Good news: Totally convincing alien captured on tape

posted at 5:50 pm on May 30, 2008 by Allahpundit

Drudge had the link yesterday so it must be true. The tape reportedly runs three minutes, but alas, the screening was limited to reporters — for real, not in a Mike Huckabee “limited to reporters, but feel free to videotape it yourselves” sort of way. All we have to go on is the screencap … and, perhaps, this curious clip, which obviously isn’t from the same shot as the ‘cap but appeared on YouTube this very day and does bear some striking similarities.

Dude, I think it’s real.


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Wouldn’t they have a better way of surveilling us than walking up and looking in our windows?

Blacklake on May 30, 2008 at 5:53 PM

Well, that scientific debate is settled. Yes, there are indeed aliens.

Got anything on Bigfoot?

Cicero43 on May 30, 2008 at 5:54 PM

Ugh and I can’t use the Tube on this computer!

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 5:55 PM

Silly me, I kept waiting for “it” to break into Rick Astley!

JamesLee on May 30, 2008 at 5:55 PM

I know that guy! His name’s Tom!

jaime on May 30, 2008 at 5:55 PM

Note to Self: make fake alien video

New Note to Self: AP knows too much

Krydor on May 30, 2008 at 5:57 PM

Yes, little green men traveled billions of miles to peek into someone’s window. They have the ability to master quantum physics and applied mathematics, yet they can’t shake that millenial peeping Tom instinct.

I know that if I had the ability to contact another species of being, I sure as hell would sneak around a window or two first.

And BTW–doesn’t this guy run some crazy alien/parapyschology thingie or something? Too lazy to click the link.

robblefarian on May 30, 2008 at 5:57 PM

I’ve told my ex-wife that sooner or later someone was going to catch her peeking.

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 5:57 PM

All I saw was someone taping themselves using a night vision camcorder while they went outside in a halloween mask.

Hollowpoint on May 30, 2008 at 5:58 PM

Interestingly there is supposedly more

CBS Denver

William Amos on May 30, 2008 at 5:58 PM

Ok Allah, if you think it’s real… are you being sarcastic? I am looking at the screen shot, which looks like a puppet.

I guess I will have to wait and get home after fishing tonight to look at it.

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 5:58 PM

This is why they pay AP the big bucks to work (?) here.

He can sniff out just about anything.

SteveMG on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

good thing it wasnt a mid-west gun clingers house or it would be d-e-d, dead.

palefaced on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 5:58 PM

Don’t drive fast (hint hint).

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

Just wondering here…does the homeowner always have a video camera trained on that window at night?

TugboatPhil on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

Trick or treat!

localmalcontent on May 30, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Okay, we really need to get going on building the fence already.

This proves that our border security is shameful.

Grafted on May 30, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Just wondering here…does the homeowner always have a video camera trained on that window at night?

TugboatPhil on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

It’s a known alien gathering place.

Cicero43 on May 30, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 5:59 PM

Are you KIDDING! I am going to be driving like a BOH to get to the creek for the Kings coming in! MUST CATCH THE BIG ONE!

Oh you meant the video…. naaaaa got other things going on.

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Was he an Illegal Alien ? Or did he have a green probe ?

William Amos on May 30, 2008 at 6:02 PM

Chupacabra real anyway ..

redrock on May 30, 2008 at 6:02 PM

Heh, maybe “ET” was looking for Scott Mc to insert an anal probe but realized it wouldn’t be possible considering Bob Dole’s foot is still lodged up his azz!

Liberty or Death on May 30, 2008 at 6:03 PM

Success! My goat mask has fooled people so that I can continue to peep into people’s windows with impunity.

NotCoach on May 30, 2008 at 6:03 PM

I’m convinced. Let’s shut down NASA now. There’s no need to search for life elsewhere. This video is obviously all of the conclusive evidence we need.

cannonball on May 30, 2008 at 6:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I need a minute.

eski502 on May 30, 2008 at 6:07 PM

A more detailed alien video has been posted to YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMyCPe0vExk

Damian P. on May 30, 2008 at 6:07 PM

note to self: set up vid cams taping all my windows. i am going to be rich b****!

custer on May 30, 2008 at 6:08 PM

Maybe I need to adjust the contrast and/or white point on my display… What was I supposedly seeing? I want to believe but all I saw was a window looking out into darkness.

