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Why can’t McCain e-mail? Boston Globe explained it in 2000; Update: So did Forbes

posted at 7:15 pm on September 12, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Earlier today, Barack Obama’s campaign released an ad attacking John McCain for not knowing how to send an e-mail.  Their crack research team apparently never heard of Google or Lexis-Nexis, but Jonah Goldberg does.  He discovers why McCain doesn’t use a keyboard — his torturers made sure he couldn’t.  The Boston Globe reported it eight years ago:

McCain gets emotional at the mention of military families needing food stamps or veterans lacking health care. The outrage comes from inside: McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain’s encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He’s an avid fan – Ted Williams is his hero – but he can’t raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

After Vietnam, McCain had Ann Lawrence, a physical therapist, help him regain flexibility in his leg, which had been frozen in an extended position by a shattered knee. It was the only way he could hope to resume his career as a Navy flier, but Lawrence said the treatment, taken twice a week for six months, was excruciatingly painful.

”He endured it, he wouldn’t settle for less,” said Lawrence, who rejoiced with McCain when he passed the Navy physical. ”I have never seen such toughness and resolve.”

Making fun of a war hero’s severe injuries — smooth move, Team O.  Talk about computer illiteracy!  Doesn’t anyone on the Obama campaign know what they’re doing?  Didn’t it ever occur to them that a man who can’t raise his arms above his head might have a physical barrier to using a computer?

If this is what happens when they takes the gloves off, maybe they should just keep them on in the future.

Update (AP): I’m not sure how he’s accessing the ‘Net given his injuries, but he does appear to have some kind of access. From an NYT interview in July:

Q: What websites if any do you look at regularly?

Mr. McCain: Brooke and Mark show me Drudge, obviously, everybody watches, for better or for worse, Drudge. Sometimes I look at Politico. Sometimes RealPolitics, sometimes.

(Mrs. McCain and Ms. Buchanan both interject: “Meagan’s blog!”)

Mr. McCain: Excuse me, Meagan’s blog. And we also look at the blogs from Michael and from you that may not be in the newspaper, that are just part of your blog.

Q: But do you go on line for yourself?

Mr. McCain: They go on for me. I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need – including going to my daughter’s blog first, before anything else.

Maybe he’s able to move the mouse so he can access sites bookmarked for him?

Update (Ed): Jonah Goldberg makes an excellent point in an update:

Lord knows I think the chicken-hawk arguments are stupid. And I don’t think the fact that Obama never served in the military should count against him in and of itself. But how stupid is it for the Obama campaign to claim that McCain is unqualified to be president because he can’t grasp cyber-security issues based on the fact he has never sent an email when the McCain campaign can just as easily say Obama can’t understand first order national security issues because he’s never fired a rife, flown a plane, commanded men in battle, or faced an enemy? I mean which prepares someone to be commander in chief better, hitting “send” on AOL or fighting a war?

In fact, didn’t Obama just make all of those arguments valid and fair?

Update II: Ace notes that Forbes Magazine noted McCain’s disability in 2000, too:

In certain ways, McCain was a natural Web candidate. Chairman of the Senate Telecommunications Subcommittee and regarded as the U.S. Senate’s savviest technologist, McCain is an inveterate devotee of email. His nightly ritual is to read his email together with his wife, Cindy. The injuries he incurred as a Vietnam POW make it painful for McCain to type. Instead, he dictates responses that his wife types on a laptop. “She’s a whiz on the keyboard, and I’m so laborious,” McCain admits.

How difficult was this for a campaign to find before they ran an ad embarrassing themselves?


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Who is responsible for the ad?

Obama.

Who is responsible for putting together a team to do thorough & accurate opposition research?

Obama.

Who is responsible for the fatal error in the ad?

Obama.

Judgment to fail.

Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 8:27 PM

That, and the whole ‘I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message’ thing.

carbon_footprint on September 12, 2008 at 8:31 PM

On that note, reader Amy Lopez notes that Obama was recently touting his experience managing his campaign as evidence of his executive ability. That argument isn’t looking as strong after the past couple of weeks.

