Report: Obama can “kiss my ass,” says Clinton
posted at 3:40 pm on June 28, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Evidently that’s what it’ll take to earn his support. Racist!
[A senior Democrat who worked for Clinton] told the Telegraph: “He’s been angry for a while. But everyone thought he would get over it. He hasn’t. I’ve spoken to a couple of people who he’s been in contact with and he is mad as hell.
“He’s saying he’s not going to reach out, that Obama has to come to him. One person told me that Bill said Obama would have to quote kiss my ass close quote, if he wants his support.
“You can’t talk like that about Obama – he’s the nominee of your party, not some house boy you can order around.
Tom Edsall’s new piece for HuffPo corroborates the allegations of lingering bitterness (minus the “kiss my ass” bon mot), and offers this hint that Clinton might be descending into full-fledged dissociation:
Beyond that, some associates say, Bill Clinton wants Obama to reach out to him as a mentor, a guide who can lead Obama through the labyrinth of a tough presidential election. “Bill wants to be honored, to return to the role of Democratic elder statesman, and get rid of this image of him as a pol willing to do anything to win,” said one associate.
Truly, Obama has much to learn from a one-man gaffe riot whose “unstoppable” machine he outraised and outmaneuvered to the point where he’s now forced to ask his own donors to help peel it off the road. Exit question: Is there such a thing anymore as a Bill Clinton constituency? Which Clinton supporters does he think will be staying home this fall if Hillary hits the trail for Obama but he, in a fit of spite, doesn’t? His wife’s a bigger name than he is now and has some (momentary) cultural resonance with women; Gore is arguably bigger than he is too and has already enthusiastically endorsed Obama, as of course have Jimmy Carter, John Kerry, and even George McGovern, meaning that every other Democratic nominee dating back 36 years is on board for Hopenchange. (JFK’s endorsement by proxy pushes the timeline back even farther.) So who cares? What does Obama gain by dragging Clinton around the country, except an occasional reminder to the liberal base that leftist messiahs don’t always end up especially leftist or messianic?
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That BJ will be a millstone is why I hope he tours with Barry…
Harry Schell on June 28, 2008 at 3:43 PM
McCain/Clinton ‘08!
Bugler on June 28, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Well, for South Park watchers, Billy Jeff may now have to “apologize” to Jessie Jackson…..
Hawkins1701 on June 28, 2008 at 3:44 PM
I think they got the quote wrong. It was about kissing the anterior appendage.
eaglesdontflock on June 28, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Gumballs!
Ropera on June 28, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Oh Goody. Keep the entertainment coming Mr. Bill.
bridgetown on June 28, 2008 at 3:47 PM
How many divisions has Slick Willie?
SteveMG on June 28, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Kiss it.
Maquis on June 28, 2008 at 3:49 PM
Better:
How many divisions has the man from Hope?
SteveMG on June 28, 2008 at 3:50 PM
It’s going to be a loooon and hot summer, for sure.
Heh, what grinds at Mr. Clinton is that Obama outfoxed him and his Mrs. on triangulation. They will both die bitter about this single fact. “How did this punk dare to?”.
I can’t wait for the Nov. 4, late at night, or Nov. 5, early morning Gargantuan orgasm around the world, or the hysterical Gargantuan cry, around the same. Either way, we’ll deserve it.
Mrs. Clinton as SCOTUS
Mr. Carter as Secretary of State
Mrs. Maxine Waters as Secretary of Intelligence
Mr. John Forbes Kerry as Secretary of Elitism and Haughtiness, aka, Style
Mrs. Obama as Better Than You National Hostess
Mr. Gore as Secretary of Climate Change Exploitation and Taxation
Mr. Clinton as Crybaby in Chief
Mr. Obama as Messiah of the World
Rejoice!
