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Finally: Chupacabra caught on tape

posted at 8:53 pm on August 12, 2008 by Allahpundit
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What else could it be, besides a pit bull or a coyote? Or any four-legged animal, really.

I’ll say this: It certainly looks like a chupacabra.


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Texas!
Probably just an armadillo without it’s armor.

carbon_footprint on August 12, 2008 at 8:55 PM

What, even the Chupacabra’s crossing the Rio Grande now? Mexico’s sending him over too?

emailnuevo on August 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM

That cowboy’s hat is on too tight. Blood flow to his brain is severely compromised.

hepcat on August 12, 2008 at 8:59 PM

I’d be for afraid of that Corporal when he’s hungry.

corona on August 12, 2008 at 9:00 PM

Looks like a dingo. A weird, hairless dingo.

Maybe the dingos ate your baby.-Elaine Bettis

Badger in KC on August 12, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Doesn’t look like any coyote I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen quite a few.

bnelson44 on August 12, 2008 at 9:03 PM

Badger in KC on August 12, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Greatest reference of the night.

(It’s Benes, though. I know it makes me look like a jerk, but there it is.)

emailnuevo on August 12, 2008 at 9:03 PM

Looks like a pit bull/coyote mix.

stonemeister on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

And he didn’t run it over because…?

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Chupa Cabron

redrock on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

African Dog

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:08 PM

This is a miniture version of the liberal
mascot,the donkey!

Unfortunately,this is exactly what will
happen with the continous use of koolaid!

So,in the future,when the Left are protesting
at various events,please stop and think, before
you throw your koolaid cups on the ground,this
is exactly what PETA is trying to stop! haha!

canopfor on August 12, 2008 at 9:13 PM

And he didn’t run it over because…?

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

and why would he run over it? if you would, you’re a sick SOB… “oh look its something rare let’s kill it…”oh look it’s the biggest (insert animal here) let’s kill it so we can show it to our buddies” wtf man you give humans a bad name…
-
you only kill it if it endangers you or your family or you’re going to eat it… now you know why we Native Americans think so highly of you…

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Whatever it is, it looks like it’s got mange.

4shoes on August 12, 2008 at 9:21 PM

Whatever it is… freaky deaky.

silverfox on August 12, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Hrmm…looks like a sick coyote with something definitely wrong with its head. If I saw a coyote like that here in east texas I’d shoot it. Of course I shoot all coyotes I see…nasty little suckers.

BadMojo on August 12, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Looks like my neighbor.

bloggless on August 12, 2008 at 9:28 PM

Doing the goat-sucking Americans won’t do.

Rhinoboy on August 12, 2008 at 9:31 PM

The Obama’s are still looking for a dog..arent they?

becki51758 on August 12, 2008 at 9:33 PM

Wow, when he turned his head, I immediately saw he was no Love Lips.

hoosiermama on August 12, 2008 at 9:37 PM

I for one salute our new alien masters.

Yes you are! Whoz the wittle alien master? You are! Gimme your tentacle! I mean paw!

Mazztek on August 12, 2008 at 9:39 PM

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

You know, you’re right! He looks DELICIOUS!

Mazztek on August 12, 2008 at 9:40 PM

Quick….put IT on the endangered species list and cease all oil drilling, pumping, exploration and transport within 200 miles. Or the whole state of Texas, take your pick.

News2Use on August 12, 2008 at 9:41 PM

This is exactly the reason cargo holds in ships
need to be inspected more often,obviously this
is a medical experiment that has escaped from
Dr.Moreaus Island!

canopfor on August 12, 2008 at 9:48 PM

That’s something from the dog family, it appears to be a wild feral dog. It looks like a mutated breed similar to this or this.

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 9:51 PM

that was underwhelming

tomas on August 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM

For those of you not living in Texas this film didn’t put things in perspective. The chupacabra, which are actually quite common, are 24 feet at the shoulder and crush semis when they step on them.

You north-easterners and Californians would really, really, really not like these things.

… Oh, they eat children and puppies too.

BowHuntingTexas on August 12, 2008 at 9:59 PM

I’ve never seen a coyote that looked like that. But it does look like the corpse that was determined to be a coyote so I guess it is a coyote of some sort.

