Video: Live from the Democratic convention, it’s … Michelle?
posted at 10:20 am on August 22, 2008 by Allahpundit
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How could she resist the lure of Truthers, anarchists, Hillary nuts, and assorted victimized progressives from every planet in the left-wing galaxy turning Denver into the Mos Eisley cantina for a week? The Mint levitation alone is worth the cost of transportation.
Prediction: The protests will be an enormous fizzle, but the harrowing stories of young liberals having to survive on juice and graham crackers for a few hours inside “Gitmo on the Platte” will haunt America forever. Exit quotation: “There’ll be a lot of estrogen and a lot of aggrieved people here for sure.”
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Go Michelle! Did she bring produce to throw? If she didn’t, let her know that there’s some wonderful organic markets in Denver.
shick on August 22, 2008 at 10:23 AM
The cat is out of the bag: Michelle is Obama’s secret VP pick.
Halley on August 22, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Hubba Hubba.
And, yeah, I am very much welcome to hear Michelle’s enlightened comentary on the proceedings.
Lawrence on August 22, 2008 at 10:23 AM
The most beautiful, intelligent person there. Bar none.
carbon_footprint on August 22, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Well, Michael Moore visited the last Republican Convention. Fair is fair.
jgapinoy on August 22, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Look behind Michelle. Reminds me of the 2008 Olympic opening.
shick on August 22, 2008 at 10:24 AM
I lived in Denver for two years and didn’t even know there was a Platte river there.
JiangxiDad on August 22, 2008 at 10:25 AM
hope there are live cams all over the place.
trailortrash on August 22, 2008 at 10:26 AM
oh, and seriously, I hope she is careful and stays safe.
JiangxiDad on August 22, 2008 at 10:26 AM
The most beautiful, intelligent person there. Bar none.
carbon_footprint on August 22, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Not if I was there.
Bishop on August 22, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Starting Saturday, Denver is going to be the official Moonbat Mecca!
pilamaye on August 22, 2008 at 10:27 AM
I hope you packed the “Spit Screen”!
PappaMac on August 22, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Also for your convention watching pleasure,
Stay Tuned for One-of-a-Kind Grassroots New Media Coverage of Democratic National Convention
RushBaby on August 22, 2008 at 10:28 AM
oh, and seriously, I hope she is careful and stays safe.
JiangxiDad on August 22, 2008 at 10:26 AM
The conservative press area at the convention will resemble the country bar scene from the ‘Blues Brothers’ movie, chickenwire and all.
Bishop on August 22, 2008 at 10:29 AM
I should be quiet. I just thought that the Republican Convention might look sort of the same. I could be eating my own words.
shick on August 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Talk about being behind the lines. We look forward to your commentary Michelle and seriously, watch your back.
Geronimo on August 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM
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Clearly. The DNC has an abundance of estrogen as well as aggrieved people in it, so no surprize there.
Think_b4_speaking on August 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM
I hope code pink has washed before they attend. That would just be, well, nasty.
Geronimo on August 22, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Michelle is braver than I.
Then again, I’m allergic to patchouli and rage.
sulla on August 22, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Brave woman.
If I were to go, I’d treat the place as if it were a safari, and not extend any arms outside the window of my range rover while it was in motion. Even more so, don’t let any of the delegates near, or they might get up on the vehicle and this might happen.
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 10:33 AM
LOL at the ‘Mint Levitation’, I swear to God these people could give the jihadis a run for their money in the “bat ass crazy” category.
Bishop on August 22, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Should be amusing as when these same types of people tried to levitate the pentagon about 3 decades ago, Bishop.
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Since Dems are blessed (/s) with selective hearing, Michelle will do fine. All the libs will be too busy eating up her snarkiness about McCain to care if she happens to diss their peeps.
MrScribbler on August 22, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Should be amusing as when these same types of people tried to levitate the pentagon about 3 decades ago, Bishop.
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Did it work?
Bishop on August 22, 2008 at 10:39 AM
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It probably was the same people – as they age, they become even more ludicrous.