Insight from an Instapundit reader.

Wethal on September 12, 2008 at 8:31 PM

Holy cow. Talk about a charlie-foxtrot by Obama.

Gaunilon on September 12, 2008 at 8:32 PM

Who is responsible for the ad?

Obama.

Who is responsible for putting together a team to do thorough & accurate opposition research?

Obama.

Who is responsible for the fatal error in the ad?

Obama.

Judgment to fail.

Loxodonta on September 12, 2008 at 8:27 PM

*Damiano channels Obama*

Enough… well…uhhh…look… errr… my campaign…err… well they have a bit of a hair trigger…and uhhh… like I’ve always said, I honor Senator McCain’s service….errr… but what we need is Change… ummmm… well, I have been getting much sleep and …errr… well, it’s just more of the same. “

Damiano on September 12, 2008 at 8:33 PM

By noting that John McCain doesn’t use a computer the implication is that he is technologically inept. The critics are forgetting that he used to fly a jet plane. I am sure that John McCain would gladly accept criticism from anyone able to get into an A-4 Skyhawk and safely land it on an aircraft carrier in high seas the way he has.

scrubjay on September 12, 2008 at 8:34 PM

My exit question:
How many times does this guy have to misspell “potato” before we are allowed to call him a dufus?

kurtzz3 on September 12, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Obama will blame his “staff.” Sure can pick ‘em, can’t he?

Wethal on September 12, 2008 at 8:37 PM

To go back to Ed’s post, let’s consider a bit the other dimension of this incredible blunder by Team Bambi, the one that does leap out immediately: mocking the highest-turnout demo in the electorate, the elderly. Oh, and, unless things have changed, a particularly key high-turnout demo in ….. FL, PA, MI …..

I guess it all follows from Obama’s being the most preposterous presidential candidate in at least 50 years (well, not counting the incumbent Carter), but the bumbling of Team Bambi is truly spectacular. These folks couldn’t run a House race in a safe district.

IceCold on September 12, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Really? He can move a mouse but can’t move his hand in a motion similarly across a keyboard? When did Hot Air and the Boston Globe become medical analysts? Smooth Hot Air, real smooth…

For that matter I don’t ever remeber typing above my head, though I must say I’ve alway hated tying my shoes – no matter where they are.

PresidenToor on September 12, 2008 at 8:10 PM

And which med school did you graduate from? I’m guessing you’re quite adept at tying your shoes while they’re in your mouth while your head is up your a$$.

Patrick S on September 12, 2008 at 8:37 PM

Even if every answer always comes back to being a POW, you don’t need a keyboard to write email, voice recognition programs are for just this sort of thing.

Typhonsentra on September 12, 2008 at 8:02 PM

Thanks for the tip. I’ll keep that in mind if someone ever messes me up by hanging me from my broken arms.

shazbat on September 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM

recall some talking head on tv a couple days ago said McCain always stands with his hands in front of him and he’s usually playing with his wedding ring…and then she said he should just stand still with his hands behind his back! And I’m thinking, I don’t think he can physically clasp his hands behind his back.

kellyjane on September 12, 2008 at 8:08 PM

I have never written O’Reilly, but I did after that episode and pointed that out. It really burnt me up since the woman is suppose to be a body language EXPERT and it never occurred to her to consider the fact he was a POW and possibly unable to put his arms behind his back. His mail segments on his follow up shows never touched on the body language segment. Only spoke about his unbelievably great interview with Obama.{rolls eyes}

artchick on September 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM

The only link on Drudge goes to a statement further mocking McCain and trying to link the President’s use of a computer to national security.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9359KL80&show_article=1

Drudge now has up three links:

1. to a story remarking on the Obama ad
2. to the ad itself
3. and, deliciously, to this:
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OTliMTNiZjg5ZDEwZWNiZDYwZWFjN2JlNjNjNjkxZmM=

JudetheFossil on September 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Even Bush invited him to come work out with him… until an aid told Bush that McCain “doesn’t really work out… can’t work out” and reminded Bush of McCain’s injuries.

