Impossible to say for sure but Ace makes a compelling case. Skip ahead to the last quarter of the video and you’ll find him exercised by the possibility that she thinks dinosaurs roamed the land 4,000 years ago:
Update: Seixon e-mails to point out another appearance of the 4,000-years smear — in Maureen Dowd’s last column.
CLINTON: I’ve got a little news flash for you, Annie Oakley. Dinosaurs disappeared a lot longer than 4,000 years ago. I admit you’ve had a profound influence on America, and I’m not just talking about all the women wearing up-dos and rimless titanium $375 Kazuo Kawasaki designer frames.
Anyone want to do a little Google sleuthing and see if they can track down which highly respected left-wing media source is pushing this? My money’s on dKos.
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He’s spent millions having reproductions of everything he wants made at 5/6 scale and furnishes his homes with them so he can feel like a normal sized male.
Nuclear experts responsible for monitoring Iran’s nuclear programme have discovered that enough enriched uranium, which if processed to weapons grade level could be used to make up to six atom bombs, has disappeared from the main production facility at Isfahan.
One day, he will realize how much dough he threw away for a con man when conservatives (the ones with the money to attend movies), stop buying tickets to his movies. I think he is done. When will these dopes learn to keep their mouths shut?
BREAKING NEWS: Rick celebrity who went to Harvard supports Barack Obama. Doesn’t understand why Obama has trouble beating “Elitist” charges. More to come.
The great thing about being a gay man is that I can objectively look at Pam Hepatitis Anderson, her fat, fake lips and her ridiculously distorted boobs and call her for what she is — a stupid slut.
Could a Harvard grad be so stupid as to have read this and taken it at face value?
I don’t think Damon actually graduated. So, like most celebrities, he has nothing but a high school education (many of them don’t even have that) and delusions of grandeur.
D2Boston, we hets have the same opinion, except of course for the drug-addled rock star types, but birds if a feather I guess. Stupid sluts come on both genders.
Pamela Anderson: “she can suck it”……coming from somebody who has and had it paraded all over the internet….right….like asking a meth-head his thoughts on a bear market, who cares…
Gary Johnston: We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Well there were really big mammoths and saber toothed tigers, but no dinosaurs. I think the drive by media is so hysterical that they don’t know fact from fiction anymore. And then you get this Damon twit … I probably ought to go get another drink about now.
The great thing about being a gay man is that I can objectively look at Pam Hepatitis Anderson, her fat, fake lips and her ridiculously distorted boobs and call her for what she is — a stupid slut. – D2Boston on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
One does not have to be gay to reach that conclusion, Boston. She’s a hideous caricature of the female archetype.
Why does anyone stick a microphone in the face of a bimbo like Pam “Tammy Faye” Anderson and ask her about anything more complicated than “who did you sleep with last night”?
I reckon Matt never had a chance to watch Jurasic Park. Hell, we can almost smell back to 2000BC.
I bet the folks slummin’ it in Mesopotamia were real happy when the T-Rexs stopped stomping around in the Hanging Gardens (the original bull in the china shop).
Hmmm…now that I think about it, I wonder if the ancient Chinese secret of really white laundry had something to do with Megalodon.
MATT, YOU THE MAN! You’re a bit early but good job anyway. You’re new to this and probably excited so I can understand you jumping the gun. Just so you understand, when the vast-rightwing-conspiracy plans an October surprise it’s supposed to be in — well — October. But don’t fret, the early bird gets the worm, as they say. Anyway,Counter-intuitive propaganda tends to have a longer shelf-life than does the direct approach. By my last count 6 teenage girls are now paying attention and are firmly in the Obama camp, 6 wannabe Uber-spy teenage boys are also now Obamaites. This is for those who can only see the obvious. The brilliance of your move is that there are now at least 30,000 new McCain supporters who have reacted counter to your subtly counter-intuitive approach. Once this goes viral can you just imagine the number of people you will drive into the McCain camp. WAY TO GO! YOU THE MAN!
