Video: The worst first pitch in history

posted at 6:03 pm on May 29, 2008 by Allahpundit

So pathetic that I’m tempted to say she practiced it, which wouldn’t surprise me. Carey’s always demonstrated a weird compulsion about, shall we say, showcasing her femininity; even here, she felt obliged to go with the cut-offs and six-inch heels for the very sexy endeavor of throwing a pitch. A fastball down the heart of the plate would be just a wee bit butch, but this? Gawjuss.

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I’d hit that like a Matt Herges slow hanging pitch.

wccawa on May 30, 2008 at 7:02 AM

She must have thought it was golf.

spkthed on May 30, 2008 at 7:25 AM

I was distracted. Missed the pitch. Darn!

RMR on May 30, 2008 at 7:26 AM

It’s Japan. The only thing missing was the exaggerated high-pitched voice.

NorthernCross on May 30, 2008 at 7:32 AM

…..Juuuust a bit outside!

CBarker on May 30, 2008 at 8:12 AM

How about she throw out the first pitch at the World Series, but it be a bomb (disguised as a baseball) instead, with Madonna as the catcher!?

Drum on May 29, 2008 at 8:51 PM

Madonna starred in A League Of Their Own, about the short lived women’s professional baseball league. I guess that would qualify her for what you’re suggesting. However, I think that Geena Davis played the team’s catcher.

Bigfoot on May 30, 2008 at 8:36 AM

But she looked cute doing it and that’s what counts. I have to admire her moxie for getting out there in the first place.

abcurtis on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 AM

I have to admire the sheer tensile strength of the fabric of those shorts she squeezed into and am amazed at the gravity and physics defying zipper on her warm up jacket.

Alden Pyle on May 30, 2008 at 10:00 AM

She should have stuck the ball in her cleavage and then flexed her chest muscles. 102 mph fastball right there.

csdeven on May 30, 2008 at 10:17 AM

Who the hell is she?

Akzed on May 30, 2008 at 10:57 AM

OH! “Pitch”!

I read that wrong.

ej_pez on May 30, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Yes it was bad, but it still beats Rosanne singing at the Padre’s game. Still trying to figure out what they were thinking.

srhoades on May 30, 2008 at 12:22 PM

The woman is a tune. I’m sure of it!

sheesh on May 30, 2008 at 2:17 PM