dkeppner on September 10, 2008 at 4:54 PM

Actually, I think Gulls are a good analog.

Hand Salute.

Ready….Two.

Or maybe it was a battalion…

Bill Roper on September 10, 2008 at 4:25 PM

They’d send a whole division if they thought it would help.

At any rate, this source has spoken with at least one major media outlet that plans on doing a Sarah Palin bio in the near future.

Not to worry–nobody watches them any more; and, if they do watch, they don’t believe them.

Neither… that ultimate scum-feeding creature… maggots. – CapedConservative on September 10, 2008 at 4:29 PM

Biological note: maggots feed exclusively on dead flesh.

Dave Rywall on September 10, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Your desperation is palpable. And delicious.

We are conservative Americans. We wish to make the United States a truly free and truly prosperous republic. Your liberal political philosophy will be defeated and assimilated into the mainstream of normal American life. Obama’s political strength is overestimated and irrelevant. He will be defeated in November. Our victory is inevitable.

Resistance is futile.

They keep hangin’ around in Alaskan bars, somebody will eventually take ‘em out back to “see the eagle”…

“skuze me sir/maam? You heading to Delaware next to check on Joe (hairplug) Biden next? How about Chicago? Hmmm?”

I don’t recall any such public anal exam with Biden.

Has Gibson visited Ayers?
Has Couric chatted with Wright?
Has Brokaw interviewed Rezko?
Has anyone looked into the earmarks for Michelle O’s employer?

Hmm, I think that the difficulty in finding an apropriate animal analog is that everyting mentioned so far in some way has more significance or noble characteristic than the invaders looking for dirt on Gov. Palin
Marine_Bio on September 10, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Upinak’s fly comment rang the bells for this one:

Seagull
1 – soars only if the wind is right
2 – prefers scavenging, no matter what
3 – is loud and obnoxious
4 – is never far from a garbage dump, regardless of the distance from the sea

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And personally, I wouldn’t mess with the guy.

In 2008, 400 miles (640 km) from defending his Tesoro Iron Dog championship, he was injured and broke his arm[20] when he was thrown 70 feet[21] from his machine.[22] He was sent to the hospital but managed to finish in fourth place.[23] This race is the world’s longest[24] snowmobile race which traces the path of the Iditarod race with an extra journey of several hundred miles to Fairbanks added.

eaglewingz08 on September 10, 2008 at 3:07 PM
Hyenas are what I was thinking too, but I guess wolves go better with the Alaska theme. Speaking of which, last night CNN was running and re-running old footage of people shooting wolves from an airplane. And yes, they were going on and on about Palin’s approval of culling wolves.

forest on September 10, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Neither… that ultimate scum-feeding creature… maggots.

CC

Or maybe it was a battalion…

One weird data point: they’ve been asking questions about Todd Palin’s sponsors for his snowmachine races. That seems like an odd path to pursue, and it may presage another all-out attack on Palins’ family — or just a better picture of Todd’s sporting pursuits.

Um, the better to find any potential conflict of interest, I suppose…

I actually hope Troopergate gets high-profile coverage simply because Mike Wooten seems to have verbalized the dems’ game plan, hook, line, and sinker. He said he would bring down anybody who sided against him by accusing them falsely, knowing that the establishment would side with him.

That’s exactly what Henry Waxman and Congressional dems have been doing for the last 2 years. It’s what Mike Nifong did to the Duke lacrosse team and what Ronnie Earle did to Tom DeLay.

The mainstream media is part of that establishment, and their world will be swept away if some no-name “hicks” in Alaska are able to tell the whole world that the establishment media is naked. If the media and crooked politicians can truly be exposed by us little guys, Washington may just turn upside-down. And that’s more change than any of them wants.

This is definitely a David and Goliath battle, and the very fact that the truth has a chance to be heard is a breath of fresh air.

Spruce Bark Beetles – Actually cause damage, they will not.

Vultures/Buzzards – Actually thrive on rotting things, these folks will not find anything rotten to eat.

Ravens – Actually too intelligent to become embroilled in things dangerous, these folks are going to cause danger for the Obama camp by going too petty.

Hyenas – Too respectful of females

Wolves – Too noble.

Lugworms – Only marine biologists would recognize one, so not a very gripping choice, but I still think not bad.

I’m starting to think more along the lines of the parasites that cause Amoebic dysentery. Because:

1. Parasite that has no real shape
2. You KNOW when you have it.
3. You’re glad to get rid of it.

Comments?

What they don’t find they will make up. Their job is to weave a narrative that hopefully puts Palin on the defensive for a week or two in a mad attempt to to buy Obama some time to regain his footing. The October surprise gambit.

However that haunting sound they keep hearing in the back of their heads is Howard Cosell in broadcasting the “thriller from Wasilla” as he jumps up and screams, “Down goes Obama”.

The younger reporters keep seeing a nightmare replay of the Belmont stakes as “big brown” doesn’t even finish……Oh the pain of it all as it slips away!

patrick neid on September 10, 2008 at 3:55 PM

HC: I…cannot believe…the grace and brutality we have just witnessed here today Sarah~cuda was a finely tuned machine who wore her opponent down just by showing up…..the ineffectual misogynist jabs left openings for her PUMA strikes…..

“brew-tal”

If you are wondering about taking USweekley up on their 5 free magazine offer go her to see that they havent changed their ways at all

They even link a video to that idiot Matt Damon saying Sarah Palin is “scary” because she doesnt believe in Dinosaurs

William Amos on September 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM

In that vein, I was given a complementary sub to UsWeekly as an online promotion. When I called this morning to cancel, the UsWeekly receptionist laughed at me before she transferred me. The coffin lid was firmly nailed shut at this point, but that gave it a hermetic seal.

However that haunting sound they keep hearing in the back of their heads is Howard Cosell in broadcasting the “thriller from Wasilla” as he jumps up and screams, “Down goes Obama”.

The younger reporters keep seeing a nightmare replay of the Belmont stakes as “big brown” doesn’t even finish……Oh the pain of it all as it slips away!

If you are wondering about taking USweekley up on their 5 free magazine offer go her to see that they havent changed their ways at all

They even link a video to that idiot Matt Damon saying Sarah Palin is “scary” because she doesnt believe in Dinosaurs

William Amos on September 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM

Not even Barney?? Wait…I don’t either!