Finally: Fast-food places introduce feedbags
posted at 10:28 pm on June 2, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Many’s the night I’ve dined from a homemade bag strapped to my own head so that both arms would be free to keep blogging. That’s the extra mile I go. For you.
Even better? Beerbag. Trust me.
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
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I normally call em boobies; but what do I know?
lorien1973 on June 2, 2008 at 10:34 PM
wait…………this is SATIRE?
I was expecting to see Olbermann wearing one
Janos Hunyadi on June 2, 2008 at 10:36 PM
What… no gourmet feedbags? How barbaric.
Maxx on June 2, 2008 at 10:37 PM
You just have to know that somewhere in the middle east Al Qaeda, or Al Gore, is using this clip as a recruiting tool……
Seven Percent Solution on June 2, 2008 at 10:38 PM
What? That must be a typo.
Yeah. My sense of humor is really trashy.
malan89 on June 2, 2008 at 10:39 PM
And that’s why we love it here!
Weight of Glory on June 2, 2008 at 10:41 PM
Even better? Beerbag. Trust me.
Well, one could have a beer hat and a feedbag. No need for arms at all.
Krydor on June 2, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Somewhat O/T: I saw there is an Onion movie coming out tomorrow in the Blockbuster near where I live. Anyone else excited? Or will it be too lefty in feature film length?
VolMagic on June 2, 2008 at 10:44 PM
can you wear it during sex?
custer on June 2, 2008 at 10:46 PM
I knew it,that’s why everything was so hush,hush
for the last two Space shuttle launches,because
the super secret mission’s were going to test
the feed bags in zero gravity,so they’ve must
have passed the tests!
Whoo Hooo,another grand leap for man,and I’ve
bought stocks in the company,gonna be sittin
back on the beach,and havin my feedbag on!
(Snark!!)Ha Ha.
canopfor on June 2, 2008 at 10:46 PM
From feed bag to poop bag. Love it!
SouthernGent on June 2, 2008 at 10:48 PM
Ripped off from an old SNL routine.
rokemronnie on June 2, 2008 at 10:49 PM
There’s an image I could’ve gone my whole life without.
amerpundit on June 2, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Get this and you are good to go.
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/10/wine-necklace.jpg
EJDolbow on June 2, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Someone is on to a winner hear,
May I suggest, the Poltical Eat/Upchuck Bag!
That way,while your eating,it can double
for a waste bag!
It’s debuting in Denver!
At the DNConvention!
canopfor on June 2, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Headline:
“Blogger found passed out, face down on keyboard, bag strapped to face.”
labrat on June 2, 2008 at 10:58 PM
Even better?Beerbag.trust me
Krydor on june 2,2008 at 10:42PM.
Krydor: Perfect for fishing out on the lake,
that way,you can swat at those pesky
flys!Haha :)
And hello,from the twin Soo’s,at the
middle of the moose antlers! :)
canopfor on June 2, 2008 at 10:59 PM
GOOD GOD, JESUS CHRIST! We really are the fattest, laziest people on the face of the Earth!
for the sake of humanity, someone tell me this was a sketch!
RMC1618 on June 2, 2008 at 11:26 PM
Uh, excuse me! I’d like to ORDER one for Olby and Guhraldo, please! (maybe it’ll shut them both up!)
Vntnrse on June 2, 2008 at 11:27 PM
Those “feed bags” were invented for the people at Trinity Church to take in large doses of hatred in a short period of time. The fast food people stole the concept!
Keemo on June 2, 2008 at 11:34 PM
Feedbag. Beer hat. Costco-class order of Depends.
blogging 24/7 baby.
sulla on June 2, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Beer bag? Too sloppy….
Mama taught me to use a straw while blogging, or commenting.
Limerick on June 3, 2008 at 12:02 AM
Disgusting
Entelechy on June 3, 2008 at 12:19 AM
I call humorous BS.
Dude you live in NYC, you are able to order food and have it delivered whenever you want.
F15Mech on June 3, 2008 at 1:01 AM
I call humorous BS.
Dude you live in NYC, you are able to order food and have it delivered whenever you want.
F15Mech on June 3, 2008 at 1:03 AM
I liked the Cheesy Trough.
Rosmerta on June 3, 2008 at 1:28 AM
I’m going to claim it first. This is an elaborate joke.
But what pisses me of is, and I’m hoping no one labels me a racist, but…why is this company making fun of only White people in this video? With the way things are nowdays, if there’s not a mix of African American and Hispanic in a commercial, that company gets boycotted for being racist.
I’m just sayin’.
AteMyFoot on June 3, 2008 at 1:59 AM
from infancy onward, the idea, the need, for foodbags.
And their acceptance.
Oh, when?
localmalcontent on June 3, 2008 at 2:04 AM
Only if your tongue is long enough to reach the bottom of the bag.
Or only if you can suck a golf ball through 1/4 inch hard drawn copper pipe.
rockhauler on June 3, 2008 at 2:13 AM
Onion News Network is all satire, all the time.
(of course, if your comment was satire, then I have just been pwnd)
Red Pill on June 3, 2008 at 2:28 AM
LOL…
Next we’ll shoving the food-
productslurry right into our a$$es to skip the process entirely.Claypigeon on June 3, 2008 at 3:50 AM
Ever see the “Simpsons did it” episode of South Park?
Everything is ripped off from someone in the past. The only question is “did you do as good or better?”
I wouldn’t know. I couldn’t watch it as I’m on dialup right now.
Squiggy on June 3, 2008 at 6:13 AM
Pinkies not in the air
EricPWJohnson on June 3, 2008 at 6:47 AM
hilarious!
OMG, the ultimate ugly American.
Waste not; waist on.
Eat every bite because
there are people starving in China.
maverick muse on June 3, 2008 at 6:47 AM
Japan must be pissed that they didn’t think of this one first. : )
pilamaye on June 3, 2008 at 7:35 AM
Lost it completely when the lady on the bench started using both hands to roll up the bag as she stuffed it into her upturned face.
Caption at the bottom: “New Menu Items: …Pizza Hut’s
‘Hearty Meat Mask’” LOL
inviolet on June 3, 2008 at 7:45 AM
I’m thinking that the grease pours down the gullet easier with the bag. It might be thoughtful to provide a bib attachment and a co-product marketing campaign with depends.
No more force feeding for Foie Gras.
moxie_neanderthal on June 3, 2008 at 8:17 AM
And I thought it was an existential insult to horses.
profitsbeard on June 3, 2008 at 9:06 AM
Change!
indythinker on June 3, 2008 at 9:15 AM
Like the fat dude in “Se7en” ?
LimeyGeek on June 3, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Similar product from the same company. It’s called the rabbid foam bib.
shick on June 3, 2008 at 10:13 AM
YUM said they were inspired during the 2004 campaign when John Carey was seen eating a Philly Cheese steak.
Sensei Ern on June 3, 2008 at 11:22 AM
I blame Bush for this!
Et tu Brute on June 3, 2008 at 2:31 PM
I was raised there. Superior, Michigan, Huron are the palm leaves, and the Soo is the coconuts! That’s how we learned it, eh?
DocKen on June 3, 2008 at 4:33 PM
If they actually did it, I bet it would catch on. You gotta love America :).
Kevin M on June 3, 2008 at 5:44 PM
beer hat, two cans, plastic tubing and gravity.
Bruce Hendrix on June 3, 2008 at 7:23 PM
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