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Comedy gold: Rhetorical genius explains his Iraq policy, or something

posted at 2:19 pm on June 7, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Two clips, both good, but it’s the second one that’s must see. I stand by what I said about the gaffe meme being overrated, but Barnett’s prediction that McCain will manhandle him at the townhall debates is, if not quite convincing, at least less unconvincing than it used to be. Take a nap, Lightworker. Click the image to watch.

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I don’t know about manhandle. Obama seems to have his mobs quite deceived. If the debate audiences are balanced, I can see them going like this:

McCain: (makes good policy point)

-Half the audience claps.

Obama: (smiles)

-Half the audience goes crazy with cheers, gives Obama a standing ovation.

Well, maybe I’m just a little pessimistic this afternoon.

kc8ukw on June 7, 2008 at 2:24 PM

I stand by what I said about the gaffe meme being overrated, but Barnett’s prediction that McCain will manhandle him at the townhall debates is, if not quite convincing, at least less unconvincing than it used to be.

If your glass was 9/10 full would you call it 1/10 empty?

NotCoach on June 7, 2008 at 2:24 PM

NotCoach on June 7, 2008 at 2:24 PM

You’re unfamiliar with Eeyore?

Unhappily, he’s tended to be right. :(

VolMagic on June 7, 2008 at 2:26 PM

… McCain will manhandle him at the townhall debates is …

That’s not a fair fight … unless Obambi gets to bring his telepromptor.

Tony737 on June 7, 2008 at 2:27 PM

VolMagic on June 7, 2008 at 2:26 PM

Familiar enough. Just poking him with a stick.

NotCoach on June 7, 2008 at 2:28 PM

President Bush always has something solid to say if you are willing to accept his Texas, fighter pilot style. I’ve had the honor of knowing some great people from Texas, and some great men that served in the armed forces. They don’t play well to a room full of pumped up women, and they don’t provide a bullet proof verbal presentation when the cable talking heads dissect each sentence, but they have something real to say, and I always feel more informed after listening.

On the other hand, you have this expensive suit and polished presentation mimicking a struggling Black man that made it big against all obstacles to a prophet that sees the new positive direction paradigm, that simple crashes and burns when he forgets his lines. He has nothing to say, does he?

Hening on June 7, 2008 at 2:37 PM

Is it even possible to manhandle a lightworker?

ninjapirate on June 7, 2008 at 2:38 PM

Good Lord. Isn’t someone paid to faint at these awkward moments? Two “hold on a moment” s should be some lady’s cue.

Marcus on June 7, 2008 at 2:39 PM

I’ve been telling my wife this for the past few weeks. I honestly think that McCain is going clean his clocks during the debates. Obama has no ideas and isn’t the enlightened speaker people think he is. I think a lot of “moderates” are gonna swing to McCain’s side.

robblefarian on June 7, 2008 at 2:40 PM

SAMPLE TOWNHALL DEBATE EXCHANGE:

Obama (in soaring soporfic fashion)- Uh, uhhhh….let, let me, uh, wait. Wait, uhhhh…

McCain (in creepy winkiness)- Heh heh heh. My friends…

American people (in unison) WHAT THE…FU…?

Rhinoboy on June 7, 2008 at 2:41 PM

I’m suprised the audience did not start clapping. He almost seemed to be waiting for them to start clapping. Weird. Fox neess to save this clip for the inevitable Moveon.org “McCain’s senior moment” press release.

Theworldisnotenough on June 7, 2008 at 2:42 PM

A

merican people (in unison) WHAT THE…FU…?

Rhinoboy on June 7, 2008 at 2:41 PM

+1, my friend.

wccawa on June 7, 2008 at 2:45 PM

So, he’s a Doctor, too?

here’s a tip for you, Doc: Even asthmatic kid’s with the best medical care sometimes have to go to the Emergency Room. Life’s a bitch.

bloggless on June 7, 2008 at 2:48 PM

so much of their talking points on Iraq are based in Lies, myths and half-truths…not being scripted its probably easy to get mixed up.

jp on June 7, 2008 at 2:50 PM

I’m suprised the audience did not start clapping.