Why does anyone stick a microphone in the face of a bimbo like Pam “Tammy Faye” Anderson and ask her about anything more complicated than “who did you sleep with last night”?
I mean, really, I need to know if he really thinks he can kill 8 ninjas with his bare hands. Really, I need to know this before I see another Matt Damon movie. I want to know that, I really do. It’s scary that this guy could win an Academy Award. It’s absurd. It’s totally absurd, it’s a really terrifying possibility. We can’t have that.
Eh, what do you expect. Dowd was suckered in by Gloria Steinam and Betty Friedan decades ago and ended up an old spinster because of it. And she still thinks it’s all men’s fault.
But at least he has an Oscar…. how many of his ditractors have an Oscar? He got it for a fictional screenplay, because he’s really big into fiction and fantasy…. uh wait, nevermind.
Janeane Garofolo: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion.
Alec Baldwin: By following the rules of the Film Actor’s Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “Wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?”
Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:21 PM
Now that right there is funny….
I think Sean Boy has visited Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds waaaaaaaaay too many times…..
The great thing about being a gay man is that I can objectively look at Pam Hepatitis Anderson, her fat, fake lips and her ridiculously distorted boobs and call her for what she is — a stupid slut.
D2Boston on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Dead on. As my dear departed mother used to say, “age is the great equalizer” Pam needs to realize her vavavavoom days are gone, and retire into seclusion with dignity instead of making a fool of herself trying to hold onto something artificially which gravity has decided she no longer possesses.
“For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we’re going to start talking about things we don’t fully understand and sound like idiots,” he said. “In the long run, I’ll do much more good if, when I open my mouth, I have something worth saying.”
If this is a true quote, then his fears have been realized
She got the cheap ones then. ;) OT – I love mine, though I will have to say it’s the optics that ITALEE turns out that really make them worthwhile. Absolute turkey to find though.
I can’t wait for the second half of the Dynamic Duo, Ben Affleck to weigh in…
saltydogg14 on September 11, 2008 at 7:04 PM
I’ll pass on that one, ’cause now adays, a Ben Affleck screed comes with a side of Jennifer “Airhead” Garner.
I can already see it now:
Affleck: “This is insane! Mortifying! Wait, what else did Matty say? Terrifying!”
Garner: ***sniffles*** “Sometimes…when I think about Sarah Palin…I cry.” ***sniffles***
Affleck: “Do you hear THAT, Mr. O’Rielly!?! HUH!?! The woman makes my wife CRY!!! You heartless bastards!”
Kevin Smith: “I totally agree with everything Matt and Ben said. They’re the smartest people I know. I mean, like the other day, when I was pondering my dad trying to wrangle a three-way with my mom and my godmother, I was like “Holy crap! If Ben and Matt were around back then, maybe the old man would have had a shot!” and it was like, score!”
Affleck: “Ya hear that Rush!?! I could’ve helped Kev’s dad land a three-way!!!”
Garner: ***sniffles*** “You know…sometimes…I think about Kevin’s dad…never getting that three-way…and…I cry!”***sniffles***
Sorry about the post with all the expletives. Just thought it’d be funny, quoting from Team America. Now I’ve gotta buy a bar of soap to suck on as I think of my actions.
On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats.
I missed the part where the age of the mummified dino was given. Did you happen to catch it?
Or, is it possible that you believe mummified remains indicate a short period of time, therefore this video provides proof of your belief?
BobMbx on September 11, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Not so much this video, no age is given but the T-Rex video with the soft tissue makes it pretty clear that Dinos are not from millions of years ago. The other video with the BONES of Wooly Mammoths that are NOT fossils also clearly indicates, thousands of years maybe, but certainly NOT millions of years.
The problem for guys like Damon (and Leftards in general) is that they have absolutely no clue about what conservatives really believe or how they behave. This forces them to rely solely on the most cartoonish of stereotypes to anticipate conservative reactions, or to determine the veracity of information describing them. If I was certain that “conservative” meant people like Jethro Bodine or Elly Mae Clampett, I’d have no problem believing that Sarah Palin speaks in tongues and thinks dinosaurs became extinct because Noah wouldn’t let them on the ark.
