The gospel according to The One: Encounter in the temple
posted at 4:30 pm on August 26, 2008 by Allahpundit
A reading from the Book of Potfry. Not as profound as The One’s teachings about casting the first stone, but the gleam of inspiration on the blind’s man in the presence of Hopenchange speaks volumes. May it touch your heart as it has mine.
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Behold the melting of an atheist’s heart.
Obama is the miracle worker, the lightbringer.
Slublog on August 26, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Just words?
My collie says:
CyberCipher on August 26, 2008 at 4:36 PM
These are absolute genius.
Damiano on August 26, 2008 at 4:39 PM
HAHAHHAHA!! good job Potfry keep them coming! i liked the other one better but keep them coming!
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/08/21/video-the-gospel-according-to-the-one/
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 4:40 PM
The Russian Bear invading one of the oldest Christian Nations. A battle between good and evil in Messopotamia. Nancy Pelosi rewriting the doctrine of the Catholic Church on national TV and drawing the ire of the Church Fathers. A category 5 hurricane heading for New Orleans, again. These are biblical times. May lightning strike Chris Matthews down. Please.
D0WNT0WN on August 26, 2008 at 4:42 PM
It would look even more realistic if Obama shifted his eyes back and forth, reading from the Holy TelePrompTer.
Karl on August 26, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Chris Matthews’ leg thrill never gets old. Never!
Marcus on August 26, 2008 at 4:43 PM
If Obama doesn’t make it, they have to create one with him on the cross. It’s an absolute must.
Entelechy on August 26, 2008 at 4:44 PM
These are Gold….
Someone should work in Ayers saying “we should have done more” as one of the apostles.
sven10077 on August 26, 2008 at 4:45 PM
I wanna see Barack playing the part of Daniel.
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 4:47 PM
lol
unseen on August 26, 2008 at 4:47 PM
HAHAHA! “Thank you, St. Paul!!”
surrounded on August 26, 2008 at 4:51 PM
I’d like to see one with a realistic train wreck.
JimK on August 26, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Hopefully Williams and Potfry read the comments. Karl’s suggestion is a great one.
Entelechy on August 26, 2008 at 4:51 PM
“That’s Gold, Jerry! Gold!” – Kenny Bania
Seriously, how can we not be the greatest nation on God’s green earth with imagination like this? Both vids are excellento-pimento!
Mr_Magoo on August 26, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Daniel 5:7-12
7 The king called out for the enchanters, astrologers [b] and diviners to be brought and said to these wise men of Babylon, “Whoever reads this writing and tells me what it means will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around his neck, and he will be made the third highest ruler in the kingdom.”
8 Then all the king’s wise men came in, but they could not read the writing or tell the king what it meant. 9 So King Belshazzar became even more terrified and his face grew more pale. His nobles were baffled.
10 The queen, [c] hearing the voices of the king and his nobles, came into the banquet hall. “O king, live forever!” she said. “Don’t be alarmed! Don’t look so pale! 11 There is a man in your kingdom who has the spirit of the holy gods in him. In the time of your father he was found to have insight and intelligence and wisdom like that of the gods. King Nebuchadnezzar your father—your father the king, I say—appointed him chief of the magicians, enchanters, astrologers and diviners. 12 This man Daniel, whom the king called Belteshazzar, was found to have a keen mind and knowledge and understanding, and also the ability to interpret dreams, explain riddles and solve difficult problems. Call for Daniel, and he will tell you what the writing means.”
Daniel/Obama thats above my pay grade, but you know what.. we could save just as much money(then play that mega gaffe clip where he loses it) then go into the tires one..
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Daniel%205%20;&version=31;
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 4:53 PM
News so fake…..
jukin on August 26, 2008 at 4:53 PM
Amazingly done. I love the way his face contorts.
Ordinary1 on August 26, 2008 at 4:53 PM
Chris Matthews was given to us for “such a time as this.”
Mr_Magoo on August 26, 2008 at 4:54 PM
I thought it was gonna be about his nose job.
bloggless on August 26, 2008 at 4:57 PM
God has numbered the days of your reign and brought it to an end.
You have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
Your kingdom is divided and given to the Medes and Persians.”
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 5:02 PM
Since I’m on dialup I don’t normally do video, but that one was worth the wait. Two thumbs up.
rockhauler on August 26, 2008 at 5:04 PM
KARL! I wish you would do your thing somewhere instead of Jeff’s place. I bet Ace would love to have you blog at the HQ. I really, really miss your posts from Protein Wisdom.