Damiano on September 12, 2008 at 8:29 PM

I wonder what McCain does for exercise. He looks like he’s in really good shape. Of course this seemed so when he was standing next to Huckabee; the latter looks as if he has fallen off of the doughnut wagon a bit.

baldilocks on September 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM

I expect that soon Charlie Gibson or O’Reilley or one of the other alphabets will ask 0B0mba about his lack of judgement and foresight in researching and putting forth this POS ad.

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 8:41 PM

Keep digging Barry.

diogenes on September 12, 2008 at 8:43 PM

Thanks for the tip. I’ll keep that in mind if someone ever messes me up by hanging me from my broken arms.

shazbat on September 12, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Heh.

BadgerHawk on September 12, 2008 at 8:44 PM

Is this a dream, pinch me, wake me up? I think the Chosen One ain’t gonna get the nod. Wow, really, wake me up.

hestrold on September 12, 2008 at 8:45 PM

As evidenced in the past, Sen. Obama’s leadership style is one of “pass the buck” or “throw someone under the bus”.

I wouldn’t be surprised if a statement placing blame on a subordinate isn’t forthcoming.

cryptojunkie on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

I expect that soon Charlie Gibson or O’Reilley or one of the other alphabets will ask 0B0mba about his lack of judgement and foresight in researching and putting forth this POS ad.

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 8:41 PM

Bill O. might. Gibson wouldn’t if you put a gun to his head.

tgharris on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

I expect that soon Charlie Gibson or O’Reilley or one of the other alphabets will ask 0B0mba about his lack of judgement and foresight in researching and putting forth this POS ad.

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 8:41 PM

ENOUGH!!!!!

ENOUGH!!!!

I UH CANNOT BE UM UH RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY NOTION THAT UH…YOU CAN’T…..ER BILL YOU ASSOSCIATE WITH FOX NEWS…ER UM DAILY KOS IS UH UH UH LOOK OVER THERE!

sven10077 on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

I’ve been posting here & elsewhere about McCain’s physical limitations with the computer for a couple of weeks because I figured this ad was inevitable. But I never saw the 2000 Boston Globe article, thanks. I had deduced it from reading this touching description in this article, “Prisoner of Conscience”Vanity Fair in Feb. 2007:

…Because his broken arms were allowed to heal without ever being properly set, to this day McCain cannot raise his arms above his shoulders. He cannot attend to his own hair. An aide is often nearby with a comb and small can of hair spray.

McCain has difficulty putting on his suit jacket unassisted. Once, as we prepared to get out of a cramped airplane cabin in Burlington, Vermont, where McCain would be greeted by the governor, I turned my back for a moment, only to find him struggling. He could sense that his collar was all bunched up, and asked me matter-of-factly to help him straighten it out. I felt the pang that those around McCain feel whenever they realize the extent of his injuries. “You comb someone’s hair once,” his 2000 communications director, Dan Schnur, says, “and you never forget it.”…
IN ORDER TO COUNTER THE OBAMA COMPUTER AD, McCAIN SHOULD RUN THE ABOVE AS A COUNTER AD!

NightmareOnKStreet on September 12th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

NightmareOnKStreet on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

I wouldn’t be surprised if a statement placing blame on a subordinate isn’t forthcoming.

cryptojunkie on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

He can’t pass the buck on this one. It’s his name approving the message, not one of his spokespersons. He’s got no one to blame but himself.

BadgerHawk on September 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM

Hey Obama!!

wanna get away?

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM

Let’s see this in an ad: http://www.philly.com/inquirer/home_top_stories/20080818_Rendell__the_unwired_governor.html

Truth is, Rendell’s a decidedly low-tech leader and proud of it.

When he took office in 2003, he had his aides remove his predecessor’s computer from his ornate Capitol desk, and he never looked back.

Save for the cell phone, Rendell still lives the life unwired. No computer. No BlackBerry.

