Comments on: Video: The palm frond bandit

By: revolution

revolution — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:33:40 +0000

Hey Allah: Get a new g-damb word will you.

Nuance.

Story:
Building blown up in New York.

Allah-P:
Nuance.

Story:
Fifteen soldires killed by an IED:

Allah-P:
Nuance.

Story:
Allah-P burned alive in his car.

Revolution:
Nuance.

By: becki51758

becki51758 — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:16:34 +0000

hahahaa

By: Mark Jaquith

Mark Jaquith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:56:09 +0000

And people wonder why Fark has a "Florida" category. See also. Florida represent!

By: gzelmiami

gzelmiami — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:00:02 +0000

Oh God please stop it, my face hurts.
You guys have me rofl.think I might have pulled a groin

By: joeswampy

joeswampy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:43:59 +0000

He’ll be known as rosie PALM in prison.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:59:45 +0000

He should do his time at 29 Palms.

By: dont taze me bro

dont taze me bro — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:45:38 +0000

When palms are outlawed, only outlaws will carry palms.

By: stonemeister

stonemeister — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:07:47 +0000

Give me all your money or I’ll give you such a pinch!

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:32:47 +0000

I believe this poor fellow thought he was shielding his face from the video camera. Either that or auditioning for “Gilligan’s Island: The Movie”.

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:22:06 +0000

“Don’t frond me, bro.”

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:18:36 +0000

Palm fronds don’t kill, people do.

– or –

Guns don’t kill, palm fronds do.

– or –

(insert your favorite here.)

By: obladioblada

obladioblada — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:01:22 +0000

Most palm fronds are sharp. Probably cut the hell out of him, as well.

By: whitetop

whitetop — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:49:41 +0000

The Embosker strikes again.
“Drop the fronds, punk! There’s a sniper outside with a Ficus pointed at your head.”

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:23:43 +0000

Poor Beavis. He’s fallen so far.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:17:44 +0000

Here was a golden oppurtunity for the store
clerk to reach out and grap an olive branch,
and beat this guy senseless!haha.

By: Claypigeon

Claypigeon — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:10:38 +0000

That man is a monster, he murdered that poor palm tree and then used it in an attempted robbery. We need a special law that covers this.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:59:06 +0000

robblefarian on June 20, 2008 at 9:49 PM

Are you trying to say this fella might be Poison Ivy’s brother?

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:49:58 +0000

Maybe that frond had leaf cutter ants on it…or something. C’mon, I gotta give the dude at least the benefit of the doubt.

By: Claypigeon

Claypigeon — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:41:20 +0000

He was obviously a killer… That palm tree had been dead for days before this robbery. I think that if a tree dies in the course of a felony, the perpetrator can be tried for murder. I’m no “big city” lawyer but I am 100% right on this one.

By: Egfrow

Egfrow — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:06:14 +0000

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

By: Egfrow

Egfrow — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:05:37 +0000

I thought that was Beavis doing his Cornholio impression. “I AM GHEAT CORNHOLIO

By: nottakingsides

nottakingsides — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:58:16 +0000

The flip-flop attack from the left hand was very interesting.

He aborted early on and put his flip-flops back on during the frond attack.

See? Flipflop smell combined with fronds flapping. It could throw a clerk off their game. Genius!

By: Rhinoboy

Rhinoboy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:34:08 +0000

Fronds don’t let fronds rob stores.

…Sorry.

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:30:00 +0000

The=He

By: 1GooDDaDDy

1GooDDaDDy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:29:17 +0000

The is an idiot…he brought a palm branch to a stool fight!