Think_b4_speaking on August 22, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Juice and Graham Crackers! Where do I sign up.
ronsfi on August 22, 2008 at 10:39 AM
I hope code pink has washed before they attend. That would just be, well, nasty.
Geronimo on August 22, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Forget washing, I just hope they keep their tops on. Gross!
Bambi on August 22, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Well said, sir. :-)
Hawkins1701 on August 22, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Welcome to Denver MM…
Good luck down at what some of us locals have been calling the New Denver Zoo… used to be called LoDo… gonna stay away from downtown..
Romeo13 on August 22, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Michelle just don’t shower for a couple of days and you will be fine.
terryannonline on August 22, 2008 at 10:43 AM
stocking up on popcorn now.
I hope Michelle has got all of her shots. Denver will be ground zero for every filthy moonbats and their festering soars
Mojack420 on August 22, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Same here, Michelle. These people don’t take too kindly to having their hate exposed.
BohicaTwentyTwo on August 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Denver Cops Told to Ignore Marijuana Use During Democratic Convention
Brat on August 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Teh evil neocons countered the brave and courageous protesters with the pure hearts – with their own black-magic voodoo to keep the Pentagon building down. Otherwise the protesters would have prevailed.
Score one more for the blackest of black hearts war mongers of Pentagon Inc.
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Wow, she IS fearless.
Michelle is probably in more real, physical danger there than she was in Iraq.
Wait– is Geraldo covering the convention?
benjamin on August 22, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Not surprised. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lot more going on than just that. As long as nothing breaks out in the manner of the ‘zombietime’ reports of SanFran and Berkley, then everything will be relatively fine. But keep a sharp eye, none the less. These are, after all, democrats.
I’d make sure someone was always around with the car for a speedy exit just in case.
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 10:49 AM
The American loving patriot Michelle. Not BHO’s America hating Michelle.
Keep the mace and pepper spray handy. You are in hostile enemy territory. And that’s just among the MSM.
roninacreage on August 22, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Good job, Fox:
Hannibal Smith on August 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM
I’m sure it’ll get ugly, but Michelle is used to the nutjobs. Should provide for some interesting commentary.
JammieWearingFool on August 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM
heh…saw her this morning when she talked about this. It won’t be boring, that’s for sure!
And plan for truthermania at the GOP convention too…
JetBoy on August 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Can we get an address to send Michelle some Beef Jerky??
Heck, if we sent her enough she could make a fortune on resale to hypocrites at the convention.
EJDolbow on August 22, 2008 at 10:52 AM
And seriously, if I were there, I would watch your back.
carbon_footprint on August 22, 2008 at 10:52 AM
P.S.
I love that banner there: DNC Protests…Dozens expected in Denver
JetBoy on August 22, 2008 at 10:52 AM
And use “liberal” amounts of profanity and you will be incognita perfecta.
whitetop on August 22, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Got my beer and popcorn ready.
GarandFan on August 22, 2008 at 11:02 AM
You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…
juanito on August 22, 2008 at 11:04 AM
A stranger in a (very) strange land.
ReubenJCogburn on August 22, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Might as well take a side trip to visit the Air Force Academy while you’re there.
Stay safe, our prayers are with you, as always.
Zorro on August 22, 2008 at 11:10 AM
My thoughts exactly. Michelle brings out the worst in lefties because they view her as a gender-n-race traitor. Fox needs to provide her with bodyguards.
Anton on August 22, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Stay safe Michelle. It’ll probably be safer in Afghanistan than Denver this week…hope you’re packing heat…
elduende on August 22, 2008 at 11:10 AM
There isn’t a single atom or aspect of Michelle that comes close to resembling any of Michael Moore.
Some people should think before posting.
fossten on August 22, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Yea, but Dimocraps don’t inhale, right?
I’m still surprised that they make Body Armor that small...
Mazztek on August 22, 2008 at 11:19 AM
“There’ll be a lot of estrogen and a lot of aggrieved people here for sure.”
And that’s just the “men.”
PJ Emeritus on August 22, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Free Hormone patches on request ;) Ah, I am an Evil Dr that is my prescription.
Dr Evil on August 22, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Yeesh. Bring a flak jacket, a spit guard, and a can o’ pepper spray. Or better yet a taser.
