Video: The rejected Sarah Palin convention bio
posted at 11:45 am on September 7, 2008 by Allahpundit
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If they had run this, Pennsylvania and Ohio would already be mounted over the fireplace.
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Har-dee-har…I bet Sarah thinks it’s funny.
Christine on September 7, 2008 at 11:49 AM
I was just looking at the political cartoons. Similar “kill things” theme there. So are rather obnoxious.
Although there is a nifty one with a pile of bodies on the convention floor and her looking down at the bloody sword in her hand saying “Darn, broke a nail.”
Count to 10 on September 7, 2008 at 11:50 AM
“Now Sarah faces the biggest challenge in her life…not involving wolves”
pretty good.
crr6 on September 7, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Yep, but look out…
Cause now she’s hunting bigger game… Media…
Romeo13 on September 7, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Ah, “Some are rather obnoxious.”
Count to 10 on September 7, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Fun stuff. Ridiculous and funny, still this meme of Sarah as wild woman of the west will only endear her to the American people–maybe not the ultra liberal pansies, but they would never vote Republican anyway.
BryanS on September 7, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Everyone of these “entertainers” had better be careful; we are already sick of their ultra Liberal views. Make fun of Sarah all you want you Liberal nutters, but you had better do the same with Obama.
“Fair” we can deal with; “balanced” it had better be!
Keemo on September 7, 2008 at 11:52 AM
They just keep making me love her even more.
TheSitRep on September 7, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Does this show have a similar spoof on Obama or are they afraid of offending someone?
Bishop on September 7, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Absolutey, This is a multi-million dollar ad for McCain/Palin08.
Cost Zero!
Cost Zero, get it?
TheSitRep on September 7, 2008 at 11:54 AM
I thought it was hilarious. If it was an attempt to denigrate her, it was do over-the-top that it failed miserable.
The part with her drinking fresh reindeer blood makes me want to vote for her even more.
MadisonConservative on September 7, 2008 at 11:55 AM
In San Francisco, they think this is serious and wonder why the audience is laughing.
Kafir on September 7, 2008 at 11:55 AM
I literally LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!!MCCAIN/PALIN 2008 KILL STUFF to funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 11:56 AM
Barack Obama:
Arugula eater, community organizer, arugula eater.
Bishop on September 7, 2008 at 11:57 AM
BINGO! If the video was meant to turn people off it will have the opposite effect, due in no small part to the fact that she is so physically attractive. Arctic Fox, indeed.
The best line in the whole thing is Jimmy Kimmel’s throwaway line at the end of the video: “She didn’t kill anything that didn’t need killing.”
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Oh, and BTW: Anybody noticing how the ultra Liberal Oprah is doing with her refusal to interview Sarah. Just watch as Oprah loses big time with this show of biased behavior. In the tank for Obama, and no buddy is going to force the white girl on Oprah.
As has been stated at HA on numerous occasions, the racism on display with Democrats no longer wears a mask.
Keemo on September 7, 2008 at 11:58 AM
I don’t know why liberals would be upset that she kills her own food. It’s organic!
Ordinary1 on September 7, 2008 at 11:58 AM
I’m not so sure about Jimmy Kimmel. I watched him when he was on Ben Stein’s show and then followed his career afterward. Something tells me Kimmel is closet conservative.
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Palin thinks and acts locally. She’s organic. Isn’t that was they want?
lorien1973 on September 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM
I read somewhere else that one of the Governor’s Alaska opponents described her position on energy exploration as “cut, kill, dig and drill.” He didn’t mean it as a compliment but I thought it might actually be a fairly workable campaign slogan.
Bennett on September 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Kimmel isn’t very political, as far as I can tell. He’d probably fall best under libertarian, based upon what I’ve seen on him.
lorien1973 on September 7, 2008 at 12:01 PM
I love Sarah and I thought that was funny.
CanadianGuy on September 7, 2008 at 12:02 PM
Correction: “She never shot anything that didn’t need killing.”
