Video: The rejected Sarah Palin convention bio

posted at 11:45 am on September 7, 2008 by Allahpundit

If they had run this, Pennsylvania and Ohio would already be mounted over the fireplace.


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I so LOLed. There is win in that one.

spmat on September 8, 2008 at 12:09 AM

“…and strangled a polar bear with a piano wire.”

Priceless!

The only sour note: the “Valley Trash” T-shirts worn by the family.

RD on September 8, 2008 at 1:58 AM

That degree has her last name as “Palin”. She hadn’t married Todd Palin yet. I’ll bet the whole thing is fake.

Tommygun on September 8, 2008 at 3:41 AM

Barack Obama:

Arugula eater, community organizer, arugula eater.

Bishop on September 7, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Hey dont be hating on Barack, hes eaten arugula in all 57 states and have you priced arugula lately?

Marines for Mccain on September 8, 2008 at 7:00 AM

A little gossip I heard ,pass it on if you like,that Michelle Obama is really Rev [GD AMERICA]Wright and Angela[BIG OLD AFRO]Davis lovechild.

Marines for Mccain on September 8, 2008 at 7:05 AM

And, is it just me or is Ophrah looking more like Aunt Jemimah as she gets older and fatter? And p.s. Sarah want have time to do a sitdown with Ophrah[cry my fake eyelashes out]Winfrey when the campaign is over ,because she will be doing,well,vp type thangs.Mccain 54% Osama 44% among likely voters!!!! Have a nice day true Americans.

Marines for Mccain on September 8, 2008 at 7:12 AM

“McCain and Palin, the most lethal team in history.” It has a certain ring to it….

moxie_neanderthal on September 8, 2008 at 8:55 AM

54/44 or fight!

eaglewingz08 on September 8, 2008 at 9:25 AM

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