Comments on: Video: Open mike captures secret of life

By: sulla

sulla — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:57:00 +0000

Oscar Wilde was right about the Importance of Being Ernest.

By: manwithblackhat

manwithblackhat — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:04:51 +0000

About what he whispered in that guy’s ear. Well, this certainly, uh, comes — I mean — sounds like, um, a… relief. Yeah, RELIEF, that’s it!

By: abcurtis

abcurtis — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:54:42 +0000

I’ve always like Ernie Borgnine going back to his McHale’s Navy days. He plays a terrific bad guy too. But to be honest, I thought Borgnine died years ago.

By: boomer

boomer — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:26:26 +0000

So that’s why the doctor told me shoulder surgery would take 10 years off my life span!

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:43:28 +0000

How do you know?

Entelechy on August 14, 2008 at 7:06 PM

Married (faithfully!) for 11 years…….

I’m married, not dead.

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:35:06 +0000

Not even going to go to talk about being a seaman in McHale’s Navy.

William Amos on August 14, 2008 at 1:42 PM

That must explain those recurring dreams he has about being in the military. You know, the one where he wakes up with his gun in one hand and his discharge in the other…

By: Claypigeon

Claypigeon — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:53:46 +0000

Mine is shaped like a pistol grip these days… I am immortal.

I have always dug Mr. Borgnine as an actor. I think he’s a great actor and, dare I say, a living legend. I hope he lives another 91 years. Beware of pun… Keep it up Ernest!

By: MsUnderestimated

MsUnderestimated — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:51:08 +0000

Oh yes, the young ladies love them some Ernie

The Ugly American on August 14, 2008 at 2:25 PM

Yeah… L.L. Cool E.

By: eucher

eucher — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:25:43 +0000

Awwww … that’s even cuter than an acoustic band sitting around playing “Viva Viagara.”

He’s got a happy-go-lucky spirit – I think that might be playing a part too!

By: RobCon

RobCon — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:10:54 +0000

I’m going to live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:06:36 +0000

In a word: Yep!!!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on August 14, 2008 at 4:51 PM

How do you know?

By: Lockstein13

Lockstein13 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:13:45 +0000

GILLIGAN!!!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:59:41 +0000

Ernest hates kittens!!!!!!!!!

- The Cat

By: BigD

BigD — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:59:34 +0000

I confess, in all honesty, that what I thought I heard Borgnine say didn’t have anything to do with ….. you know.

I thought he said that, “Tova likes to bed alot.”

And I thought the reference to beta males had to do with the fact that Borgnine was not the romantic lead type of actor.

Seems I have missed the party altogether. Oh well.

By: Helloyawl

Helloyawl — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:56:12 +0000

If eating Chicken is good for you, then choking the Chicken should be just as good.

By: Frozen Tex

Frozen Tex — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:51:20 +0000

wise_man on August 14, 2008 at 2:19 PM

I love that episode!
Right up there with:

“Stop eating our young! And it’s pronounced guacamole.”

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:51:09 +0000

But will it be worth it?

Entelechy on August 14, 2008 at 4:19 PM

In a word: Yep!!!

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:43:44 +0000

Borgnine ever been on RedEye? I have a feeling he has a lot in common with those guys.

mjk on August 14, 2008 at 1:50 PM

If character acting were a Harley, I’d strap my legs around him and ride him all night long.

By: john1schn

john1schn — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:43:32 +0000

I just shook his hand.

Hey, I don’t know where that hand has been.

Mojave Mark on August 14, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Now you do.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:19:28 +0000

Good news, beta males: You’re going to live forever.

But will it be worth it?

By: Noocyte

Noocyte — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:13:46 +0000

I’ll be in my bunk.

By: deedledee

deedledee — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:11:22 +0000

I’m Miss Prude, but that was funny! I wrote yesterday morning, when I read about his patriotic comments on Newsbusters,I loved him as Marty and on tv’s Little House when he played Jonathan (an angel?) and, lo and behold, that episode played yesterday afternoon!

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:57:10 +0000

I just shook his hand.

Hey, I don’t know where that hand has been.

By: heddly_lamar

heddly_lamar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:52:27 +0000

That explains the firm handshake.

By: kirkill

kirkill — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:51:45 +0000

wow, my Grandpa lived to be 103, looked as good as Ernest does at 90 at 98. At least I too have long life to look forward to!