Oooooh – “window into darkness” sounds like a good name for a rock band, or title for Michelle O’s autobiography.

innominatus on May 30, 2008 at 6:08 PM

Wow, 4 ft tall advanced aliens! Conquer inter-stellar travel in order to peep into second-story windows and, yet, seemingly never developed the concept of clothing.

Fatal on May 30, 2008 at 6:09 PM

No reason to think it’s real.

ronsfi on May 30, 2008 at 6:10 PM

This is a better copy then the YouTube one…but it is Quicktime…
http://www.rockymountainparanormal.com/ufo/alienwindowfinal.mp4

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM

Looks like a coyote to me.

SoulGlo on May 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM

So E.T’s a peeping tom now?

Tazz 55 on May 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM

Where in Indy when you need him! :)

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM

I question the timing lighting.

wccawa on May 30, 2008 at 6:11 PM

I Want To Believe!

Mortis on May 30, 2008 at 6:12 PM

First of all, I’m a little confused… the guy promoting this (though apparently not the guy who filmed it) was on Studio B with Shep earlier, and Shep was annoyed that they weren’t releasing the tape… so is this the “real” tape or someone wanting to cash in on the buzz?

Assuming it’s the real tape, I have to point out what I always do to people who believe in aliens… particularly as they’re commonly portrayed in the media (and in this tape).

I have to ask evolutionists, who are the ones more prone to believing in aliens, why the hell would aliens be humanoid looking? Why would they have similar body structure, arms, legs, a head, a face with eyes, a nose, etc. If we evolved after nothing exploded in to everything and then it rained on some rocks and lightening hit it and billions of years led to the most basic of life forms evolving without guidance, in a random fashion, to what we have to do… what makes someone think that aliens would look so similar to us? Why don’t they look more like chickens or whales or dinosaurs? It’s just incredibly stupid.

To go a step further, we’re desperate to find “intelligent” life, no? Does not intelligence require a brain? What makes us think that brains would evolve elsewhere? Supposedly they just arose by random chance here under the exact conditions and environment we had.

But by all means keep telling us that it’s “just science”, while believers in God are the religious and blindly faithful ones.

(Yes, I’m aware that this is more of a “funny” light-hearted post, but I always feel the need to point out the silliness of the idea of aliens being so similar in body structure to humans, when the theory is that we all just evolved randomly)

RightWinged on May 30, 2008 at 6:13 PM

The alien conversation leading up to this video was recorded as well.

ALIEN 1: Is that a house?

ALIEN 2: Totally.

ALIEN 1: Awesome. Wanna go anal probe someone?

ALIEN 2: No way, dude. I had way too much Space Beer. I gotta find a toilet.

ALIEN 1: Go see if anyone’s home. Last thing they need to see is you droppin’ a little green turd in the toilet.

ALIEN 2: Totally.

Nethicus on May 30, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Fatal on May 30, 2008 at 6:09 PM

It would be like putting clothes on kermit.

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 6:13 PM

No reason to think it’s real.

Is that you Scott?

How that’s book deal working out?

SteveMG on May 30, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Isn’t this from a ’61 episode of Twilight Zone?

eeyore on May 30, 2008 at 6:14 PM

Alien peeping tom!

fake and fail.

Chakra Hammer on May 30, 2008 at 6:15 PM

Why certainly . . . how could I have ever questioned their existence. Although I didn’t know they skulked around peeping in windows.

rplat on May 30, 2008 at 6:17 PM

It blinked, so of course it’s REAL!

robblefarian on May 30, 2008 at 6:18 PM

Gotta go….the 50ft Woman is outside my door.

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 6:20 PM

That reminds me of one of my favorite Rodnay Dangerfield jokes:

“I tell ya I’m a terrible lover; The other night I got booed by a peeping Tom”!

orlandocajun on May 30, 2008 at 6:21 PM

Are you sure it isn’t Spielberg’s next movie?

Meryl Yourish on May 30, 2008 at 6:22 PM

Gotta go….the 50ft Woman is outside my door.

Limerick on May 30, 2008 at 6:20 PM

Be Nice to the Wife… she may make you mow or something.

