Video: “Incredible McCain Girl”
posted at 2:56 pm on June 12, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Another day, another Barely Political sexploitation vid shamefully touted by the big A in a desperate bid to entertain our male (and female!) readers during a mid-afternoon lull. The “joke,” such as it is, is McCain’s temper, which is unfortunate for more than the usual reasons: The conceit forces them to distort and discolor their otherwise molten heroine, which defeats the whole purpose. The obvious solution would have been to make her a veteran of some kind and put her in cammie cutoffs. That wouldn’t leave you with much of a plot, admittedly, but “Girls Gone Wild” doesn’t have much of a plot either and that’s pretty much the idea here.
Speaking of which, that’s where all these videos are heading, right? Some sort of Election Day DVD release?
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That had some really bizarre production techniques. It was like an episode of Beakman’s World or something. I can’t put my finger on it.
Dr. Manhattan on June 12, 2008 at 3:00 PM
So, was that pro-McCain, or anti-McCain? I really couldn’t tell. I’m guessing it was pro-Barely Political more than anything else.
aero on June 12, 2008 at 3:02 PM
Dumb.
Lowest common denominator takes another dive.
danking70 on June 12, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Would you guys shame me if I told you that I enjoyed this video? I’m asking because I don’t have any sound ;-)
Viewtifulgare on June 12, 2008 at 3:04 PM
I’m for McCain Girl.
Not so much for McCain though.
natesnake on June 12, 2008 at 3:04 PM
funny
SilverStar830 on June 12, 2008 at 3:04 PM
McCain Girl 1, Obama Girl 0.
indythinker on June 12, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Ha ha !!!
BowHuntingTexas on June 12, 2008 at 3:07 PM
I love green.
Limerick on June 12, 2008 at 3:08 PM
“Yo! Who’s the green dude with breasts?”
geckomon on June 12, 2008 at 3:09 PM
If McLame puts her on the ticket, I might think about it…
Et tu Brute on June 12, 2008 at 3:13 PM
Will there be oil or Jello involved?
crude….oil
ej_pez on June 12, 2008 at 3:15 PM
McCain Girl has amazing powers.
And by “powers” I mean…..
natesnake on June 12, 2008 at 3:15 PM
God, I wish that Brunette wasn’t a cult worshipper….
Tim Burton on June 12, 2008 at 3:18 PM
It’s breastastic!
albo on June 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
That’s 2:27 of my life I’ll never get back.
And let’s not forget that “Obama Crush Girl” was so deeply smitten… she failed to vote.
Alalazoo on June 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
If you thought Obama girl was hot,
and if you thought McCain girl was scary…
wait until you see…
Collie Bitch
My collie says:
Coming to a theater near you, summer 2008.
CyberCipher on June 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
This is so stupid it’s painful… which begs the question why are there laughter tears in my eyes?
abrown28 on June 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
Thanks A.P. You’re the best! Well, except for the green blonde.
Griz on June 12, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Not too bad. Hulk McCain girl. And the Obama girl in the matrix (one of their previous videos) was also chuckle worthy. Seems like they might keep with the movie themes.
wise_man on June 12, 2008 at 3:30 PM
Wow is that ever f***ing stoopid.
Dave Rywall on June 12, 2008 at 3:34 PM
I feel dumber for entertaining the thought of watching it.
spmat on June 12, 2008 at 3:37 PM
My Friends. That was stupid, my friends.
PappaMac on June 12, 2008 at 3:47 PM
I thought that was pretty funny, myself. But, anything with boobs is aaaallll gooooood.
Wyznowski on June 12, 2008 at 3:48 PM
it was pro-boobs…
liquidflorian on June 12, 2008 at 3:54 PM
I liked all the chicks except for the Barry Bonds version of the Green Chick. That was scary. Though, she could scare the bejeepers out of the Iranians.
cat-scratch on June 12, 2008 at 3:58 PM
You call yourself the Big A? You must trust your posters.
thatcher on June 12, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Probably not “cult fave” material, but the best part was drop kicking the increasingly annoying Obama Girl thru a concrete wall.
Urrah !!!
Always Right on June 12, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Jeez, what a bunch of killjoys we have around here. “That was dumb.” Yeah, I’m sure y’all were reading your dog-eared copy of Brecht’s The Threepenny Opera in the original German when this silly post distracted you.
It’s scantily-clad girls. It’s not meant to be high art.
Enrique on June 12, 2008 at 4:02 PM
There was a point where the shirt was ripping and the cleavage was expanding where things were looking very hot…..then she got Michelle Obama man hands and turned green and it was a total buzz kill.
