Comments on: Bigfoot hunter to Megyn Kelly: You’re invited to inspect our Sasquatch; Update: DNA test debunks ‘Squatch

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Heart-ache: Obvious Bigfoot hoax confirmed as obvious Bigfoot hoax

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:26:45 +0000

[...] Bigfoot hunter and SFP CEO Tom Biscardi, whom we last encountered inviting Megyn Kelly to inspect the costume that the hoaxsters had unwittingly(?) foisted upon him and who apparently arranged a press [...]

By: Monday: the babes edition | John Wright

Monday: the babes edition | John Wright — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:17:15 +0000

[...] found by the Bigfoot hunters who claimed to have it in a secret location (headline: ‘Megyn, come inspect our Sasquatch‘). What a ruse! Why didn’t they invite Megyn’s co-host Bill Hemmer, for example? [...]

By: landlines

landlines — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:18:36 +0000

I found this Invisible Sasquatch wandering around my backyard.

Want proof? See him? No? THAT PROVES IT!!! (I’m adding you to my witness list)

By: Gatordoug

Gatordoug — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:03:23 +0000

Ah, the obligatory fake Bigfoot ploy to meet a hot news anchor. What kind of idiot plays that card?
But, a note to Robin Meade and Julie Banderas, I just caught the Loch Ness Monster in the pond behind my house……

By: adamsmith

adamsmith — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:51:44 +0000

The bigfoot is real. I know, because I rubbed him out. Bigfoot was dating a Mafia Don’s daughter. The Don didn’t go for interspecies dating, not to mention the Bigfoot is not Catholic. I was paid $20k to do the hit. I buried the corpse, but obviously not deep enough. Must have been the local chupacubras that dug him up. I now fear there is a target on my back for a botched hit…Anyone know a good plastic surgeon and can I get a discounted airline ticket to Argentina on Priceline.com????

By: DaveC

DaveC — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:51:02 +0000

I wish dudes would stop hitting on my wife, Megyn.

Bishop on August 15, 2008 at 6:49 PM

I wish dudes would stop hitting on my mistress..
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small world

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:37:33 +0000

He ends up in a freezer...after raising that wild boy and everything...

By: nazo311

nazo311 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:09:07 +0000

Hoax, plain and simple. The picture looks like an ape suit in a freezer. I’m interested in what they submitted for DNA sequence analysis. Usually you would submit, blood, hair, and various tissue samples.

The fact they think the possum DNA came from something the “bigfoot” ate is a ridiculous claim.

Exit question: Are they going after the Yeti next?

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By: MrC_5150

MrC_5150 — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:43:42 +0000

Possum --- BWAHAHAHhahaha

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:28:50 +0000

What an ass-bumping clown. He should be horse-whipped in the street.

On-topic: How does Fox get Kelly to wear that dress on television? Dang!

By: reaganaut

reaganaut — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:10:18 +0000

what’s that old SNL sketch, or was it MadTV where the host would ask someone if they ‘want to pet my monkey?’

That was Mike Meyers, Sprockets.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:54:30 +0000

On inviting Megyn to inspect the Chupacabra: what’s that old SNL sketch, or was it MadTV where the host would ask someone if they ‘want to pet my monkey?’

On the hucksters: Megyn did like a 5 minute deal with that bearded dipsh*t the other day; I hope somebody breaks a Bigfoot off in his a** for all this d**king around for a hoax.

By: dtestard

dtestard — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:37:52 +0000

Guaranteed, the bigfoot body will be “stolen” just before it is due to be released for scientific examination. Rival bigfoot tracking groups will be blamed. The two hucksters will say they will spend the rest of their lives tracking down the “thief or thieves”, ala O.J.

By: flipflop

flipflop — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:31:43 +0000

Is inspecting one’s sasquatch a euphamism for something?

By: peacenprosperity

peacenprosperity — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:25:33 +0000

I have the only Chupacabra in captivity in a cage in my backyard

they have backyards in nyc?

By: radjah shelduck

radjah shelduck — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:15:01 +0000

Hmmm… they found it in north Georgia. Could it be an escape from this institution, also in the highlands of the Peach Tree State?

http://www.kangaroocenter.com/

Know what the Latin name is of the family to which kangaroos belong? It’s “Macropodidae.” Now look up what that literally means.

By: tree hugging sister

tree hugging sister — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:59:30 +0000

That corpse looks familiar.

By: reaganaut

reaganaut — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:57:49 +0000

Awesome story.

I read this in one of the articles:

Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.

Good for them, they duped a bunch of people into actually reporting this and probably made a few extra bucks in the process.

By: infidel

infidel — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:37:55 +0000

I have the only Chupacabra in captivity in a cage in my backyard.

Chupacabra claims to have Sasquatch locked in the house.

By: DanStark

DanStark — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:33:08 +0000

DNA test failed.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1544880720080815

Megyn Kelly wooed by hoaxers.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:28:02 +0000

I’d hit that with my Hairy Sasquatch.

- The Cat

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:16:56 +0000

Darnit. You’re, not your.

By: BacaDog

BacaDog — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:15:38 +0000

Note to KP, in case she’s looking to branch out and do some reporting: I have the only Chupacabra in captivity in a cage in my backyard.

I knew it! Your still smitten.

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:08:09 +0000

So THAT’S how you get a date with an info babe!

It’d be cool if it’s true but I doubt it.

Mojave Mark on August 15, 2008 at 7:50 PM

From “How I Met Your Mother,” season one:

Uber-Womanizer Barney (on his friend Ted’s pursuit of a news anchor): “Ted’s gonna make it with a news anchor. ‘This just in…’”

(Frankly, I couldn’t believe they got away with that.)