Sorry.
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Yup…makes sense.
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 12:03 PM
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Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:04 PM
I was hoping SNL and Mad TV would have good stuff this week, but they are still in reruns. Granted, it is hit and miss with those guys, but I would ask Mad TV consider Bobby Lee in the role of the explorer of the fever swamps, Andrew “Dr. Livingston I presume” Sullivan.
Mr. Joe on September 7, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Hmmmm
Yup liberal trash.
Notice the sublimiabl sugestion of trailer trash? They are trying to equate then to the Clintons.
Rick007 on September 7, 2008 at 12:04 PM
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lorien1973 on September 7, 2008 at 12:07 PM
ZOMG … I WANT a bumper sticker:
McCain/PALIN: Let’s. Kill. Stuff.
fretless on September 7, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Ha that was good.
Dash on September 7, 2008 at 12:07 PM
if this is the best they can do they have all ready failed.
Tommy_G on September 7, 2008 at 12:08 PM
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William Amos on September 7, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Be vewy, vewy quiet…we’re hunting democwats.
flipflop on September 7, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Well, I hope you are a BIG Marine then.
Semper Fi
Over.
1GooDDaDDy on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
They got the trout fishing degree wrong, it should say “Sarah Heath” not “Palin” as she hadn’t caught her Eskimo in a bear trap at that point. :)
digitalintrigue on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I would like to know more about the guns she owns and some of her favorite ammo.
I would also like to know if she hunts like lurch and crawls on her belly with her trusty shotgun to kill and maim these moose.
John Doe on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
In case anyone is interested, there is a good roundup of political cartoons at http://cagle.msnbc.com/
Beware, though: only about three of the artists there could be considered conservative, and the rest have really gone around the bend for the Dems.
Count to 10 on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I thought it was mostly funny. Makes me like Sarah even more. I bet if the media hounded her, all she’d have to do is give them a look and take one step toward them and they’d fall backward over each other. She is indeed Wonder Woman.
Coronagold on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I do think this is the first time Jimmy Kimmel has ever made me laugh. :)
irishspy on September 7, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Tough, rugged only applies to Democrats after all, even tho they eat philly cheese steak sandwichs with their pinky sticking up.
Neo on September 7, 2008 at 12:14 PM
I think it’s hilarious. And even more so ’cause that’s definitely not a moose in that picture. LOL
Deanna on September 7, 2008 at 12:15 PM
It was sorta funny, but they went overboard on the “Palin has political accomplishment, Palin blasts a woodland critter” pattern. Got tedious.
doubleplusundead on September 7, 2008 at 12:16 PM
With Swiss cheese…
doubleplusundead on September 7, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:18 PM
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ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 12:21 PM
William Amos on September 7, 2008 at 12:08 PM thanks william? i hope!!! lmao
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:21 PM
1GooDDaDDy on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
im a big one lol
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Mostly funny, but it trended a little bitter toward the end, I thought, starting with the baby seal clubbing.
We love Sarah-like women — intelligent, attractive, competitive, competent, strong can-do wizards. Winners, not whiners. Winners, not victims. Thatchers, not Steinems.
Pa-lin! Pa-lin! Pa-lin!
petefrt on September 7, 2008 at 12:30 PM
I LOVE that video.
former Army infantry hoo-ah!
Mojave Mark on September 7, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Bennett on September 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I read somewhere else that one of the Governor’s Alaska opponents described her position on energy exploration as “cut, kill, dig and drill.” He didn’t mean it as a compliment but I thought it might actually be a fairly workable campaign slogan.
Bennett on September 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:32 PM
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lorien1973 on September 7, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Very funny. I like Kimmel. He was obviously using absurdity to illustrate the absurd. I read this video as making fun of the libs and media.
fossten on September 7, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Interesting…
Soooo… Journalism Degrees are now the equivalent of Trout Fishing….
Except that trout fishing degrees at least produce food.