Theworldisnotenough on June 7, 2008 at 2:42 PM

Or fainting…followed by Obama asking for space to let rescue workers get to them.

jp on June 7, 2008 at 2:52 PM

To see the future, understand the past…
Let’s go back to the debates between Kerry and Bush in 2004
Brokaw:
Senator Kerry, The French love you so much; why?
Kerry:
Well Tom, It’s my nuance and understanding of the issues with a global awareness and powerful intellect.
Brokaw:
Mr Bush, why do you hate kittens?
Pres. Bush:
What kind of question is that?
Brokaw:
(under breath but into mic)Moron doesn’t understand the simplest question!

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 2:53 PM

Get that guy outta my Commonwealth!!

Spc Steve on June 7, 2008 at 2:54 PM

We are not electing this man.

The United States of America will not elect this man.

No. Way. Not after enough people hear and see him speak for himself, without the script and the lighting and the Beatles fans in the front row fainting.

By comparison, President Bush is frickin’ Clarence Darrow. This guy is supposed to be articulate? Seriously?

He will lose in a landslide. A Mondale landslide.

———

If I’m wrong, I don’t ever want to be right again.

Professor Blather on June 7, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Oh good. I myself was undescended on Obama, but I can support him now, now that I know his positions on these issues.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Sure, McCain will have much better points than the empty suit. It’s also irrelevant , since all this guy has to do is drool on himself to get 1/2 the country to go in to throes of ecstasy over him.
Gotta agree with kc8ukw.

tomk59 on June 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

O gees. Sorry, undecided.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

Check out the black woman on the bottom left of the screencap. The one giving him the stinkeye. It looks like she is thinking, “what is that fool talking about?”
She looks like the only one that isn’t brain dead.

bloggless on June 7, 2008 at 2:59 PM

only racist make fun of THE OBAMA.

custer on June 7, 2008 at 3:01 PM

This is great, he’s so gosh darn eloquent, hope he keeps it up. I want him defeated SO bad!!

Conservatives R Us on June 7, 2008 at 3:02 PM

O gees. Sorry, undecided.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

I liked the first much better!

iconoclast on June 7, 2008 at 3:03 PM

The problem is, Obama followers are so blinded by whatever it is that blinds them, it does not matter what he says or how he says it, he will get away with it! He does not have to make sense. Obama followers have no understanding of politics or economics. All they want is change at any costs regardless of what the change actually is. Obama followers are lazy and do not want to actually have to work for what they feel they are naturally entlitled. If he went out and ax murdered a family today, and then stood in front of his adoring media and said that he didnt do it, and it should not be talked about again, they would forgive him, and comply with his wishes no questions asked. This man can do and say anything he wants, especially when he has the support of 10,000 press secretaries nationwide.

gator70 on June 7, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Oh good. I myself was undescended on Obama, but I can support him now, now that I know his positions on these issues.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Like an unruly testicle, I too was undescended on Obambi.

But now I’m convinced that he is Comrade Obambi – Hopeiate Of The Masses!

techno_barbarian on June 7, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Brokaw:
Mr Bush, why do you hate kittens?
Pres. Bush:
What kind of question is that?
Brokaw:
(under breath but into mic)Moron doesn’t understand the simplest question!
-Beto

Haha exactly. He could on water and media would say he can’t swim.

Tony737 on June 7, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Honestly, how can people sit there and listen to this stumbling idiot say nothing? There is nothing there between those ears. There is no knowledge, no leadership skills, just pontifications from his pulpit (as long as there is a teleprompter around).

geminicontender on June 7, 2008 at 3:11 PM

It cuts off right when he gave his answer.

Typhonsentra on June 7, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Simply stated, he’s wingin’ it.

Shivas Irons on June 7, 2008 at 3:12 PM

The Lightworker sure is a lot of fun. Even if the MSM won’t produce something like this for us to enjoy, at least some see the humor and joy the Lightworker brings to us: the Obamanation.

iconoclast on June 7, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 2:53 PM

I laughed.

With regards to the Obama clips, when do we get to start comparing this guy to Bush in terms of intellect?

jimmy the notable on June 7, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Dammit! That should say ‘he could WALK on water’!

