Why can’t McCain e-mail? Boston Globe explained it in 2000; Update: So did Forbes
posted at 7:15 pm on September 12, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Earlier today, Barack Obama’s campaign released an ad attacking John McCain for not knowing how to send an e-mail. Their crack research team apparently never heard of Google or Lexis-Nexis, but Jonah Goldberg does. He discovers why McCain doesn’t use a keyboard — his torturers made sure he couldn’t. The Boston Globe reported it eight years ago:
McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.
After Vietnam, McCain had Ann Lawrence, a physical therapist, help him regain flexibility in his leg, which had been frozen in an extended position by a shattered knee. It was the only way he could hope to resume his career as a Navy flier, but Lawrence said the treatment, taken twice a week for six months, was excruciatingly painful.
”He endured it, he wouldn’t settle for less,” said Lawrence, who rejoiced with McCain when he passed the Navy physical. ”I have never seen such toughness and resolve.”
Making fun of a war hero’s severe injuries — smooth move, Team O. Talk about computer illiteracy! Doesn’t anyone on the Obama campaign know what they’re doing? Didn’t it ever occur to them that a man who can’t raise his arms above his head might have a physical barrier to using a computer?
If this is what happens when they takes the gloves off, maybe they should just keep them on in the future.
Update (AP): I’m not sure how he’s accessing the ‘Net given his injuries, but he does appear to have some kind of access. From an NYT interview in July:
Q: What websites if any do you look at regularly?
Mr. McCain: Brooke and Mark show me Drudge, obviously, everybody watches, for better or for worse, Drudge. Sometimes I look at Politico. Sometimes RealPolitics, sometimes.
(Mrs. McCain and Ms. Buchanan both interject: “Meagan’s blog!”)
Mr. McCain: Excuse me, Meagan’s blog. And we also look at the blogs from Michael and from you that may not be in the newspaper, that are just part of your blog.
Q: But do you go on line for yourself?
Mr. McCain: They go on for me. I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need – including going to my daughter’s blog first, before anything else.
Maybe he’s able to move the mouse so he can access sites bookmarked for him?
Update (Ed): Jonah Goldberg makes an excellent point in an update:
Lord knows I think the chicken-hawk arguments are stupid. And I don’t think the fact that Obama never served in the military should count against him in and of itself. But how stupid is it for the Obama campaign to claim that McCain is unqualified to be president because he can’t grasp cyber-security issues based on the fact he has never sent an email when the McCain campaign can just as easily say Obama can’t understand first order national security issues because he’s never fired a rife, flown a plane, commanded men in battle, or faced an enemy? I mean which prepares someone to be commander in chief better, hitting “send” on AOL or fighting a war?
In fact, didn’t Obama just make all of those arguments valid and fair?
Update II: Ace notes that Forbes Magazine noted McCain’s disability in 2000, too:
In certain ways, McCain was a natural Web candidate. Chairman of the Senate Telecommunications Subcommittee and regarded as the U.S. Senate’s savviest technologist, McCain is an inveterate devotee of email. His nightly ritual is to read his email together with his wife, Cindy. The injuries he incurred as a Vietnam POW make it painful for McCain to type. Instead, he dictates responses that his wife types on a laptop. “She’s a whiz on the keyboard, and I’m so laborious,” McCain admits.
How difficult was this for a campaign to find before they ran an ad embarrassing themselves?
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Hahahahahaha! Sorry, that’s just funny!
4shoes on September 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM
pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:29 PM
Be careful. Chris Matthews and Olbermann might claim that Obama has one of those in his pants.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Well, there’s “stepping in it” and then there’s tripping over your own words so badly you fall face-first into “it.”
Hannibal Smith on September 12, 2008 at 9:30 PM
You know what? I guarantee they are both waaay tougher than you.
pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:32 PM
Dave Rywall
Hah! The Stephen Hawking defense? Why are you piling stupid on top of tasteless? Do you think it helps your guy? Why not argue that Obama can beat McCain in a game of one-on-one basketball while you’re at it? Hey, since you’re so knowledgeable, I’m curious — does Stephen Hawking use “Thunderbird” or is he more of an “Microsoft Outlook” kind of guy? Yes, Hawking knows how to use a computer. Because he has no other recourse. McCain just asks Cindy because it’s easier. I’m sure if you put McCain in a wheelchair for twenty years and told him he could use only the computer to communicate, he would pick it up eventually. Hey, spread the word — I heard Hawking doesn’t know how to play Wii Sports. He’s so behind the times. The world’s changed, man. It’s like, get with the program, Geezer!
shazbat on September 12, 2008 at 9:32 PM
Time will tell. Speaking of drugs, have you taken your meds yet? You know how…um…volatile you can get when the dosage isn’t kept steady.