The Apologist on August 26, 2008 at 5:07 PM
I’ve those Chris Mathews tingly blues
BobMbx on August 26, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Thus spaketh the Dali-bama
RocketmanBob on August 26, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Ha! Good stuff. The first one was even better.
I wish I knew how to do this stuff, I’d make a vid showing Obama as a ventriloquist with Jeff Dunham’s puppet “Walter” as Joe Biden sittin’ on his lap, being his “attack dummy”, you know, ’cause >O< Himself is above all that.
Tony737 on August 26, 2008 at 5:22 PM
And the eyes after the “Above my pay grade.”
- The Cat
P.S. Like someone said before, there hasn’t been a thing called a tune up for cars made after 1986 or something like that.
MirCat on August 26, 2008 at 5:30 PM
“Hold on, I can’t hear myself.” – Master
(I must be talking, my lips are moving.)
Mr_Magoo on August 26, 2008 at 5:38 PM
Its funny how that is actually my favorite Jesus movie. And Robert Powell was so fine, God forgive me, as Jesus. What freaks me out is the way you make Obie1nobody’s eyes move?
Mercy4Me on August 26, 2008 at 5:39 PM
I don’t get it.
apacalyps on August 26, 2008 at 5:39 PM
Potfry you should make a revision to this and add in more audio where Obama says, “I Inhaled Frequently that was the point”
Have him say, “there were times when i experimented with drugs and drank I inhaled frequently that was the point and what i trace this to is a certain selfishness on my part”
Add that into the audio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpBzQI_7ez8
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 5:46 PM
Obama and Biden, sounds alot like Osama bin Laden. does it not?
ha
jp on August 26, 2008 at 5:48 PM
Joementum, what exactly is a “mainstream” African American? Are there degrees of African American? Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
RAVA: Maybe you think we’re in cahoots.
ELAINE: No, no.. but it is quite a coincidence.
RAVA: Yes, that’s all, a coincidence!
ELAINE: A big coincidence.
RAVA: Not a big coincidence. A coincidence!
ELAINE: No, that’s a big coincidence.
RAVA: That’s what a coincidence is! There are no small coincidences and big coincidences!
ELAINE: No, there are degrees of coincidences.
RAVA: No, there are only coincidences! ..Ask anyone! (Enraged, she asks everone in the elevator) Are there big coincidences and small coincidences, or just coincidences? (Silent) ..Well?! Well?!..
(Everyone just kinda shrugs, then murmurs. The doors open)
MAN: Will you put that cigarette out?!
RAVA: (Pointing the lit end at him) Maybe I put it out on your face! (To Elaine) It’s just like Ray said – you and Jerry are jealous of our love. You’re trying to destroy us.
ELAINE: Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?
Mr_Magoo on August 26, 2008 at 5:49 PM
You gotta get Hillary in there with her mocking “..the clouds will part, the Heavans will open up and all will be right with the world!”
Star20 on August 26, 2008 at 5:49 PM
I love how they mix the “Yes We Can” chanting with the rest of the marketplace noise, including the donkeys braying. Inspired.
Mr_Magoo on August 26, 2008 at 5:51 PM
I thought you meant throw into the lions den and see what happens.
Corsair on August 26, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Well, at least you’re honest.
Buy Danish on August 26, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Absolutely sacra-licious!
Drunken Angry Clown on August 26, 2008 at 6:59 PM
This was pretty good, but the first one was much better.
jgapinoy on August 26, 2008 at 7:01 PM
I, for one, do not welcome our new Socialist overlords.
hillbillyjim on August 26, 2008 at 7:18 PM
LMAO.. how do you Obama would do?
Chakra Hammer on August 26, 2008 at 8:19 PM
TNOYF: How do you do that?…it’s magnificent.
This week should provide enough fodder to last to November.
BobMbx on August 26, 2008 at 8:43 PM
The video editing is Photoshop Premiere, and the facial movements and talking are done with Crazy Talk, a software we just discovered and are still getting acquainted with.
Potfry on August 26, 2008 at 9:53 PM
Fabulous.
drjohn on August 26, 2008 at 11:37 PM
very good. heheh.
max on August 26, 2008 at 11:52 PM
I can’t wait for the sequel, when they throw High Priest Wright under the ox cart!
Shy Guy on August 27, 2008 at 2:34 AM
Actually, don’t you mean a prequel?
Wildcatter1980 on August 27, 2008 at 11:20 AM
This is priceless!
Wildcatter1980 on August 27, 2008 at 11:20 AM