“I’m too old,” Rendell said. “I’m about 10 years behind the technology revolution. If someone asks me, ‘Can [you] get on the Internet?’ I say, ‘Yes, in about 60 seconds,’ and I call David Yarkin.”

redw0lf24 on September 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM

Ace’s headline is priceless, lol. Awesome.

Obama: Ha, Ha, McCain Is Old, He Can’t Use a Computer

North Vietnamese Captors: Yeah, Ha Ha, We Did That to Him; Pretty Good Gag, Eh?

nickj116 on September 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM

Okay, given the Forbes article that supports this story, I am running with it.

*fires up media email list*

*cracks knuckles*

Barry needs to forget about running for President and go move in with his brother in Kenya. When people get a hold of this, he will be stoned to death (no, not the kind of stoned that described what he was doing in 1982)

Damiano on September 12, 2008 at 8:49 PM

This has gone beyond farce, and it’s threatening to go beyond tragedy. Obama owes McCain, and all wounded veterans, a humble apology, and then he needs to go away and leave us the hell alone. This train wreck of a campaign should end today. It’s not too late for the Democrats to substitute a candidate who isn’t a complete disgrace. Sure, they’d probably lose the election, but Obama’s going to lose 40+ states anyway, and at least the party would look as if it had some vestige of honor and dignity. McCain is distressingly sympathetic to many Democrat causes anyway… they could easily abide four years of Maverick, then run someone for real in 2012.

Of course, I know they won’t do any of this – couldn’t even conceive of doing anything like this. The party of Bill Clinton only knows how to double down on perfidy. There’s no reason it has to be like that, though. If the serious Democrat voters demanded more out of their party, they’d get better than Barack Obama, and they wouldn’t have to watch loud, empty campaigns collapse into the utter singularity of a whiny punk from the Chicago machine criticizing a man who describes himself as “broken” from torture because he can’t type.

Another few weeks of this garbage, and the sane Democrat voters won’t be able to look their fellow Americans in the eye any more.

Doctor Zero on September 12, 2008 at 8:50 PM

I wouldn’t be surprised if a statement placing blame on a subordinate isn’t forthcoming.

cryptojunkie on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

Yeah, Biden: out; Hillary: in. 2 birds; 1 stone

NightmareOnKStreet on September 12, 2008 at 8:50 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Checked DU on this; a couple of people concerned about it, mostly unrepentant liberal blankblanks.

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

capitalist piglet on September 12, 2008 at 8:53 PM

Someone needs to take OBama’s add and run text over it pertaining to the Boston Globe article and the Forbes article.

Enoxo on September 12, 2008 at 8:53 PM

This is so nauseating. At first I just thought the ad was tacky for trying to make McCain seem like an old fogie by showing the old photo with the ugly glasses. It also seemed kind of dumb to put something out that only appeals to the young and could tick off the reliable older voters. Now reading this and understanding how available the information is, I’m just disgusted. Do you think that the Obama campaign really was stupid enough not to check into this before making the ad? Or could they have been brazen enough to think they’d get the negative impression in place too well for even this information to backfire on them?

Jill1066 on September 12, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

The Obama Hand Job comes to mind.

Patrick S on September 12, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Keyboardgate

sven10077 on September 12, 2008 at 8:55 PM

Really? He can move a mouse but can’t move his hand in a motion similarly across a keyboard? When did Hot Air and the Boston Globe become medical analysts? Smooth Hot Air, real smooth…

For that matter I don’t ever remeber typing above my head, though I must say I’ve alway hated tying my shoes – no matter where they are.