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Bill to Obama:
Apologize.
misterpeasea on June 28, 2008 at 3:53 PM
This campaign has uncovered more of what Bill is all about. He’s a classic political thug. His complete selfishness and righteousness can only help McCains efforts to gain independants. Some liberal rags are hinting if he keeps it up he may damage his reputation. Damage his reputation? Isnt this the guy who got a BJ in the Oral office, lied to a grand jury, whitewater….etc etc. Do these Libs actually believe themselves when they think he has a good reputation. And does anyone know inaugeration history…dont they always say the entire presidents name? How will they get around having to say Hussein
malkinmania on June 28, 2008 at 3:56 PM
I feel his pain:
.
Obama could smooch my posterior and shine my shoes, but I still would not vote for the fascist.
Right_of_Attila on June 28, 2008 at 3:56 PM
If you had told me a year ago my opinion of the Clintons would grow significantly, I would have called you crazy!
TheBigOldDog on June 28, 2008 at 4:00 PM
In Waco he’s known as Billy The Baby Burner
Beto Ochoa on June 28, 2008 at 4:07 PM
Bill is now beginning to understand what Reagan meant when he said “I didn’t leave my party, my party left me”.
Nahanni on June 28, 2008 at 4:11 PM
William Jefferson Clinton did nothing while Americans and allies were blown up in the nineties.
Obama is a commie whose presidency will cripple this nation.
Both of them can kiss MY big, black…combat boot.
baldilocks on June 28, 2008 at 4:12 PM
MB4 on June 28, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Busted…
Bill stole that line from the new Presidential Obama Seal.
christophercube on June 28, 2008 at 4:15 PM
So, what’s next? Bill imitating Shaq as a rapper?
“Yo, Obama, how my a** taste?”
rbb on June 28, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Barack Hussein Obama, that is.
baldilocks on June 28, 2008 at 4:18 PM
This is not the Bill Clinton that Obama knows.
christophercube on June 28, 2008 at 4:18 PM
baldi, I can leave HA now and enjoy the day. The work here is done :)
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Gets more mileage than a VW Turbo Diesel
Beto Ochoa on June 28, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Excuse my English, but f**k these allegedly adult men and their Queen-bee high school girl games!!!
They are more b*tch than I am. Pansies.
baldilocks on June 28, 2008 at 4:22 PM
baldi, Engel, I hardly ever drink anything alcoholic – today I’ll get out something special and raise it in your honor. Prosit to you!
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Imagine being Mr. Clintons psychologist or hypnotist.
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 4:30 PM
Clintons = Clinton’s
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Even Pres Clinton knows Barry is a fraud.
TroubledMonkey on June 28, 2008 at 4:33 PM
misterpeasea on June 28, 2008 at 3:53 PM
LOL. Kiss it; apologize*
What’s hilarious about this role reversal is that Clinton is Mr.President and Obama is only Mr.Wannabe as yet. The “Mr.President can’t talk like that about our Wannabe” tripe is another LOL. Wanna bet Bill can’t say what he wants? What’s he got to lose at this point? NOTHING!!! It’s all gone already except for the title. So let the good times roll.
maverick muse on June 28, 2008 at 4:34 PM
When arrogant assholes collide.
carbon_footprint on June 28, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Or, better still, his proctologist, in a vain attempt to get Billy Jeff’s head pulled out.
BillH on June 28, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Beto Ochoa on June 28, 2008 at 4:22 PM
Stage 4 catch phrase?
christophercube on June 28, 2008 at 4:35 PM
YES HE CAN!
christophercube on June 28, 2008 at 4:36 PM
Yeah, but what bugs him so, it eats him alive, is that the punk has outfrauded him, that he’s surpassed the ‘master’, and beaten his wife in the process.
The Messiah is now the world Emperor of Triangulation.
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 4:38 PM
How does it taste, Barry?
dont taze me bro on June 28, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Shaq says: How does it taste, Barry?
.
(fixed it)
dont taze me bro on June 28, 2008 at 4:44 PM
malkinmania “Damage his reputation?”
