lol

- The Cat

If they were earnest, they should tell the delegates to bring their own washable plates, cups, and eating utensils and when they are hungry they should walk (WALK) to Whole Foods. Washing stations and water ration tickets will be provide to clean their stuff.

To save on water, a trough will be provided for drinking but not bathing. Bathing is wasteful and is to be discourage. Patchouli will be provide at no charge.

Finally, delegates should also bring biodegradable plastic bags to store their urine and feces so that they can take them back home to throw in their compost piles which they should all be required to have.

Just to make others green with envy

Financial management – any individual or private business run as slovenly as these clowns are running their convention (and campaigns, for that matter) would be filing for bankruptcy and dodging creditors in very short order. The only thing that’s insulated the Dems is that they have become so used to wasting OPM (other people’s money), including taking a some of it in the margins for ‘expenses’, they’re completely oblivious to what true fiscal responsibility is, and is an extension of the attitude exercised by Dems (and unfortunately far too many Republicans) when performing their duties on Capitol Hill.

Organizational prowess – a greening director. Safe bet that this isn’t the only (highly or moderately highly paid) position of dubious or almost completely superfluous circumstance in the party organization, because this is totally in line with their mental model of someone with a fancy title ‘in charge’ of even the most inane facets of life, with the power and authority to issue reams and reams of gibberish filled and maddeningly nonsensical rules, regulations, and ‘guidelines’ – basically the ‘poop’ of any beauracratic process.

Never mind, it isn’t like that at all – the urge to spin, deny, obfuscate, and otherwise paper over the glaring preposterousness of their actions, and the fairly obvious consequences of their policies, procedures and choices.

Smoke mirrors, and sleight of hand – let’s not forget the backchannel opportunities of running such a slipshod and shady operation – the other use for ridiculous and nonsensical rules is to be able to shepherd sometimes apparently very lucrative contracts to preferred bidders, by creating the fig leaf excuse that those not awarded the work somehow failed to meet some specification or qualification of the job, or that ‘on balance’ the preferred bidders, while also not perfect, are a ‘better fit’. Which then opens the door for select friends of (fill in the blank) to gain access to large sums of money upon which to work various forms of chicanery to ensure the maximum possible amount winds up in their pockets.

If it wasn’t “politics”, it’d very closely resemble an organized crime syndicate.

Have a conference call or a webinar and issue a press release if the nominee isn’t Obama.

Same goes for the Republicans, by the way.

James on July 11, 2008 at 1:57 PM

I am hereby volunteering to draft the Republican press release.

You guys continue to miss the point of the “Green Movement”… it’s clearly to line the pockets of liberals with more green…

Texas Rainmaker on July 11, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Duh! How does a NASA scientist (James Hanson) get his funding? By claiming the sky is falling, claiming the administration stifles global warming, he needs mo money to fund his research!

Times that by every other kook that attends the DNC

Hey Dean! Here’s a way for Dims to “minimize your carbon foot print”, STAY HOME!

GarandFan on July 11, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Great shot at their hypocrisy! Would that they weren’t Marxists devising their spectacle to convert the ignorant masses. I suppose all the more reason to infiltrate SUBTLY and use camera phone images to sabotage their parade’s effect given YouTube exposure.

Mrs. Obama: Help you two?
Bill Ayers: Do you have any white bread ma’am?
Mrs. Obama: Yeah.
Bill Ayers: I’ll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Obama: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Bill Ayers: No ma’am, dry.
Bernardine Dohrn: Do you have any fried chicken ma’am?
Mrs. Obama: Best damned chicken in the state.
Bernardine Dohrn: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Obama: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Bernardine Dohrn: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Bill Ayers: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Obama: Ya’all want anything to drink with that?
Bill Ayers: No ma’am.
Bernardine Dohrn: A Coke.
Mrs. Obama: Be right back.

Mrs Obama: Hey Barry, there’s two crackers out there looking like a couple of hasidic jews, one wants Four fried chickens….
Barry: Bernardine…
Mrs. Obama: … the other wants some dry white toast.
Barry: Billy!!! Shoots!!! It’s the Leftest Terrorist Couple, my old college buddies!!

DNC Marxists will force the masses to eat split-pea soup day in and day out while they feast off the fat of the land.

Guidelines include using reusable serviceware rather than disposables, making green choices for any disposables that must be used, avoiding use of individual water bottles in favor of pitchers or other such dispensers, encouraging staff to take advantage of alternative transportation, providing recycling and composting, and calculating and offsetting the carbon footprint of the event using a calculator that will be provided.

These people are completely out of their flipping minds. Can you image what’s going to happen when these retards get their hands on 2/3rds or even all three branches of Government? Heaven help this country.

Yes, right up until the IRS starts garnishing your wages/slaps a lein on your property. The Tax Man always gets his.

Same goes for the Republicans, by the way.

Problem solved.

we won’t be laughing nearly as hard at a Secretary of Greening Re-Education in the Cabinet.

There ya go Ed, fixed that for ya.

If large corporations limit food by serving nothing but tofu on their menu to promote healthy eating , there won’t be participants during lunch time.

Lots of large companies have employee dining areas that feature a lot of different types of food (salads, Italian food, deli sandwiches, fresh breads, burgers and fried foods, etc.). They encourage healthy eating, but they don’t force the tofu on everybody, and the employees always have a choice.

They are not idiots.

Many large corporations also try to promote healthy eating among their employees. I don’t see this any different.
thuja on July 11, 2008 at 12:30 PM

If large corporations limit food by serving nothing but tofu on their menu to promote healthy eating , there won’t be participants during lunch time.

and calculating and offsetting the carbon footprint of the event using a calculator that will be provided.

These people are insane.
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They’re not even here yet (Colorado) and we want them to leave.