Stay classy, Kos: Markos goes after McCain’s … teeth
posted at 3:00 pm on June 5, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Bookmark this post, and recall it every single time a progressive blogger accuses us of “distractions” and irrelevancies when it comes to criticizing Barack Obama. Today, Markos gives his readers a substantive reason to vote against John McCain — his yellowed teeth:
Hunter already mocked John McCain’s website today, and I’m still shaking my head at the blatant rip offs from the Obama website. But I’m also shocked that his team didn’t … well, take a look ….
It’s pretty bad when your hair is whiter than your teeth. Take a closer look … I mean, they have teeth whitening products today.

Gee, where have we seen this attack before? Oh, right — from the Sorosphere. The local MinnMon ran an equally classy attack on McCain’s teeth without doing any research on McCain’s dental history:
In 1968 he was offered early release, and when he refused, because others had been there longer, his captors went at him again; he suffered cracked ribs, teeth broken off at the gum line, and torture with ropes that lashed his arms behind his back and that were progressively tightened all through the night.” Source Vanity Fair, February 2007
“He spent two years in solitary confinement, suffered from dysentery and even tried to commit suicide by hanging himself with his own shirt.
In 1968, the Vietnamese broke off many of his teeth at the gum and tortured him for hours on end. They offered him early release, knowing his value as an admirals son, but he refused, saying others had been held captive longer.” Source Daily Mail, February 1, 2008
You know, I fail to see how this heals the oceans, helps Michelle Obama’s kids, or has anything to do with why people should vote for or against John McCain. Then again, I’m not the blogosphere’s cheerleader-in-chief for a candidate with no executive experience, no foreign-policy experience, no military experience, and a grand total of three years in national office with no legislative track record. If I was, I’d be tempted to find distractions like the tooth color of a man whose mouth and the rest of his body got tortured and beaten for five and a half years in service to this country.
Just in case this gets “disappeared”, I have the post cached here with comments through 1 pm CT today. A significant number of Kos’ commenters sound refreshingly disgusted with this post.
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Next they’ll be questioning on if he uses deodorant and has fresh minty breath.
pilamaye on June 5, 2008 at 3:03 PM
I guess Markos also forgets that many people who have “yellowish” teeth are products of the sugar cube and the vaccine effect. In which 30% of the childrens teeth were yellow when grown in at adulthood.
This would be about the time of McCain’s childhood as well.
Markos is a idiot!
upinak on June 5, 2008 at 3:04 PM
So anyway, I read through this, then clicked on the link in Hunter ‘already mocked’…
And here’s the first sentence:
I started laughing so hard I just quit reading.
Typhoon on June 5, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Someone should break some teeth over at Kos and then we can laugh at their pain and dental work. Losers.
Hunt035 on June 5, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Why would you want to do that? Then we would have to pay for their dental!
upinak on June 5, 2008 at 3:08 PM
So I quit laughing and went back and read a little more, and what the guy’s raving about is that supposedly McCain swiped Obama’s slogan; then he goes on about how nifty Barry’s log is.
Um…
If he’s going to carp about stealing, maybe he ought to fly in the northwest before he brings up logos.
http://games.softpedia.com/screenshots/9-2388_1.jpg
Typhoon on June 5, 2008 at 3:09 PM
Er, how nifty Barry’s logo is, I meant to say…
Typhoon on June 5, 2008 at 3:10 PM
The man is a hero. This type of trash is going to backfire.
Hening on June 5, 2008 at 3:10 PM
They’ll be asking what kind of soap he uses and how his wife gets those dirty grass stains out.
Pathetic group, about ten thousand posts on that topic agreeing.
Sickos.
benrand on June 5, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Just imagining one’s teeth being forcibly broken off at the gumline makes me shudder. Kos is scum.
CP on June 5, 2008 at 3:12 PM
Markos, by being critical of McCain’s teeth, without knowing they were knocked out at the gum while being held as a POW, removes any doubt of his very limited intelligence and questions why anyone should even recognize his existence. Once Markos has proven he is a piece of human trash, even birds of a feather are embarrassed by his presence.
volsense on June 5, 2008 at 3:13 PM
Newsweek must be so proud of their star columnist.
JammieWearingFool on June 5, 2008 at 3:13 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
amerpundit on June 5, 2008 at 3:14 PM
We basically have no room to call Obama on his plagiarism as long as we’re using his most recognizable memes as our own.
Are we joking with this stuff? I gaurantee that this will be the punchline for every McCain joke that does not attack his age.
McCain is not too old. He has just spent too much time in Washington DC.