And we all remember your last outburst when the latest Rasmussen poll numbers were announced.
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:32 PM
He is just going to quietly take down the ad and put in the closet next to the seal.
Cindy Munford on September 12, 2008 at 9:32 PM
You are right, Badger. I forgot it’s probably a violation of federal law to rib the Drywall. I’ll quote the specific portions of the federal statute.
Wow. The ADA promotes more self-sufficiency than Teh One’s domestic policy! Could it be that His Holiness will use this to win the WH?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:33 PM
+1 Glad, indeed.
They’re dancing the Hungarian gypsy csárdás, but in private.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:34 PM
Also, the Liberal Media Discriminates based on Political Ideology
The Democrat Party, “It’s OK to discriminate against someone, IF the person is a Republican or a “Conservative” “
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 9:34 PM
They work great, most of the time. So when it doesn’t work, what does he do then???
Riiiight! As if anyone who actually uses a keyboard and mouse would believe one doesn’t take greater dexterity than the other and that they don’t rely completely different muscle sets and joint movements.
taznar on September 12, 2008 at 9:35 PM
My grandmother emigrated from Budapest.
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:35 PM
Drywall, you are a POS. In addition to being a sick creep of a troll here, you’re a liar, a comward, and a fraud–and you aren’t worthy of shining John McCain’s shoes.
If you really are Canadian, then you know what ‘put down’ means; you need to be put down, a++hole
Janos Hunyadi on September 12, 2008 at 9:36 PM
Their crack
headresearch team apparently never researched obama, yet alone McCain!christene on September 12, 2008 at 9:38 PM
I have a 93 year old aunt that I can’t get on the computer because “I might break it” but she’ll have me on it all morning long to help with the crossword. The old folks are not going to like this.
Cindy Munford on September 12, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Look at this, I mention the csárdás, and two Hungarians post next to each other, Janos Hunyadi and ManlyRash :)
On David Rywall, it’s so amazing how liberals end up insulting the very people they claim to be for. One of life’s unsolved puzzles, and good for us.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Vile. Seek help.
DrSteve on September 12, 2008 at 9:39 PM
Mine wasn’t Hungarian but she spoke the language fluently, having gone to school in the time the region of Romania we lived in was under the Austria-Hungarian reign.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Folks, I think Drywall, Typhonsentra, and PresidenToor are gone. Their babysitters caught them playing on the internet again and sent them to bed without their Cap’n Crunch.
Y-not on September 12, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Oh, and you’ll love this from Jonah Goldberg:
“Bill Clinton sent two emails during his entire presidency and often admitted he didn’t know squat about the internet.”
I would imagine Obama, like most Democrats, holds Bill Clinton’s two terms in office in high regard in spite of this.
capitalist piglet on September 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM
Ent,
Would you call that a paradox? Or mentally challenged, condescending, smug douchebags?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM
It is weak. Obama’s down, his vice-president might resign, his donors are frantic, the party is telling them, “Attack! Attack!!”
And what does he do? Puts out an ad on the use of a mouse, and goes on SNL.
They are just grasping, man! At straws, even!
Why not just focus on the issues, have a debate tomorrow on McCain’s front lawn, and ignore all this little tripe? Did Obama okay this ad? Did he think it would be effective?
pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM
No Torture! they scream… loudest about what is not torture.
(Panties on men’s heads, nudie all-guy pyramids, “unclean” barking dogs etc.)
And then they studiously ignore the effects of true torture… by a ruthless communist enemy upon their present opponent… all for slimy political gain.
Now come the tapdancing damage-control teams.
And maybe a new Barry mantra:
Obama- change like a mofo!
profitsbeard on September 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:35 PM
MagyaRash!