Exactly, but please don’t overlook the formality of having been IMPEACHED. Geez, Nixon quit rather than face impeachment. So those of us who thought impeachment must be worse than death were stunned when it didn’t phase Clinton. But then, if it all depends on what “is” is, then being the Waco baby burner doesn’t matter, either, as there is no conscience with Marx. Clinton’s fuming because his deal with Mephistopheles was to trounce the audacity of hope in hell and now Obama’s cornering that monopoly with change that fools can believe in.
maverick muse on June 28, 2008 at 4:44 PM
That’s a very scary picture you’ve painted in my head.
abinitioadinfinitum on June 28, 2008 at 4:45 PM
MB4 on June 28, 2008 at 4:46 PM
If Hussein were to kiss Billy’s pink redneck arse in front of the Sam Walton Museum in Bentonville, AR right under the Confederate Soldier Memorial, it wouldn’t feed one chile: but I’d like to watch. I mean, not in a creepy gay way or anything, just for the spectacle.
Akzed on June 28, 2008 at 4:47 PM
Go Der Slickmiester! Keep the lolz coming!
Tacitus on June 28, 2008 at 4:48 PM
It ain’t Bill Clinton’s party anymore! That much is crystal clear to everyone but BJ.
Enjoy your ride under the bus, Bill!
aero on June 28, 2008 at 4:48 PM
carbon_footprint on June 28, 2008 at 4:34 PM
conjoined twins @ birth,
rectal organ donor,
or blood brothers?
maverick muse on June 28, 2008 at 4:48 PM
At least you put some humor to it. :)
abinitioadinfinitum on June 28, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Looked at from the standpoint of absolute self-interest as a factor in decision-making, I think Hillary and Bill would prefer an Obama loss to McCain.
President Obama means Hillary probably doesnt get another shot at The Big Prize. If McCain wins tho, Hillary is back in the Senate as the prohibitive front runner for the Dem nomination in 2012 & a shot at McCain’s VP, who will have the difficult task of defending three straight GOP Presidencies. Post-FDR, neither party has held the Oval Office for 4 consecutive terms.
Unless McCain’s VP turns into some kind of pop culture superstar overnight, the conditions for Dems generally and Hillary in particular look pretty good in 2012. And right now, theres not a Congresscritter or Dem governor in sight lining up to rival Hillary.
So i suspect both Clintons will campaign publicly for Obama; all the real catfighting will go on behind the scenes. I also think Obama will get JFK/FDR-style press coverage and enormous popmediaculture adulation. He’ll be in cereal ads before long. That might be just enough to elect him in a close race.
But while Bill & Hill slam McCain at college rallies and state fairs across the country this Fall, by night they will pray for McCain to win. Hillary will anyway. Who knows about Bill? I suspect deep down he does not want her to be President.
Discuss.
Mike D. on June 28, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Michelle asks what this will do for her children.
maverick muse on June 28, 2008 at 4:50 PM
It’s worth putting up with the Obama cult to see the Clantons finally getting their comeuppance.
They remind me of nothing more than the Dukes at the end of “Trading Spaces” shouting “Turn those machines back on!!” after they have been ruined by Billy Ray Valentine.
rockmom on June 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Obama better get started – that’s a whole lotta ass.
sulla on June 28, 2008 at 4:55 PM
For the first time in my life, I agree with Bill: Earbama can kiss my a** too!
hamnj7 on June 28, 2008 at 4:57 PM
Isn’t it precious that the only two ex-presidents who
can’twon’t move out of the spotlight are Democrats? Is there some deeperinterpetation I’m missing?a capella on June 28, 2008 at 4:58 PM
Barack Hussein Obama (Allah be praised), missed the whole point of making up, and unity with the Clintons. First off Hussein, you have to understand Slick Willy’s code words, of is, kiss etc. When WJC says, “kiss my ass,” he means you do it like Monica, under his desk!
byteshredder on June 28, 2008 at 5:06 PM
Bill Clinton, “Hey Obama how does my A** Taste?”
