Comments on: Heart-ache: Obvious Bigfoot hoax confirmed as obvious Bigfoot hoax

By: Obligatory Bigfoot Update | Democrat=Socialist

Obligatory Bigfoot Update | Democrat=Socialist — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:48:24 +0000

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By: DaveC

DaveC — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:50:37 +0000

BUT.. did they meet Megyn Kelly?

if they did, I’m sewing up my Yeti costume right now..

By: Talon

Talon — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:36:56 +0000

I blame John McCain’s president.

By: Tantor

Tantor — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:11:31 +0000

Just because this particular Bigfoot carcass was fake doesn’t mean the story isn’t accurate. I have documents here from Bigfoot that handwriting experts affirm are authentic. Me and Mary Mapes are working on this.

By: AprilOrit

AprilOrit — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:21:10 +0000

Sigh, I was hoping it was true for some drama, a different kind of drama.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:04:24 +0000

Al Gore got $100,000,000 for his hoax. These guys are pikers.

By: sulla

sulla — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:27:14 +0000

Real, fake…makes no difference to the core question:

Does it taste like chicken?

By: CynicalOptimist

CynicalOptimist — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:31:10 +0000

Head-On or Kinoki Footpads, I’d wager.

mjk on August 19, 2008 at 6:32 PM

Them would have to be some kickarse huge footpads…

By: CynicalOptimist

CynicalOptimist — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:25:54 +0000

SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!!!

By: ej_pez

ej_pez — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:19:55 +0000

Whew! I can now sleep again. So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

KelliD on August 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Tight shoes

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:01:06 +0000

That is not the same body as in the previous images. Clearly the Neocons have spirited the real body away and replaced it with this obvious hoax. The two men who retrieved the body are probably in Gitmo. Which brings me to another peculiar fact. All that water. Did Bigfoot die of water boarding? Nice try at a cover up. Bigfoot lives!

By: BigWyo

BigWyo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:45:25 +0000

I wonder when the Left is going to ‘Examine’ Obama’s foot and find out it’s every bit as phony as this crap.

By: catmman

catmman — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:36:09 +0000

So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

KelliD on August 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Libtards.

Scares the hell out of a Bigfoot.

Come to think of it, they scare the hell out of me too…

By: mjk

mjk — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:32:53 +0000

Whew! I can now sleep again. So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

Head-On or Kinoki Footpads, I’d wager.

By: TheBigOldDog

TheBigOldDog — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:53:03 +0000

I smell a government cover up!

By: Hollowpoint

Hollowpoint — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:44:56 +0000

Whew! I can now sleep again. So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

KelliD on August 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM

180gr .300 Win Mag SPBT

Just to be safe, I’d recommend shouting “Hey! You! In the gorilla suit! Stop or I’ll shoot!” before pulling the trigger.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:44:42 +0000

lorien1973 on August 19, 2008 at 4:50 PM

heh…that was the best. What’s this country come to when a couple of guys can stick a rubber suit in a watery freezer, snap a not-so-detailed pic of it, and bam! They’re starring on all the major networks, all over the interwebz…

Gawd bless America!

By: Mormon Doc

Mormon Doc — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:30:44 +0000

I’m surprised the commenters at HA are so willing to take the word of a guy involved in the COVERUP. That’s right COVERUP! There was a real bigfoot but this obvious fake was used to replace the real body. I find it frightening that the government can just come in and scoop up a bigfoot and replace it with this plastic creature and then tell everyone it was a fake in the first place. I think we can all agree that BIGFOOT EXISTS. There simply is no doubt about it. I think everyone can acknowledge that this creature is alive. I have always said that the creature is out there if we will just invest the money necessary to find it.

The fact that the government is clearly involved in the coverup should make us all stop and think. The fact is that we have so much we could learn from this gentle steward of the wildnerness. He knows the Iraq war was a fraud and a lie and now George Bush’s government is just trying to keep him quiet.

By: BL@KBIRD

BL@KBIRD — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:17:17 +0000

Was a pair of commercials longer than the clip at both ends necessary or is this the future of things net wise?

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:17:15 +0000

Pat Buchanan says it’s our fault.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:13:41 +0000

McCain/Bigfoot ‘08!

Limerick on August 19, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Doesn’t seem likely. I haven’t even been vetted yet.

Whew! I can now sleep again. So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

What would ward me off? Liberalism. Can’t stand to get near the stuff.

By: saltydogg14

saltydogg14 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:05:16 +0000

So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

KelliD on August 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Strong Actin’ Tinactin!

By: max1

max1 — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:59:13 +0000

So if garlic wards off the vampires, what does one use to ward off Bigfoot?

KelliD on August 19, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Kathy Bates with a sledge?

By: Seven Percent Solution

Seven Percent Solution — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:56:41 +0000

Here…………… I have a book for you to read.

By: Malpaso

Malpaso — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:56:33 +0000

Everyone knows Steve Austin let Bigfoot take off in that spaceship back in the 70′s. He’s on another planet now!