PresidenToor on September 12, 2008 at 8:10 PM

Take a step back and think about it. McCain is a US Senator. He has staff to help him with his email. It is evidence of “being out of touch” that he hasn’t gotten in the habit. I wouldn’t hold it against Obama if he didn’t know how to set up a website. For example, Obama doesn’t drive himself around anymore; he has a chauffeur and I don’t resent him for it. It’s not his deal anymore considering his responsibilities. It would be a waste of time for him to drive himself. Just as it’s a waste of time for a guy whose arms hurt to figure out how to use email when he can just as easily ask someone else at the end of the day if there’s anything requiring his attention. Obama’s ad was stupid in any case. Axelrod is trying to reproduce the Bush I laser scanner scenario, but someone should inform Axelrod that the world has changed since 1992 with this Internet thingy and people can independently verify dumb assertions now with Google and stuff.

shazbat on September 12, 2008 at 8:56 PM

Read “It isn’t evidence” for “It is evidence”

shazbat on September 12, 2008 at 8:57 PM

What does Barack Obama and the disgraced Korean cloning scientist have in common? Failed research.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM

Aimed

Fired

Boomeranged!

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM

…It’s not too late for the Democrats to substitute a candidate who isn’t a complete disgrace..
Doctor Zero on September 12, 2008 at 8:50 PM

Hey Doc Zero, a sub LIKE HILLARY? Was it all arranged to lead to this? Should we all be saying, “Penn, you magnificent bastard!”??? Seriously, a couple of weeks ago, I asked if anyone knew if it was possible to substitute Hillary after the DNC Convention. Because she was just so quiet… Is she still an option? (Not that she’d win now)

NightmareOnKStreet on September 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM

I wouldn’t be surprised if a statement placing blame on a subordinate isn’t forthcoming.

cryptojunkie on September 12, 2008 at 8:46 PM

The algore under the bus. (He invented that pesky internet thingy.)

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 8:59 PM

I could care less about the F’up by Obama. I care about McCain and his sacrifice. Whadda friggin HERO. Can you say any more about the man who picks a person who literally could succeed him in office of the likes if Sarah Palin?

My Lord, we have an opportunity in front of us to make our country back to the shining city on the hill as Reagan used to say.

You pundits can all follow us voters now.

JAW on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Even Bush invited him to come work out with him… until an aid told Bush that McCain “doesn’t really work out… can’t work out” and reminded Bush of McCain’s injuries.

Damiano on September 12, 2008 at 8:29 PM

I don’t remember Bush putting that in a campaign commercial though.
Obama is becoming sadly amusing. It seems every day it’s either a new gaff or another celebutard is proving how stupid they are.
How many hours until the next screwup?
We could start a contest.

JellyToast on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

OK just think someone, well several people on the OBAMA braintrust THOUGHT this ad was a good idea. Enough said, about them running the federal government

DVPTexFla on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Hey Obama!!

wanna get away?

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:48 PM

New Southwest Airlines commercial!!!!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Everyone needs to buzz this up.

nickj116 on September 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Boomerang Gate?

Mteenth “Enough” Gate?

Obama-gets-tough Gate?

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Keyboarded!

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Barack Obama: Change We Can’t Google

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:02 PM

HaaaHaaaHaaahAAA, 0b0MBER Hussein KEYBOARDED hisself!

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 9:03 PM

There once was a candidate named Obama
He ran in the time of Osama
Tough on his oponent he wanted to get
Belittling him naively, not knowing the net
Ending up boomeranged, oh bumma!

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:04 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Significance Gate?

Priorities Gate?

Kindergarten Gate?

Garden Gate?

Exit Gate?

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:06 PM

The amazing bungling-Obama – major gaffe (again).

dugan on September 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Netgate!

backwoods conservative on September 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Keyboarded it is. Barry keyboarded himself.

Philly on September 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Maybe I am just extra sensitive about our military and what is said about our men and women who serve,but to me,this seems like an incredibly ignorant blunder in several ways.

First of course is the condescending and ignorant attack against a Vet who cannot physically accomplish the tasks that he is ridiculed for due to major injuries from torture as a POW.

Then is the fact that one of the main reasons Obama says he
is ready to be President is because he has run such a large
and successful campaign.
Besides the fact that he really does not run it but has hired experienced people to do it for him,his campaign is taking hit after hit after hit lately due to incompetence and the fact Obama and his people can’t seem to put together
a successful strategy against “little dopey white trash mayor”from Alaska.

Any of this sound familiar?

