A polar bear ate my investigation!
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:32 PM
jay12,
What planet do you live on? Rumors have it that Biden is being dumped after the first debate if Hillary says yes.
Palin is very tough. If you think she has not been through a bunch of this stuff while running for governor, then keep downing the kool-aid.
The truth is this: Obama was going to coast to POTUS, and now he actually has to fight for the first time in his life.
This election should have been a landslide for the Dems and Obama is probably only going to get Iowa in addition to what Kerry got last election and lose.
And, Americans are realizing that Palin has much tougher political and governing experience than Obama ever has. All she and Obama need is more studying of national issues, but Obama lacks what cannot be tough: courage. She and McCain have it.
Sapwolf on September 16, 2008 at 6:34 PM
Are families off the table?
Fla. Congressman’s Son Charged With Smuggling Immigrants
Bicyea on September 16, 2008 at 6:34 PM
That Kos Kool Aid come in any flavors other than Deliciously Delusional?
SuperCool on September 16, 2008 at 6:35 PM
toughtaught
Sapwolf on September 16, 2008 at 6:35 PM
The DNC goon squad will be picketing the Alaska Statehouse over this initiative by the end of the week.
Fletch54 on September 16, 2008 at 6:35 PM
I don’t get the astroturf meme.
I hope the injunction suceeds. That is one seriously tainted investigator.
Anna on September 16, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Someone email the particulars to Ms. Fiorina. :-|
SouthernGent on September 16, 2008 at 6:37 PM
You need to read Ace’s blog. A lot of conservative blogs, including his, have been getting comments from ‘concerned Christians’ and other people pretending to be conservatives who in the end basically spout an Obama talking point.
Astroturfing is a fake grass roots movement, and Obama’s campaign manager has been called the “master of Astroturfing”.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:38 PM
Here you go.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:39 PM
http://www.ktuu.com/Global/story.asp?S=9019248
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:41 PM
NBC’s owned by GE.
jim m on September 16, 2008 at 6:42 PM
Heh, fake grassroots= astroturf. Fabulously witty. Thank you!
I do need to spend more time at Ace’s – always a good read.
Anna on September 16, 2008 at 6:44 PM
http://www.ktuu.com/Global/story.asp?S=9014325
This is Mccain/Palin lashing back.. with video.
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Heck, Axelrod got the Chicago power company a stiff raise in rates by getting his Concerned Christians© to express their Christian Concern© about potential blackouts – and Palin.
rhodeymark on September 16, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Oh, and while I have a simple first name handle, I’m not one of the turfers. I promise.
Anna on September 16, 2008 at 6:57 PM
You are the anti-turf!
upinak on September 16, 2008 at 6:58 PM
Even the comments at a local television website are infested with nuts. Teh intertubes are crazy.
BadgerHawk on September 16, 2008 at 6:59 PM
I have seen the term in passing, but never knew what it was…Much Groceries for the link…
Do they think this crap really works??
Or does it??
BigWyo on September 16, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Will this investigation be completed prior to the Obama/Rezko investigation? Oh, I forgot, there isn’t one.
Steve McCullough on September 16, 2008 at 7:13 PM
I’m sure this has already been tipped, but for those who missed it – its a pretty priceless look at Palin circa 1988:
http://video.aol.com/video/vp-sarah-palin-as-sportscaster/2218396?icid=100214839×1209693515x1200581378
Professor Blather on September 16, 2008 at 7:14 PM
I wonder when it’ll occur to the Alaska Democrats that if Palin loses she’ll still be Governor and have lots of time to spend investigating them?
PersonFromPorlock on September 16, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Say, do you suppose Keith OlberNoid is doing any “Hey!! I was a Sportscaster!!” type dreaming?
If he would have stayed a sportscaster, I probably wouldn’t secretly keep hoping he gets run over by a truck.
BigWyo on September 16, 2008 at 7:19 PM
Kind of like Obama asking the DOJ to do a criminal investigation on Harold Simmons. Course this raises the question do we want to stoop to Barack’s level of Chicago politics?