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Sadly, the HA lefties of today have no class. For objectivity, however, we used to have a few classy ones in the past. They, however, ended up being banned. Class only lasted so long.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Someone quick give 0B0mber Hussein the microphone hes’ the best spokesman for the Repubs yet!
Well the MSM jackals are a close second wonder when this gaffe will find its way onto MSNBC or the other alphabets?
Republican majorities in house and senate?
dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM
You’re right. JFK should never have been president.
rbj on September 12, 2008 at 9:43 PM
profitsbeard, what’s your political gut right now, please? I’ve tried to get your political temp. for a while and can’t connect, due to so many comments, which is a good thing.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Obama pulled a Costanza on this one. This totally reminds me of the “Jerk Store” Seinfeld episode where George thought he had the best comeback ever (George = Barack):
REILLY: The ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp.
(Everyone around the table laughs. Except for George, who looks triumphant. He swallows, and uses a napkin to clean his fingers.)
GEORGE: (standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? (smugly) Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you
REILLY: (unperturbed) What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!
(Reilly and everyone else laughs even more than they did before. George looks angry and frustrated, even on the verge of tears for a second, then something occurs to him.)
GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
(George looks round, smiling arrogantly, expecting laughter. But there is a deep, uncomfortable, silence. Reilly, looks stony-faced. McAdam stands and leans over to speak in George’s ear.)
MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.
(George looks sick.)
dugan on September 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Guys, guys.. Drywall is clearly here for one purpose – he can’t afford a dominatrix to whip his ass while he’s on all fours licking the floor of a gas station bathroom… so he comes on here, writes the most despicable and vile things (that truly do represent him) and waits for our outrage and vilification. If we just ignore him, he and other trolls will go away.
lobstress on September 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM
MagyaRash! – Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Heh heh…kessem (Thank you)
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:45 PM
dugan on September 12, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Very good observation.
CanadianGuy on September 12, 2008 at 9:45 PM
Dr., I humbly defer to you,
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:46 PM
I’ve got it! Here’s what happened…….The staff was too busy putting together campaign material.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:46 PM
Too bad this is all happening on the weekend and with Ike hitting Galveston. The Obama campaign has probably pulled the ad by now. It’ll be interesting to see who brings it up.
Ordinary1 on September 12, 2008 at 9:47 PM
Great job connecting the dots, profits. After all this handwringing about torture, what do the democrats do? Didn’t it even occur to anyone of Obama’s staff that there might be a connection to McCain’s injuries? Or are those injuries ignored, because of his party?
pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:47 PM
Mine wasn’t Hungarian but she spoke the language fluently, having gone to school in the time the region of Romania we lived in was under the Austria-Hungarian reign. – Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:40 PM
“We” lived in? You are pretty internet-savvy for someone over 90 years old.
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:48 PM
Oh, SNAP!
ROLF
Tennman on September 12, 2008 at 9:50 PM
McCain is against torture for a reason.
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 9:51 PM
or maybe ROFL. I’m sorta lesdixyc.
Tennman on September 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM
Well, looks like it’s either overconfidence or incompetence. Between the sheer arrogance being displayed and the daily blundering it’s a wonder they have much support left. Of course, the true believers on Obama’s side are blinded by the faux brilliance.
SayWhat on September 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM
capitalist piglet on September 12, 2008 at 9:27 PM
The good news for us is that he can’t vote. I believe he is from out of town.
Cindy Munford on September 12, 2008 at 9:53 PM
This makes me support McCain even more. I wouldn’t even know how to post to a message board.
GreenBlade on September 12, 2008 at 9:53 PM
Funny, but she lived in those times, I was just born in that region.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:54 PM
As mentioned earlier in this thread, this is exactly like a Seinfeld episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiHJY4aZtbc
CanadianGuy on September 12, 2008 at 9:56 PM
Either way, you’re a graet gyu :)
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:56 PM
I bet this add may have been the advise he recieved from Bubba when he begged for help in the campaign.
Hahahahaah, lol,
Got to finish him off so HC can run in 2012.
Sonosam on September 12, 2008 at 9:57 PM
I thought maybe you were Fwench. As in “le floor.”
hoosiermama on September 12, 2008 at 9:57 PM
OOOOMMMMGGGG!