Ya know … thinking about it … I’d pay a large sum of money to see Michelle tasing a smelly hippy. That thought makes me happy :D
Bwahahaha!
TheUnrepentantGeek on August 22, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Forget Chalman’s Cantina. This convention is going to be more like the Republic Senate. Chock full of corruption and freaks. All who are attempting to steal as much of the Republic’s treasury to further their careers and line their pockets. And in the background, Darth Shrillary works to overthrow the weak and not too bright Chancellor Uuuuuuhbama, and take over in his place.
thekingtut on August 22, 2008 at 11:23 AM
That’s hilarious!
Glynn on August 22, 2008 at 11:24 AM
MM covering the Moronic Convergence? This is gonna be good.
Gilda on August 22, 2008 at 11:25 AM
I’m relieved that I don’t have to watch TV to know what’s going on at this freak parade. An inmate will appear via live video? Wow…
‘Gitmo on the Platte’ is hilarious and I also liked Michelle’s comment that since the razor wire was removed from the fences (of the bad kids play pen) that some of the loonies will be disappointed because they ‘want their brush with torture’. Perhaps they should bring their own, slash each other and sue the DPD. Sounds like an awesome time will be had by all.
Christine on August 22, 2008 at 11:39 AM
As Michelle heads into the lions den I suggest that, while there, she take a shower every hour.
The verbal filth at the convention will require the use of an industrial sized scrub brush.
GO MICHELLE! Make them know what real class is.
pocomoco on August 22, 2008 at 11:39 AM
It is amazing how comforted I am to know that her presence in my city can offset that of thousands more whom I can’t abide.
Thanks for coming, Michelle. As you are on my Bucket List, is there anywhere that you will be greeting your Mile High admirers?
Captain Scarlet on August 22, 2008 at 11:46 AM
A true tale of two Michelles, subtitled A Study of Contrasts.
TooTall on August 22, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Jerome Corsi is going?
It's Vintage, Duh on August 22, 2008 at 11:57 AM
I know it’s wrong and I don’t want anyone to get hurt but I would love to see burning cars, riots, street lamps pushed over, you know, the works.
Maybe a bunch of stinking old hippies rolled down the street with a fire hose, Code Pink dropping their Jamba Juice while running from the police dogs. I know, I’m awful but one can dream. I have “hope”.
Big Orange on August 22, 2008 at 12:05 PM
This convention has ‘Zoo’ and ‘Chaos’ written all over it. Here’s what we should look for: Obama in charge, dictating what happens, just like ‘Kerry’s Convention’ four years ago. Maybe a bit of window dressing of staged “tough talk” from Obama to a few ‘Shemps’-(see Sam Raimi)-to make him appear more Presidential or at least less metrosexual.
I think code pink will be silenced by the leadership so as not to make too much trouble for the Dems. They want a nice convention to showcase their prime ‘Shemp’-(again,Raimi).
The old wisdom was that most of America doesn’t pay attention to politics until after Labor Day. Thanks to the internet and cable news, America is better informed now for this election, and ‘undecideds’ are as rare as Bigfoot sightings.
Let’s Get Ready To RRRRRRRRRUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEEEE!!!
Doug on August 22, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Haha, I missed that in the video! Michelle looks even more stunning than usual – and she’s in Imminent-Crazytown! How do you manage that?
Reminds me of the Coulter quote, on why they can’t have a personal quote from the delegates like they do at the RNC, something like, “Can you imagine? Ask Questions about 9/11! Impeach Bush! Vive La France!”
emailnuevo on August 22, 2008 at 12:11 PM
MM, the only good reason to watch the DNC.
Speakup on August 22, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Hope Michelle got her vaccinations.
mikeyboss on August 22, 2008 at 12:18 PM
I saw “DNCC” at one point.
I know that “DNC” can stand for Democratic National Convention (or Committee), but what is “DNCC”?
The Monster on August 22, 2008 at 12:21 PM
“Dozens” expected?
Wow. I’m whelmed.
Professor Blather on August 22, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Amen. Use a little common sense while you’re there and keep your eyes open. I wouldn’t put much past the party of tolerance and free expression. They’re almost as paradoxical as the Religion of Peace.