Tony737 on June 7, 2008 at 3:13 PM

O gees. Sorry, undecided.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM
I liked the first much better!

iconoclast on June 7, 2008 at 3:03 PM

And chip unintentionally creates the bumpersticker that perfectly encapsulates the Obama youth vote movement:

“Undescendeds for Obama!”

Rhinoboy on June 7, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Yay, double negatives!

Ortzinator on June 7, 2008 at 3:20 PM

Obama’s fans — at least the truly political ones on the far left — only wake up out of their stupor when their candidate ventures off the right side of the reservation, as he did at the AIPAC meeting this week. They actually seem to be a lot less willing to let Obama drift towards the middle with his campaign rhetoric this year than they were with Bill Clinton in 1992, and if that’s the case, expect more flip-flops and gaffes like the Jerusalem one, since Barack will try to tack towards where the moderate voters he needs to win are, but then got forced to pull back by the negative reaction of his core supporters.

jon1979 on June 7, 2008 at 3:21 PM

No script, no shiver up the leg…

Obama’s inspiration needs to be rehearsed, and rehearsed, and… you get the point.

And President Bush can’t speak intelligently and coherently?

Hog Wild on June 7, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Sorry, I just can’t handle watching videos of Baracka Hussein Obamaba Bin Laden…please make transcripts of the highlights.

SaintOlaf on June 7, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Hmmm… turns out that George W. Bush is a great speaker after all.

Maxx on June 7, 2008 at 3:43 PM

Remember, this guy’s supporters applaud and cheer when he blows his nose. What makes you think they care about foreign policy or tax burden?

a capella on June 7, 2008 at 3:49 PM

We can’t afford the war, it is breaking us.
We can afford health care, with all those dollars we can’t afford on the war.

Convinced me.

Limerick on June 7, 2008 at 4:02 PM

This is what happens when you go before an audience unprepared. These gaffs demonstrate how thin his understanding is of his teaching material (if you will). The man is a mental lightweight, and I bet that many of his former law students saw straight through him. Great timbre though.

argos on June 7, 2008 at 4:03 PM

Least we forget the townhalls are pre-convention. The sanctioned debates (cue teleprompters) are post convention.

Johnny needs to Rambo those telepromters just before air time.

Limerick on June 7, 2008 at 4:05 PM

I’m thinking a montage of ALL of B. Hussein’s gaffes are in order for the general. Gaffe mash-up.

Mojave Mark on June 7, 2008 at 4:14 PM

Too funny! Makes one wonder what he’s been snorting or smoking lately. Honestly, he sounds like he’s high and unfocused. But maybe that’s his normal state of mind.

lsbblack

lsbblack on June 7, 2008 at 4:17 PM

A boy in a local high school died last week because he didn’t get to the emergency room on time when he had an asthma attack. He was at football practice and the trainers were there, but he needed emergency medical care.
So. Bad example Dr.Obama.

On the second tape, I like the way he blamed the (very quiet) person yelling to him for the fact that he couldn’t spit out what he was trying to say. I guess there was no staff member around to put the blame on.

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Here’s what I would like one leftish person to say:

I’m sorry I made fun of George Bush for every verbal gaffe, and for the time he accidentally opened the wrong door when he was on an unfamiliar stage in China. I’m sorry I didn’t appreciate how tired he may have been during some of the debates in the 2004 election, especially the one following the hurricane in Florida, when he went to visit victims on that same day.
I’m sorry I harped on George Bush wanting to run the country from his ranch on Texas sometimes, so he could quiet his mind while doing a job from which there is no rest.

I see now and understand what he was going through, and I’m sorry I treated him as I did.