Romeo13 on September 7, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Palin thinks and acts locally. She’s organic. Isn’t that was they want?
lorien1973 on September 7, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Isn’t that what the buzz word “locavore” so favored by the ultra hip, for eating locally grown (killed in this case)?
I go to our farmers’ market here, but didn’t realize til only recently there was an actual “word” for it.
tru2tx on September 7, 2008 at 12:37 PM
That’s hilarious!
In a saner world than ‘08, one could both laugh at and admire public figures all at once. Shame the Dems had to kill that.
John Kerry was a good example of a candidate too frighteningly awful to derive any amusement from. Osama Obama is even worse.
MrScribbler on September 7, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Well, I hope you are a BIG Marine then.
Semper Fi
Over.
1GooDDaDDy on September 7, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Marines for Mccain on September 7, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Rick007 @ 12:04 PM
The Valley Trash t-shirts in the video is a reference to some butheads comment that she sounded like a valley girl but she and her family were a bunch of hicks, therefore “valley trash”!
The video was funny and I think the Palin family would get a kick out of it.
Vince on September 7, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Palin will field dress Osama Bin Laden next!
Palin-McCain 2008!
profitsbeard on September 7, 2008 at 12:43 PM
That was absolutely GREAT!!! I really liked the line about “the husband in the bear trap”… I think KIMMEL is slowly taking over nights… The MSM is SO AFRAID of this LADY, it is almost BORDERLINE HYSTERICS… Gotta love it…
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Et tu Brute on September 7, 2008 at 12:48 PM
You know what would be REALLY funny is a cartoon of Chrissy Matthews spitted out like a luau pig with an apple in his mouth. Maybe slap him on some country-styule dinner table with a happy Michigan family gathered ’round. Forks & knives at the ready. Ho ho ho!!! Sure, it would be a little crass, but hey, it’s all in good fun. The Left loathes us, but that’s okay. The feeling’s mutual.
argos on September 7, 2008 at 1:00 PM
Note to Kos Morons:
This is a parody; not breaking news.
RobCon on September 7, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Anybody can claim to support our troops but we actually do the “grunt” work. :)
platypus on September 7, 2008 at 1:02 PM
Kimmel’s good buddy Adam Carolla from their cable collaboration The Man Show is reportedly one of the closet conservatives who attended a recent Hollywood fundraiser for McCain.
I’ve been following the careers of Kimmel and Carolla since their big break on the Kevin and Bean morning radio show on the World Famous KROQ. I don’t know Kimmel’s political affiliation, but I can assure you he is no liberal. Brit Hume uses Kimmel’s hilarious video clips frequently to close his Special Report program.
Kevin and Bean also launched the careers of former MTV VJ Kennedy Montgomery, a GOP-leaning libertarian whose schtick while on their show was her very real crush on Dan Quayle, and the parody artist known as Richard Cheese.
Terrie on September 7, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Baby seals and hockey sticks. Great stuff.
Hog Wild on September 7, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Thanks, Terrie…you confirmed what I suspected.
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 1:19 PM
It wasn’t. It was meant to be funny, a satiristic commentary similar to Allah’s, “They really like the moose-hunting meme, huh?“
calbear on September 7, 2008 at 1:21 PM
Semper fidelis.
ManlyRash on September 7, 2008 at 1:22 PM
I laughed good and hard when I saw this. That’s the difference between us and the libs. They have no sense of humor or healthy perspective. It’s all doom and gloom and if anything close to this had run spoofing Obama they’d be trying to get the Kimmel’s show off the air. They are so insecure in their beliefs (because deep down they know they’re wrong) that they cannot laugh at themselves.
muggedbyreality on September 7, 2008 at 1:29 PM
It’s a keeper!
whitetop on September 7, 2008 at 1:37 PM
This is the funniest thing Kimmel has done yet. And I don’t care what political views he holds, after the trashing of the Oprah Kimmel and Carolla did on The Man Show, he can be anything he wants to be.
thekingtut on September 7, 2008 at 1:47 PM
I can tell you, as a hunter, she’d hate that video as much as I do.