Professor Blather on August 22, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Hey! Good to see Blather again.
mikeyboss on August 22, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Wait. Was there no mention of Cindy Sheehan?
Whatever happened to her?
Professor Blather on August 22, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Does she get combat pay?
Rosmerta on August 22, 2008 at 12:27 PM
YAY!! Some wit and insight instead of the monotone,boring usual suspects! GOOD LUCK MICHELLE!!
labwrs on August 22, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Michelle, I meant.
Rosmerta on August 22, 2008 at 12:27 PM
What did Michelle say? I was to busying Swooning….ah Michelle….
She Rocks!!! I miss the VENTS!!!
Irenaeus on August 22, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Michelle, we all look forward to your thoughts regarding the events and speeches at the DNCC but seriously, be careful. I can’t help but wonder if it’s a stretch to say you were safer in Iraq than you’ll be around some of those extreme leftists.
Yakko77 on August 22, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Likewise, she might require a few days of showering and disinfecting after the convention is over.
Bigfoot on August 22, 2008 at 1:07 PM
DITTO!
Lefties are deranged and leave the smell of rot and a path of destruction where ever they tread.
TheSitRep on August 22, 2008 at 1:09 PM
DNCC = Democratic National Convention Committee, the host organization.
elpresidente on August 22, 2008 at 1:09 PM
What’s with all the “Michelle showering” comments? You people need to keep your fantasies to yourselves. :p
fossten on August 22, 2008 at 1:14 PM
If Michelle goes to Thursday night’s acceptance speech at Investco Field, she should do it in a John Elway jersey, just to show she has her priorities straight at that stadium.
jon1979 on August 22, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Ms. Malkin watch your back. I think you’re more susceptible to backstabbing (and spitting) from Geraldo/O’Reilly neolib coverage than from the actual Dummycrabs, who will be too busy fawning over the Omperor’s new clothes to summon up their hatred for all things Malkin.
Western_Civ on August 22, 2008 at 1:57 PM
Yeah, because obviously O’Reilly wants Obama to win, and hates conservatives, right?
wise_man on August 22, 2008 at 2:13 PM
All the best Michelle. I look forward to the coverage.
And as crazy as the entire scene might be, I still feel you need “scrotum guy” from zombie’s photo essays to be the cherry on top of the insane cake.
Canadian Infidel on August 22, 2008 at 2:29 PM
*Sigh* Our boss going into enemy territory so that we don’t have to….what Malkins!
thebookkeeper on August 22, 2008 at 2:32 PM
the word “twitter” sounds so wrong..
maybe i’m just a perv.. >:(
Chakra Hammer on August 22, 2008 at 3:02 PM
I love it!
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I guess there’s now one reason to watch this whining weenie fest.
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Give ‘em hell Michelle!
stacman on August 22, 2008 at 3:21 PM
Hey Michelle…If you happen to be taken as Democrat prisoner of war (POW), let us know where you’re at? We’ll try to bail you out, or at the least, slip some hacksaw blades in a cake!
byteshredder on August 22, 2008 at 3:29 PM
She should go undercover, dressed up a dolphin or turtle or in a Gitmo orange jumpsuit with a hood over her head. You gotta blend in.
Bill Brasky on August 22, 2008 at 3:51 PM
Alice in BlunderLand.
- The Cat
P.S. Is Bill Clinton the Caterpillar? Edwards is one of the Daffydills. Dean is both the Tweedles . . .
MirCat on August 22, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Yep, I remember when the camera found him he flashed the “L” for loser sign with his hand. Heh.
Maxx on August 22, 2008 at 7:49 PM
A murderer as a keynote speaker. The DNC at its best.
Michelle, you rule.
Mojave Mark on August 22, 2008 at 9:43 PM
Great stuff. I’ve seen her on Fox before, but somehow I missed a transition — she comes off like a true seasoned professional now, not a foreign-to-television “guest from blog-world.”
This is going to be a fun week.
Splunge on August 22, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Candy
Jaibones on August 22, 2008 at 11:16 PM
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