Comments on: Finally: Pentagon spokesdrone debuts

By: urbancenturion

urbancenturion — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:22:26 +0000

thanks for the head’s up; I missed the “non-Putin causes” line the first time through

…nearly made me break out laughing at work

By: urbancenturion

urbancenturion — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:16:57 +0000

incinerating…the press corps…

what a great idea!

By: kiakjones

kiakjones — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:04:47 +0000

MPEU-387A For President!

By: pilamaye

pilamaye — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:57:59 +0000

They should have the ED 209 up there answering questions.

YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO DROP YOUR NOTEPAD AND SURRENDER!

By: jerrytbg

jerrytbg — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:35:22 +0000

These guys a great…Every skit I’ve sean so far I’m lmaf!!

By: GarandFan

GarandFan — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:35:56 +0000

Love it! Can we get Helen Thomas to sit within 200 feet? I’m sure just one question from her would cause a detonation.

By: triple

triple — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:32:15 +0000

The whole drone-vision stuff was stolen directly from terminator.. love it

By: Bladerunner1701

Bladerunner1701 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:05:08 +0000

self destruct… FANTASTIC!

By: Rosmerta

Rosmerta — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:04:56 +0000

You mean I don’t have to keep reading the entrails?

sigh…

By: Right_of_Attila

Right_of_Attila — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:18:03 +0000

HAh…pay attention to the crawler. The Microsoft blurp…HILARIOUS!

SouthernGent on August 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM

A jade amulet to fix Windows Vista is a technological dead end. I always wave a dead chicken over my PC!

By: BDavis

BDavis — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:58:36 +0000

We are the droids we’ve been waiting for.

By: MilBlogs

MilBlogs — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:49:31 +0000

Breakthrough in Military Public Affairs…

Check out the military spokesdrone…….

By: Nichevo

Nichevo — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:16:20 +0000

Haarumph! It’s about time we had robots answering drones.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:00:07 +0000

Robot spokesperson:

News Info Babette: Uh,will Bush be impeached befor he
leaves office?

Robot: I can’t believe you asked that question!

NI Babette:Well,i’m waiting for the answer?

Robot: Thats a very hostile question,please ask another!

NI Babette: No i want an answer?

Robot: I’m starting my detonation countdown!
Will you recondsider?

NI Babette: No, I want the answer!

Robot: 10.9.8.7.6.5.4……..haha:)

By: spmat

spmat — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:54:29 +0000

I heart you, AP. You always bring teh funny.

By: Seven Percent Solution

Seven Percent Solution — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:45:26 +0000

“Self Destruct Mode”……………. I love it!

By: highhopes

highhopes — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:18:50 +0000

A bargain at $45M!

By: AUINSC

AUINSC — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:07:22 +0000

HAh…pay attention to the crawler. The Microsoft blurp…HILARIOUS!

SouthernGent on August 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM

Ha, did you see the one about Obama dressing as a deer to attract the attention of the hunter demographic? Hahahahah! Perfect!

By: Weebork

Weebork — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:58:29 +0000

Yeeeesssssssssss

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:57:27 +0000

HAh…pay attention to the crawler. The Microsoft blurp…HILARIOUS!

By: carbon_footprint

carbon_footprint — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:53:14 +0000

US Today=Low Threat Level?

By: Dr. Manhattan

Dr. Manhattan — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:51:31 +0000

The Pentagon is one of the few organizations I’d like to be less transparent. That place is leakier than a wicker submarine.

By: Send_Me

Send_Me — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:48:20 +0000

It’s sad in a way, and yet quite remarkable at the same time, when satire, which contains so little substance, says so very much. Whether it be the Onion or Gerard Baker, both accomplish more in terms of reaching the People than any serious article or commentary.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:45:39 +0000

And robots don’t write “tell-all” books…

By: Bishop

Bishop — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:41:28 +0000

The bot might decide to self-destruct upon seeing Helen Thomas, I know I have.