Comments on: Video: The most unspeakable “Star Wars” production since the holiday special

By: Sultry Beauty

Sultry Beauty — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:14:09 +0000

Allah, Darth does work. I don’t like listening to MJ’s music much anymore but that was quite entertaining.

By: bigskinny

bigskinny — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:45:43 +0000

BTW… I am very glad it was edited and I only needed to surrender a very small portion of my life to view it. :)

Thank the lord (crop/edit/delete tools) for condensing the event into something that is small enough to be watchable without feeling too guilty about the drop in work production.

Oops I hear the whip cracking, later.

By: bigskinny

bigskinny — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:41:42 +0000

Ah… what craptastic fun. I enjoy a little bit of worthless viewing to make some of the monotony seem bearable. Lucas and gang are smart enough to use fandom to their advantage. Since some of the fan materials are actually better developed than the films themselves is a testament to how wonderfully craptastic it all really is. A fun family friendly show with characters that are familiar and yet fresh in their campy presentation. SWEET!

What a great and wonderful world we live in when the creator (in this case Lucas) will let the fans enjoy the product and treat it as the popcorn summer camp fare that it really is. Those poor fools who take offense need to relax and enjoy life a little more. Too bad not many people feel that way about their products to let their fans take it in so many different and enjoyably rediculous directions.

By: Planet Boulder

Planet Boulder — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:38:50 +0000

I’ll never be able to watch Star Wars ever again after that. I’ll be afraid that they will re-edit some part of the movie and have Darth break into a Micheal Jackson dance routine. Now thats scary! Which begs the question, which guy is the biggest, freakiest bad guy ever?

Darth Vader: Grotesque, mutilated amputee that wears a mask, chopped his son’s arm off, tried to kill him, tried turn to him and his sister to a life of evil and who was a blood-thirsty, power-hungry maniac.

Micheal Jackson: Grotesque, mutilated freak who sometimes wears a mask, hangs babies over balconies, ran a freaky amusement park from his back yard, molested children (allegedly) and went from being one of the most richest and popular entertainers in the world to being one of the poorest and most despised.

(I know, one’s a movie and one’s reality, but let’s suspend belief for a moment)

Your winner by a landslide….Micheal Jackson!

By: Dr.Cwac.Cwac

Dr.Cwac.Cwac — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:13:29 +0000

Ghey. Ghey. Totally ghey. Liberace ghey.

But pretty damn entertaining!

By: Reaps

Reaps — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:10:23 +0000

This was an awful combination of ‘entertainment’ obviously designed by some gays in Hollywood.

ThackerAgency on June 17, 2008 at 8:51 PM

*sigh*

What color is the sky in your world?

JetBoy on June 18, 2008 at 9:08 AM

I’ll say.

Gays and liberals. tut..

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:11:05 +0000

I’m going to go to college, get a good degree, find a sweetheart, get married, have a few kids, raise them up, watch them get married and have children…
just so I can tell the grandkids about the day I saw a Wookie dance.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:08:29 +0000

This was an awful combination of ‘entertainment’ obviously designed by some gays in Hollywood.

ThackerAgency on June 17, 2008 at 8:51 PM

*sigh*

What color is the sky in your world?

By: James

James — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:57:09 +0000

KSM was in the Chewbacca suit…shhhh, keep under your hat.

TheBigOldDog on June 17, 2008 at 7:18 PM

Hell, KSM IS a Chewbacca suit.

By: Reaps

Reaps — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:21:40 +0000

Where the hell was that filmed?

Epic lol though.

By: Viper1

Viper1 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:08:51 +0000

Wheres Rusty?

By: HawaiiLwyr

HawaiiLwyr — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:40:13 +0000

I am schlocked, simply schlocked.

By: fanderbiles

fanderbiles — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:14:58 +0000

I was hoping for a father / daughter dance.

For me, the most disturbing part was the female gamorrean guard ‘shake that thang’.

By: 44Magnum

44Magnum — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:04:11 +0000

/gagging sounds.

By: Sackett

Sackett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:01:16 +0000

Ehh… Vader with Thriller was funny, the others had poor song choices.

Wookies should not be dancing to Footloose… “Wild Thing” maybe, but Footloose- and with a Jawa??!

Princess Leia needed more of an Action Girl song (not the party girl song they gave her). Something like “She’s Just a Little Bit Dangerous”- something that says you better treat this girl right or else she might just blow your head off.

By: mram

mram — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:48:15 +0000

this would have been more interesting if one of the contestants used the rick roll.

By: cannonball

cannonball — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:24:38 +0000

want to look away… but can’t resist urge to watch.

Must resist…

Argh…

Noooooooooooooo!

By: dougwinship

dougwinship — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:11:59 +0000

Sorry folks,
My 5 and 7 year old daughters saw this on YouTube, and it is their most favoritist thing on the planet right now.
We are going to Disney World next week, and if we miss this little camporama, my life will not be worth a plug nickel.
That said, even without them, I wouldn’t miss this in return for a festering boil on the Messiah’s nose.

By: hadsil

hadsil — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:58:47 +0000

When I was in Disneyworld, just before the daytime parade started it began to rain. They continued on with the parade. It was pouring; the performers were soaked. It was absolutely stupid and funny. The best part: when the parade ended, so did the rain.

By: canopfor

canopfor — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:57:18 +0000

I liked the ending,but as they say
different strokes,for different folks!

Or even more simplier,fuel injected
or carburatored!

By: Texas Gal

Texas Gal — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:40:31 +0000

Chewy got screwed.

rivlax on June 17, 2008 at 9:16 PM

YES .. HE.. GOT .. SCREWED..!

I confess, I’m a Wookie fan.. He was very brave.. He must have American military DNA.

As for

even the theme-park show girl they dug up is considerably more attractive than Carrie Fisher in the original role…

Blacklake on June 17, 2008 at 7:11 PM

I agree with Splashman:

And just because she can lip-synch Cyndi Lauper doesn’t mean she can act.

Splashman on June 17, 2008 at 7:22 PM

I’ve got the life-size Carrie Fisher as the Princess Leia cardboard cut-out right here staring at me AND that theme-park show girl AIN’T got NOTHING on the original.

Thanks Allah, that was great. I want to go to the next.

By: jgapinoy

jgapinoy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:31:47 +0000

Next week, for the Galaxy Championship, the Darth Dancers vs. the Filipino Inmates.

By: sinsing

sinsing — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:59:20 +0000

I liked it!!!

By: srhoades

srhoades — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:34:38 +0000

Sci fi people scare me. Here's another take on the SWHS though.

By: rivlax

rivlax — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:16:19 +0000

Chewy got screwed.