SouthernGent on September 12, 2008 at 9:57 PM
The Messiah is having a tough week. Even his tough ad backfired on him ;).
Illinidiva on September 12, 2008 at 10:00 PM
It’s still up. Ace had said it was down for a while, but it’s still on the official site and youtube.
Links are popping up everywhere too. I’m emailing all the MSM. Perhaps if we all email the major outlets, this will get some real legs.
Damiano on September 12, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Ya know, ya can’t make this s#it up! Someone out there needs to make a movie when this election is over. Wasn’t there one about Bill Clinton’s campaign (by Anonymous)?
This election cycle has so much comic relief that I can’t believe my eyes most days now.
tru2tx on September 12, 2008 at 10:01 PM
What they scattered, they harvested.
Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Dude, Obama still has this ad on his YouTube account (pun intended).
Unfortunately it this ad has already been imported onto another YouTube account, which may make this ad hard to erase on YouTube.
Darnell Clayton on September 12, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Interesting. I’m working on a novel that involves that region to some extent.
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 10:05 PM
I sometimes worry about a perception of the GOP running up the score. Then the Dems fumble in their own endzone, and stand around the ball saying “Is that a loose ball?”
Pavel on September 12, 2008 at 10:06 PM
How McCain communicated as a POW in solitary confinement:
Isn’t that more difficult than clicking a few links, typing a few sentences interspersed with LOL, AFAIK, and TTYL, and turning your PC off then on if it crashes?
Paul-Cincy on September 12, 2008 at 10:06 PM
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:45 PM
Szívesen.
Nem értem.
Nem beszélek magyarul.
(This explains so many, many things.)
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Thats was funny!
What George should have said was, “I know! And it was even better after she was in a coma! because before that I was always putting up with her screaming and digging her long finger nails into my back!”
BTW, George is my favorite.
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 10:08 PM
You know what’s really cool? The tap code is still taught to military members today. Tried and true.
BadgerHawk on September 12, 2008 at 10:09 PM
I want to admit tonight that this campaign has changed for me. I honestly (and ashamedly) talked in terms of holding my nose while I pulled the lever, (actually, holding my nose filling out my absentee ballot) for John McCain, knowing I couldn’t vote for a abortion-rights zealot like Obama. I also have to admit that when the press finally turned on Senator Mc Cain like all of us knew they would, there was a little “I told you so” in my spirit. But I find myself proud of this ticket now. And it’s not just because of Governor Palin, I’m damn proud of the way John McCain too has stood against the media attack we all knew was coming. I’m proud of them both. And while knowing there are issues I’m still praying he’ll evolve on, he’s my guy and I’m proud to say it. Yeah, I’m proud of them both and when I see the differences between us and the democrats, I’m proud of all my whole party. Win or lose, we are the high road.
hawkdriver on September 12, 2008 at 10:10 PM
The Obama campaign is doing its utmost to ensure that the GOP wins.
Philly on September 12, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Go McCain!
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 10:12 PM
I agree. Thank you, Dave Rywall.
baldilocks on September 12, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Just be grateful you don’t have dylsexia.
Then you’d really be in a pickle.
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 10:14 PM
These people who insult McCain on his service-realted disabilities are the lowest strain of scum. That Scum indludes ‘alphie of the uncertain gender’ who calls 97% of the population ‘breeders’
I was a Rudy supporter and would have gladly setteled for Fred, but neither of those men seemed to have “the fire in the belly” required to get elected POTUS
McCain got the nomination, so it’s him or The Messiah: so it’s McCain, warts and all. When he’s elected and the real danger posed to this country by Obama and the scum he’ll drag and push into office ( and POWER ) has passed, I and many others here will work on the warts
Until then, it’s WAR.
Janos Hunyadi on September 12, 2008 at 10:15 PM
My friend, Hannibal Lecter’s psychiatrist could not explain me.
ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Where’s the ad throwing this back in Obama’s face? Run it in every swing state with a lot of veterans and older people.
Obama’s campaign has to be staffed with some of the cruelest and stupidest people alive. Should we be insisting that Obama take a drug test? He has to be on crack.