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 4:43 PM

Too funny! Makes one wonder what he’s been snorting or smoking lately. Honestly, he sounds like he’s high and unfocused. But maybe that’s his normal state of mind.

lsbblack

lsbblack on June 7, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Finally someone else noticed this. Either he IS high–A LOT–or dyslexic. On the Iraq spending bit, he has that exact sort of chaotic stupidity that comes from being stoned

the other explanation–and I’m serious–is ‘early Alzheimer’s’: he’s having Senior Moments relatively early in life

Janos Hunyadi on June 7, 2008 at 4:50 PM

Yes, Barry, we do need to keep a lot of people from using our hospital emergency rooms for care that they should be getting elsewhere. How about we start with the millions of illegal aliens who are using our emergency room doctors as their primary care physicians? The thousands of anchor/welfare babies being born to illegal alien mothers every year cost U.S. taxpayers a helluva lot more than the occasional emergency room visit by an asthmatic kid.

AZCoyote on June 7, 2008 at 4:56 PM

Okay, in essence what he was saying, if you can give pause, such things often over time, when given time, revolve around in concert to, within one’s thoughts about, at that time, seem to be…….um…um….Bush-McCain. (AND THE CROWD GOES WILD)

oakpack on June 7, 2008 at 4:57 PM

I can explain Barry’s Iraq policy, even if he can’t: cut and run. Let the Iranian-backed terrorists take over Iraq. Then blame George Bush.

AZCoyote on June 7, 2008 at 5:05 PM

I have two words for Obama: cue cards.

MrScribbler on June 7, 2008 at 5:11 PM

Oh come on. Let’s not go down the “he’s high” road. What next? We accuse him of wearing a transmitter during a debate?

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 5:16 PM

His mistakes just make him seem more charming and “more human” to his purblind admirers.

He could soil himself and start drawing satanic A’s with it on his white shirt and they would just explain that it had something to do with his education program and immediately change the subject.

Obama is teflon wrapped in Crisco swabbed in arugula oil.

HOPE that enough people can still see through the emperor’s new empty suit to vote against this boob in November.

He makes Chauncey “Being There” Gardner look like Lincoln.

profitsbeard on June 7, 2008 at 5:31 PM

Maybe He needs some of those glasses that project video, or text, or whatever on the inside of the lens. Sort of a HUD thing.

bikermailman on June 7, 2008 at 5:36 PM

Just to make that beer taste bitter…er better….

InTrade: Obama 61, McCain 36

Limerick on June 7, 2008 at 5:43 PM

Obama really does sound like there is an at least temporary loss of immediate memory…maybe he’s smoking pot to cure his cravings for nicotine. He sounds like my room mate in the 60’s, high on marijuana, practically unable to recall her name! Wow.

marybel on June 7, 2008 at 5:46 PM

To everyone going on and on and on about how he can do anything or say anything and his “true believers” will nod and vote in imbicilic rapture:

True. But irrelevant.

Because there aren’t enough of them. The shine and the new have both long since worn off. True there are those that are so sick with BDS that they see barry as their Lightworking Redeemer, but their numbers are not going to grow.

I’m with Professor Blather on this.

Barry takes a McGovern-sized ass-kicking this fall.

Hell, when, when, when in this country have we ever looked at citizenry staring up rapturously at any Dear Leader in any country and been heard to proclaim: “Man, we need us some of that!”?

Typhoon on June 7, 2008 at 5:48 PM

Hell, when, when, when in this country have we ever looked at citizenry staring up rapturously at any Dear Leader in any country and been heard to proclaim: “Man, we need us some of that!”?

Typhoon on June 7, 2008 at 5:48 PM

60, 76, 92, 96 (just for starters)

Limerick on June 7, 2008 at 5:53 PM

And I still don’t know what it would cost the same as of about it would cost as much as.

- The Cat

MirCat on June 7, 2008 at 6:04 PM

For any voter trying to choose between the two candidates for commander in chief, there is no better test than this: When American strategy in a critical theater was up for grabs, John McCain proposed a highly unpopular and risky path, which he accurately predicted could lead to success. Barack Obama proposed a popular and politically safe route that would have led to an unnecessary and debilitating American defeat at the hands of al Qaeda. – Fred Kagan

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/015/200qbtpn.asp?pg=2

elduende on June 7, 2008 at 6:07 PM

Limerick on June 7, 2008 at 5:53 PM

I can’t go along with that. And I voted in all those elections save ‘60.

