Comments on: Quote of the day

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:30:21 +0000

This years lifetime acheivement award goes to (drum roll)Sen Ted Kennedy

By: misterpeasea

misterpeasea — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:17:21 +0000

Pisses me off that people supposedly on our side are honoring a man who has done so much harm to this country.

Buncha country-clubbing elitest jackasses.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:43:39 +0000

Old Ted was against oil spillin’,
No rigs out at sea for gas tank fillin’,
But he was out in a yacht
With some young girl that he got,
And now he’s all for offshore drillin’!

By: 18-1

18-1 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:16:23 +0000

We’ve seen what happens when southern rubes got a chance to run the country…into the ground.

I think the Dems will need another 40 years to clean up the mess.

alphie on July 29, 2008 at 11:11 PM

You really think it will take 50 years to recover from Bill Clinton? You are a pessimist.

By: kirkill

kirkill — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:51:33 +0000

AAAAaaaaahhhhhh!

By: fossten

fossten — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:44:22 +0000

Honor him for what, exactly?

By: Travis1

Travis1 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:36:07 +0000

Is it true that Nancy Pelosi will sing harmony at the convention?

By: Akzed

Akzed — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:25:48 +0000

There once was a rumrunner’s son,
Whose favorite thing was to run.
To the senate he’d go,
But from poor Mary Jo,
He ran off like he’s shot from a gun.

By: Akzed

Akzed — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:12:24 +0000

“Dontcha know that you’re my heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrroooooooooooooo?”
-Orrin “The Moral Imbecile” Hatch.

By: CynicalOptimist

CynicalOptimist — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:04:25 +0000

What I’d like to know, did they save the baby from Mary Jo, and if they did, let’s do a DNA test.

By: abcurtis

abcurtis — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:27:58 +0000

We’ve seen what happens when southern rubes got a chance to run the country…into the ground.

By southern rubes you mean Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter dont you, alphie?

By: abcurtis

abcurtis — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:23:05 +0000

Orin Hatch – another useless pile of well, whatever. I’ve said it before and this article confirms it – Orin and Ted are friends – American politics is just like pro wrestling. They beat each other up and bloody each other, then when the round is over they go back into the Senate chambers, have a few drinks, smack each other on the back and say, “well, we fooled’em again.”
Fooey on this whole useless bunch and shame on us for being fooled over and over again.

By: Al-Ozarka

Al-Ozarka — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:39:47 +0000

Have mercy!

By: sabbott

sabbott — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:59:14 +0000

terrible song about a terrible man from a terrible institution who has registered hundreds of terrible votes for America…

By: pilamaye

pilamaye — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:47:14 +0000

I would rather listen to an extended amplified blaster-mix rendition of empty milk cans crashing down a steel stairwell than I would listening to even 15 seconds of this moronic drivel.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:46:53 +0000

before you get all teary eyed, just remember this lop of crud is responsible for EVERY piece of immigration legislation that has been excreted from the anus of our government for as long as anyone of us on this site can remember.

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:54:35 +0000

All kidding aside….

I wonder if Teddy is sorry for trying to undermine the Reagen administration by conspiring with Communist Russia?

I wonder if Teddy realizes his Spanish/Portuguese singing will never make American Idol’s top whatevah list.

I wonder…., oh shucks…. he’s passed out drunk again….

By: MB4

MB4 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:39:53 +0000

Well Ted sure drinks the gin
As do most of his kin
With Hatch writing a song
For the man he has loved for so long
Now Ted’s got some rhythm to go with his sin

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:25:20 +0000

Ted – Camelot

Surf – It’s only a model

Ted – shhhhh!

By: winemkr

winemkr — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:23:16 +0000

Vote for Republicans

Vote for Checks & Balances.

Power Corrupts, and Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Imagine the Democrats with Super Majorities in the US House of Representatives, The US Senate(which they already control) and The White House THEN with a fawning National Media..

Nothing good can come from it..

Chakra Hammer on July 30, 2008 at 12:43 AM

Those of us who live far away from the lemmings in the big cities really don’t have much to worry about.

OK, there is the blood pressure thing, but that is easily controlled by jumping on a Madone and riding strong.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:10:37 +0000

Ted is a curious old foe
He’s the shape of my narly old toe
When he opens his yap
My gawd, what a sap
Making plans for my wallet, you know

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:02:37 +0000

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who traveled on many a junket
A boozer for life
Unfaithful to wife
Now cancer took his ship and sunk it

That’s my artistic contribution to uncle Teddy. Eventually the party has to end Teddy and we must all stand before Christ and give an account.

40 million baby boys and girls uncle Teddy. 40 million.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:58:46 +0000

Life would be pretty darn boring without adversaries.

Ted, you SOB, get the hell back in the chamber so we have more to argue about.

The song? Heh…..it ain’t Muileann na Buaise.

By: Halley

Halley — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:45:09 +0000

Coming up:

Dig Him, Just Dig Him – dedicated to Michael Moore
Understand Him, Just Understand Him – dedicated to Osama bin Laden
Worship Him, Just Worship Him – dedicated to Barack Obama

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:19:46 +0000

Morons.. sheesh.. did they not see the video?

Chakra Hammer on July 30, 2008 at 1:16 AM

Tch tch tch, where to begin? You know, you could catch someting from a strange blog.