Remember the last 8 years having to listen to liberals tell
everybody how dumb and stupid Bush is but he managed to beat
them head to head in 2000/2004.

Big ol dumb Bush tricked all those super intelligent liberals into voting for the Iraq war after he pulled off
constructing and carrying out the 9/11 attacks without one
person having any inside knowledge and leaking it to the press.

liberals are so close minded and intolerant of anybody else’s views that the bubble they exist in is starting to burst,revealing them to be the idiots they truly are.

McCain needs to hammer these elitist hard on this and the bigoted hatred being exhibited toward Palin on a daily basis.

Most of my friends are “FDR” style democrats and are absolutely repulsed at watching their party spew this drivel
with the help of Olberman/Mathews love fest shows that are trying to be passed off as hard news.

They haven’t mentioned Bush’s name in weeks.
It’s been “Oh sh!t whats happened to Obama”.

Baxter Greene on September 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:04 PM

Heh.

Patrick S on September 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:04 PM

Perhaps Obama might stand a chance if he attended the first debate wearing a t-shirt with the words: I’M THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET

ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:08 PM

Well, I guess Stephen Hawking is tougher than McCain.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

Whatever you’ve heard about [the A-4's] slow acceleration, forget it. For just an instant we sat poised there, surrounded by a muted roar, hardly moving at all. Then, with incredible smoothness the airspeed indicator leaped up to 80 knots, then 120. At 120 the stick came hard back into my lap, which surprised me so much I jumped. I hadn’t expected such large stick movements. But as the stick jerked back and the nose bobbed into the air, Patton quickly neutralized it to stabilize the nose attitude and we were flying . .. airspeed ripped through 200 knots. At the end of the runway the needle was touching 300 knots.

The pattern for Pensacola calls for an exit below 500 feet until the beach. (The neighbors must either love jets or buy ear plugs by the gross.) By the lime we had hit the beach, about three miles down the pike, the air speed had stabilized at 500 knots and it was time to go upstairs. From beach level we pulled hard up into a high arching right turn, approaching a 90° bank while climbing over 6000 fpm. (It was probably climbing much faster, but 6000 is the biggest number on the VSI.)

Control pressures? There aren’t any. None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. And the travel of the stick could be measured in micro-something-or-others. I’m here to tell you that no matter what I’ve flown that was supposed to be sensitive, nothing, absolutely nothing, holds a candle to this thing. It makes a Pitts (and I’m not kidding a bit) look like you need two hands to make it turn.

The controls are hydraulically boosted and there’s a very slight dead spot in the middle, so the slick kind of floats between four hydraulic contacts until you move it a bit to touch one. Then the airplane leaps to your command. Noting that, I relaxed my grip on the stick and just kept a couple of fingers close to it. After five minutes of gentle turns (it’s darned hard to fly them gently in this airplane) and Dutch rolls, I began to get a little feel for where center was.

My first roll wasn’t much better than my level flight. As I came back level, I wiggled back and forth trying desperately to find the middle position for the stick. After each roll, I’d do a 180; Sixty degrees or more seemed a normal bank angle. Still, I was being timid with the airplane. I’d gently move the throttle when I thought I needed power and tip-toe into rolls using only Pitts-like roll rates. But, as I warmed to the airplane, Lt. Patton kept urging me to not baby it.

So, little by little, I came to know the A-4. Within an hour the almost impossibly sensitive controls became perfect. The total irresponsibility with which you can treat the airframe and engine leads you deeper and deeper into the airplane’s personality. It was fun to finish a maneuver and jerk violently over into a better-than-90° bank and pull hard for a four-g diving turn; all the time watching the airspeed move up to 500 knots indicated (and at 15,000 feet yet!). Then I’d rip back to level flight for an instant before arching up into a blood-sucking loop, holding 4 g’s longer than any civilian ship ever will. The rudders came into play only once in a while and the ailerons are so incredibly light and quick that any measurable movement of your hand produces a syrupy smooth aileron roll, or two, if you don’t neutralize quick enough.