No. This is the first time in my lifetime I can recall a candidate running on absolutely nothing save his own personality. This is the first time in this country a politician has ever been described as, well, all the loony other-worldly nonsense Barry’s been described as.

Or to put it another way, in 1960 Jack Kennedy actually ran in many ways to what we would call today the “right” of Richard Nixon. He-for instance–chided Nixon for a “missile gap” and proposed lowering taxes. But more to the point, the nature of the parties changed so dramatically after 1972 that you have to look at before and after that year.

And after 1972, no Democrat has won without making the pretense that he’s of the same mind and on the same page as the likes of the gun and Bible-clinging middle-Americans who have already solidly rejected Barry.

Not only that, but women liked Bill Clinton. They don’t like Obama.

No. He’s got his screaming fans, but they’re not going to be near enough.

Typhoon on June 7, 2008 at 6:14 PM

curious george strikes again!

woodswalking1 on June 7, 2008 at 7:03 PM

O gees. Sorry, undecided.

chip91 on June 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

That’s all right. You were probably thinking about your testicles. Chris Matthews has the cure, starting with the tingling down the leg.

Someone please tell me why/how an asthmatic child is a federal issue to be addressed with presidential power. For an instructor in Constitutional law, this bozo surely sees a lot of permutations.

onlineanalyst on June 7, 2008 at 7:10 PM

So, if Barry is elected the oceans will stop rising, he will cure asthma, and there will be a breathalyser, uh, inhalator [sic] in every pot.

I agree with Allah – These videos were both amusing but Dean Barnett vastly overrates Mac’s abilities to skewer Barry.

Buy Danish on June 7, 2008 at 7:13 PM

I don’t blame him too much for the “breathalyzer” thing; he was probably thinking of “nebulizer”. But the second one was too funny.

On the second tape, I like the way he blamed the (very quiet) person yelling to him for the fact that he couldn’t spit out what he was trying to say. I guess there was no staff member around to put the blame on.

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Exactly. It seemed he was flailing for a way out, and created a scapegoat.

mikeyboss on June 7, 2008 at 7:28 PM

On the second tape, I like the way he blamed the (very quiet) person yelling to him for the fact that he couldn’t spit out what he was trying to say. I guess there was no staff member around to put the blame on.

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 4:25 PM

Sorry, MayBee. I messed up the blockquotes.

mikeyboss on June 7, 2008 at 7:29 PM

So, if Barry is elected the oceans will stop rising, he will cure asthma, and there will be a breathalyser, uh, pot in every inhalator [sic] in every pot.
There we go…fixed that to match Barry’s thought patterns

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 7:32 PM

Brokaw: Mr Bush, why do you hate kittens?
Pres. Bush: What kind of question is that?
Brokaw:(under breath but into mic)Moron doesn’t understand the simplest question!

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 2:53 PM

tony737 & jimmy the notable & self LOL3

maverick muse on June 7, 2008 at 8:21 PM

I think its a software error. The robot with the script skipped a statement or two.

ilitigant on June 7, 2008 at 8:31 PM

In other news, president Barack Obama outlined today his foreign policy in a prime time televised speech to the nation.

Mr. Obama said that the war in Vietnam must end and America must withdraw its troops as soon as possible from Siberia.

President Obama said “My foreign policy is based on three principles, one: withdraw our troops from Iran, second: invade Pakistan and third: withdraw our troops from Pakistan.”

When asked by a reporter about his intention to nuke Israel, Mr. Obama denied that “allegation” and said that Israel had the right to exist.

Indy Conservative on June 7, 2008 at 8:42 PM

He’s ObaMessiah, he’s just speaking in tongues.

abinitioadinfinitum on June 7, 2008 at 8:44 PM

“And I think that…um…in America there should be more maps…such as that … as in places…like Iraq… and such as…”

whitetop on June 7, 2008 at 9:01 PM

If Obama wins the election, we will truly know that the insane have taken over the asylum (the nation).

docdave on June 7, 2008 at 9:16 PM

This tripe comes from an Obama site, quoting the Master himself. It is so wrong in so many ways that its ludicrousness has to be read to capture the stupidity and downright fear-mongering of this clown.

