Comments on: Video: Landmark Supreme Court decision announced

By: sabbott

sabbott — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:06:17 +0000

I think the Donkey is OK for the Dems, as long as it has it’s head firmly stuck up it’s ass…

By: sabbott

sabbott — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:05:09 +0000

Excellent! If only the justices had each whipped out a large noisy pistol and fired it into the air during the DC Gun Ban case…we would have a court to be respected!

By: Rbastid

Rbastid — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:27:32 +0000

Best part is in the little ticker

“Washington Update: Dems to change party logo from Donkey to Snake eating its own tail”

By: Sir Andrew

Sir Andrew — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:09:40 +0000

BAHAHAHAH

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:09:01 +0000

Don’t most SCOTUS rulings come out Tuesdays and Thursdays?

By: unseen

unseen — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:58:49 +0000

The guys at The Onion must have been watching Idiocracy recently.

Tom_Shipley on June 24, 2008 at 1:41 PM

a funny movie.

By: Tom_Shipley

Tom_Shipley — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:41:32 +0000

The guys at The Onion must have been watching Idiocracy recently.

By: Merovign

Merovign — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:25:22 +0000

The funny thing is, I didn’t make it all the way through. I don’t even consider myself particularly far-right, but it seems to me the Onion keeps sliding “lefter” all the time. The jokes get old, and profanity, in and of itself, isn’t funny.

It’s the same joke over and over and over and over….

By: AverageJoe

AverageJoe — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:24:39 +0000

“…Democratic Party to change its mascot from donkey to snake eating its own tail…”

Dont forget to read the scrolling news ticker on the Onion reports.

By: HawaiiLwyr

HawaiiLwyr — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:24:25 +0000

I am sending this clip to every lawyer I know (which is quite a lot actually). I loved it!!!!

By: BadgerHawk

BadgerHawk — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:06:23 +0000

I think that was my favorite onion yet.

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:04:08 +0000

Sweet.

By: MNDavenotPC

MNDavenotPC — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:56:42 +0000

You know….you just know… that some nimrod will go to Kos or Huffington.. and reference the horror of this “true” report….lol

By: Stop The ACLU

Stop The ACLU — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:48:44 +0000

Major Supreme Court Decision Satire…

A little content warning for the easily offended. A little humor for those that can take it.
Supreme Court Rules That Death Penalty Is ‘Totally Badass’
H/T: Hot Air
……

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:48:40 +0000

F–kin’ A!

By: TroubledMonkey

TroubledMonkey — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:47:31 +0000

How did they get Justice Ginsburg and Justice Souter to sign onto that opinion?

The convict was a republican.

By: Voidseeker

Voidseeker — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:45:03 +0000

BEST ONION YET, BY FAR!

Ok, that’s a lie, the AQ/Truther fight was a pretty close second, but this one was just F’in awesome.

Much like the Roberts Supreme court, apparently. XD

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:34:26 +0000

How did they get Justice Ginsburg and Justice Souter to sign onto that opinion?

By: inviolet

inviolet — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:33:21 +0000

From the crawl:

Benicio Del Toro Signs Deal to Star in Benicio-del-Toro Language Film

HAHAHAHA Gotta love the Onion. And whoever wrote that news-channel music deserves a parody award.

By: ctmom

ctmom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:30:19 +0000

How do they keep a straight face?

By: Sydney Carton

Sydney Carton — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:28:31 +0000

The thing is, it’s really only half-joking when they have the Judges saying “I am the law.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:09:13 +0000

Truly F***ing awesome!

By: Akzed

Akzed — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:07:05 +0000

Hillarious, but triking me like that is not funny. infidel2 on June 24, 2008 at 11:40 AM

I hope you don’t get triked again.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:05:02 +0000

“Crazy Fuc*ing Dopeness Upheld”

Heh.

By: VikingGoneWild

VikingGoneWild — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:02:31 +0000

THAT.WAS.AWESOME!!!!!!!

I watched that here at work and just burst out laughing. Needless to say I got the ‘looks’ from a couple of the libs in the office because they know what site I’m reading.

“I am the law.” Awesome. I liked the transcript look with all the Justices saying that multiple times.

Thanks for the early morning pick me up!