Bigfoot hunter to Megyn Kelly: You’re invited to inspect our Sasquatch; Update: DNA test debunks ‘Squatch
posted at 6:21 pm on August 15, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The presser the world was waiting for has come and gone. How’d it go? Proof, finally, that the ‘Squatch walks among us? Not quite. They displayed a couple of blurry photos but decided that they couldn’t produce the DNA evidence they’d been promising because they have to protect what is, after all, an “endangered species.” Yes, really. And then there’s this:
Meldrum says Whitton and Dyer released a YouTube video said to show a scientist traveling to Georgia to examine the “body.” Both Meldrum and The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization say that numerous viewers quickly figured out that the “scientist” was, in reality, Martin Whitton, the deputy’s brother.
The good news? You can purchase what appears to be an eerily similar “carcass” online.
The clip’s a few days old but they repeated their offer to Kelly at the presser this afternoon so it’s current enough. Exit question: If it’s a hoax, what’s the motive? Money? The fun of messing with people? Or is it simply an ingenious plan to meet Megyn Kelly? Note to KP, in case she’s looking to branch out and do some reporting: I have the only Chupacabra in captivity in a cage in my backyard.
Update: Testing results on two DNA samples: One’s human, the other’s 96 percent possum. Come see the Chupacabra instead, Megyn!
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Better than saying you got “nessie in your trowsers”
William Amos on August 15, 2008 at 6:29 PM
He has good taste, I’ll tell you that. She’s amazing.
LtE126 on August 15, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Fixed.
- The Cat
P.S. They’ll end up having had the carcass mysteriously destroyed or stolen by the government. Then they’ll make a fortune on eBay selling locks of hair left behind.(follicles not included) Then there’s the conspiracy books, interviews on Coast to Coast, The new Sasquatch Hotel featuring Bigfoot tours and outings, . . .
MirCat on August 15, 2008 at 6:31 PM
If she wasn’t married, I would totally get the whole point of the hoax now.
Karl on August 15, 2008 at 6:36 PM
I figure a money making scheme after a secret government agency steals all the physical evidence. Leaving only pictures, casts and notes for them to sell copies of.
cozmo on August 15, 2008 at 6:37 PM
I once invited a woman to inspect my sasquatch; I got slapped.
Frozen Tex on August 15, 2008 at 6:40 PM
The catch? Getting to a Chupacabra is easier than getting to Allahpundit.
calbear on August 15, 2008 at 6:45 PM
There should really be a law against this crap….
I can’t find the ‘Chupacabra’ clip but…
It could be a Sasquatch!!
BigWyo on August 15, 2008 at 6:47 PM
I’m sorry…If I ever found a real “Bigfoot”, I’d be calling every local news crew around to right where I was standing over the thing.
This just reminds me of that Raelian cult lady who claimed in 2002 they had cloned a human…lots of talk, but no baby.
JetBoy on August 15, 2008 at 6:48 PM
I wish dudes would stop hitting on my wife, Megyn.
Bishop on August 15, 2008 at 6:49 PM
Ok, this bonehead is on National television…in a jogging suit…
Well, he’s got the top on anyways…..Fox probably gave that to him….He’s probably wearing some capri pants he fished out of the dumpster….or a gunny sack for pants….
Jesus…
Can you say ‘Stew Bum’?
BigWyo on August 15, 2008 at 6:59 PM
The DNA analysis indicates that whatever that thing is, it’s the father of Rielle Hunter’s baby.
Cicero43 on August 15, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Megyn,
Take a gun.
whitetop on August 15, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Don’t trust them, Megyn!
Listen to whitetop, and arm yourself!!
wise_man on August 15, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Hillbilly viral marketing?
DaveS on August 15, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Oh, no – you went there!!!!!
( +1 to the good sir Cicero43, LOL! )
wise_man on August 15, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Actually, the costume has no teeth showing, whereas the “carcass” does.
DaveS on August 15, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Did you slap an orange jump suit on that bastard and waterboard it yet???
Christ Mathews will have you on tomorrow……
BigWyo on August 15, 2008 at 7:26 PM
That only means the costume isn’t showing teeth, but might have some.
lorien1973 on August 15, 2008 at 7:29 PM
Did you see the grin on that bastard’s face at the end? He’s just doing it for the chicks!
WisCon on August 15, 2008 at 7:30 PM
My keyboard, wet with tears.
Cylor on August 15, 2008 at 7:45 PM
So THAT’S how you get a date with an info babe!
It’d be cool if it’s true but I doubt it.