Conservatives generally have a much more objective understanding of Lefties (dumb as we are). American Thinker had an excellent and insightful analysis on this phenomenon today. It’s well worth the read.
Anderson was, is and always will be a complete idiot. She’s a two-bit loser with absolutely no functional brain synapse activity. With any luck she’ll crawl back to the trash pile and burrow in deeply.
The guy who wrote that about the dinosaurs was on CNN of all places saying it was a joke. He saw the bizarre stories about Palin and so he set up his version of a “Mad” magazine site and just wrote the craziest things he could think of and the next thing he know people were emailing him saying have you heard this about Palin. He took it down. He said that to him it was obviously just a spoof, but people took it and ran. The left is desperate to the Nth degree about Sarah Palin.
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Well, when you lose your health insurance and get sick, or you or someone you love loses their battle to a disease that could have been cured via stem cell research, come back and tell me how proud you are to have cast your vote for a fundie dingbat like this.
When your kids start insisting to you that little children played with dinosaurs 4000 years ago, and they know it’s true because their public school teacher told them, come back and tell us how you like that.
When your job gets shipped over to China or Malaysia, and there are no other jobs you’re trained to do nearby, fill us all in on how McSame/Palin fit the bill for you.
Please. I’m begging you to.
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and apparently they’re being emailed around. Just one more thing to be aware of.
Posted by juliesa at September 8, 2008 05:08 PM
I became aware of this because idiot playwright Eve Ensler on HuffPo had some “information” in her column that didn’t sound quite right. It was something about Palin shooting 40 caribou at a time.
I googled around and found that MSNBC forum post, and one of the commenters there had a link to the original joke site.
Apparently the quotes were being emailed around, and the MSNBC post may have been the impetus for that. Because MSNBC is such a trusted source (rolling eyes).
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Ha… dinosaurs may still be here. No, that’s not a joke.
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 6:52 PM
Little known fact about Matt Damon:
He’s spent millions having reproductions of everything he wants made at 5/6 scale and furnishes his homes with them so he can feel like a normal sized male.
MikeZero on September 11, 2008 at 6:52 PM
Yes, which isn’t very good math. He should’ve said 6,000 years ago (4000BC).
Tzetzes on September 11, 2008 at 6:53 PM
More good news: Six A-bombs worth of Uranium goes “missing” in Iran.
Aristotle on September 11, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Dinosaurs lived along with man………So What???
maynila on September 11, 2008 at 6:55 PM
There is a reason Damon was a featured parody in Air America.
Topsecretk9 on September 11, 2008 at 6:55 PM
TEAM America, not Air – but that too.
Topsecretk9 on September 11, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Allah CNN debunked this two days ago. They even interveiwed the guy who made it up
Video is on my site
William Amos on September 11, 2008 at 6:56 PM
“I suckered Matt Damon”
BTW…who’s the post-op transsexual in the second video?
RobCon on September 11, 2008 at 6:56 PM
Zombies. BO’s camp is full of zombies.
Benjamin9 on September 11, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Three more (1+2), Hollywood Boobs!!!
bucko36 on September 11, 2008 at 6:57 PM
The second vid doesn’t work.
toliver on September 11, 2008 at 6:58 PM
People that think they are real smart are the easiest to fool.
Hollywood illiteratti to the rescue.
jukin on September 11, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Someone mentioned Team America???
rw on September 11, 2008 at 6:59 PM
One day, he will realize how much dough he threw away for a con man when conservatives (the ones with the money to attend movies), stop buying tickets to his movies. I think he is done. When will these dopes learn to keep their mouths shut?
flyoverland on September 11, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Someone needs to start up a site that posts the idiotic statements made by ignorant Hollywood Lefties for all the world to see.
DerKrieger on September 11, 2008 at 7:02 PM
duh.