Chakra Hammer on June 28, 2008 at 5:06 PM
Classic
Cicero43 on June 28, 2008 at 5:11 PM
‘Pologize….kiss it…..’pologize.
Hening on June 28, 2008 at 5:25 PM
Nothing says loving like being out frauded buy a bigger
fraud.
This is Marvelous “said in the Billy Crystal SNL tone”
Texyank on June 28, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Whodathunk that Hillary would whore out to Obama before Bubba? I thought she was the one with the guts, but she wimped out and kissed his ass first. Never saw that one coming.
Buzzy on June 28, 2008 at 5:28 PM
What Obama gets with Clinton is appeal to Reagan Democrats. Gore, Hillary, etc. have no appeal whatsoever to Reagan Dems, excepting Hillary’s momentary “anti-Obama” status in the primaries. Which ought to give Dems pause as to how disliked Obama is.
Obama will pull in the Youth Vote, but Seniors outnumber the youth vote by 8 million. Obama will pull in yuppies, but blue collar men are still the largest demo slice at 25%. Obama will pull in Blacks, but 90% block voting will repel Latinos and blue collar whites.
Clinton offers reassurance to blue collar whites and Latinos that Obama is “safe” and does not really mean the the things he’s said about policies that hurt those groups, particularly higher gas prices and electricity rates. It costs the true-believers who will vote Dem anyway.
Clinton is not stupid, he thinks Obama will lose like McGovern and at this point, Obama is the one to learn from the only re-elected Democratic President since Harry Truman.
It’s one thing to win the Kossacks in the Primary. Another to win against even Maverick in the General.
whiskey_199 on June 28, 2008 at 5:30 PM
Kathryn Jean Lopez over at the Corner thinks Bill will soon or has already reached out to the McCain camp. The ultimate triangulation!
elduende on June 28, 2008 at 5:31 PM
Try as he may, he’ll never be as crappy a president (or former president) as Carter.
uptight on June 28, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Bill Clinton just wants to save face. It’s in vogue now.
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 5:47 PM
Does this mean that Billy won’t be going to the prom with Barry?
TooTall on June 28, 2008 at 5:56 PM
Allahpundit, you only got half of the quote!
The entire B. J.-ism is:
“Obama can kiss my ass in his momma’s thong!”
profitsbeard on June 28, 2008 at 6:05 PM
you know Bill has his good points…
right4life on June 28, 2008 at 6:15 PM
For once there is something on which I agree with Billy Jeff.
Dingbat63 on June 28, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Classy.
ZK on June 28, 2008 at 6:24 PM
cartoon
abinitioadinfinitum on June 28, 2008 at 6:25 PM
Personally, Bill, I would hold out for making him wear a blue dress.
shaken on June 28, 2008 at 6:29 PM
It must be tough for Bill… Democrat Candidates will all make the Pilgrimage to kiss the ring of Big Al Sharpton, but Bill just can’t get Obama to kiss HIS.
Maybe it’s something about where Bill is wearing his, but who am I to say, who am I to say…
Mr Michael on June 28, 2008 at 6:32 PM
Got to love all the Democratic unity.
Maxx on June 28, 2008 at 6:39 PM
For history’s sake, as a wonderful memento of the 2008 election and fiasco, I printed this out and am making myself a set of coasters, in color. Thank you so much.
Entelechy on June 28, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Now that was funny !! Even though unofficially I think he already holds that position.
Maxx on June 28, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Was the comment made on stage in Two Cheeks, Idaho? (I know how big Democrats are on tying place-names into speech topics.)
andycanuck on June 28, 2008 at 7:05 PM
Well, it takes one to know one.
Zorro on June 28, 2008 at 7:30 PM
Billy: “Respect my athoriti”
Bicyea on June 28, 2008 at 7:38 PM
Bambi better proceed with caution cuz that big ass has been struttin all over Europe lately.