Alden Pyle on June 12, 2008 at 4:04 PM
we are descendind to the level of a third world country
Ropera on June 12, 2008 at 4:04 PM
yeah, I can post now! thanks guys!
Ropera on June 12, 2008 at 4:04 PM
I’ll point out Clinton’s legendary temper, and how he got a pass from the media. Double-Standard-Democrats.
jaime on June 12, 2008 at 4:10 PM
I’d pay to see pre Hulk McCain girl vs Obama girl in the mud pit.
windansea on June 12, 2008 at 4:12 PM
That altogether was better than The Incredible Hulk movie that just came out. They both sucked.
CABE on June 12, 2008 at 4:15 PM
I never could figure out why the movie studio decided to make another Hulk movie within just a few years. I mean, dont’t they usually wait until there is a new group of movie goers before the next lame remake?
wise_man on June 12, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Thank you. It had to be said.
*facepalm*
wise_man on June 12, 2008 at 4:44 PM
this is why it was so thoroughly unentertaining; rather, it was annoying and distracting from the b**bs–which I’m for…
McCain, I can
take him orleave himurbancenturion on June 12, 2008 at 5:17 PM
More boobs. Less McCain and the Messiah.
csdeven on June 12, 2008 at 5:19 PM
That deserves a hearty internet speak:
WTF!?
CTDeLude on June 12, 2008 at 5:25 PM
Some of the supporting characters in that looked familiar…. C or D list type actors, but ones with enough real TV or movie work behind them that even a rare TV/movie watcher like me has seen them.
LegendHasIt on June 12, 2008 at 5:38 PM
Long time no read! Where you been hiding?
LegendHasIt on June 12, 2008 at 5:40 PM
This mailman bites back…
bikermailman on June 12, 2008 at 5:43 PM
“has barely begun.”
Hint of fun stuff to come?
peacenprosperity on June 12, 2008 at 5:57 PM
I think hulk mccain girl versus barry girl would be fun, too.
peacenprosperity on June 12, 2008 at 5:59 PM
fify csdeven
Entelechy on June 12, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Actually, not that bad, pretty funny.
Obama should be green with envy…
right2bright on June 12, 2008 at 6:28 PM
I liked it.
“You won’t like me when you violate the Geneva Conventions” hahahaha
inviolet on June 12, 2008 at 6:37 PM
Steeling myself against the day I have to pull the lever for McShamnesty.
It’s good to be back.
csdeven on June 12, 2008 at 6:49 PM
Yeah, true dat! But those two boobs don’t have awesomely awesome nipples!
csdeven on June 12, 2008 at 6:50 PM
LMAO! Good one.
LegendHasIt on June 12, 2008 at 7:02 PM
And they say there aren’t any strong, serious roles in Hollywood for women…
Asher on June 12, 2008 at 7:38 PM
Is this supposed to be Green Woman against Super Woman? Is Green Woman a super hero? I don’t get it.
Akzed on June 12, 2008 at 7:44 PM
What’s not to like?
tlynch001 on June 12, 2008 at 7:54 PM
Pretty good, except her elbows are too pointy.
Tinian on June 12, 2008 at 8:50 PM
Amen Bros!
TheSitRep on June 12, 2008 at 10:00 PM
It started out being kind of stooopid, but when Obama Girl appeared, that just completed the circle, it all made sense! Genius!!
gxpgxp on June 12, 2008 at 10:17 PM
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
Xrlq on June 12, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Hilarious. lol@knocking Olbermann out. Extra lol@knocking Obama girl out
hmm. I feel like LL Cool J all of a sudden.
McCain say knock you out!
Reaps on June 12, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Dude, have you ever heard of The Incredible Hulk? It was a TV program from the late 70’s… David Banner, mild-mannered scientist whose experiment goes bad and results in him turning into a green hulk when he witnesses evil
gxpgxp on June 12, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Gonna be a hot time,like two cats
on a hot tin roof,but the last one
scratching,er,I mean standing will
be McCain!
canopfor on June 12, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Boobs….
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Boobs!!!
44Magnum on June 13, 2008 at 2:31 AM
The candidates themselves are boobs and not only interested in self interest.
Look forward to round two of ‘The Battle of the Boobs’
MSGTAS on June 13, 2008 at 8:49 AM
Gawd that’s hot… green chicks are the bomb!
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran… classic.
Fighting Eyeball on June 13, 2008 at 10:09 AM
I would vote for her. She did two things Mac-Dim-o-crat would never do:
1) Lay the smack down on empty suit.
2) Made the Obama girl look small upstairs!
Peace
jdsmith0021 on June 13, 2008 at 10:44 AM
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