Sue on August 12, 2008 at 10:00 PM

Upon a second viewing, I’m pretty sure it’s a Leprachaun.

Rhinoboy on August 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM

It didn’t seem to behave like a wild animal. It was pursued by a car, and it just kept loping down the road. I would expect a wild animal to look for cover.

fluffy on August 12, 2008 at 10:03 PM

I hear they taste just like chicken.

manwithblackhat on August 12, 2008 at 10:07 PM

It didn’t seem to behave like a wild animal. It was pursued by a car, and it just kept loping down the road. I would expect a wild animal to look for cover.

fluffy on August 12, 2008 at 10:03 PM

It’s a damn feral dog….call the Humane Society or the ASPCA.

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 10:09 PM

It’s the Montauk monster.

JammieWearingFool on August 12, 2008 at 10:13 PM

And he didn’t run it over because…?

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

and why would he run over it? if you would, you’re a sick SOB… “oh look its something rare let’s kill it…”

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

It’s coming right for us!

Guardian on August 12, 2008 at 10:13 PM

Upon a second viewing, I’m pretty sure it’s a Leprachaun.

An alien Leprechaun.

Bob's Kid on August 12, 2008 at 10:21 PM

Saw the other one they were referring to on Monster Quest. DNA results showed it was a manged out coyote/wolf/domestic dog mix.

Vigilante on August 12, 2008 at 10:21 PM

That ain’t a rare animal, that’s my dog boscoe! He’s just roamin’ the range lookin’ for love. He does that from time to time.

coldshot on August 12, 2008 at 10:28 PM

Saw the other one they were referring to on Monster Quest. DNA results showed it was a manged out coyote/wolf/domestic dog mix.

Vigilante on August 12, 2008 at 10:21 PM

Exactly from the interbreeding it’s a mutation that bred mutation and now it’s a breed. They need to get someone out there from the hairless breed clubs to capture one and check it out.

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 10:30 PM

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

You are absolutley right. He shouldn’t have run over it, it would have mangled if for specie ID. He should have shot it instead and put the mystery about this particular animal to bed.

boomer on August 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Maybe it looks like a Puma.

Kinda like a Chupa-thingy.

-Griff

Techie on August 12, 2008 at 10:43 PM

You are absolutley right. He shouldn’t have run over it, it would have mangled if for specie ID. He should have shot it instead and put the mystery about this particular animal to bed.

boomer on August 12, 2008 at 10:39 PM

You can’t shot it if it’s a dog. No meat and it’s got no fur….

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 10:52 PM

Great, another animal for the endangered species list.

Bladerunner1701 on August 12, 2008 at 11:00 PM

Looks like something fathered by John Ketchup Kerry.

Or Leno??

hillbillyjim on August 12, 2008 at 11:01 PM

No doubt about it. Manbearpig on the loose.

My collie says:

Has Al Gore dispatched the black helicopters yet?

CyberCipher on August 12, 2008 at 11:03 PM

Heard in passing:

“Why the long face, Chupa?”

hillbillyjim on August 12, 2008 at 11:03 PM

And he didn’t run it over because…?

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM
and why would he run over it? if you would, you’re a sick SOB… “oh look its something rare let’s kill it…”oh look it’s the biggest (insert animal here) let’s kill it so we can show it to our buddies” wtf man you give humans a bad name…
-
you only kill it if it endangers you or your family or you’re going to eat it… now you know why we Native Americans think so highly of you…

Kaptain Amerika on August 12, 2008 at 9:17 PM

I was pretty much joking at first, but you’ve inspired me. Anyone for a road trip? You can ride shotgun with my AR.

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 11:03 PM

Looks like something fathered by John Ketchup Kerry.

Or Leno??

hillbillyjim on August 12, 2008 at 11:01 PM

I don’t know that backside runnin’ looks like it might have some Hillary in it….

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 11:04 PM

Nah, it’s my uncle Chuie after a night of drinking! He makes a wicked goat flavored beer!

Vntnrse on August 12, 2008 at 11:11 PM

vntnrse runs back and hides under the desk…

Vntnrse on August 12, 2008 at 11:12 PM

You know, you’re right! He looks DELICIOUS!