Nyog_of_the_Bog on September 11, 2008 at 7:02 PM
Assclown.
Cicero43 on September 11, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Anybody got his email? I have a Nigerian business proposition for him. Sweet sweet $ , it could not get any easier.
bbz123 on September 11, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Watch the Discovery Channel sometime. Dinosaurs are still here, we call them birds. Birds are the direct descendants of small meat eating dinosaurs.
dentalque on September 11, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Porky Pig?
flyoverland on September 11, 2008 at 7:04 PM
I can’t wait for the second half of the Dynamic Duo, Ben Affleck to weigh in…
saltydogg14 on September 11, 2008 at 7:04 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Rick celebrity who went to Harvard supports Barack Obama. Doesn’t understand why Obama has trouble beating “Elitist” charges. More to come.
jimmy the notable on September 11, 2008 at 7:04 PM
Gah. rich, rich, celebrity.
jimmy the notable on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Matt Damon’s a fine actor, but he’s retarded (as is most of the Hollywood elite) when it comes to political issues.
For him to call out Palin, w/o looking at his own candidate’s lack of experience, is ridiculous.
nickj116 on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Love the pic! I can just see him saying, “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh! Maaaaaatt Daaaaamon. MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON! MATT DAMON!”
What a tool. Wait, at least a tool is useful, unlike Doofus Damon. Way to propagate an idiotic email, dumbass!
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Matt Damon reads cue cards in front of a camera for a living. ‘Nuff said.
SouthernGent on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
The great thing about being a gay man is that I can objectively look at Pam Hepatitis Anderson, her fat, fake lips and her ridiculously distorted boobs and call her for what she is — a stupid slut.
D2Boston on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Matt Damon! (Team America Version)
Weebork on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
“I don’t think in 8 weeks I’m going to know anything about her”
That’s about how long it would take Matt Damon to read a HotAir post with bullet points about Sarah Palin (or am I giving him too much credit?)
thirteen28 on September 11, 2008 at 7:06 PM
I don’t think Damon actually graduated. So, like most celebrities, he has nothing but a high school education (many of them don’t even have that) and delusions of grandeur.
Infidoll on September 11, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Matt, we can’t have you.
bloggless on September 11, 2008 at 7:08 PM
Just another comedy bit for the next Team America.
Spirit of 1776 on September 11, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Was that Pamela Anderson on Meet The Press?
surrounded on September 11, 2008 at 7:09 PM
D2Boston, we hets have the same opinion, except of course for the drug-addled rock star types, but birds if a feather I guess. Stupid sluts come on both genders.
bbz123 on September 11, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Pamela Anderson: “she can suck it”……coming from somebody who has and had it paraded all over the internet….right….like asking a meth-head his thoughts on a bear market, who cares…
Ozprey on September 11, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Gary Johnston: We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:11 PM
Wooly Mammoth BONES found, not fossils. Since they are not fossilized that means they are young.
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 7:11 PM
Well there were really big mammoths and saber toothed tigers, but no dinosaurs. I think the drive by media is so hysterical that they don’t know fact from fiction anymore. And then you get this Damon twit … I probably ought to go get another drink about now.
tarpon on September 11, 2008 at 7:12 PM
Harvard drop-out.
jaime on September 11, 2008 at 7:13 PM
One does not have to be gay to reach that conclusion, Boston. She’s a hideous caricature of the female archetype.
Sarah on the other hand…wowzers
ManlyRash on September 11, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Why does anyone stick a microphone in the face of a bimbo like Pam “Tammy Faye” Anderson and ask her about anything more complicated than “who did you sleep with last night”?
Cicero43 on September 11, 2008 at 7:13 PM
From the documentary TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
Tim Robbins: Actors!
[shouts]
Tim Robbins: Attack!
Helen Hunt: Helen Hunt!
Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel Jackson!
Matt Damon: Matt Damon!
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:14 PM
I reckon Matt never had a chance to watch Jurasic Park. Hell, we can almost smell back to 2000BC.