As this week’s debate on climate change has unfolded, the American people and those watching us around the world had every reason to hope that we would act. Every credible scientist and expert believes action is necessary. This is critical and long overdue legislation that represents a good first step in addressing one of the most serious problems facing our generation.

Like many of my Senate colleagues, I believe the legislation could have been made even better. Had there been a substantive Senate debate about some of the concerns with this bill, I believe the outcome could have generated broad support. It certainly would have received my support.

Unfortunately, the Republican leadership in the Senate has chosen to block progress, rather than work in a good faith manner to address this challenge. This is a failure of our politics and a failure of leadership – a President who for years denied the problem, and a Republican nominee, John McCain, who claims leadership on the issue but opposes this bipartisan bill.

We can’t afford more of the same timid politics when the future of our planet is at stake. We are already breaking records with the intensity of our storms, the number of forest fires, and the periods of drought. By 2050, famine could force more than 250 million from their homes. And if we do nothing, sea levels will rise high enough to swallow large portions of every coastal city and town.

This bipartisan legislation establishes an economy-wide cap on greenhouse gas emissions. It helps states, cities, and towns invest in technologies to reduce energy bills for homeowners, increase energy efficiency, construct green buildings, and expand public transit. It invests in green technology to help our automakers to retool and our fossil-fuel industries to become clean. The bill provides real financial relief to working families. Importantly, the bill restores our great nation’s international leadership role, while including provisions to ensure that all major emitting nations also take serious action to solve this global problem.

Let me be clear, this bill is not perfect. Emissions reductions must reflect the scientific consensus, which are reductions of at least 80 percent 2050. We must ensure that more middle-class families reap more of the financial benefits created by this bill. And we must direct greater resources to the regions of the country that will bear the brunt of this critical transition to a clean energy economy.

I believe that the American people are ready to lead the world on this issue. The time for distractions, divisions, and excuses is over. The time for new coalitions, informed and civil debate, and a sense of shared purpose is long overdue. As president, I am committed to ensuring that our children and our children’s children can point to this generation as the time when American found its way again.

I guess that Obama does not believe the 30-some scientists with climatology credentials who disagree with his faulty premise. Notice how the “skillful” orator slips in the word “distraction” to belittle those more informed than he.

onlineanalyst on June 7, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Dude.

JimRich on June 7, 2008 at 9:23 PM

I guess that Obama does not believe the 30-some scientists with climatology credentials who disagree with his faulty premise. Notice how the “skillful” orator slips in the word “distraction” to belittle those more informed than he.

onlineanalyst on June 7, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Same tactic the goracle uses. Unmasked contempt.

That quote is stunning. If Obambi wins, we are so much more than screwed.

techno_barbarian on June 7, 2008 at 9:50 PM

the 30-some thousand scientists with climatology credentials who disagree with his faulty premise.

There we go. More accurate.

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 9:56 PM

the 30-some thousand scientists with climatology credentials who disagree with his faulty premise.
There we go. More accurate.

Beto Ochoa on June 7, 2008 at 9:56 PM

Oops! That’s what I thought that I had typed. In the heat of my disgust, the brain was faster than my fingers.

Man-oh-day, I just spent several minutes fisking the Obama kool-aid of this piece and dashed it off to several cyber-friends, as well as to Quinn.

onlineanalyst on June 7, 2008 at 10:21 PM

Whitetop! That was perfect! Hilarious.

MayBee on June 7, 2008 at 10:53 PM

I am so glad that the MSM and RINO elites chose our canidate for us………. makes me want to hug my son just a little bit tighter.

Seven Percent Solution on June 7, 2008 at 11:08 PM

Simply could not resist!

Thanks for the hat tip, Allahpundit!

Trochilus on June 8, 2008 at 12:04 AM

“I can’t hear myself…”???

Does he think it’s going to get any easier with a Rose Garden full of reporters shouting at him?

Well, you know what they say, “If a brain falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it…”

Captain Scarlet on June 8, 2008 at 12:20 AM

Oh go, he blamed his friggan supporters for making him forget?

“I Can’t Hear Myself”

Maybe because your mumbling like a 15 year old giving a speech.