Mojave Mark on August 15, 2008 at 7:50 PM
Fake!
dentalque on August 15, 2008 at 7:52 PM
Megyn wants to see my etchings. Rly.
Tinian on August 15, 2008 at 7:59 PM
From “How I Met Your Mother,” season one:
Uber-Womanizer Barney (on his friend Ted’s pursuit of a news anchor): “Ted’s gonna make it with a news anchor. ‘This just in…’”
(Frankly, I couldn’t believe they got away with that.)
Captain Scarlet on August 15, 2008 at 8:08 PM
I knew it! Your still smitten.
BacaDog on August 15, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Darnit. You’re, not your.
BacaDog on August 15, 2008 at 8:16 PM
I’d hit that with my Hairy Sasquatch.
- The Cat
MirCat on August 15, 2008 at 8:28 PM
DNA test failed.
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1544880720080815
Megyn Kelly wooed by hoaxers.
DanStark on August 15, 2008 at 8:33 PM
Chupacabra claims to have Sasquatch locked in the house.
infidel on August 15, 2008 at 8:37 PM
Awesome story.
I read this in one of the articles:
Good for them, they duped a bunch of people into actually reporting this and probably made a few extra bucks in the process.
reaganaut on August 15, 2008 at 8:57 PM
That corpse looks familiar.
tree hugging sister on August 15, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Hmmm… they found it in north Georgia. Could it be an escape from this institution, also in the highlands of the Peach Tree State?
http://www.kangaroocenter.com/
Know what the Latin name is of the family to which kangaroos belong? It’s “Macropodidae.” Now look up what that literally means.
radjah shelduck on August 15, 2008 at 9:15 PM
they have backyards in nyc?
peacenprosperity on August 15, 2008 at 9:25 PM
Is inspecting one’s sasquatch a euphamism for something?
flipflop on August 15, 2008 at 9:31 PM
Guaranteed, the bigfoot body will be “stolen” just before it is due to be released for scientific examination. Rival bigfoot tracking groups will be blamed. The two hucksters will say they will spend the rest of their lives tracking down the “thief or thieves”, ala O.J.
dtestard on August 15, 2008 at 9:37 PM
On inviting Megyn to inspect the Chupacabra: what’s that old SNL sketch, or was it MadTV where the host would ask someone if they ‘want to pet my monkey?’
On the hucksters: Megyn did like a 5 minute deal with that bearded dipsh*t the other day; I hope somebody breaks a Bigfoot off in his a** for all this d**king around for a hoax.
austinnelly on August 15, 2008 at 9:54 PM
That was Mike Meyers, Sprockets.
reaganaut on August 16, 2008 at 12:10 AM
What an ass-bumping clown. He should be horse-whipped in the street.
On-topic: How does Fox get Kelly to wear that dress on television? Dang!
Jaibones on August 16, 2008 at 1:28 AM
Possum — BWAHAHAHhahaha
MrC_5150 on August 16, 2008 at 1:43 AM
Hoax, plain and simple. The picture looks like an ape suit in a freezer. I’m interested in what they submitted for DNA sequence analysis. Usually you would submit, blood, hair, and various tissue samples.
The fact they think the possum DNA came from something the “bigfoot” ate is a ridiculous claim.
Exit question: Are they going after the Yeti next?
nazo311 on August 16, 2008 at 7:09 AM
He ends up in a freezer…after raising that wild boy and everything…
JetBoy on August 16, 2008 at 8:37 AM
I wish dudes would stop hitting on my mistress..
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small world
DaveC on August 16, 2008 at 9:51 AM
The bigfoot is real. I know, because I rubbed him out. Bigfoot was dating a Mafia Don’s daughter. The Don didn’t go for interspecies dating, not to mention the Bigfoot is not Catholic. I was paid $20k to do the hit. I buried the corpse, but obviously not deep enough. Must have been the local chupacubras that dug him up. I now fear there is a target on my back for a botched hit…Anyone know a good plastic surgeon and can I get a discounted airline ticket to Argentina on Priceline.com????
adamsmith on August 16, 2008 at 9:51 AM
Ah, the obligatory fake Bigfoot ploy to meet a hot news anchor. What kind of idiot plays that card?
But, a note to Robin Meade and Julie Banderas, I just caught the Loch Ness Monster in the pond behind my house……
Gatordoug on August 16, 2008 at 10:03 AM
I found this Invisible Sasquatch wandering around my backyard.
Want proof? See him? No? THAT PROVES IT!!! (I’m adding you to my witness list)
landlines on August 16, 2008 at 6:18 PM
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