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posted at 8:47 pm on July 14, 2008 by Allahpundit
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The political chitchat at my atheist drum circle sounds exactly like this. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, “Citizens for a Bleaker America” is our PAC.

We’re currently leaning towards Obama, mainly because he’s slightly more likely to flip-flop in our direction if he needs the votes. And also because of the kicking-a-child-in-the-face thing, of course.


‘No Values Voters’ Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate


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Sufferege 08′

Me thinks,Sufferget City by Bowie should
be their rallying cry,oops I mean call!

canopfor on July 14, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Heh.. Democrats=”No Values Voters”

Maxx on July 14, 2008 at 8:54 PM

We’re currently leaning towards Obama, mainly because he’s slightly more likely to flip-flop in our direction if he needs the votes.

Ha!

malan89 on July 14, 2008 at 8:57 PM

No values issues,wouldn’t this be
perfect for fence sitters, the so-
called moderates!(Im kidding) :).

canopfor on July 14, 2008 at 8:57 PM

McCain’s mastered the flip-flop. I suggest you start leaning the other way.

Nonfactor on July 14, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Obama likes to kill babies with partial birth abortion.

Chakra Hammer on July 14, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Wow, a whole thing about evil candidates without mentioning Bush? Is The Onion trying to be objective?

jimmy the notable on July 14, 2008 at 9:05 PM

“I like the fact that Obama did coke, and McCain killed some people in Vietnam……..”

Meh……..

Seven Percent Solution on July 14, 2008 at 9:06 PM

Chakra Hammer on July 14, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Actually, he supports killing them post-birth as well.

Damian G. on July 14, 2008 at 9:09 PM

“Together we can change America in unspeakable ways.” Isn’t that Obama’s slogan now?

amerpundit on July 14, 2008 at 9:15 PM

Crawler: San Diego art museum sets sail for Persian Gulf via decommissioned aircraft carrier.

That’s funny!

SouthernGent on July 14, 2008 at 9:18 PM

I like that Obama stil snokes, it makes me feel good to think that his lungs are as black as his soul.

I’m betting he still sneaks a bump of ya-ho every now and then just to deal with his angry milititant banshee wife.

Alden Pyle on July 14, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Alden Pyle on July 14, 2008 at 9:23 PM

I like that Obama stil snokes, it makes me feel good to think that his lungs are as black as his soul.

I think you misspelled “democraticunderground” in your nav bar.

DaveS on July 14, 2008 at 9:28 PM

hahaha

becki51758 on July 14, 2008 at 9:30 PM

Really, we should stop suffrage. /heh

brak on July 14, 2008 at 9:34 PM

The political chitchat at my atheist drum circle sounds exactly like this.

heh…

Actually, this sounds a lot like the McCain-derangement re: “amnesty” I’ve seen running rampant around here for soooo long now. Just replace “no values” with “amnesty”, and there ya go!

JetBoy on July 14, 2008 at 9:57 PM

The political chitchat at my atheist drum circle sounds exactly like this. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, “Citizens for a Bleaker America” is our PAC.

Lol.. Welcome back, Mr. Kotter.

silverfox on July 14, 2008 at 9:59 PM

Internally inconsistent, but still funny.

Dusty on July 14, 2008 at 10:00 PM

“Citizens for a Bleaker America”

They had their president in 1976-80′.

Claypigeon on July 14, 2008 at 10:14 PM

Zzzzzzzz…..

profitsbeard on July 14, 2008 at 10:33 PM

I’m confused. Were those Democrat talking points or was that satire?

Mojave Mark on July 14, 2008 at 10:53 PM

I love the Onion. That was a funny story.

HawaiiLwyr on July 14, 2008 at 11:06 PM

That was so much better than MSNBC. What cable channel is it on?

platypus on July 14, 2008 at 11:10 PM

Leave generalizations to the Dems/Liberals, folks.

This atheist/agnostic has strong values and will vote for McCain – although I would have preferred Romney or Tancredo.

Values can be instilled or developed by means other than religion.

greenLibertarian on July 15, 2008 at 3:38 AM

McCain’s mastered the flip-flop. I suggest you start leaning the other way.

Nonfactor on July 14, 2008 at 8:59 PM

Uh…

labrat on July 15, 2008 at 6:50 AM

The Onion gets better and better every day.

Welcome back, AP. Did you get your iPhone 3G activated yet?

darkpixel on July 15, 2008 at 7:31 AM

Wow, I didn’t know atheists had a movement, let alone a platform…

right2bright on July 15, 2008 at 8:18 AM

greenLibertarian on July 15, 2008 at 3:38 AM

Someone didn’t get the joke.

McCain’s mastered the flip-flop. I suggest you start leaning the other way.

Nonfactor on July 14, 2008 at 8:59 PM

You’re becoming a satire of yourself.

Esthier on July 15, 2008 at 10:42 AM

Wow, I didn’t know atheists had a movement…

Ever heard of Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens? Or are you just being facetious? I’m guessing the latter.

pannw on July 15, 2008 at 11:39 AM

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