Comments on: Video: Chef prepares his dream omelet

By: frankj

frankj — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:08:01 +0000

Didn’t do anything for me.

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:56:39 +0000

Hmm, no mention of coming to finals week and realizing you had completely forgotten about one of your classes.

By: Et tu Brute

Et tu Brute — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:49:41 +0000

Really, Allah…

You need to cool it with The Onion posts.

They’re getting…

…old.

By: Rhinoboy

Rhinoboy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:42:03 +0000

Why aren’t these guys in just their underwear?

That’s my outfit when I’m on dream TV.

By: spmat

spmat — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:31:43 +0000

Win.

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:54:47 +0000

Heh, for an omelet made

without cheese

this video was the cheesiest!

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:26:08 +0000

Perfect!

Limerick on July 25,2008 at 6:16PM.

Limerick: I’m puzzled,are you going to eat it first,
then convert it to gas,as in an Iraq gas attack,
haha,

or, will the goodies on the plate,be utilized as
outgoing ordanance,like a screaming plate,just
clearing your fence,haha?

What,say you?—————————–:)

By: Limerick

Limerick — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:23:19 +0000

This will go great with my Au Rotten potatoes.

By: SilverStar830

SilverStar830 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:22:37 +0000

lol wut

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:21:06 +0000

I’m in,spatula,and World War two eggs,
fine Canadian bacon in the medicene cabinet,
side order of keys,fantastic,and it should
taste awfully succulent! a hum,haha:)

By: Limerick

Limerick — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:16:59 +0000

Perfect! I have something new to offer up to my neighbor to the west of me.

By: carbon_footprint

carbon_footprint — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:06:06 +0000

Post drugs or pre drugs? :P

lorien1973 on July 25, 2008 at 6:01 PM

Hmm, “Less Than Zero” or “Ironman”?
lol

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:02:18 +0000

Haha

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:01:35 +0000

carbon_footprint on July 25, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Post drugs or pre drugs? :P

By: kirkill

kirkill — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:01:14 +0000

What, NO Onions!?

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:01:12 +0000

no way. it’s the video that’s wondering “are we spying on paranoid schizophrenics enough?”

By: carbon_footprint

carbon_footprint — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:00:58 +0000

I prefer Downy with my omelets, is that a problem?

lorien1973 on July 25, 2008 at 5:56 PM

The fabric softener or the actor?

By: offroadaz

offroadaz — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:59:17 +0000

hah pretty good

the kid who bankrupts make-a-wish is still my all time favorite from the Onion

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:56:18 +0000

I prefer Downy with my omelets, is that a problem?

By: carbon_footprint

carbon_footprint — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:55:35 +0000

Don’t mess with success!

By: mikeyboss

mikeyboss — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:55:31 +0000

Talking to a dolphin in the voice of your mother. I like.

Also, he worked in the common dream of losing one’s teeth. I haven’t had that, with me I tend to have very long hair in dreams.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:51:42 +0000

Oh yeah, almost forgot: slow news day?

By: Bishop

Bishop — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:51:03 +0000

What, is he trying to steal words from MLK? “Dream”?

Racist chef.