The democrats have had a hard time figuring out how to beat the Republican moral and ethical authority. They finally came up with an answer. Make fun of morals and ethics. Read about it below and see photos and the Blue Balled video.

Blue Balled

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and if I can pick that up, it’s not subtle or anything..

the first guy at the bar, red shirt.. 2nd guy at home, red bed sheet.. liberal hoe, blue bra and knickers.. Guy in the street at the end.. blue sports coat and light blue shirt underneath..

So, that chick is doing herself a major disservice sleeping with only democrats.

Liberal women are apparently too stupid to look beyond superficialities when choosing their sexual partners.

Or their presidential candidates either…

This video is all about if you don’t vote Obama, you’re not cool and chicks won’t sleep with you (being uncool and all).

If you live by pandering to the ignorant, you will die by pandering to the ignorant masses.

Fine. I don’t sleep with gigolos. And you can be sure my husband doesn’t sleep with whores, either.

We’re much cleaner than that. So Dems, keep your whores and pimps: at least I don’t have to bother with you.

It’s your funeral, after all.

For anyone over the age of 21, that’s a turn off. A more calculated effort to spur un hip middle aged people to vote for McCain could scarcely be imagined.

“Conservatives invite liberals to their parties, but the opposite is never true.”

whitetop on June 12, 2008 at 3:28 PM

LMAO

admit it… you went to starbucks and overheard that didn’t you?

I’ve said it before here, but my husband is/would be a Democrat (luckily for the country, he doesn’t vote). While it works for us most of the time, it’s not something I would have chosen if I hadn’t fallen in love with him.

Come to Sixbucks often?
Three times a day. And I bring my lapper so I can check MoveOn and HuffPo.
Beautiful and smart.
(Tee hee) Hi. I’m Muffy. Diversity consultant. Hillary supporter.
I’m Skip. Personal injury attorney. Obama fan. Nice to meet you.
Guess what I heard on NPR today, Skip? Karl Rove may be a descendant of Hitler.
Not surprised. Twisted fascist.
Agreed. And NPR also says materialism is rampant in America.
Yes. We so-o need change, Muffy.
I know. Last week, I was sitting here on the sidewalk patio, watching all the self-absorbed people walking by, and I got so pissed off I almost spilled my ‘twenti’ triple peppermint soy latte with fresh ground cinnamon.
I hear you, Muffy. I’m sending my stimulus check back to Washington.
Screw Bush and the haters. I mean ‘Hello!’ working families are starving. And that damned war…Well, Skip, are you coming up for a nightcap? (wink, wink)
Love to, Muffy. I should warn you, though…I’ve got a big one.
Shame on you! Size matters to progressive women like myself…and the smaller the better.
But…but, I thought…
Wait. We are talking about your carbon footprint, right?
Wha-?!
Just kidding. Tee hee.
Oh. Whew! Ha-ha. You had me going for a minute there.
Hey, Skip. Something just fell out of your pocket.
Oops. My Valtrex.
You too?

Kaptain Amerika on June 12, 2008 at 3:07 PM

LOL, nice!

this gave me an idea for a T-Shirt…

hope you like it…

He’s lucky. If that’s her normal behavior, he probably saved himself a couple trips to the doctor.

RBMN on June 12, 2008 at 12:58 PM

Couple, more like a life-time appointment to the doctor….

How long would this snoozer have been in the hands of a skilled editor? 45 seconds? 30?

Could be done in :30, I think. Heck — someone want to give that a go? More than anything I was annoyed that it took half my day to get to the punch line.

Boy! I am a changed man. I am voting Democratic from now on. Don’t want to miss out on sleeping with those sexy liberal whores.
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carbon_footprint on June 12, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Except in real life the liberal whores look more like the code pinkos. I am far too kind to provide a link to some of them topless, unlike some bloggers I know.