Video: The 430 demographic groups that will decide the election
posted at 7:31 pm on August 19, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The Facebook Masturbators are a perennial battleground, but is McCain seriously going to contest the Wes Anderson Dipsh*ts? If ever there was a demographic tailor made for Snobama, that’s it.
He’s taking public funding; resources are limited. Better to concede them and put what he’s got into winning Dinty Moore Dads.
Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
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Love ONN.
Bishop on August 19, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Friggin hilarious XD
apollyonbob on August 19, 2008 at 7:38 PM
Where’s John Edwards to pick up that crucial Dinty Moore Dads bloc?
MB007 on August 19, 2008 at 7:38 PM
I’m genuinely afraid to ask which of these demographics most of our readers fall into.
Allahpundit on August 19, 2008 at 7:38 PM
HOW do they keep a straight face?
Bishop on August 19, 2008 at 7:38 PM
I’m a member of the ’stay at home dad’s who say they are doing it for their children but who actually enjoy sitting around watching war movies all day’ demographic.
Bishop on August 19, 2008 at 7:41 PM
That is quite possibly the funniest one they’ve had yet. Great stuff.
Weight of Glory on August 19, 2008 at 7:43 PM
I don’t need Facebook.
laelaps on August 19, 2008 at 7:44 PM
Believe it or not, AP, Wes Anderson Dipsh*ts are trending McCain.
BJ* on August 19, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Facebook masturbators unite!
lorien1973 on August 19, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Facebook Masturbators. Not that I would know, of course.
amerpundit on August 19, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Stoner friend Leo!
jaime on August 19, 2008 at 7:53 PM
I’m in the ‘occasional 420′ demographic
Marc01 on August 19, 2008 at 7:55 PM
For the last 3 days now, I have been sitting at my keyboard typing out yet another “Response to motion for custody change” that the X has dumped on me for tomorrow morning. That’s 35 or 40 now in the last 4 plus years, I forget.
Thanks Allah I really needed a belly laugh to change my sour mood.
Thank God for the Onion.
Over.
1GooDDaDDy on August 19, 2008 at 7:58 PM
The watch Lost roommates.
Classic.
Dr. Manhattan on August 19, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Sigh. I didn’t find my demographic. I am probably a cross between the Wes Anderson Dipsh*ts and the Dinty Moore Dads.
Loved Bottle Rocket!
carbon_footprint on August 19, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Member of the small and angry Conservative White Librarians bloc. Stockpiling Haagen-Dazs as we speak.
Rosmerta on August 19, 2008 at 8:04 PM
I am part of the Allahpundit reading coffee drunkard right winged southern mom demographic.
EJDolbow on August 19, 2008 at 8:08 PM
Let’s just not even look down that road, much less go down it, AP…
malan89 on August 19, 2008 at 8:16 PM
Hey, I think they had Oklahoma as Blue in the map that scrolled by at the beginning… and Nebraska.
And Louisiana and South Carolina…
I guess they are joke news.
gekkobear on August 19, 2008 at 8:39 PM
This is funnier than anything SNL has done since Farrell’s “strategery”.
They sound just like the real talking heads! And they just go on and on and on like them too.
rockhead on August 19, 2008 at 8:55 PM
Can I come out of the closet now? What about the Boss and MKH? Can they come out too?
Connie on August 19, 2008 at 8:58 PM
…………………. go ahead, open Pandora’s Box.
Seven Percent Solution on August 19, 2008 at 9:06 PM
Being a splinter of the above group ’stay at home dads who say they are doing it for their children but the Protestant
Work Ethic (which forces them to write a few grants a year) forces them away from said war moives all day’
I feel we are obligated to use our influence on the ‘moms standing around after school waiting to pick up their kids and have trouble making small talk past the first exchange’ demographic.
rihar on August 19, 2008 at 9:26 PM
Good stuff- much funnier than the last ONN video posted here
HawaiiLwyr on August 19, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Don’t forget this bloc.
Connie on August 19, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Wow, Rosmerta, I thought I was the only one!
Missy on August 19, 2008 at 11:57 PM
Hi Missy! (waves) Yes, we all think we’re alone, that’s how few of us there are. Ever check out Annoyed Librarian?
Check out, heh … just a little librarian humor there … very little. Hey, it’s after midnight, whaddaya want.
Rosmerta on August 20, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Half-Naked Late Night Blog Commenters?
fourstringfuror on August 20, 2008 at 12:58 AM
Can I get back to you on that? I’m, um, updating my status, as it were.
fourstringfuror on August 20, 2008 at 1:00 AM
heh!
Connie on August 20, 2008 at 2:15 AM
The one demographic to really be afraid of is: “those that believe ONN is real”.
MSGTAS on August 20, 2008 at 10:02 AM
But it is real! I saw it on my internets!
fourstringfuror on August 20, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Andrea is so hot…
Wyznowski on August 20, 2008 at 3:19 PM