I tried to time the roll rate with my watch, but one roll happens so quickly you can’t time it. So, I tried a double roll. Still too fast. Then a triple and finally we were doing four consecutive full-deflection rolls at a 30° nose-high attitude before I could get a reasonably accurate count. What was the roll rate? Only a sedate 400° per second. To put that in perspective, a Cessna is in the 75-90°-per-second range and a Pitts, the legendary fast-rolling Pitts, is only 180°. Four hundred degrees a second is so fast that your eyeballs take one more lap after the airplane has stopped turning.

pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:10 PM

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

Yeah, great comparison, Dave. ALS vs. VC torture.

Stay classy.

BTW, get in the coffin.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:11 PM

How come Hillary couldn’t beat this clown?

I hope there aren’t any caucauses in the general that’s about all 0B0mber won!

I can just see it now the Chicago gangsta pol machine in this corner,
and the Gun toten, plane flyin, moose and wolfe huntin, snow machine racin, sled dog runnin, beauty contest winnin Alaskans in this corner.

My moneys on the Alaskans and I’ll double down.

Upinak can I move there after my kid goes to AFROTC I’m gonna tell him to put in for Alaska we like to shoot and eat stuff!

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 9:12 PM

Update from USNews article May 1973 written by John McCain.

These is one of the sections related to his arms.

For a guard, I was assigned a 16-year-old kid—right out of the rice fields. His favorite pastime was to sit by my bed and read a book that had a picture in it of an old man with a rifle in his hand sitting on a fuselage of an F-105 which had been shot down. He would point to himself, and slap me and hit me. He had a lot of fun that way. He fed me because both my arms were broken. He would come in with a cup that had noodles and some gristle in it, and fill a spoon and put it in my mouth.

See Fight The Palin Smears

faraway on September 12, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Well, I guess Stephen Hawking is tougher than McCain. – Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

You have to stop swilling water from the fever swamp, Dave. It’s full of parasites that will eat up your brai-

Damn…too late.

ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:14 PM

Yeah, great comparison, Dave. ALS vs. VC torture.

Stay classy.

BTW, get in the coffin.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:11 PM
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Thanks, Captain ChickMovie. Don’t you have some cupcakes to deliver to some orphans or something?

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:16 PM

ManlyRash, just for you

There once was a man from Nantucket
His ego so huge, one could truck it
He said with a grin
If only I’d win
With taxes the whole country I could fruck it!

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Sorry about that quote, but if the question is, “Is McCain technologically savvy enough to understand the folks, or be president” the quote should provide the answer.

If not for the skills and abilities he had as an aviator, McCain never would have ended up in that camp, and I bet there were times when he wished he had taken a more cautious route in life, and never taken such risks.

Obama . . . . would never learn to use more than a mouse, and so I am not surprised he takes it as the measure of a man.

pomerpants on September 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Those bastards!

Dudley Smith on September 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Keyboarded!!

I love it.

CanadianGuy on September 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Heh. “Fruck it.”

nickj116 on September 12, 2008 at 9:18 PM

ManlyRash on September 12, 2008 at 9:14 PM

You are probably right, MR. This explains Dave.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:18 PM

Hotair needs to name this gaffe quick because it quite possibly will go down in history

Calm Before the Storm on September 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

The Googleboondoogle
Obama gets keyboarded

William Amos on September 12, 2008 at 9:19 PM

If the simple act of sitting and using a keyboard (that could be placed anywhere one decides is the most comfortable) is so incredibly painful for McCain that he can’t bear it, then that speaks volumes about the state of his health.

As McCain gets older, pain killers will play a larger and larger role in his daily life. A president on lots of painkillers.

Yeah, that’s what you want.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Well, I guess Stephen Hawking is tougher than McCain.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

No relevance. Bill Clinton, having had Gore, the man who “invneted the internet” as his VP, wrote his entire biography in long hand. I was shocked at the time. To this day Clinton, Bill, has sent two e-mails, and who knows who typed them. I never heard you criticize him, nor would I, for not having been a good president for that reason.

