Comments on: Photos: Ain’t no party like a John Kerry party

By: Del Dolemonte

Del Dolemonte — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:08:17 +0000

Sir Napsalot

Due to his striking resemblance to the butler from the old Addams Family tv show.

By: Sir Napsalot

Sir Napsalot — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:48:01 +0000

BTW, how did Senator Kerry get stuck with “Lurch”? Why?

By: Esthier

Esthier — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:26:54 +0000

I don’t get why he’s upset. Did anyone seriously believe this was anything other than what he’s claiming it is? I mean did anyone really think those girls would ever or were then actually partying with him?

By: abcurtis

abcurtis — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:10:52 +0000

Has Kerry had a stroke? His eyes seem to be going in different directions.

By: The Jawa Report

The Jawa Report — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:05:41 +0000

Caption Contest: Partying with John Kerry Edition…

Is it me or does John Kerry look a bit polluted in this image? Kerry’s office has issued a statement calling the incident, “chance encounter on a dock” ER uh OK, I think we can do better, write and excuse……

By: lodestonejames

lodestonejames — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:59:44 +0000

He be rollin’ they be hatin’

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:58:44 +0000

He’s ready to be served!

Torch on July 30, 2008 at 9:12 AM

Fixed it.

By: peacenprosperity

peacenprosperity — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:55:19 +0000

“I actually did go to Hooters, before I didn’t”

Hey! I like Hooters.

By: Torch

Torch — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:12:13 +0000

He’s ready to serve!

By: Akzed

Akzed — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:58:09 +0000

“Hey, where’re the vjj-shaped straws?” -John F. Kerry.

By: volsense

volsense — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:54:03 +0000

Take away Theresa’s money and this clown goes back to the streets. As long as he keeps her on her “meds” she’ll be fine.

By: ctmom

ctmom — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:50:28 +0000

He is taking over for Ted Kennedy…

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:59:33 +0000

Does he have his purple heart on?

elifino on July 30, 2008 at 6:03 AM

..”heart on”. heh heh, that’s funny, you should be writing for Leno.

By: pilamaye

pilamaye — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:48:33 +0000

Yeah, dude! Party at the Kerrys!

You bring the ketchup packs, I’ll bring the Botox!

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:34:07 +0000

If he’s not hammered, I’d suggest he’d better seek medical attention.

By: onlineanalyst

onlineanalyst — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:13:08 +0000

Does he have his purple heart on?
elifino on July 30, 2008 at 6:03 AM

Has he ever had a “heart on”? Ahem…

I guess the gals on the Love Boat were dazzled by Jawn’s better hair and had to medicate themselves with booze after experiencing that heart-stopping excitement.

By: Bootleghooch

Bootleghooch — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:56:21 +0000

Hey John… Why the long face?

By: onlineanalyst

onlineanalyst — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:17:20 +0000

The bimbo eruption was just imitating an old BeeGee;s tune when they saw the heroic senator: “I Started a JoKe”.

By: evilned

evilned — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:07:43 +0000

Hmm,

John Kerry is:

1) Looking to become the next Hugh Hefner.
2) Scoping out his next meal ticket
3) Recovering from his brainectomy.

By: elifino

elifino — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:03:27 +0000

Does he have his purple heart on?

By: carbon_footprint

carbon_footprint — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:57:47 +0000

I’ll bet he was just hoping one of these fine young ladies could tell him where he could “git me a huntin’ license.” Or maybe a philly cheesesteak with lots of yummy mozarella.

Cicero43 on July 29, 2008 at 11:32 PM

It was Swiss. see your point tho

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John Kerry Gone Wild! « The Vast Global Zionist Conspiracy v 5.0 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:49:50 +0000

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By: Cicero43

Cicero43 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:32:58 +0000

I’ll bet he was just hoping one of these fine young ladies could tell him where he could “git me a huntin’ license.” Or maybe a philly cheesesteak with lots of yummy mozarella.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:31:52 +0000

“I actually did go to Hooters, before I didn’t”

or better yet…

“… whispered sweet nothings in ears, got a little head, tape booby tassels to human breasts and turned some music on, cut off bikini straps, blew up dolls, randomly groped civilians, raised beers in fashion reminiscent of a frat party…”

By: rockhauler

rockhauler — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:29:03 +0000

Ok so some under cover covert Republican dirty tricks operatives ambushed Kerry, and got photos…..

No wait…some under cover Clinton operatives ….

no wait, who did Kerry endorse??