profitsbeard, do not worry about alphie. He will be my client.

Entelechy on July 26, 2008 at 6:33 PM

What, are you a psychiatrist or something? (alphie needs help)

We know that the reason that he missed the visit was a campaign logistical snafu as AP at Hot Air points out, but the fact is that it’s Obama’s campaign, and thus a leadership issue. He should have been out front of this and made whatever adjustments…

McCain jumps the shark.

Satin isn’t even in the top 100
Unless she’s over 50

Beto Ochoa on July 26, 2008 at 7:33 PM

He’s in love with a really old stripper?

AZCoyote on July 26, 2008 at 7:36 PM

Satin would be more like something that John Edwards(Silky Pony) would Fall into love with..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satin

Satin is a cloth that typically has a glossy surface and a dull back. It is a warp-dominated weaving technique that forms a minimum number of interlacings in a fabric. If a fabric is formed with a satin weave using filament fibers such as silk, nylon, or polyester, the corresponding fabric is termed a “satin”.

Not to be confused with Satan..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan

looks like his patriotism wasn’t strong enough to overcome the lack of a photo-op.

Putz.

The trouble is not just Obama’s scrubbed Landstuhl visit, but his overall presumptuousness as some president-in-waiting……

I also yearn for my taxes to go up substantially because I feel guilty for earning so much money, so easily, and for not allowing my leaders to redistribute it to the poor of the U.S. and the world, at their will.

Further, I look forward to at least 3 SCOTUS judges, of either side, to retire, or die, during the next 8 Obama years, and for him to replace them with anyone he chooses. I wish to be on that side of history, for the sake of absolute justice for all, especially for the poor criminals, gang members, illegal immigrant criminals, who’re discriminated against the most. Also, more domains, in fact any which will benefit the government, should be paif for cheaply, and converted for the good of the many.

Also, it’s high time that all troops come home, including from Germany, South Korea, and Japan. We’ll put them to work at raising barriers, to keep the oceans from flooding all of us. Al Gore will be in charge of this project. All terrorist activities should be handled as criminal cases, on a one by one, in our U.S. courts, or in the world courts.

I also favor all decisions pertaining to wars, of any kind, no matter how many attacks on our country, to be made by the U.N. In fact, I favor all U.S. foreign policy henceforth to be transferred to the U.N. The rest of the world will love us for it, and it’s high time that we show cooperation with the rest of humankind.

Enough of this American individualism and looking out for the best of the U.S. Too much freedom and liberties are not good and lead to wealth, arrogance, and dominance. Cooperation among all nations, on any international topics is in order and Obama is right. Our time has come. By “our” I mean us, the citizen of the world.

I look forward to working less, to cheat more on the effort and the hours, in other words to just go with the socialist flow. I hear socialsm offers a worker’s paradise and I look forward to live that easier life.

All energy sources should be nationalized. Enough of the rich magnats, the billionaire bastards who run the energy corporations, while we have to pay over $4.00/gallon of gas. Lock them up and take all their resources. Let the Obama Department of Energy take a lesson from the great Hugo Chavez. He’s lifting every Venezuelan from poverty and it is high time to repeat the effort in the U.S. Every U.S. working class citizen, or non-citizen, deserves this privilage.

At leat once a year every U.S. citizen should be forced to serve in one or another capacity, for free, in the service of our country. No, I don’t mean the military (screw them), I mean civic services, to do good in one form or another. We owe this to our fellow citizens.

The ownership of home pets should be forbidden. We have needs for starving children in Bangladesh and the ownership of pets is a luxury, and should be abolished. It is natural to allow animals to just roam and fend for themselves. Let them go back to nature where they came from, before man spoiled them rotten.

On children, having one is the ideal, with two an absolute maximum. We’ll look to China to learn a thing or two on population control.

If you don’t like any of this, you’re heartless, a racist, or both.