TooTall on September 16, 2008 at 7:23 PM
All they are looking to do it stall the investigation until after November. They file a bogus lawsuit, a friendly judge issues an injunction, the matter gets hung up on appeal for a while, before you know it Palin has a very powerful friend with the power to pardon.
Maybe the Dem Congress will seek to impeach her over troopergate, but I doubt it.
tommylotto on September 16, 2008 at 7:26 PM
This really should show the extent of the Old Boys Network in Alaska. Hopefully, this will spell the end of these two guys careers at least. Gloria Steinhem should be singing her praises for bringing down such corruption!!!! (I’m glad she’s not, I hate to be on the same side as Gloria Steinhem, she’s so sleezy.)
But really it does prove Palin’s point about how corrupt the Alaska government was. Even after a Governer VETOED spending they went to the Senators and tried to get earmarks for the VETOED spending! That would make a pretty good ad…
Palin was on the frontlines of Earmark reform.
petunia on September 16, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Why, thank you! I think you’re quite swell myself. : )
Anna on September 16, 2008 at 7:36 PM
ummm…???
Too tired….
BigWyo on September 16, 2008 at 7:36 PM
Great to see you get your talking points from Bill Maher.
carbon_footprint on September 16, 2008 at 8:00 PM
I have to disagree Ed. Even though it’s obvious that Palin did nothing wrong it doesn’t matter to these “investigators”. No matter what they find they will say that Palin did something illegal. They’re not after the truth. They’ve already decided what they’re going to find before they find it. The best we can hope for is for the investigation to be stalled for as long as possible.
eyedoc on September 16, 2008 at 8:18 PM
The tree of Liberty needs to be watered and soon.
bill30097 on September 16, 2008 at 8:44 PM
“legislative probe run amok” -isn’t that redundant?
Fuquay Steve on September 16, 2008 at 8:46 PM
At a minimum those three Obama supporters running the probe need to recuse themselves for the obvious conflict of interest- or are we to believe that living in Alaska makes Democrats immune from the partisanship of the lower 48. I’m not convinced the State Personnel Board is the best solution since there still seems to be a conflict of interest with those who fund the organization. I’d rather see some sort of independent probe with a limited agenda to avoid the absurd miscarriage of Justice that the Plame investigation became when the ambitious investigator far exceeded the limits of his job.
highhopes on September 16, 2008 at 8:46 PM
amok
kcfrommt on September 16, 2008 at 8:49 PM
Why did I just see an Obama ad on this site in the ad payne above the feed list?
leetpriest on September 16, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Hey, it worked against DeLay, but then DeLay fit the mold. This will stick as a negative, given its nature. Little bits will bleed into the running coverage long enough to keep it propped up. It doesn’t have to be true in any sense to poison the overall narrative. Even if she beat it conclusively tomorrow, there’s enough smarmy details to leak out till November.
Question is, can she and McCain put enough positive on the board to offset it?
spmat on September 16, 2008 at 9:13 PM
Impartiality needs to be specified in the Constitution? My ass! Impartiality is the basis of the fucking constitution. Maybe the U.S. Supreme Court needs to declare Alaska’s Constitutional unconsitutional. The Alaska legislature should start an investigation on that scuzball French in the meanwhile.
Godzilla on September 16, 2008 at 9:20 PM
AS § 24.60.030
West’s Alaska Statutes Annotated Currentness
Title 24. Legislature
Chapter 60. Standards of Conduct
Article 2. Standards of Conduct
§ 24.60.030. Prohibitions related to conflicts of interest and unethical conduct . . . .
(a)(2) use public funds, facilities, equipment, services, or another government asset or resource for a nonlegislative purpose, for involvement in or support of or opposition to partisan political activity, or for the private benefit of either the legislator, legislative employee, or another person.
(b) A legislative employee may not on government time assist in political party or candidate activities, campaigning, or fund raising. A legislator may not require an employee to perform an act in violation of this subsection.