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 6:23 PM

The money quote from the article:

“I don’t believe they have the ability or the motivation to fabricate a hoax,” Rojas said at the news conference.

OK–so the dude that “filmed” it said he’s been involved with/among alien sightings over 100 times. Of course he had no motivation to fabricate a video tape! What a tool. He also stated that 44 birds have hit his car’s windshield since having contact with aliens do to “magnetic field” alterations. You know, because birds are totally made of metal.

robblefarian on May 30, 2008 at 6:25 PM

He probably thought that was the window where he could get his drivers license.

Maxx on May 30, 2008 at 6:26 PM

Dude, I think it’s real.

What, no all caps?

Cmon now, what are the chances a real alien would look exactly like ET or the little dudes from Close Encounters?

inviolet on May 30, 2008 at 6:29 PM

Damn that thing looked just like John Kerry on election night in 04. You all remember don’t you? Kerry looking down from his hotel window as people waited outside in anticipation of his “hey I just lost to a complete idiot” speech.

Keemo on May 30, 2008 at 6:30 PM

this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Whoever made this is an assclown

Hunt035 on May 30, 2008 at 6:33 PM

If this were real, Coast-to-Coast AM with George Norrie would have exposed the truth by now. Therefore it must be fake.

Everything seems just a little bit more funny when sleep deprived.

innominatus on May 30, 2008 at 6:35 PM

This thread is hilarious. HA readers are second to none.

inviolet on May 30, 2008 at 6:37 PM

So Aliens are perverts? Guess we shoulda guessed, with all the anal probing and all.

lorien1973 on May 30, 2008 at 6:40 PM

I heard this guy on George Noory last night, and he is a total flake. He says the government is trying to stop him showing the video. And how would they go about stopping a man from revealing this “Great Truth” you might ask? Did they threaten to kill him, or maybe hurt his kids? naaaah, they broke his nose. Yep, the men in black are hardcore. And he said he knew they were from the feds because, drum roll please. He said they were clean cut.

thekingtut on May 30, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Huh? Somebody turned on two flashlights outside a window? This is less convincing than Barack Obama.

Steve Z on May 30, 2008 at 6:42 PM

thekingtut on May 30, 2008 at 6:41 PM

Curses! Black Helicopter Gang thwarted again by their barbers!

lorien1973 on May 30, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Wow, that was dumb. Fake, but extraterrestrial?

CP on May 30, 2008 at 6:44 PM

I don’t think it’s fake, persay.

It looks like someone in a jacket standing near the window probably talking to someone, then moving off.

Jackets with a v-design in their back or front aren’t exactly uncommon ya know.

Then, it’s either a jacket or a space alien. And Occam’s Razor would kick in.

lorien1973 on May 30, 2008 at 6:46 PM

I don’t think it’s fake, persay.

Sorry, word police at your door.

It’s per se. Latin: by itself.

SteveMG on May 30, 2008 at 6:50 PM

Whatever it is, Hillary says it ought to be allowed to vote.

Cicero43 on May 30, 2008 at 6:51 PM

How do we know that a real honest to goodness alien spacecraft was about to enter our atmosphere and reveal themselves to us to as the share with us their highly advanced tecnology, this bringing this world peace and everlasting prosperity, until they happened to pick up this video while monitoring us, looked at each other, said >”Well, so much for there being intelligent life on this rock!” and turned around and went somewhere else instead?

Klaatu Barata Nikto, this ain’t!!!!

pilamaye on May 30, 2008 at 6:53 PM

Liberty or Death on May 30, 2008 at 6:03 PM

Scotty was very deferential and generous toward former Senator Dole on CNN, just now.

J_Gocht on May 30, 2008 at 6:55 PM

I know that guy! His name’s Tom!

Dude owes me 12 bucks!

DrSteve on May 30, 2008 at 7:00 PM

Good thing they were filming their window at just the right time.

Akzed on May 30, 2008 at 7:03 PM

I’m convinced. Looks just like Elijah Mohammad. Must have come down from the mother ship to do some peepin’

Sincerely,

Calypso Louie

themistocles on May 30, 2008 at 7:05 PM

Probably a fund raiser for one of the campaigns.

Zorro on May 30, 2008 at 7:06 PM

It’s Dennis Kuchinik’s uncle. I’d recognize him anywhere.