The Race Card on June 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM
Markos is making fun of OTHER people’s physical appearance?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
Oh please…make it stop. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE !
My collie says:
Steady, collie.
CyberCipher on June 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM
I’m sure Markos has the whitest teeth any guy has come across.
GoodBoy on June 5, 2008 at 3:15 PM
I wonder how white B Hussein Obama’s teeth are when he chain smokes?
I guess BHO smokes cigarettes that whiten his teeth.
Nice how the media never ever mentions that dirty little unhealthy habit of BHO.
wildweasel on June 5, 2008 at 3:17 PM
Indeed his breath is lovely, he smells like old spice though.
Squid Shark on June 5, 2008 at 3:18 PM
Goodboy, FTW! (NTTAWWT)
Cuffy Meigs on June 5, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Yeah, this will go over really well with veterans, troop supporters and voters over 40 for sure.
I love it when the Left shows its true colors. Thanks, Kos!
Gilda on June 5, 2008 at 3:20 PM
“Screw ‘em”
Isn’t that all anyone ever needs to know about this bag of filth?
VolMagic on June 5, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Careful now. I remember when talking about how white a black man’s teeth looked was racist.
MayBee on June 5, 2008 at 3:22 PM
I took a look at the cached page.
those folks are very confused and disgruntled.
fuels my thought that most libs have an inferiority complex.
jimmer on June 5, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Way to stay classy, Markos.
rbj on June 5, 2008 at 3:34 PM
McCain could use this to his advantage, with self-deprecating humor, or with an ad that notes the “gravitas” of the left in this campaign.
exhelodrvr on June 5, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Well, no wonder, with such a pretty face.
wccawa on June 5, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Oh, for stupid’s sake, Sullivan/Markos, he sure isn’t going to kiss YOU.
Mommynator on June 5, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Oh heck most people have better teeth then I do!
upinak on June 5, 2008 at 3:43 PM
Mitt Romney has veneers.
SnarkVader on June 5, 2008 at 3:46 PM
GEEZ! Can you give out a content warning on that?????
carbon_footprint on June 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Oops. I meant to add:
/Hugh Hewitt
SnarkVader on June 5, 2008 at 3:47 PM
Perhaps if Bambi spent a little more time there, he could chair a meeting on the Afghanistan subcommittee he chairs. I guess he’s been too busy to deal with those kinds of distractions.
a capella on June 5, 2008 at 3:48 PM
It is to their credit that a bunch of the Kommenters were appalled at the post.
Others just had a field day. Some typical entries:
RushBaby on June 5, 2008 at 3:52 PM
Ya, well, he could kick Obambi’s ass. (that’ll show em)
oakpack on June 5, 2008 at 3:55 PM
McCain could still bite Moulitsas’ head off.
drjohn on June 5, 2008 at 4:01 PM
Some of those Kos comments were pretty funny, especailly the last one. That’s what is most important, huh? I love the irony linking the desire to be considered married (even when civil unions the same legal benefits). Marriage which comes from a religous ceremony, and the desire to seperate church and state. Priceless.
I can tell that most of KOS readers have a lot of free time on their hands, either they are too young to work, living off a trust fund, or have a mental disability that keeps them home.
The commenter in the first message is probably 38 and still living with his witty Mom.
reaganaut on June 5, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Sure.
Be careful!
Better?
wccawa on June 5, 2008 at 4:06 PM
Markos’ mouth is going to feel like Carlo Rizzo’s hand five months from now.
mymanpotsandpans on June 5, 2008 at 4:09 PM
Yellowing teeth are a natural by-product of aging. Leftist websites have consistently attacked and mocked McCain over his age. This is exactly as if Obama were mocked over physical attributes that he had no control over like his umm….ummm….lankiness.
In point of fact, McCain’s teeth have been over-whitened, as anyone who suffered through his Kenner speech a couple days ago can attest. The fault at his website lies with an incompetent (or maybe subversive) Photoshop artist. But I love all the ‘ewws’ and groans from the Kossies; no one with weathered or decaying teeth (about 4/5ths of the planet) is allowed into their pampered little universe, including presumably their own grandparents…
Hope P. Muntz on June 5, 2008 at 4:11 PM
What he did in refusing release was admirable but also only just what is expected and demanded under the militay code of conduct:
Article III
If I am captured I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and to aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.
If McCain had opted for early release he would have been considered a pariah as that would have been a breach of the CODE!
TheSitRep on June 5, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Ok. Fine. Then who hit Michelle O in the face with a shovel? Or, was she chasing a car that abruptly stopped?