I bet the folks slummin’ it in Mesopotamia were real happy when the T-Rexs stopped stomping around in the Hanging Gardens (the original bull in the china shop).
Hmmm…now that I think about it, I wonder if the ancient Chinese secret of really white laundry had something to do with Megalodon.
Matt, what do you think? Really. I’m interested.
BobMbx on September 11, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Dinosaur – T-Rex Soft Tissue and blood Found! Once again, has to be young, soft tissue can’t last long. Dinosaurs are not from millions of years ago.
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 7:15 PM
MATT, YOU THE MAN! You’re a bit early but good job anyway. You’re new to this and probably excited so I can understand you jumping the gun. Just so you understand, when the vast-rightwing-conspiracy plans an October surprise it’s supposed to be in — well — October. But don’t fret, the early bird gets the worm, as they say. Anyway,Counter-intuitive propaganda tends to have a longer shelf-life than does the direct approach. By my last count 6 teenage girls are now paying attention and are firmly in the Obama camp, 6 wannabe Uber-spy teenage boys are also now Obamaites. This is for those who can only see the obvious. The brilliance of your move is that there are now at least 30,000 new McCain supporters who have reacted counter to your subtly counter-intuitive approach. Once this goes viral can you just imagine the number of people you will drive into the McCain camp. WAY TO GO! YOU THE MAN!
oldvannes on September 11, 2008 at 7:15 PM
or who’d you *suck*….
Ozprey on September 11, 2008 at 7:15 PM
I mean, really, I need to know if he really thinks he can kill 8 ninjas with his bare hands. Really, I need to know this before I see another Matt Damon movie. I want to know that, I really do. It’s scary that this guy could win an Academy Award. It’s absurd. It’s totally absurd, it’s a really terrifying possibility. We can’t have that.
dugan on September 11, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Maureen Dowd knows dynosaurs. They were still roaming the earth the last time she was considered relevent.
SuperCool on September 11, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Eh, what do you expect. Dowd was suckered in by Gloria Steinam and Betty Friedan decades ago and ended up an old spinster because of it. And she still thinks it’s all men’s fault.
thirteen28 on September 11, 2008 at 7:16 PM
missing sarc tag?
Cicero43 on September 11, 2008 at 7:18 PM
Ha.
Spirit of 1776 on September 11, 2008 at 7:18 PM
But at least he has an Oscar…. how many of his ditractors have an Oscar? He got it for a fictional screenplay, because he’s really big into fiction and fantasy…. uh wait, nevermind.
Hog Wild on September 11, 2008 at 7:19 PM
Iam not getting the thing about the dinasours.
An what the $#@& does this mean:
revolution on September 11, 2008 at 7:19 PM
Damon didn’t get suckered. He is a sucker.
Amy Proctor on September 11, 2008 at 7:19 PM
Damon is more entertaining in this interview than his movies! I think he’s on to something here!
m064404 on September 11, 2008 at 7:19 PM
These are not the dinosuars I…ah…used to know.
BobMbx on September 11, 2008 at 7:20 PM
Janeane Garofolo: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion.
Alec Baldwin: By following the rules of the Film Actor’s Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “Wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?”
Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:21 PM
Nope, dead serious. Did you watch the video?
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 7:21 PM
We are going to lose this one. A lot of normal people are starting to beleive the smears. They have the media, and the media will not let Obama lose.
BuckNutty on September 11, 2008 at 7:22 PM
Did you? The bogus voiceover isn’t even synced with the speakers’ lips. And why on Earth would Ron Reagan be talking about paleontology?
Matt Damon wouldn’t even be convinced.
Cicero43 on September 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Or got laid for that matter…
What is it with 99% of the lefty hags?? Dried up, bitter, old, nasty looking….
Just mean, petty bitches….
BigWyo on September 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Big time tech entrepreneur Jason Calacanis also swallowed the whole thing, hook, line, and sinker
TedInATL on September 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Matt Damon doesn’t need the help of nutroots to make himself look like a complete idiot!