BuckeyeSam on September 12, 2008 at 10:16 PM
The thing is that in modern American politics, the “little guy” is us and “the rich” are the Democrats. Check out who gives what at places like Open Secrets.
flenser on September 12, 2008 at 10:16 PM
Wow. It’s really true, huh? McCain can’t use a computer because of war injuries. So the ad was another bit of nastiness.
One more gift from Team Obama. It’s hard to believe they can be so clumsy. But I’m not complaining.
petefrt on September 12, 2008 at 10:18 PM
It feels wonderful to feel real down to earth, honest to goodness pride, doesn’t it?
Feeling pride in America is so unacceptable in too many places.
But what is even more astonishing is to feel pride in politicians. Sometimes I actually have to stop and ask myself can that feeling be real that I have for McCain & Palin. And after a moment, I feel it, and can say: YES!
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 10:19 PM
I was watching Saving Private Ryan this past weekend. It reminds of an expression for Obama’s campaign: FUBAR.
BuckeyeSam on September 12, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Just as long as he’s never treated you.
By the way, you don’t happen to know the address where I’m staying, do you? Or anything within several ZIP Codes? Or states?
(YIKES!)
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 10:22 PM
When will Obama have to Admit that he and his staff do not know how to use the internet search engine?
Or If they do know who to use it, Why are they attacking someones disability?
And why would they discriminate against someone based on a disability?
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 10:22 PM
The amusing thing about Dave (one of the amusing things about him?) is that he’s actually Canadian. So when he says stuff like “that’s what you want” he really is an outsider in all respects.
If we wanted a President who was hooked on heroin, that would still be none of Canadas business.
flenser on September 12, 2008 at 10:23 PM
These are typical libs here, living lives of low expectations. Hell, they think they are the masters of the world because they can use e-mail.
thekingtut on September 12, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Hot Air lefties employ the “I know you are but what am I” witty comeback as milk from their Captain Crunch cereal bowl dribbles down their chin.
Mr_Magoo on September 12, 2008 at 10:23 PM
A physical Disability caused by Torture.
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 10:24 PM
I just want to tell you that your words mean a lot. You need to know that.
wise_man on September 12, 2008 at 10:24 PM
Maybe Dave forgot about JFK. He was on strong pain killers.
thekingtut on September 12, 2008 at 10:25 PM
LOL!
Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 10:25 PM
38 I downloaded the You Tube and converted it to a MOV and WMV.
The are posted here:
http://nomayo.mu.nu/barack_obama_-_idiot
Stephen Macklin on September 12, 2008 at 10:26 PM
So you’re saying John F. Kennedy shouldn’t have been President?
Deanna on September 12, 2008 at 10:27 PM
I wonder if McCain will ever figure out the media and the democrats are not his friends.
Elric66 on September 12, 2008 at 10:28 PM
“One more gift from Team Obama. It’s hard to believe they can be so clumsy.”
The only explaination that I could come up with is that these people just “know” they have the majority of the main stream media to either enhance, hide, or explain in their favor their outrageous words and behavior. They really think, (and are maybe now just starting to doubt) that they owned the podium and no one else was going to get a chance to speak. That’s why they hate Michelle M., Rush, Hannity, talk radio in general and feel compelled to paint Fox as in the tank for conservatism. If Obama is elected, there won’t be talk radio and the things we write on these pages will not be regulated.
Or let me think, in one week a single candidate on their ticket asked a fellow party member to stand up from a wheel chair and the campaign collectively asked a tortured war hero can’t use his fingers very well!
Naw, they’re just stupid.
hawkdriver on September 12, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Aw! It’s been a wonderful day, so let’s be kind to those feverish little minds with BDS tonight. I looked the condition up in the DSM-IV, and they really have it bad.
(Ahhhhh . . . I was just browsing through the Manual, for some reason . . . by coincidence . . . Yes! That’s why. It had nothing to do with Magyars. I swear!)
Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM
“will” be regulated
hawkdriver on September 12, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Transylvania? I’ve been there. Very interesting, in a backward sort of way. The places behing the Iron Curtain were sort of frozen in time.
flenser on September 12, 2008 at 10:31 PM
JFK was on more than just painkillers in the White House. He (and wife Jackie) both received regular injections of speed (mixed with vitamins — they called them their vitamin shots) from “Dr. Feelgood.”
AZCoyote on September 12, 2008 at 10:31 PM
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