Comments on: Heart-ache: Robot waterboarded

By: JG2K6

JG2K6 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:34:18 +0000

THAT POOR ROBOT! Think of his robot family! Think of the rust he will now have to endure!

By: byteshredder

byteshredder — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:02:37 +0000

Have the ACLU and/or Code Pinkos/anti war groups been informed about this atrocity? No doubt will require endless house, and senate investigations, because, even a dummy has rights! Does the dummy have a lawyer?

By: Right_of_Attila

Right_of_Attila — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:41:49 +0000

If the robot dies, does he get rewarded 72 new-in-box models?

Go Bender!

By: TooTall

TooTall — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:03:27 +0000

I’m just an uncultured barbarian but how is this “art”?

By: becki51758

becki51758 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:47:18 +0000

hahaha I went to Coney Island last year and played Shoot the Freak! It was hilarious!

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:38:42 +0000

They are missing the hood on the person being integrated. They also forgot to incline the board so the head in below the feet.

The hood is what makes you think you are drowning because you do not actually know your position and the water poured on you makes the mind think you are being dunked head first.

In reality, the incline prevents the small amount of water that seeps through the hood from actually entering the lungs in sufficient amoungs to drown you.

Impressions are everything, job interviews and interrogation.

By: jmarcure

jmarcure — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:37:41 +0000

I was stunned with the realism of it. I really didn’t know it was a robot until I was told. It was so lifelike and the screaming was horrible. I just don’t know how a civilized nation can stand for it. Oops my bad. I was watching a segment on American Idol by mistake. Ok now I’ve seen the real deal and I must say it was pretty lame. I’ve seen better torture displays put on by the local school’s haunted house at Halloween. Ah liberals, proving daily that they have IQs in the single digits. I just want to know how these losers get paid for this stuff. I want in. I want my share. I didn’t ask to be born a conservative. You liberals owe me and owe me big.

By: RobertInAustin

RobertInAustin — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:51:21 +0000

The artist said it not a great leap of the imagination to look into the room and be able to see what is going on.

I like what Rush had to say about that.

Mr Powers, on Sept 11, 2001, just a few miles from your spectacle real people were not afforded a leap of the imagination, they leaped from real burning sky scrapers, ignited by real hijacked airplanes. For a few buck more, why don’t you create some robots to simulate their deaths. Or create a display of terrorists victims who have been blown up, beheaded or butchered. Why not robots representing people who have been saved by our limited use of water boarding? Of course you wouldn’t, because the truth is less amusing too you than your anti-American leap of imagination.

And you guys at Coney Island should be embarrassed to have this schlock in your park. It’s giving the other smut that you have there a bad name.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:37:41 +0000

Fools. Everybody knows that "torture" yields false information. Robots will say anything to end their torment.

Heart-ache: Robot waterboarded

Priceless.

By: whitetop

whitetop — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:30:56 +0000

But Hitchens lived, right?
Excuse me. I have to go waterboard the petunias.

By: Coronagold

Coronagold — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:15:04 +0000

Is it just me or did anyone else want to punch the reporters’ voice-over in the throat? Jeez what an annoying voice.

By: Jason Coleman

Jason Coleman — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:03:40 +0000

I’m not watching it twice, so forgive me my tresspasses.

Company X gave funding for. . .

“The Art Project”

SHUT UP! Once you stick a dollar bill acceptor on it, it’s NOT an “Art Project”. The IRS should immediately begin an audit of this money trail. Dollars to donuts this whole setup is also a “non-profit”.

By: Kaptain Amerika

Kaptain Amerika — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:58:18 +0000

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again… I’d gladly be water-boarded for the safety of America…

By: ampundit

ampundit — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:37:01 +0000

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on August 9, 2008 at 2:01 AM

Heh.

By: Dr. Charles G. Waugh

Dr. Charles G. Waugh — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:01:49 +0000

Robot waterboarded. May he rust in peace.

By: JarvisW

JarvisW — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:56:12 +0000

I was wondering whatever happened to that actor from the movie Eraserhead…

Lugnutmegger on August 9, 2008 at 1:13 AM

I thought he did Beakmans World for a while?

By: Dr. Charles G. Waugh

Dr. Charles G. Waugh — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:52:24 +0000

Robot Tobor waterboarded. Talk about testing your metal. (”Yes, he can?”) Still, it was an electrifying experiment. It could have been his best chance to become a tin star. Instead, it became a three ring circuit — he just bolted. But, at least, there was no meltdown. And science will forge on.

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:19:21 +0000

he got the idea from a collage drinking game i know it .

By: Lugnutmegger

Lugnutmegger — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:13:44 +0000

I was wondering whatever happened to that actor from the movie Eraserhead…

By: mesablue

mesablue — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:09:46 +0000

Can I shoot paintballs at the guy that is being waterboarded?

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:50:42 +0000

All that’s missing is a guy in a batman mask mumbling a few questions and punching the robot in the face..that would be good video.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:35:39 +0000

Its too bad in light of the Mohammad
cartoons,that the loony left don’t have
the creativity to use a Allah,or Mohommad
as the robot to make their idiot point!

Just think of the media coverage they might
of got for “the cause”,whatever that is!haha.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:30:09 +0000

Also, I think Nickelodeon/Viacom International might have a thing or two to say about that Spongebob depiction.

The Ugly American on August 8, 2008 at 10:54 PM

Damn, those evil corporations even bought the 1st Amendment! /sarc

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:29:12 +0000

R.U.R. and the ACLU are coming!

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:28:30 +0000

The animatronic Abe Lincoln is next! profitsbeard on August 8, 2008 at 10:57 PM

LOL! Should we go there again. You'll need 38 more manikins....