He is his own idiot!
And Pam Anderson stopped offering intelligent insightful commentary on her 14th birthday.
pilamaye on September 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Junk science.
toliver on September 11, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Now that right there is funny….
I think Sean Boy has visited Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds waaaaaaaaay too many times…..
BobMbx on September 11, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Really? How about this one, is it junk science too?
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 7:26 PM
And Pam Anderson stopped offering intelligent insightful commentary on her 14th birthday.
pilamaye on September 11, 2008 at 7:23 PM
Did she ever have any kind of insightful commentary? EVER?
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:26 PM
Not a bad post…
…but I see the comments were a wast of my time.
Count to 10 on September 11, 2008 at 7:27 PM
Just pointing out that the line of attack on creationists believing humans and dinosaurs is a pretty old one.
Typhonsentra on September 11, 2008 at 7:28 PM
Oddly from what backtracking I did the main source seems to be Dowd. Huffpo and Kos both quote her as the source
William Amos on September 11, 2008 at 7:29 PM
The great thing about being a gay man is that I can objectively look at Pam Hepatitis Anderson, her fat, fake lips and her ridiculously distorted boobs and call her for what she is — a stupid slut.
D2Boston on September 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Dead on. As my dear departed mother used to say, “age is the great equalizer” Pam needs to realize her vavavavoom days are gone, and retire into seclusion with dignity instead of making a fool of herself trying to hold onto something artificially which gravity has decided she no longer possesses.
church on September 11, 2008 at 7:29 PM
Save it for a different site. There are still some standards on this one.
Buford Gooch on September 11, 2008 at 7:29 PM
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:11 PM Did I click a link to DailyKos?
E.Tex on September 11, 2008 at 7:30 PM
I missed the part where the age of the mummified dino was given. Did you happen to catch it?
Or, is it possible that you believe mummified remains indicate a short period of time, therefore this video provides proof of your belief?
BobMbx on September 11, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Someone’s link above this is this US Weekly Link
Wherein Damon is quoted saying:
If this is a true quote, then his fears have been realized
Topsecretk9 on September 11, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Science makes so much more sense than fable.
nukemhill on September 11, 2008 at 7:32 PM
She got the cheap ones then. ;) OT – I love mine, though I will have to say it’s the optics that ITALEE turns out that really make them worthwhile. Absolute turkey to find though.
SkinnerVic on September 11, 2008 at 7:33 PM
Matt meet Jack.
christene on September 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM
I’ll pass on that one, ’cause now adays, a Ben Affleck screed comes with a side of Jennifer “Airhead” Garner.
I can already see it now:
Affleck: “This is insane! Mortifying! Wait, what else did Matty say? Terrifying!”
Garner: ***sniffles*** “Sometimes…when I think about Sarah Palin…I cry.” ***sniffles***
Affleck: “Do you hear THAT, Mr. O’Rielly!?! HUH!?! The woman makes my wife CRY!!! You heartless bastards!”
Kevin Smith: “I totally agree with everything Matt and Ben said. They’re the smartest people I know. I mean, like the other day, when I was pondering my dad trying to wrangle a three-way with my mom and my godmother, I was like “Holy crap! If Ben and Matt were around back then, maybe the old man would have had a shot!” and it was like, score!”
Affleck: “Ya hear that Rush!?! I could’ve helped Kev’s dad land a three-way!!!”
Garner: ***sniffles*** “You know…sometimes…I think about Kevin’s dad…never getting that three-way…and…I cry!”***sniffles***
SuperCool on September 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Oh how i wish John Wayne was still around to slap some sense into these Hollywood idiots .
Mojack420 on September 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Sorry about the post with all the expletives. Just thought it’d be funny, quoting from Team America. Now I’ve gotta buy a bar of soap to suck on as I think of my actions.
SORRY!
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:35 PM
BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAA
Snorts
BWAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tears are falling on my face!
BWAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!one!
upinak on September 11, 2008 at 7:36 PM
I still have fond memories of Sean protecting N.O.’s with his boat and shotgun. Let’s not forget how much he hates space!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/sean-penn-phoenix.php
Ozprey on September 11, 2008 at 7:37 PM
I say KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MATT!
McCain/Palin needs MORE help like this!
MATT DAMON, MATT DAMON!
I’M MATT DAMON!
I LOVE TEAM AMERICA!
Conservaboomer on September 11, 2008 at 7:39 PM
Yeah! Matt Damon may be retarded, but Sean Penn is crazier than an outhouse rat!
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 7:40 PM
Not so much this video, no age is given but the T-Rex video with the soft tissue makes it pretty clear that Dinos are not from millions of years ago. The other video with the BONES of Wooly Mammoths that are NOT fossils also clearly indicates, thousands of years maybe, but certainly NOT millions of years.
Maxx on September 11, 2008 at 7:44 PM
The problem for guys like Damon (and Leftards in general) is that they have absolutely no clue about what conservatives really believe or how they behave. This forces them to rely solely on the most cartoonish of stereotypes to anticipate conservative reactions, or to determine the veracity of information describing them. If I was certain that “conservative” meant people like Jethro Bodine or Elly Mae Clampett, I’d have no problem believing that Sarah Palin speaks in tongues and thinks dinosaurs became extinct because Noah wouldn’t let them on the ark.
Conservatives generally have a much more objective understanding of Lefties (dumb as we are). American Thinker had an excellent and insightful analysis on this phenomenon today. It’s well worth the read.
Cicero43 on September 11, 2008 at 7:48 PM
Lexus-Nexus put’s it here Sept. 2nd.
http://unbearablebobness.typepad.com/
carbon_footprint on September 11, 2008 at 7:48 PM
Anderson was, is and always will be a complete idiot. She’s a two-bit loser with absolutely no functional brain synapse activity. With any luck she’ll crawl back to the trash pile and burrow in deeply.
rplat on September 11, 2008 at 7:54 PM
The guy who wrote that about the dinosaurs was on CNN of all places saying it was a joke. He saw the bizarre stories about Palin and so he set up his version of a “Mad” magazine site and just wrote the craziest things he could think of and the next thing he know people were emailing him saying have you heard this about Palin. He took it down. He said that to him it was obviously just a spoof, but people took it and ran. The left is desperate to the Nth degree about Sarah Palin.
Jdripper on September 11, 2008 at 7:54 PM
From Huffington Post.
carbon_footprint on September 11, 2008 at 7:56 PM
I posted this on Confederate Yankee 3 days ago:
I became aware of this because idiot playwright Eve Ensler on HuffPo had some “information” in her column that didn’t sound quite right. It was something about Palin shooting 40 caribou at a time.
I googled around and found that MSNBC forum post, and one of the commenters there had a link to the original joke site.
Apparently the quotes were being emailed around, and the MSNBC post may have been the impetus for that. Because MSNBC is such a trusted source (rolling eyes).
juliesa on September 11, 2008 at 7:56 PM
“She can suck it”, straight from the expert.
Bishop on September 11, 2008 at 7:57 PM
BTW, if you ever need solid, intelligent, insightful political analysis, I suggest you ask Matt Damon.
If that doesn’t work, you can try the kid bagging groceries at the local grocery store.
Bishop on September 11, 2008 at 7:59 PM
This is a better lonk, though, because in my CY comment, I linked page 5 of the MSNBC thread.
http://boards.msn.com/MSNBCboards/thread.aspx?threadid=765589&boardsparam=Page%3d1
juliesa on September 11, 2008 at 8:00 PM
bryan2369 on September 11, 2008 at 8:02 PM
“It’s amazing how the conservatives don’t get satire.” – Daily Kos, 7/27/2008
saint kansas on September 11, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Clearly Matt was not vetted.
moxie_neanderthal on September 11, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Does anyone this Matt Damon or Maureen Dowd care whether the “facts” give to them are accurate?
Cindy Munford on September 11, 2008 at 8:03 PM
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