(e) A legislator may not directly, or by authorizing another to act on the legislator’s behalf,
(1) agree to, threaten to, or state or imply that the legislator will take or withhold a legislative, administrative, or political action, including support or opposition to a bill, employment, nominations, and appointments, as a result of a person’s decision to provide or not provide a political contribution, donate or not donate to a cause favored by the legislator, or provide or not provide a thing of value;
(2) state or imply that the legislator will perform or refrain from performing a lawful constituent service as a result of a person’s decision to provide or not provide a political contribution, donate or not donate to a cause favored by the legislator, or provide or not provide a thing of value; or
(3) unless required by the Uniform Rules of the Alaska State Legislature, take or withhold official action or exert official influence that could substantially benefit or harm the financial interest of another person with whom the legislator is negotiating for employment.
pomerpants on September 16, 2008 at 9:32 PM
This is a little more pertinent:
AS § 24.60.010
West’s Alaska Statutes Annotated Currentness
Title 24. Legislature
Chapter 60. Standards of Conduct
Article 1. Purpose and Applicability
§ 24.60.010. Legislative findings and purpose
The legislature finds that
(1) high moral and ethical standards among public servants in the legislative branch of government are essential to assure the trust, respect, and confidence of the people of this state;
(2) a fair and open government requires that legislators and legislative employees conduct the public’s business in a manner that preserves the integrity of the legislative process and avoids conflicts of interest or even appearances of conflicts of interest . . . .
(5) in order for the rules governing conduct to be respected both during and after leaving public service, the code must be administered fairly without bias or favoritism;
pomerpants on September 16, 2008 at 9:37 PM
jay12 on September 16, 2008 at 6:20 PM
What poll numbers have you been watching?
Trying, really hard to destroy her, yet they end up shooting themselves in the foot.
By Democrats, I assume you mean the MSM. NO consequences? Have you taken note of all the states that are now considered toss-ups? They weren’t, a month ago.
I must have missed that. Was it reported on The View?
No it isn’t. They know going after Palin only sheds light on Obama’s inexperience, something they are trying desperately to hide from the public. Successful governors with 85% approva ratings trump community organizers reading from teleprompters.
fogw on September 16, 2008 at 9:41 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080917/ap_on_el_pr/palin_troopergate;_ylt=Ah5yHGNaN_FOx4aA98gVGiQb.3QA
I look at stories like this and find no mention of the sort of things that Monegan did that were probably the real reason he got fired, like insubordination, shooting a moose, and tasering his own son, so on, so on. Geeze, I found more information on Walter C. Monegan on Wikipedia than I have reading the AP’s crap. The general overtone that Palin has “something to hide” is a nice touch, too.
Anyway, I think the concerns that this controversy will take the bloom off of Palin’s rose are overblown. The AP is showing just how incredibly biased they are, here, promoting this as if it’s the scandal of the century, when anybody with internet access can Google up the truth for themselves. The MSM will ultimately destroy their reputation with this and their other attempts to destroy Palin.
R. Waher on September 16, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Well, to be fair, there’s a casual mention of “budget disagreements” but that’s it.
R. Waher on September 16, 2008 at 10:36 PM
jay12
this is the 2 thread in 4 minutes I’ve seen you cut and paste the same comment…
DaveC on September 16, 2008 at 10:52 PM
They have turned their attention to McCain because they have learned attacking Sarah is not good for their bottom line. A democrat pollster said tonight Obama is the first Presidential candidate in history to so forcefully attack the VP candidate of the other ticket.
The press can’t touch Sarah, that is why they hate her so much. So takes her case directly to the American Publia around the filters of the press.
But you keep telling yourself this nonsense if it helps you sleep better.
Elizabetty on September 16, 2008 at 11:52 PM
Oh boy! Analytically dyslexic. (Also known as denial)
geckomon on September 17, 2008 at 12:33 AM
It was not Hollis French that wanted Tibbles name off the subpoena list, it was Republican Rep. Jay Ramras. He requested Tibbles name be off the list because he is now in the private sector and doesn’t have access to the State Attorney the other have, Hollis agreed. This accusation and whole post you wrote that you linked to is false. Maybe you should correct this.
lowandslow on September 17, 2008 at 12:42 AM
Gee, why didn’t I see any of this in the news articles I have been reading on this subject for the past several days?
I mean, there have been quite a number of reporters dropped into Alaska to dig up something, and have been reporting on this.
Oh, and nothing much on French’s interference with the subpoena’s…
The media went way over the top in getting Bubba into the White House, but nowhere near how bad they are now in trying to get Oblahblah crowned.
