I HATE to “win”.

I wish the United States would lose this war.

I can’t stand it when the United States “wins” something; I wish we could just exist Iraq in disgrace, with our tail between out legs, with a Military shattered and disgraced beyond all repair, and thus enter a period of self-loathing, self-hate, disrespect for country, President, Institutions, etc., and began a period of sucking up to Dictators, crushing Free Speech, imposing PC’ness, High Taxes, High Unemployment, no economic growth, Stagflation, etc., etc….

Wouldn’t that just be fun?

Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what Obama (PBUH)(SAW)(SWT) and the Democrats already WANT!

I just put down my bong, smacked myself in between the eyes with a ballpeen hammer for 20 min; watched a Testtube pattern on the TV for 22 straight hours, dropped on the floor and did the Curly spin-in-a-circle-on-my-left-shoulder for 5min..Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk, read the collected works of Ayn Rand & Al Franken for 3 days straight, guzzled 3 cases of Red Bull, and then played auto-erotic asphyxiation with a clothsline on myself for 2 hours and Viola! I was able to think like an Anti-American/Pro-Jihadi Democratic Lefist Traitor Nutbag instaneously!

See, simple, it DOES work!

Hogy vary; hogy van

With that said it’s still nice to hear that we are winning.

Imagine their consternation when they discover (in no particular order), the Doobie Brothers have broken up, George W. bush actually won the 2000 election, dinosaurs are extinct, and, the Japanese dropped the bomb on Pearl Harbor.

Those poor people have a lot of grief in their futures.

Hahahahahahaha. Sigh

Grow Fins on July 26, 2008 at 6:53 PM

So you contend that the surge isn’t a success and that we aren’t really winning. And you’re laughing about it.

I guess that shows where you stand. Thanks for making that plain.

Harry Reid, that’s who.

Lil’ Nancy may need to reconsider her “Total Failure” comment also…while studying the flatlining approval rating of the very congress her and Dingey Harry run.

There sure is a total failure in D.C. Nance, and it’s in you’re branch of the government.

I thought as I viewed them, knowing that the park was probably open during “Saddam time,” now they can go to the park, in their park, without always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

http://standupformccain.com/

Hahahahahahaha. Sigh

Same old same old from this boorish troll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7lROml502U

The moonbats are seething.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh81UACUvvw

An even sadder truth is that probably 90% of the population only get their political news at the top of the hour on the radio station they listen to on their daily commute and that’s about it.

crosspatch on July 26, 2008 at 6:16 PM

One of our local (Seattle) conservative stations uses ABC news for its breaks. The slant is just breathtaking sometimes. (Most of the time, in fact.)

I have the feeling that the MSM press is preparing the excuse for Obama to remove the troops if he is elected: we won, let’s get out

Ropera on July 26, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Interesting theory. Knowing that “admitting defeat” (there was no defeat, but they WERE spinning it that way) isn’t a good strategy for The Savior™, but salivating over a quick withdrawal to satisfy the hippies, this is probably the only way out.

Next they’ll have a story about how the West won the Cold War……..

Janos Hunyadi on July 26, 2008 at 6:19 PM

Fabulous!

the slime-sucking whores at the Associated Press are joining.

Not a fan, I’m guessing?

More seriously, despite the positive nature of this story, I don’t particularly care for reporters writing analytical pieces like this.

Reporters report; analysts analyze.

Keep ‘em separated.

Next they’ll have a story about how the West won the Cold War……..