He’s gonna have a little TV watch that he can check his notes on next time.

Trochilus on June 8, 2008 at 12:04 AM

God help us. Corzine here in NJ is set to cut the money going to help those who can’t afford to pay for Hospitals because he has no way of balancing our Budget. Now does anyone else think he will then use this to say people can’t afford treatment and to push socialized healthcare? Someone should look into how he is going to cut money to help people in order to push the Dem agenda. They say Bush lied to kill people, wel Corzine is pulling money away, which will cause people to die, in order to push this Dem BS.

Rbastid on June 8, 2008 at 12:54 AM

Barnett’s prediction that McCain will manhandle him at the townhall debates

Would the poor, uneducated college grads that have worshiped him be capable of figuring out who lost? But if McCain was a clear winner the MSM would so manhandle him that a few people might figure out that something is fishy.

snaggletoothie on June 8, 2008 at 1:19 AM

Romney easily whipped McCain in every debate, but McCain still won with the media clearly on his side. I wouldn’t get too excited about the debates and townhall meetings with the media now clearly in the tank for Obama.

Goodale on June 8, 2008 at 3:15 AM

Well, if nobody else will dive in – I will.

“I can’t hear myself” is exact truth. He has a wireless Bluetooth earpiece (installed in a Beltone in-the-ear-canal hearing aid) and somebody’s cell phone (with Bluetooth) rang.

He couldn’t hear his recording of the talking points due to bleed-over of the frequencies. So he stumbled around while his tech handlers tried to shift the frequencies by hand.

This is too easy to figure out. The Republicans will simply dub new talking points into a loop that matches his and hack into his frequency. All he’ll hear (and repeat out loud) will be Repub sabotage points.

Give me a large bucket of popcorn and a footstool, please. This is going to be quite a show.

platypus on June 8, 2008 at 3:46 AM

McCain will be full of: my dear friend. My dear colleague. My friend from accross the isle (sp).

davod on June 8, 2008 at 5:50 AM

And conservative commentators keep telling us what a brilliant communicator he is.This needs to be one of mccains ads.

peacenprosperity on June 8, 2008 at 6:42 AM

What is it they say- the truth is easy to rememeber?

drjohn on June 8, 2008 at 8:06 AM

Barnett’s prediction that McCain will manhandle him at the townhall debates
Would the poor, uneducated college grads that have worshiped him be capable of figuring out who lost? But if McCain was a clear winner the MSM would so manhandle him that a few people might figure out that something is fishy.

McCain will beat Obama up.

Then again, McCain winning will be cast in a racist light. If not for “the man” Obama would have won.

drjohn on June 8, 2008 at 8:08 AM

Obama obviously doesn’t know a thing about asthma. Asthma is a very life-threatening disease and once in full-blown exacerbation, no inhaler in the world is going to help. So we aren’t supposed to give them a hospital bed? Right. Good grief.

Glynn on June 8, 2008 at 11:42 AM

Yeah, Glynn, that’s the thing that bugs me in that first tape. Sometimes that man doesn’t know what he’s talking about but I don’t think he knows that.

MayBee on June 8, 2008 at 11:53 AM

The “October Surprise” will be Fauxbama himself. The man’s an idiot………….

adamsmith on June 8, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Re: the second clip, Obama could take lessons on clear-speaking here (40 seconds):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Paul-Cincy on June 8, 2008 at 1:11 PM

I’d love to see a montage of Obama’s gaffes to the tune of Neil Young’s “Why Do I Keep F**king Up”…

It would be classic.

watchmen on June 8, 2008 at 2:58 PM

OK, I’m sitting in Bristol VA right now. He said something else at that meeting that was more interesting than that little gaff.
He said that he understood how hard it was to find a job in this area. That arguement may work in Allen Town PA or Deroit, but in Bristol, you had better do your homework. This is one of the fastes growing areas in the country. Large companies are recruited, and some of them have turned down the offers of the republican leadership in this area, because there are not enough unemployed people here to fill their slots. If you can’t find a job in this area, it’s because you don’t want one.

webdemon on June 8, 2008 at 3:04 PM

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