Mazztek on August 12, 2008 at 9:40 PM

*Chupacabra Chalupa!!

*–for a limited time only–

hillbillyjim on August 12, 2008 at 11:13 PM

TexasDan on August 12, 2008 at 11:03 PM

Rock on! And isn’t killing a vampiric beast that threatens your livelihood, or will likely do so, defensible?

Chicken-fried chupa!

emailnuevo on August 12, 2008 at 11:20 PM

You can’t shot it if it’s a dog. No meat and it’s got no fur….

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 10:52 PM

No meat? I dunno, we have some, shall we say, immagrants around here that might be glad to eat it. ;)

boomer on August 12, 2008 at 11:26 PM

Immigrants I mean. My spelling is great tonight.

boomer on August 12, 2008 at 11:27 PM

oh yay, a freaking hairless coyote.

Anyone ever see hairless dogs before? I bet this is just a hairless dog that bred with a coyot and you now have a stupid legend.

BLAH!

upinak on August 12, 2008 at 11:42 PM

Rock on! And isn’t killing a vampiric beast that threatens your livelihood, or will likely do so, defensible?

Umm, that would leave a lot of vacant seats in Congress… Wait, most of them are already vacant!

rgranger on August 12, 2008 at 11:48 PM

“Goat sucking”?

Paradrop a pack on the Saudis.

Shy Guy on August 12, 2008 at 11:48 PM

“Goat sucking”?

Paradrop a pack on the Saudis.

Shy Guy on August 12, 2008 at 11:48 PM

Yeah, that would really get their goat.

——rimshot——

hillbillyjim on August 12, 2008 at 11:52 PM

I don’t know that backside runnin’ looks like it might have some Hillary in it….

AprilOrit on August 12, 2008 at 11:04 PM

ooo OUCH!

RushBaby on August 12, 2008 at 11:59 PM

I don’t know what they call those in Texas, but up here in Kansas we call them Chihuahuas!! (and yes, they are UGLY!!!)

I’m underwhelmed.

landlines on August 13, 2008 at 12:18 AM

Chupa Cabron

redrock on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

I knew there was a reason that I opened this thread. lol

baldilocks on August 13, 2008 at 12:29 AM

Shoot it!

SouthernGent on August 13, 2008 at 12:32 AM

A hairless Javalina.

Johan Klaus on August 13, 2008 at 1:56 AM

They could have at least pulled up along side it and tasered the freakin’ thing. Fail.

MrC_5150 on August 13, 2008 at 3:02 AM

Chupa Cabron

redrock on August 12, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Nice one, Chido-cabra! Har, har!

Mephistefales on August 13, 2008 at 3:18 AM

As the 4chan dweebs would say, “Burn it with fire!”.

dumbasses.

Mephistefales on August 13, 2008 at 3:20 AM

Those folks in Cuero are a bunch of idiots. I know. I’ve dealt with them.

Cross-breed a pit bull and a German Shepherd and you get that. I’ve seen thousands.

otcconan on August 13, 2008 at 3:58 AM

come on folks, it’s funny. Just enjoy something for a change.

I’m the Messiah, and I approved this video.

jdsmith0021 on August 13, 2008 at 7:25 AM

Michelle Obama’s face, Wiley Coyote’s body, Yoda’s skin….break out the pitchforks and torches!

Alden Pyle on August 13, 2008 at 7:28 AM

Wasn’t “Chupacabra” a 1978 Barry Manilow disco hit? Lola, Rico, Tony and all that?

Captain Scarlet on August 13, 2008 at 7:37 AM

A littl4e ketchup, a little hot sauce… Chupacabra and sasquatch are rather tasty… Chupa’s a bit tough and stringy, though.

GeneSmith on August 13, 2008 at 8:03 AM

Quick….put IT on the endangered species list and cease all oil drilling, pumping, exploration and transport within 200 miles. Or the whole state of Texas, take your pick.

News2UseQuick

Hey, don’t give the environuts any ideas.

Chupacabra and sasquatch are rather tasty… Chupa’s a bit tough and stringy, though.

GeneSmith

Stop eating sasquatches!