And while we’re at it, what’s up with Obama’s ears? Surely there’s a plastic surgeon out there who could pin those puppies back for him. Or, is he planning on being the first black Dumbo, too?
sheesh on June 5, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Home run.
Hawkins1701 on June 5, 2008 at 4:20 PM
Well, if we want to get personal about it all, I could mention that Michelle Obama is ugly. I mean that, she is an ugly, with a mean face. I have wondered how she managed to get the attention of a good looking guy like Obama.
But that would be petty.
In truth, teeth whitening is bad for your teeth. Most people can not afford to have it done. Pretty Boy Obama does, I am sure, but to a busy man like McCain who has been beaten up as badly as he has been…I am sure it seems rather silly.
People wonder why the left has a bigger internet audience than the right, this is why. People on the left tend to not have friends, or jobs or much of anything to do but sit around and yammer about some guy’s teeth. People like that need somewhere to go and Daily Kos offers them an outlet. Otherwise they would be robbing liquor stores.
Terrye on June 5, 2008 at 4:22 PM
My friend…
Surely we can reach beyond the differences that separate us. ALL of our ears need stronger alliances, coalitions, and partnerships worldwide to win this multidimensional facial and ear struggle.
We need to pay careful attention to our ears’ image and the credibility of our faces. And in this broad effort, the final result will play a pivotal role. Of this, I am most certain.
Thank you, my friends.
wccawa on June 5, 2008 at 4:25 PM
The “screw ‘em” blogstorm caused most of the Dem candidates advertising on dKos to pull their ads and caused Kos to lose quite a bit of revenue.
Looking at the ads on the site now, none are likely to pull their content, but if this were to move from blog tempest in a teapot to a blogstorm, then dKos’ DNC convention blogger credentials could be targeted.
rw on June 5, 2008 at 4:26 PM
Wonder how long this will last? Daily Kos is one of McCain ’08’s featured blogs.
http://www.johnmccain.com/ActionCenter/BlogInteract/BlogInteract.aspx
Why John, why?
ganeshpuri89 on June 5, 2008 at 4:28 PM
Man, every time I get pissed at McCain and think about voting for Obama to teach the RINO Republicans a lesson, Kos and the Progs up and do something like this and I have to step back and ask myself … can I really do that?
pabarge on June 5, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Isn’t Markos a synonym for asshole?
GarandFan on June 5, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Good luck with reaching across that isle, doofus.
Aristotle on June 5, 2008 at 5:06 PM
KOS saying anything is gross after his “Screw them” Remark
is downright laughable.
Screw you Markos. . . . Enjoy your B, Insane Obuma moment, It’s the only fun you’ll have for a looong time. “Dude”.
Texyank on June 5, 2008 at 5:07 PM
I have seen ads for Obama on more than a few rightie sites. Hey, his money is green.
Terrye on June 5, 2008 at 5:09 PM
Judging from my quick trawl of the Daily kos.
There is a mutiny brewing in the Kossacks rank and file…
IMNSHO Markos has pulled a classic shoot yourself in the foot and make an @$$ of yourself.
To top it of he seems to be ignoring all the comments calling for him to either apologize or delete the post in question so far. Pride goeth before the fall.
werehawk on June 5, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Classy and Kos is the prime example of an oxymoron.
irongrampa on June 5, 2008 at 5:51 PM
Markos has inadvertently hit on the why the Dems love Obama so much. It’s style over substance for these donks. Flashy car, nice clothes, brilliant smile, cool slang, a fist bump with your wife, a sexy suit or a fancy home is what matters to these adolescents.
DrW on June 5, 2008 at 5:58 PM
how would voting for an unqualified poser who intends to increase the size of government at a geometric rate, lose a war in Iraq that’s nearly won and play footsie with every meglomaniac around the globe teach me or any other conservative a lesson? you tryin to say Gore or Kerry were better choices than Bush, becasue if you are, you’re tripping man.
DrW on June 5, 2008 at 6:04 PM
Kos has some pretty “prominent” teeth himself so really should stay away form the tooth stuff.
jeanie on June 5, 2008 at 6:27 PM
McCain is not white enough to be president?
When will this democrat racism end!?
geckomon on June 5, 2008 at 6:51 PM
You’re just lucky she didn’t realize that an abortion would have been a lot less trouble over the long run, plus then she would have her basement where you live free for storing crap. Oh wait…
drunyan8315 on June 5, 2008 at 8:41 PM
That’s better.
jdkchem on June 5, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Markos isn’t exactly Brad Pitt… stick it, jerk.
silverfox on June 6, 2008 at 4:06 AM
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