Seriously dude, what the hell happened this year to make you think McCain can’t beat the man with the Dukakis coalition?

Brit Hume should close his segment with this one!

Allah, you really are a scared dude, aren’t you?

Sugar Land on June 4, 2008 at 4:35 PM

Count me with him. I’ve never campaigned so hard against anyone as I did against Kerry. Obama will be (actually, is) Kerry’s mouthpiece whether Kerry is on the ticket or not.

Steveegg–

Only if Allah will be press secretary.

see-dubya on June 4, 2008 at 5:15 PM

Will work on him. I’m sure there’s a slightly-used pig sockpuppet out there he could use for the pressers (just contact Christian Schneider (nee Dennis York).

As pitiful a campaigner as McCain is turning out to be, he could still get better and he’s a stronger candidate than Bush was.

Mark V. on June 4, 2008 at 6:07 PM

He NEEDS a VP who will excite the base. McCain is not going to do it.

Loved the video.

Ask Obama what he thinks of Marxism-Lenninism. I dare you.

We’ve barely beaten this guy before, and the version we beat came without the prodigious rhetorical ability, the hundreds of millions in online donations, and a gilded racial Narrative for Chris Matthews and the rest of the media to get the giggles over.

I know it seemed close, but consider these facts:

1) The best the Democrat Presidential Candidates have been able to do in the last 40 years was 50.1% of the popular vote…for Jimmy Carter!

2) Just under four years ago, George W. Bush got a larger percentage of the popular vote than any Democrat has received since LBJ in 1964.

3) If you discount 1964 (I do, because the country was looking for stability in the wake of the JFK assassination) then you have to go all the way back to FDR in 1944 to find a Democrat who got more than the 50.7% that George W. Bush got in 2004. In the last 100 years, only two Democrats (FDR & LBJ) got a greater percentage of the popular vote than our born-again Christian, pro-life President George W. Bush got in 2004.

4) Hillary hasn’t quit yet. I don’t trust her to settle for VP. She will do something that ends up being detrimental to the Democrat party.

5) Republicans need to follow Mike Huckabee’s advice if they want to win this November:

“A lot if polls are showing that there are a number of evangelical white voters who are willing to go shopping this fall. They’re not necessarily just sold.”
He pointed to the recent special election in Mississippi that saw Republican Greg Davis lose to Democrat Travis Childers

“That was a very, very telling election,” he said. “The Democrat ran as a pro-life, pro-family, conservative Democrat. The Republican painted his opponent as a liberal and ran on economic issues alone. He ran a good campaign — he is pro-life — but he didn’t focus on that. He focused more on ‘my opponent is a liberal … and people we’re looking at this Democrat and they’re saying, ‘well, he’s pro-life, he’s pro-gun, he’s pro-God, that’s not ‘liberal.’ And so it hurt the credibility of the Republican and the Democrats are winning all over the country.”

Huckabee said that the Democrats have recruited “middle-of-the-road, right-of-center Democrats,” he said.

“They’re going after people that don’t scare the daylights out of traditional conservative people, and they’re running on the very platforms that the Republicans have had to themselves for the past 20 years.

“It’s a wake-up call to Republicans. Where we’re making a mistake is a lot of Republicans are saying, ‘we don’t want to talk about these family issues anymore.’

“Well, guess what? You’re going to keep getting beat, because that’s what got these people voting for you. Twenty years ago, these were Democrats who went Republican when the Democrats made a sharp left turn, and the Republicans were the only place pro-life people could be. Now the Democrats are beginning to come back to [the] center, and the Republicans are becoming libertarians. We’re losing elections in a grand way.”

Funding’s not going to matter. It’s already not mattered. Just how much did Obama outspend Hillary by since Uncle Jerry became a household name?
How’d that work out for him?
Typhoon on June 4, 2008 at 4:28 PM

Forget the campaign. The money bought him quite a few super delegates with the only promises that matter: funding for their campaigns, and access to his super-duper database of detailed donor info acquired through MyObama.com.

Allah’s correct: this guy’s not Kerry of the annoying, droning voice, pasty-white skin and Boston brahman background. The media had to work at propping Kerry up, but they’re ecstatic about Obama.

I will say that if he’s interested in doing one on Bill, he could use Goldfinger. (“For a golden girl knows when he’s kissed her – it’s the kiss of death from Mr. Goldfinger…)

Only if Allah will be press secretary.

We’ve barely beaten this guy before, and the version we beat came without the prodigious rhetorical ability, the hundreds of millions in online donations, and a gilded racial Narrative for Chris Matthews and the rest of the media to get the giggles over.

Don’t forget that Bush was a bit more conservative than McCain. I know, it’s only a matter of degrees, but it’s enough of a degree.

I propose a Boss/See-Dub ticket.

Barak Hussein Obama can’t win the general election. For that matter, anyone who thinks Hillary quit is dreaming.
Squiggy on June 4, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Her Majesty is far overhead, drifting lazily on the wind currents as they rustle the feathers on her outstretched wings. She peers down at a hapless target on the ground. Is it time,..is it time? No, not quite yet.

and the version we beat came without the prodigious rhetorical ability, the hundreds of millions in online donations, and a gilded racial Narrative for Chris Matthews and the rest of the media to get the giggles over.

…but Mrs. Heinz was a tiny, tiny, dwarf albatross, compared to Michelle Obama…the circus has just begun in earnest.

I want to see people at his campaign stops acting deaf, blind, and lame and asking him to heal them. People with crutches throwing them away after he speaks.

rockmom on June 4, 2008 at 4:40 PM

Now *that’s* funny.