Good hunters have the greatest respect for the animals they harvest. Their greatest disappointment, greatest shame, is to make a mistake that makes the animal suffer for any significant length of time.
She’d hate that video. Any real hunter never thinks like that. Idiots think like that.
RBMN on September 7, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Then you must not have seen his stuff on Lost.
jjjen on September 7, 2008 at 2:17 PM
All jokes aside, there is one issue that Sarah Palin really does need to address.
equanimous on September 7, 2008 at 2:44 PM
Funny stuff. Mooseburgers…. yum.
Maxx on September 7, 2008 at 3:04 PM
That was great and only makes me like her more.
Metro on September 7, 2008 at 3:08 PM
RBMN on September 7, 2008 at 2:16 PM
Say it with me…P-A-R-O-D-Y
It was meant to be over the top, because that is how the libs see her…its not meant to be a documentary.
She would laugh, its funny, for the same reason Rush Limbaugh’s Born Free is funny whenever there is an animal rights update.
Conservative Voice on September 7, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Hehe, I liked it
Baphomet on September 7, 2008 at 4:02 PM
So does this mean the democratic party has changed their mascot from the ass(dean) to the moose?
leetpriest on September 7, 2008 at 4:42 PM
You’re stupid. I gave that site a hit that didn’t deserve it.
Mr_Magoo on September 7, 2008 at 5:02 PM
My kinda girl. Lets go liberal huntin!
Kini on September 7, 2008 at 5:25 PM
I particularly liked the part where she clubs a baby harp seal with a hockey stick. Perhaps this is because I often like to mention my “love for clubbing seals” as a button pushing comment when dealing with libs and people with no sense of humor. It’s becomes something of a trademark for me. In the virtual world of Second Life, I even made a pet seal I named “Clubby” that walks are with me, anything for a laugh. That video definitely kicks ass!
Honoris Causa…
Silverblade on September 7, 2008 at 5:31 PM
eh I though it was kinda funny…then again, I thought the new microsoft advertisement was kinda funny, and considering most everyone hated it, maybe my sense of humor is a bit off.
equanimous on September 7, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Not only that, she only eats free-range moose!
taznar on September 7, 2008 at 6:08 PM
I don’t know how things work in the Palin clan, but I would have had a field day with this if it was about my mother. I’d have been quoting from it for months just to needle my mother.
Funny, without being disrespectful.
jaleach on September 7, 2008 at 7:26 PM
Sure, as long as the Dem candidate does the same.
Wait a minute…what did I just say? Hair plugs without a stitch of clothing on? OH MY GOD MY EYES!!!!!
jaleach on September 7, 2008 at 7:29 PM
bumper sticker ‘Lets Kill Stuff’
Sign of the times cause you know P-Diddy warned of major riots if BO stinks up the place.
sonnyspats1 on September 7, 2008 at 7:40 PM
Didja notice how she made that one kill shot off hand?
Man, that’s hot.
Scribbler on September 7, 2008 at 8:56 PM
ROFLMAO!
My sides are still hurting!
Wildcatter1980 on September 7, 2008 at 9:29 PM
Um.. Aren’t you being a bit redundant? :)
Sorry, I couldn’t help it being an Air Force vet. AIM HIGH!
shick on September 7, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Funnier yet, they could do a National of Omaha video with Sarah Palin chasing down a gazelle in slow motion. That would be funny.
shick on September 7, 2008 at 9:50 PM
They don’t think that lead is organic. And like steel, it probably doesn’t melt in fire, either. They’re both metals, right?
ss396 on September 7, 2008 at 11:07 PM
LOL not involving wolves? Have they ever been to DC, or even watched the news?
boomer on September 7, 2008 at 11:29 PM
They forgot this target she is going after…
right2bright on September 8, 2008 at 12:00 AM
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