Bigfoot on August 13, 2008 at 8:15 AM

And they found Bigfoot too:

Bigfoot found

cozmo on August 13, 2008 at 8:25 AM

It’s another illegal alien.

madmonkphotog on August 13, 2008 at 9:03 AM

Wow, first ppeping-tom space aliens revealed, then Chupacabra filmed, and now Big Foot found. Maybe Obama is the messiah afterall.

AverageJoe on August 13, 2008 at 9:22 AM

Whats a ppeping-tom?? (peeping-tom)

AverageJoe on August 13, 2008 at 9:23 AM

And they found Bigfoot too:

Bigfoot found

cozmo on August 13, 2008 at 8:25 AM

Thanks for the link, Cozmo. Looks like someone killed Chewbacca and stuffed his body in a freezer.

Guess we’ll know this Friday if it’s real or another hoax.

Rod on August 13, 2008 at 9:35 AM

In the mid-1970’s, while on vacation in Southern Florida, I was driving towards the entrance to Everglades National Park when I passed a group of makeshift roadside stands selling tourist trinkets and snack foods.

Suddenly I had to slam on the brakes to stop and take another look at the most freakish thing I’d ever seen in my life. Tied up to one of the stands with a rope was a very small dog, except this dog had a head darn near as big as it’s body. It was obviously the product of a German Shepherd that had mated with a Mexican Chihuahua, resulting in the Chihuahuan body with a Shepherd head. For the mother’s sake, I hope she was the Shepherd! As it was, I simply was amazed that the dog could move about at all without falling over from the weight of its own head.

If you look closely at the video where the animal turns its head to the side, it darn near looks exactly like that Chihuaua/German Shepherd mutt that I saw way back then. Stranger and almost obscene pairings/matings have occurred among dogs over the years as breeders secretly bred different breeds to try to develop new breeds. I’ve talked to a breeder who had stories of such abominations that had to be put down rather than let the poor creatures go through life with the dreadful deformities that resulted from these experimental cross-breedings.

Seems to me that the explanation is as simple as that. Although if so, it certainly wouldn’t warrant the public attention and press that this creature obviously got. Seems like someone took a grainy video and over-dramatized what it might be for no better reason than to get their 15 minutes of fame. ;-}

KendraWilder on August 13, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Techie on August 12, 2008 at 10:43 PM

Suck it, Blue!

(for the n00bs, it’s a Red Vs. Blue reference.)

Mazztek on August 13, 2008 at 9:44 AM

(for the n00bs, it’s a Red Vs. Blue reference.)

Mazztek on August 13, 2008 at 9:44 AM

like that clears it all up.

TexasDan on August 13, 2008 at 9:50 AM

As an old friend always used to say, “that’s not EVEN stupid.”

Merovign on August 13, 2008 at 10:00 AM

COYOTE WITH MANGE.
ENUFF SAID.

jimmer on August 13, 2008 at 10:10 AM

Cyrano de Coyote!

max1 on August 13, 2008 at 10:14 AM

the dingo ate my baby

pseudonominus on August 13, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Hey, what’s that dog-like thing runnin down the road over there?

Akzed on August 13, 2008 at 11:26 AM

Woof.

Lunkinator on August 13, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Because of the Obamessiah, all things are possible; all Chupacabra and BigFoot mysteries now revealed as truth.

Brat on August 13, 2008 at 12:48 PM

TexasDan on August 13, 2008 at 9:50 AM

That’s right, n00b… ;-)

Mazztek on August 13, 2008 at 5:30 PM

It didn’t seem to behave like a wild animal. It was pursued by a car, and it just kept loping down the road. I would expect a wild animal to look for cover.

fluffy on August 12, 2008 at 10:03 PM

Most wild animals will run straight down the road until the get to where they are going. I see it every day. And that was no coyote.

Johan Klaus on August 13, 2008 at 7:06 PM

Cross-breed a pit bull and a German Shepherd and you get that. I’ve seen thousands.

otcconan on August 13, 2008 at 3:58 AM

If the head is similar to the head that they had on display, it was not a dog or a coyote. It had the snout of a hog.

Johan Klaus on August 13, 2008 at 7:14 PM

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