At what point will their reporting require reporting as in-kind donations to Oblahblah?
91Veteran on September 17, 2008 at 12:52 AM
Any links to support this Mr./Mrs. Slow? other than to DU or DailyKoOkS?
91Veteran on September 17, 2008 at 12:55 AM
On July 28, 2008, a bipartisan committee of the Alaska Legislature voted 12-0 to hire an independent investigator to investigate Palin and her staff for possible abuse of power surrounding the dismissal. The Alaska Legislative Council is made up of four Democrats and eight Republicans. Democratic State Senator Hollis French was chosen by the legislative committee to oversee the investigation. LINK
RE: State Personnel Board
I believe the State Personnel Board is appointed by and beholding to Palin. If so wouldn’t that be “partisan politics”?
Chimpy on September 17, 2008 at 1:02 AM
1) You have Monegan confused with Wootin.
2) There is no Wiki article that I could find for Walter C. Monegan.
You need some catching up to do. Alaska Public Safety Commissioner dismissal
Chimpy on September 17, 2008 at 1:03 AM
I need links? Wasn’t Ed that posted these accusations based soley on Carpenter’s suppositions? I think it’s their responsibility to verify their accusations, not mine.
lowandslow on September 17, 2008 at 1:28 AM
I am so glad people are standing up to this nonsenses and preventing the good governor’s name from being smeared.
Did you notice that MSM is none too curious too air these new developments as avidly they did the details of subpoenas?
promachus on September 17, 2008 at 3:24 AM
What??? The witch hunt is political???????
The New York Times didn’t even mention that, so I don’t believe you.
drunkenmaster on September 17, 2008 at 6:53 AM
However, it would probably still be better politically to allow the probe to run its course.
I shake my head, Ed. Why put your head directly into the lion’s mouth? Is that what is considered ethical these days– self-immolating?
We know this was a witch hunt, so why give make yourself the target? If anything, there should be an ethics enquiry into Hollis French’s actions, seeing as he is friends with the fired guy. Somebody sue that gasbag, quickly, please.
promachus on September 17, 2008 at 7:55 AM
After catching Keith Olbermann’s “Countdown” show last night, I have a confession to make.
I am truly worried about Keith.
Last night, Keith went into his occasionally humorous “Worst Person in the World” segment, in which he hands out first, second and third place awards to some conservative or another (usually Bill O’Reilly is included) for some perceived outrage. Sometimes, Keith treats it with humor. Sometimes, he treats it with undisguised anger.
Last night was the latter.
First place this time went to Mr. Kevin D. Williamson, who wrote a piece in National Review Online about Sarah Palin’s “infamous” tanning bed. Mr Williamson opined that, given the long winters in Alaska, it was possible that the tanning bed was being used as an antidote for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD?). According to Mr Williamson, tanning beds were not uncommon in Alaska for just this reason.
So why did this explanation earn Mr Williamson the gold? Krazy Keith used the occasion to launch into a five minute tirade against the gentleman. According to Keith, Mr Williamson failed in his sacred civil duty to alert the proper authorities that the Governor of Alaska, the Republican VP nominee, the woman who may be one heartbeat away from the presidency-might be suicidal-or worse.
Keith began by informing his listeners (me and a couple of other guys) that SAD is a medically-recognized illness and asked Mr Williamson why he had not reported the Governor to….whomever. By the time Krazy Keith had finished with his 5 minute lecture/tirade (with the organ working overtime), Mr Williamson was, for the whole world to see, the “Worst Person in the Woooorld” for not calling 911 before it was too late.
Speaking of Seasonal Affective Disorder, I haven’t been following the weather in New York lately, but it seems to me that Keith, locked in the MSNBC boiler room night after night with Rachel Maddow, Eugene (Chuckles) Robinson, Richard Wolffe (with 2 f’s), Howard Fineman and the rest of the gang, might be suffering from the same thing. (I’d better call 911.)
I’m prayin’ for you, Keith. Remember-with that new contract extension, you’ve got 4 more years to go.
gary fouse
fousesquawk
gary fouse on September 17, 2008 at 1:31 PM
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