Nichevo on May 30, 2008 at 7:07 PM

To me its pitch black and I didn’t see any aliens!

This guy was on live last night, talking to George Noory,
on CoastoCoast,and he sounds good,but trying to get to
the details was like listening to Lanny Davis skateing
around a direct question!

I have trouble when,well you know I’ll like to spill
my guts,but I have a contract and can’t dicuss it,What?

or,Those people won’t let me dicuss it,who are those
people?Its a continual kabuki dance,going in circles!

So your right back at square one,I’m really not convinced
and I’ve heard a lot of stories on Art Bell’s original
radio show!

canopfor on May 30, 2008 at 7:09 PM

canopfor on May 30, 2008 at 7:09 PM

Are you actually saying to listen to Coast to Coast?

upinak on May 30, 2008 at 7:13 PM

Why do aliens never wear clothes? And why do they always look alike?

JellyToast on May 30, 2008 at 7:17 PM

Why do aliens never wear clothes? And why do they always look alike?

JellyToast

Specist! Hate crime!

Krydor on May 30, 2008 at 7:19 PM

What’s wrong with George Noory? He runs a true freak show.

thekingtut on May 30, 2008 at 7:22 PM

I just saw the pic revealed to the press. Looks like a lab retriever to me.

jediwebdude on May 30, 2008 at 7:28 PM

photo

jediwebdude on May 30, 2008 at 7:28 PM

Don’t peep me bro!

csdeven on May 30, 2008 at 7:33 PM

If he’s 4 ft. tall, how is he peeking in a second floor window?

mikeyboss on May 30, 2008 at 7:40 PM

Illegal alien Mexican wrestler? Looks straight out of Nacho Libre.

bobthepeeler on May 30, 2008 at 7:46 PM

Oh crap; some people just have to much time on their hands.

oldelpasoan on May 30, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Fake alien videos are made by real aliens to hide their presence!

Hey, it could happen.

Merovign on May 30, 2008 at 8:00 PM

the camera never moves or jiggles, meaning it’s on a tri pod. set up! but i still believe …..woooooooooooooooo!

DrW on May 30, 2008 at 8:08 PM

canopfor
Are you actually saying listen to Coast to Coast?

upinak on May 30,2008 at 7:13PM.

upinak: No,at your discretion!

But I’m really getting sick and tired of the show
leaning so left and the wacko-conspiracy theorys!

And how the left have a free rein on this radio
program,like Alex Jones,but I enjoy the storys!

canopfor on May 30, 2008 at 8:08 PM

The alien in this video looks more real than that.

- The Cat

P.S. Long live Polysics

MirCat on May 30, 2008 at 8:14 PM

I call intergalactic sex pervert.

The Ugly American on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 PM

I’m convinced. And Obama never heard Wright or Pfleger say anything contraversial.

JimC on May 30, 2008 at 8:51 PM

AllahP – How bout some more Olberman clips — they are about as useless as this one!

iam7545 on May 30, 2008 at 8:59 PM

I call intergalactic sex pervert.

The Ugly American on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 PM

Your phone bill must be outragious.

- The Cat

MirCat on May 30, 2008 at 9:04 PM

If this is an alien he must be their version of Larry the Cable Guy. I can’t imagine them sending their A-Team to this cesspool.

The only way this could be real is if the video was shot from inside Dennis Kucinich’s house.

Mormon Doc on May 30, 2008 at 9:39 PM

It’s a coed from CU in Boulder.

FishFearMe on May 30, 2008 at 9:45 PM

Or one of the strippers from The Bustop (

FishFearMe on May 30, 2008 at 9:48 PM

It will be revealed as some poorly conceived and executed viral ad campaign.

Next.

Dave Rywall on May 30, 2008 at 9:50 PM

You’re all wrong…the alien had just finished watching Animal House…

kiakjones on May 30, 2008 at 9:51 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D2Boston on May 30, 2008 at 9:52 PM

Any pictures of the daughters from the aliens point of view?

BL@KBIRD on May 30, 2008 at 10:04 PM

Aliens, right. And they build spaceships that travel at light speed or jump between time and make sure they put landing lights on them so the air traffic controllers on alpha centauri can see them coming in.

peacenprosperity on May 30, 2008 at 10:13 PM

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