Travis1 on June 28, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Kiss my !ss!
Well,Bill Clinton wants Barack to (refer to the three words
above)!
Real nice Bill,Liberal Party Unity,my !ss!!!
canopfor on June 28, 2008 at 8:52 PM
“Kiss my A$$”
Way to go Bill.
I agree with You for the first time ever!
old trooper on June 28, 2008 at 9:04 PM
Tyra Banks says it best!
SouthernGent on June 28, 2008 at 9:42 PM
After President Obama formally apologizes on his knees in front of Bill Clinton in the Oval Office, he’ll send Slick Willie on a mission as Special Envoy to Iran to negotiate formal surrender—ours.
MaiDee on June 28, 2008 at 10:19 PM
“one-man gaffe riot”…Too funny!!!
Dork B. on June 28, 2008 at 10:37 PM
BJ is a disgustingly small man, whatever Lewinski says.
Overall, it would be good for the Clintons to frag Barry. Whatever damage Barry can do, the Marxists do, never seems to be fully reversed. It may be that I am entering geezerhood, but it seems to me the socialists have set the overall agenda, with some exceptions and reversals, but we are much more a socialist country than we were 25 years ago.
So I eagerly await Barry’s failure to adequately please Billy Jeff. I doubt Michelle would do much better, though she might learn a few things. After all, wasn’t shaking hands with him a “whole-body sexual experience” for one useful female idiot of the press?
Harry Schell on June 28, 2008 at 10:47 PM
DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMM!
The Race Card on June 28, 2008 at 11:00 PM
:)
The Race Card on June 28, 2008 at 11:00 PM
At least he did not say “Kiss my lilly-white ass”
Gatordoug on June 28, 2008 at 11:40 PM
It’s bad out there, folks.
My husband went to one of those “Unite for Change” house parties tonight. He said half the people there were pissed off Hillary supporters who only showed up to tell off the Obama people and tell them they ain’t voting for Barry this fall. He was stunned. He tried to talk to them but they weren’t having it.
rockmom on June 28, 2008 at 11:47 PM
Hey! You stole my word! And judging from the sound of it, I don’t have the juevos to come looking for it. It’s all yours, darlin’.
Jaibones on June 28, 2008 at 11:54 PM
I went to a McCain energy speech. (It was good BTW.) There was only one political sign there. A woman who wrote.
Hillary 1st choice
McCain 2nd choice
Obama NEVER!
Oh they’re pissed alright!
Mojave Mark on June 29, 2008 at 2:25 AM
Howard Dean has really come through looking good in all this. A talented chief executive of the Democrat Party for sure.
B ill and Hill Scorched Earth ‘08.
Ares on June 29, 2008 at 5:23 AM
Look at it this way. Every politician Willy endorsed in the past has lost. So I say, Obama – give him a big wet one exactly where he wants it. America will be better for it.
abcurtis on June 29, 2008 at 8:53 AM
Isn’t it nice for the rest of the world to finally have the blinders lifted off their eyes so that they can at long last see Bubba Billy for the 100% certified sore-losing jerk he really is?
Come on Billy, whine for us!
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!
pilamaye on June 29, 2008 at 10:41 AM
When appraised of quotes Mr. Clinton responded, “I’m just talkin’ ’bout Shaft”
“Can you dig it?”, he offered. “He’s a complicated man, but no one understands him like his Reverend.”
Shivas Irons on June 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Barack, how my ass taste? – Shaq Billy
Shivas Irons on June 29, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Look at that picture of Clinton (heading this section) and ask yourself,”Would I buy a used car from this man?”
Ernest on June 29, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Slick Willie beaten by a inexperienced rookie knows his days as a democratic leader are numbered. Hillary is used to kissing ass so swiching from Billy J to Obambi is just doing business as usual.
volsense on June 29, 2008 at 11:52 AM
The whole country already did Billy boy. What, that wasn’t enough?
johnnyU on June 29, 2008 at 12:38 PM
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