From first hand experience, and no, I don’t approve, most CEOs, millio- and billionnaires, have no clue how to turn on a computer. Pftt.

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Darn thats what I get for reading the front of the thread before I read the back

William Amos on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Aimed

Fired

Boomeranged!

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM

Nice one. LOL

Keyboarded!

dhunter on September 12, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Perfecto!

fogw on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Everyone give Dave a break. One can understand he’s a little upset at how his candidate is currently running the worst campaign in history and just might lose the most favorable election of all time.

It’s ok Dave.

BadgerHawk on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Keyboardgate
sven10077 on September 12, 2008 at 8:55 PM

Oh FFS can we drop the suffix -gate on everything? Watergate had zip to do with Water or Gates, it was the name of a hotel.

Lets call this one:

The Ignorance Elegy.

The Disrespect Dash

KeyboardObama.

Our new suffix for all scandals should be Obama. We can have RatherObama, WaterObama, WhiteObama, TuslObama, The Cuban Missile Obama, etc.

BKennedy on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Worked for JFK!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on September 12, 2008 at 9:21 PM

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Does your mom pretend not to know you in public, little man?

Patrick S on September 12, 2008 at 9:22 PM

As McCain gets older, pain killers will play a larger and larger role in his daily life. A president on lots of painkillers.

Yeah, that’s what you want.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Ever hear of JFK? Had a steady diet of painkillers.

Wake up Drywall.

fogw on September 12, 2008 at 9:22 PM

We don’t need to create a -gate to call this something. We can call it what it is.

Disrespect.

Disrespect for older Americans.

Disrespect for disabled Americans.

Disrespect for veterans.

That is what this is.

Enoxo on September 12, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Citizen Duck on September 12, 2008 at 7:18 PM

Love that movie. Love that line.

Cindy Munford on September 12, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Every time I see Mac try to move I hurt. I had degenerative arthritis in my left shoulder for years…range of motion very little. How he tries to lift his arms was the way my left was. I finally had a total shoulder replacement 6 months ago. Back to work, back in the gym, and I should have had it done 10 years ago,but they’re only getting good with it now. He’s gotta hurt so f’n bad. And I only had it in one arm. He’s a good man.

LtE126 on September 12, 2008 at 9:24 PM

Churchill was a drunk, and FDR was disabled too, as long as we’re talking about historic leaders who still managed to accomplish great things.

BadgerHawk on September 12, 2008 at 9:24 PM

As McCain gets older, pain killers will play a larger and larger role in his daily life. A president on lots of painkillers.

Yeah, that’s what you want.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Yep, I’d like to see this brought up in the debates. Winner!

Entelechy on September 12, 2008 at 9:25 PM

Well, I guess Stephen Hawking is tougher than McCain.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

I still have not heard from any of the folks supporting this line of criticism against McCain what functions of the presidency require using a computer.

I know why a paralyzed scientist would need one.

Y-not on September 12, 2008 at 9:26 PM

Let’s see…. what’s more complicated…

Clicking through web pages or

This?

darkpixel on September 12, 2008 at 9:27 PM

Well, I guess Stephen Hawking is tougher than McCain.

Dave Rywall on September 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM

I say this sincerely, and without malice: I honestly believe you are sick.

The good news for you is that your attitude is not unique among liberals, and you have plenty of company with whom to share your disrespect of a man who carries the souvenirs of war on his body on a daily basis.

Still, I’m glad you’re here. You never fail to remind me of how absolutely critical it is that we stay focused, and refuse to let people like you win this election.

capitalist piglet on September 12, 2008 at 9:27 PM

Discrimination

e.g., sex, age, race, religion, family status, national origin, military status, sexual orientation, disability, body size/shape

Obama, Sexist, Ageist, and against people with Disabilities.

Chakra Hammer on September 12, 2008 at 9:27 PM

Hillary and Bill are laughing their heads off tonight and mumbling “I told you so”.

Philly on September 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM

I bet after seeing all the daily **** McCain has to go through, Drywall and ever other leftist outstain still thinks he is a “warmonger.”

BKennedy on September 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM

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